There are N kinds of extravagant methods, and there are me and you in it..."

He spoke solemnly, with a serious and straightforward expression, "However, in this 1 minute, the stock dropped sharply in an instant, but I was still immersed in a dreamlike life. When I realized it, I was already His mother lost more than 6000 yuan..."

Hearing this, I finally couldn't help turning my head to look at him, ready to yell at him as a fool.Unexpectedly, when I turned my head, I was taken aback by his terrifying appearance.

I saw that his white shirt was dyed red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple by something, and even his trousers had a few balls of yellow and blue stains.The most terrible thing is his face, except for the color of the mouth and eyes, the other parts are all black, which blends naturally with the color of the hair.

Under the light of the bar, it looks like a stage singer.

I turned my head and took a sip of wine to suppress my shock, hoping that I would never dream of anything strange when I go back tonight.Wait until the inner turmoil calms down.I turned my head again, and was about to speak, but was interrupted by a laugh.

Liao Muqiu poked his head out from behind me, pointed at Reet, and spoke with a smile like a beggar picking up money on the roadside.

"Have you ever dug coal in Dongshan, or have you seen a ghost in Xishan? Look at your unlucky face, you owe someone to beat you!"

After I heard it, I immediately stopped laughing to save face.

Reet turned his head, looked at Liao Muqiu carefully, and then asked me: "Who is this little brother? Why does he look so familiar? I seem to have seen it somewhere..."

I teased Reet, "That's what you said when you met me."

"The nature is different this time." Reet said, and looked at Liao Muqiu several times: "I really think I saw him somewhere...but I can't remember it for a while."

I interrupted his reverie and introduced Liao Muqiu to him, "This is the nephew of the boss of my company, named Liao Muqiu. He lives in my house now and has some mental problems, so our boss entrusted me to take care of him for two months. After finishing speaking, I introduced Reet to Liao Muqiu, "This is the bar owner, Reet."

"You're just out of your mind." Liao Muqiu frowned displeased, then turned to look at Reet, "Hi, my name is Apds."

Reet was taken aback, then turned to me and asked, "What?"

I turned my head to look at Liao Muqiu, but actually I didn't understand either.

Liao Muqiu pretended to lower his head and took a sip of dark beer before explaining slowly: "This is my English name, Apds. You can call me my Chinese name——Master of A Film."

The voice fell to the ground, and the air was silent for a few seconds.At this moment, I am glad that I brought Liao Muqiu to the bar, because no matter how stupid lines he uttered, there will be DJ music from the bar to pave the way for him, so that the atmosphere will not become awkward.

Reet was the first to react. He reached out and patted Liao Muqiu on the shoulder, and said with admiration: "What a name! You are indeed the one who will become a good brother with me in the future!"

I sneered and looked at Reet, "I just told you that he has some mental problems. Don't believe anyone. When he first met me, he said his name was PDD!"

After hearing this, Reet asked me with great interest, "What is 'PDD'?"

I tilted my head and pointed at Liao Muqiu, "Ask him yourself."

Liao Muqiu took a sip of his wine with a snickering smile, and said in a mysterious way: "PDD, it's PDD."

Reet leaned in front of Liao Muqiu, pointed at the black beer on his table, "If you're willing to tell me that this cup is free, I'll treat you to another cup. How about it? As a gift for our brothers to meet?"

Liao Muqiu glanced sideways at Reet, "Really? Then don't spray me after listening."

Reet nodded immediately, "Really, I never deceive people, if you don't believe me, you can ask Beinan."

"Okay!" Liao Muqiu smiled boldly, and said, "PDD is—— whoring and breaking diao."

As soon as I finished speaking, Reet spit out a sip of wine, but fortunately it didn't spray on my clothes this time.But unfortunately, he sprayed it on Liao Muqiu's robe.

Liao Muqiu quickly reached out and patted his robe, pointing at Reet angrily, "Let's talk about it, how can you lie to me?"

Reet looked at me, then at Liao Muqiu, with a mean smile on his face, "Tall, it's really tall! Brother, I've been in love for so many years, and I didn't dare to give myself such a nickname. I met you today, little brother." Only then did I know what is meant by 'There are people beyond people, and there is a sky beyond the sky'!"

After hearing this, Liao Muqiu stopped washing his clothes and complied with Reet's flattery, "That's a must! Back in the day, my little brother, I was in Tsim Sha Tsui, sweeping Victoria Harbour, and responded to the entire Kowloon and Mong Kok! It can be said that one person is under one person and above ten thousand people, even Chen Haonan has to call me big brother when he sees me..."

I looked at these two idiots and really didn't know what to say.Why didn't I realize before that Liao Muqiu and Reet are actually the same people.It's just that the former is a fool and the latter is a joke.Today, the two big figures collided with each other, and I don't know if it's luck or misfortune.In fact, the saddest thing is that I should have met such two wonderful people.

I lowered my head and took a sip of the wine, thinking about whether I should go to the temple to burn a few incense sticks to worship when I have time.Otherwise, if one day I am teased to death by one of them, then I will be a little bit wronged.

I sighed in my heart, and suddenly remembered the first time I saw Liao Muqiu.At that time, Liao Muqiu looked at me with a mirror, and before he spoke, standing in the elevator was really as pleasing as a painting.But who knew, when he opened his mouth, it turned out to be such a ghost.

Suddenly, I remembered a sentence, and I really felt that it was tailor-made for Liao Muqiu-some people look very literary, but in fact they just have low IQ.

I waited for a few seconds, and seeing that the two were still bragging, I finally couldn't help interrupting them, pointing at Reet and asking him, "Come on, tell me, are you planning to take revenge on society with your shocking outfit?"

After hearing this, Reet took a sip of his wine angrily, "Don't mention it, I met a paint seller on the way here. Without saying a word, he poured it all over me. I was stunned for a while, and then I immediately asked him what he meant. He was fine. , directly replied to me that I don’t like it.” He looked at his clothes sadly, “Do you think this kind of person has mental problems?”

I smiled and teased him, "You've got luck with your feelings, otherwise, no one will throw you all over you, you're so old. It's definitely because someone else has taken a fancy to you, why don't you go out to find him now and ask Would he like to be with you?"

"Did you make a mistake?" Reet looked at me with a surprised face, "That's a man!"

"I know it's a man." I laughed, "Isn't it just advocating that same-sex is true love?"

"Yes!" Liao Muqiu leaned in front of Reet, hooked his shoulders and gave me a smirk, "I also think same-sex is true love, I support Nanbei, you can go out and find that brother, maybe someone else is waiting for you right now Go back and find him."

Reet waved his hand, "No, no, no, like Nanbei said, I'm so old, I just want to find a virtuous and simple girl, plant the crystallization of love with her, and then dedicate all my love in my lifetime Give him, preferably a son."

"Wow!" Liao Muqiu pretended to be surprised, and said in a strange voice: "I didn't expect you to have such a strong taste, even my own son, what a beast~ah~"

I also imitated Liao Muqiu's appearance and said in surprise: "Brother, I really can't tell, you still call me this?"

Reet looked at Liao Muqiu with a confused face, then at me, "What are you talking about?"

Liao Muqiu shook his head, and replied in a tone of hatred for iron but not steel: "To put it bluntly, you have a love affair with children, and to put it bluntly, it's father-son chaos/relationship... Tsk tsk, this world has been degraded by your moral qualities. People have polluted it, making it no longer bright, and falling into darkness that will never see the sun!"

After a pause, he said again: "Why don't you go out and find that paint seller, maybe you can change your twisted heart back." Before he finished, he patted Reet on the shoulder, "Don't thank me, brother, I just decided After losing you, brother, I hate to see you decadent on the edge of morality."

After listening to Liao Muqiu's words silently, Reet licked his upper lip with a thoughtful look on his face.Finally, he took a sip of wine and yelled at Liao Muqiu: "Are you fucking kidding me? That's a man in his 60s! My buddies are not idiots. If you do what you say, that's him." Mom has lost her moral character!" Taking a few breaths, he then added: "I would rather go back and seduce/seduce my unborn son."

After I heard it, I almost choked my throat with a sip of wine.After laughing for a while, the way I looked at Reet changed instantly, "You are too honest, aren't you?"

Without waiting for Reet to answer, Liao Muqiu pointed at him and shook his head while sighing, "Young people nowadays... tsk tsk... really depraved!"

Reet took a sip of his cold beer, "After all, I am a man! A man who is physically and mentally healthy and has sound limbs! You guys... are still too young." After finishing, he sighed, looked at the glass and said with emotion: "Man Well... don't become bad in debauchery, but pervert in silence!"

After listening to Reet's answer, Liao Muqiu patted him on the shoulder, imitating my tone and teasing: "Your mother really gave birth to you by mistake, Lord Yan must have drunk too much when you reincarnated, no

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