I am miserable by being attacked by the social bully

I am miserable by being attacked by the social bully

Author: Wang Jing

North and South have always thought that the label 'Social Cow Syndrome' is an exaggeration, until they met Liao Muqiu, they deeply realized the harmfulness of this word, and classified him as a 'social cancer'.

1. First meeting

Liao Social Cancer: Hello, my name is PDD!You can also call me by my alias - Apds!

Nan was confused:?

2. Hiring talent with high salary

Liao Social Cancer: Are you interested in working in our company?

South sincerely asks: What company?

Liao·Social Cancer: Purchasing waste products, saving talents!

Nan Unbelievable: ?

3. The law of loading ratio

Liao·Social Cancer: Do you dare to compare handsomeness with me?

Nan blurted out: What dare not?

Liao·Social Cancer: Hearing this sentence, I am really moved!You don't know that my brother is so handsome that he is so handsome that five thunders bang and spring returns to the earth and everything wakes up!Dogs don't bark when they see it, and wolves don't dare to howl when they see it!Thinking back to the past, my brother was better than Han Han; Guo Jingming was even better than Guo Jingming;

South 66666666:?

4. Extreme pull

Nan Giving Up Struggling: You are the most shameless person I have ever seen in my life!

Liao·Social cancer: Then you have met too few people!

Liao Social cancer: I like you, stay with me, after all, there are not many handsome men like me!

Nan Speechless: There are not many narcissistic men like you!

Liao Social cancer: If people are not narcissistic, how can they be confident?

Nan Sheng Wu Ke:?

I would like to ask: What should I do if I am pursued by someone with social bullying disorder?

Thank you for the invitation: I was lucky enough to be chased before, and the refusal will only make them more excited!Come together, there is no other way!

【Edible Guide】

-Funny and humorous/duplicate/fancy slap in the face/affectionate attack x social cow ratio syndrome/sand sculpture pseudo-art/fancy tsundere/black belly

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Content tags: urban love, special liking, joy, enemy slap in the face

Search keywords: Protagonist: Nanbei, Liao Muqiu┃Supporting actor: Reet, A and B┃Others: black humor

One-sentence introduction: What should I do if my partner has social bullying?

Conception: I hope you and I will not be constrained by gender, be bold and free.

1. Hello, my name is PDD!

The origin of the story is this.

In the morning, I left home on time at seven o’clock as usual, bought four steamed buns and two deep-fried dough sticks at the steamed stuffed bun shop downstairs, turned around and found the old beggar who wandered downstairs of my house every day, and put a steamed stuffed bun in his bowl A fritter.

The uncle looked at me with tears in his eyes, and was excited for about a minute. Finally, he popped out the line of day after day and year after year: "You are such a good person! What's your name? I will definitely repay you in the future!"

I smiled at the uncle, but did not answer his question.Turning around, I took out the key from my pocket, and while unlocking the electric motorcycle parked opposite me, I took out a bun from the food bag and put it in my mouth.

When I turned over and stepped on the motorcycle, the uncle had already wiped out the buns in my left hand and was about to destroy the fried sticks in my right hand.Before the destruction, he still smiled at me, and said while eating: "You are such a good person!"

When I started the accelerator, the uncle stopped chewing and stared at me blankly, with his mouth open, still holding the fried dough sticks he hadn't swallowed.

When I passed the uncle, he seemed to react from a daze, and quickly swallowed the food in his mouth.

Five seconds later, I heard the heart-piercing shout of the uncle behind me as usual: "Young man, what's your name? Tell me! I will really repay you in the future!"

I smiled in the car, but still didn't answer the uncle's question.In fact, it's not that I don't answer his question, but that it's useless to answer.

Since last year, this uncle has been wandering downstairs of my house begging.His begging equipment is very simple, a blanket and a bowl, and he lives opposite the steamed stuffed bun shop, staring at the owner of the stuffed bun shop while begging for money from passers-by.

When I first noticed this old man, the owner of the bun shop was ordering him to move because his smell was too strong, which affected the boss's business.The uncle was not angry after hearing this, and only said a word to the boss, forcing the boss back to his original position.The lethality of his words is huge, which directly interprets the greed of human nature.

The uncle said: "You can take me to a five-star hotel in the city center for a sauna!"

At that moment, I had a sudden affection for the uncle.

Every morning when I went to work, I would give my uncle a steamed stuffed bun and a deep-fried dough stick.After the uncle took the buns, he always looked at me gratefully, said that I was a good person, and asked me what my name was.

At that time, I always took the trouble to answer the uncle, "You are welcome, my name is Nanbei."

But after a long time, I found that the uncle never seemed to remember my name. He just thanked the other party habitually after receiving the things, and then asked the other party's name.The lines are also the same as before, always three sentences, never changed.

Until later, the owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop told me that this old man had amnesia, no matter what others said to him, he would forget everything within a few minutes.But the only thing he will never forget is staring at the owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop every morning, and saying those three lines that have never changed for thousands of years with every person who kindly gave him alms.

I once asked the owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop, "Since you know that my uncle has a bad memory, why did you go over and tell him to move the place? Even if he moves today, he will move back the next day, because he has no memory at all. I don’t remember promising you to move the land.”

After the boss heard this, he took a deep breath and sighed: "It's all because I was young and naive, and I always regarded myself as a god. I thought that as long as I was a little bit coerced, the uncle would obediently submit. Even if it is only a day, it is very good. Because brother, you don’t know how strong the smell is on the uncle’s body. The fresh pork I just bought this morning has only been stored for one morning, and it has become a rotten pork factory in the afternoon! The flies in the air are all genetic mutations The blue-eyed and green-bodied beast of a mutant cell!"

When I arrived at the company, it was 5 minutes beyond the prescribed working time.

Our boss is an extremely demanding and playful person.

When he is not busy, he will stand at the elevator door of the company to block those late employees.The method is quite brutal, he will take 3 minutes to make up a reason for you, but no matter whether the reason you make up is good or bad, the result will always be deducted wages.

Occasionally, when you meet those employees who are particularly well-written, he will listen patiently and will give you more time if you don't have enough time.After you finish speaking, he will applaud you, and even praise your performance efficiency last month, even if your performance last month did not meet the standard at all, he will also say that your performance last month was very satisfactory.

When you think you can fool him with performance, he will suddenly pat you on the shoulder, make a look of deep regret, and tell you sadly: "This cross talk is very attractive, it's a pity I I heard it last night."

Under the words, the wages are still deducted, even if you are telling the truth, even if he was with Xiaosan last night.

Unfortunately for me, I just parked the car and was about to board the elevator and escape.Our boss, just coming out of the elevator.

The boss patted me on the shoulder very pleasantly, and said with a smile: "Actually, when I first saw you standing at the elevator door, I refused! I refused because your performance last month was very satisfactory! It even exceeded I am your business manager! So I am very optimistic about you!" Speaking of this, he seemed to think of something and asked me, "By the way, how much did your performance increase last month?"

I laughed twice, and couldn't bear to tell him that my performance did not meet the standard last month, so I pretended to be modest and said: "It has risen a little."

The boss nodded and asked again: "Why are you late?"

I said succinctly, "Traffic jam."

The boss snorted, probably felt that my reason was not funny, so he skipped directly to the conclusion, "This cross talk is a bit interesting, but I heard it this morning."

I took out a piece of soft hibiscus from my pocket and handed it over, which I bought specially from the canteen next to the company before I entered the company.It was originally just in case, but I didn't expect it to really make me step on this shit luck.

After the boss took the cigarette, he immediately began to smile again.He patted me on the shoulder again, made a look of relief, and sighed: "Young people, the most important thing is to be motivated! You must learn to bear hardships and stand hard work, and know how to read words and expressions. If the boss is happy, then you occasionally If you are late once or twice, I can still let it go! So, I am very optimistic about you! I am very satisfied with this cross talk!"

I smiled, with a little flattery, "Boss, what you said is right! The salary..." After finishing speaking, I handed over another soft hibiscus.

"It's easy to say! Easy to say!" The boss took the cigarette quickly, "If your manager asks later, you can just say that I agreed." At the end, he sighed again: "But young people, you still have to use it as your own." Work is the main thing!" After finishing speaking, he took a deep look at me.

In other words, let me go to work quickly.

I sent the boss to the door of the company, then turned around and stepped on the elevator.

As I said before, our boss is an extremely demanding and pretentious person, and what he likes to do most is to put on a boss airs and let employees guess what he means.When he says that he is very optimistic about someone, he usually hopes that someone will give him something.

And a boss who likes to pretend and smokes,