[Comprehensive Classics] Guide to Cannon Fodder Counterattack

"Fourteenth Mother,? Are you sure your cousin lives here?" The manor in front of him is remote and desolate, even the paint on the gate has been peeled off by half, it is really hard to see that anyone lives in it.

"It should be right here." Fourteenth Niang stretched out her hand to pin the shattered hair that was blown by the wind behind her ears, her expression was a little complicated, "I heard from other cousins ​​that this is Wang Yuanfeng's villa, but it's just been a long time People have lived."

Originally, Xiao Cui lived in her natal family, but when they went there yesterday, they realized that Xiao Cui had moved out for a long time. How did they know that the place where they lived was so dilapidated.

"What does it matter if the place is a bit broken? It depends on whose family it belongs to. It seems that your cousin still has an unforgettable relationship and still regards herself as a member of the Wang family."

"Then why doesn't she just go back to Wang's house? What's the use of living here alone?" Fourteenth Mother said puzzled.

"I'm afraid I'm still angry,? And she left in a fit of anger,? Now it's too embarrassing to go back so actively. Let's go, isn't that why we came here today? Go ahead and have a look."

"Okay, I'll knock on the door. Speaking of which, I haven't seen my cousin for quite a while."

Seeing Fourteen Niang take the initiative to knock on the door, Nan Ge looked at the chubby little wolf cub in his arms, and laughed teasingly: "I said Beiyou, you plan to stay like this forever. Little foxes know how to save face, What about you? If people see it, will you lose face as Emperor Fengdu?"

The little wolf cub was comfortably held in Nan Ge's arms, and he wished he could roll away comfortably. How could he want to leave.

You know, ever since he discovered that turning into an animal can increase his favorability, he has opened the door to a new world.Turning into a big wolf in Lanruo Temple to rub Nan Ge's hair is not counted, but now when he goes out, he is majesticly occupying Nan Ge's arms with the body of a young wolf.

Hearing what Nan Ge said now, it looked at her innocently with its big round eyes, and grandma let out a few "owooooooow", as if it was really just a well-behaved and cute wolf cub.

Wolf wolf doesn't know anything, doesn't understand anything, I'm just a young and helpless cub, what bad thoughts could I have?

This guy was pretending to be confused again, Nan Ge poked its wet nose, then lowered his head and whispered in his ear: "Little pervert, if you are capable, don't change back forever."

The pup's ears are very sensitive, and Nan Ge's sudden movement stimulated it so much that his ears trembled. Nan Ge's eyes became hot when he saw it, and he pinched a small tip with quick eyesight and quick hands.

Unexpectedly, a smile flashed in the eyes of the young wolf: Duplicity, don't you like him very much now?

"Master, look, this is my cousin Xiaocui." At this time, Fourteenth Niang brought a girl in red dress over, she looked sixteen or seventeen years old, but she was still dressed like a girl who hadn't left the court. .

Xiao Cui bowed to Nan Ge, "Senior came from a long way, but I don't have anything to entertain you here. I'm really sorry. Fourteen Niang didn't say hello to me earlier, so I don't know anything at the moment." Not ready."

As he spoke, he gave Fourteenth Niang a look, and saw Fourteenth Niang hiding behind Nan Ge and winking at her, with a rare smile on her thin face, and a vaguely lively look.

It seems that the relationship between her and Fourteenth Niang is really good.

"It was us who suddenly came to your house and caused trouble for you. How can we blame you for not being good at hospitality. Fourteenth Niang is my apprentice, and you can be regarded as my junior. You are all from my own family, so there is no need to be so polite."

Nan Ge spoke softly. Although he was an elder, he was handsome and looked about the same age as her. Xiao Cui's nervousness subtly subsided a lot.

"That's right, cousin, my master is great, so he doesn't care about such a small matter. Just treat it as your own relatives visiting, don't be nervous." Fourteen Niang also said.

Xiao Cui felt sour. She grew up in the mountains since she was a child, and her mother was also busy with cultivation and didn't care much about her.If it was her before, how could she know these etiquettes.But in the past few years in Wang's family, she gradually paid attention to this aspect after being scolded a lot.

Seeing that the fourteenth mother was as smart and innocent as before, she was relieved, but there was still a trace of envy in her eyes.

"Then let's go in and sit down. Although there are no good things, there are still some tea and snacks."

Xiao Cui was supposed to be a lively person. Although her mood was not high because of her injury, it was lonely for her to live alone in such a remote place as a girl. It was rare for the fourteenth mother to come to see her, and Xiao Cui was very happy.There is also Fourteen Niang's master, who also seems very kind. If possible, she would like to keep Fourteen Niang and Nan Ge to stay longer.

After entering, Fourteen Niang found that the villa looked desolate from the outside, but she didn't expect it to be even better inside. Not only were the flower beds overgrown with weeds, but most of the houses lacked tiles and bricks, making them uninhabitable.

"I really didn't expect that there is still a place to compare with what Lanruo Temple used to have. Don't say it, I look at it like this and it's kind."

Knowing that Fourteenth Niang was teasing her, but in front of the elders, Xiao Cui couldn't help but blush, and she said embarrassedly: "It's because I'm in a bad mood these days, and I haven't cleaned up since I moved in. You guys Come with me to the room, it will be much cleaner there."

"Oh, cousin, I was just joking. We can just stay in the garden, the outside is bright, and there are tables and chairs there." Fourteenth Niang took Xiaocui's sleeve and said with a smile.

The cousin didn't know that the little wolf in Master's arms was actually a man, so she invited them to her room, but how could she accept it like this.Seeing what Master and the others meant, Master Beiyou didn't intend to reveal her identity, so she hurriedly found a reason to fool her.

Xiao Cui hesitated a little, the outside is bright and bright, but the dead branches and leaves look too dilapidated.It doesn't matter if there is only Fourteen Niangs, but Nan Ge is also there, she is really embarrassed to invite her cousin's master to drink tea and chat here.

"Siniang is right. Today's weather is fine and cloudless, and the garden is quite wild. The few of us chatting here are comfortable and at ease."

The guests don't mind anymore, so Xiaocui naturally takes the initiative to do as she pleases.However, she still cast a spell to tidy up the messy surroundings, and then prepared refreshments for Nan Ge and the others to sit down.

Nan Ge took a bite of the pastry and thought it tasted good, so he broke off a piece and gave the little wolf cub a taste too.It was rare for Nan Ge to take the initiative to feed, the little guy rolled the pastry into his mouth, it was really sweet.

In line with the principle of not wasting, it did not forget to carefully lick off the pastry powder on Nan Ge's fingers.

Nan Ge didn't expect it to be so aggressive, he was licked unexpectedly, and when he felt the wetness of his fingertips, the whole ghost was ill.It's not good to just show it like this, she could only smile on her face as usual, and actually found a chance to wipe the cub's fluffy hair without any trace.

Heh, who can afford to use expensive furs to dry her hands?

Bei, thrifty and thrifty, you have no temper, helplessly and dotingly let his sweetheart toss.

Fourteen Niang, who was eating honestly across the street, took their interaction into full view, and felt that the whole fox was not doing well, and her fox eyes were about to go blind.

This hasn't happened yet, and the show of love is like this, if it is done, it will be fine, and will it give the single fox a way to survive.

"Cousin, where did you buy this pastry? It's so delicious."

Fourteen Niang was out of sight and out of mind, and wanted to find a topic to start the conversation, but Xiao Cui, who was still smiling at first, lost her smile when she heard this, like a blooming flower that suddenly withered and withered.

She lowered her head wearily, fiddling with the ribbons on her clothes, and said in a low voice: "Yuanfeng used to like eating sweets very much, and I learned the craft naturally after I cooked a lot. Fourteen mothers, if you like to eat, you can eat sweets." Eat more, you too, senior, if it’s not enough, I’ll do it again.”

Fourteen Niang didn't know there was such a reason in it, she suddenly felt that the dim sum in her hand was not fragrant.She put down the pastry, looked at the sullen Xiaocui and said bitterly, "Isn't he just a man? When did our fox demon lack it? Look at what you've made of yourself now, I can't stand it." gone."

Xiao Cui whispered, "This is different."

"It's different, don't they have two eyes and one mouth, at most he was a fool before."

Hearing that Fourteenth Niang said that Xiaocui was unhappy, she retorted: "He's healed now, he's not stupid anymore."

"Yes, yes, he is not stupid now, but you are rather stupid. You really are a stupid couple, a match made in heaven."

"Where am I stupid?" Xiao Cui pointed at herself blankly, and looked at Fourteen Niang in disbelief.

"You are quite stupid like this now, you are still a fox, you are a whole stupid roe deer."

These words are really insulting to the fox. You can call the fox insidious, cunning and cunning, but you must not call it stupid.What's the difference between that and saying "you're so good, like a cute kitten" to a tiger.

Little harm, but highly insulting.

"Pfft." Seeing the bickering of the two little foxes coming and going, Nan Ge was amused, alas, why are they all in human form, how cute it would be if they returned to their original form.

As if aware of Nan Ge's extravagance, the little wolf cub gritted her hand with his deciduous teeth in dissatisfaction, and then Nan Ge retaliated and stuffed a whole piece of pastry, so that he could not choke.

It's over, it's over, and it's embarrassing in front of her seniors again, Xiaocui sobs in her heart.

You must know that because of Nan Ge's cultivation method, the breath on his body is soft and stable, which is very attractive to small animals, even the little fox demon.

Xiao Cui originally wanted to make a good impression in front of Nan Ge, but it seemed like everything went wrong.

"Fourteenth Mother, have you forgotten what we are here for? Didn't you ask me to help before, why are you arguing with Xiao Cui first?"

Fourteenth Niang stuck out her tongue, she couldn't hold back.Who made Xiaocui look like this really made her angry, and she couldn't help but wake her up.

"Siniang, what does senior mean?" Xiao Cui was really confused, she thought that Siniang hadn't seen her for a long time, so she came to visit her specially.

"It doesn't mean anything else, just think I'm addicted to being a matchmaker recently. A few days ago, I just got a red line for a young couple who are talented and beautiful. No, remember that I have a cousin who directly divorced her husband. Baba rushed over to find you a partner. Tell me, what do you like, this time I even invited the master, no matter who you like, we will tie you if you want to."

Xiao Cui was dumbfounded: What the hell, get tied up, you are a matchmaker in love, are you so hardcore in being a matchmaker these days?

Xiao Cui couldn't help but turn her gaze to Nan Ge, who was very reliable at first glance. Who knew that Nan Ge took a sip of tea slowly and comforted her with a smile: "Don't worry, although Fourteen Niang has only been a matchmaker, the effect is remarkable. Especially the bride, she is very satisfied. If you have any conditions, just ask her."

But he never denied the words that tied the bridegroom.

Nan Ge: Why do you need them to tie you up? If you really open your mouth, the groom will probably tie himself up and send him to the door.

The author has something to say: Tell everyone a joke:

Fourteen Niang: I secured that marriage, and the couple are both talented and beautiful.

Talent: Feng Sheng

Female Appearance: Huang Shiniang

It can be seen from this that the mouth of a matchmaker is a deceiving ghost.