[Comprehensive Classics] Guide to Cannon Fodder Counterattack
Chapter 95 Liaozhai
Sure enough,? I don't know when, a red sedan chair stopped at the gate of the courtyard, and there was a pretty little girl standing beside the sedan chair. When she saw him, she smiled and said, "Young master is here!"
Feng Sheng rubbed his hands together awkwardly, glanced at the tightly covered sedan chair, and asked expectantly, "Is the bride inside the fourteenth lady?"
"Which one is it if it's not our lady? Grandpa, I said you are too impatient, right? You ran out without wearing these shoes? Don't freeze on the day of great joy." The little girl looked at Feng Sheng's shiny Foot tune laughed.
He was so excited that he didn't pay attention, but now Feng Sheng realizes that he really forgot to put on his shoes after being mentioned by this little girl.
At this moment, he accidentally caught a glimpse of a small dimple on the right cheek of the little maid, as sweet as a handful of honey, he couldn't help but feel flustered:
"Although this girl is a little younger and not as beautiful as Fourteen Niang, she is still a delicate beauty. After a few years, I might as well ask Fourteen Niang to be my concubine. Companion, isn't it beautiful!"
The little girl blushed when Feng Sheng looked at her. She glared at him with big watery eyes, then bent down to lift the sedan chair curtain, "I'll invite our young lady to come out."
The curtain was lifted, isn't the fourteenth girl sitting inside wearing red makeup?Although you can't see her face with the hijab on her head, just looking at her figure is not comparable to the young girl next to her.
The beautiful woman he had been thinking about day and night was right in front of him, Feng Sheng immediately put other messy thoughts behind him, the most important thing for him now was to marry, and then to enter the bridal chamber.
He is going to realize one of the four great happy events in his life today, and he is a little excited when he thinks about it.
"Ma'am." Feng Sheng was about to step forward affectionately, but was stopped by the little maid.
"My lord, don't worry, you haven't paid your respects yet. After you pay your respects, my young lady will be your rightful wife."
"Yes, yes, Xiaosheng has no shape, then please..." Feng Sheng was stuck, he still didn't know the name of the little girl.
"My name is Zhenzhen." The little girl replied crisply.
"Okay, then please Zhenzhen help the Fourteenth Niang to come out to pay homage." Saying that, she made a bow to Zhenzhen.
Zhenzhen didn't hide, she accepted it calmly, and then carefully helped the bride out.It just so happened that the servant came after him with his shoes. Feng Sheng hurriedly put on his shoes and led everyone to the lobby.
Because of the special circumstances of the fourteenth mother, her parents did not come, and Feng Sheng's parents died, and neither of them was present, so they simply worshiped heaven and earth and swore to heaven that they would be husband and wife. This gift is done.
Afterwards, Fourteen Niang was sent to the new house. Unexpectedly, as soon as she sat down, Feng Sheng lifted her hijab impatiently.
As the red hijab was picked up little by little, gradually revealing a little white chin, Feng Sheng said tenderly: "Madam, today you really..." Before the words could be said, the voice stopped abruptly.
When the hijab fell to the ground, it really was a flower-like jade, no, no, it should be a flower-like face.
I saw the bride's plate-sized face with flat features, thick and long eyebrows; her eyes were thin and small, and it could be seen that she was already opening them very hard, but unfortunately the slit was a little wider; her bulbous nose was collapsed, Underneath is a big mouth painted bright red. Those who don't know it think they just ate someone.
She squinted her small eyes and looked at Feng Sheng, then nodded in satisfaction, and smiled with a bloody mouth.The shaking of the muscles caused the face powder to fall off, and the red wedding dress was immediately covered with a layer of "hoarfrost".
"Husband, what did you just say, how am I really doing today? Isn't it so beautiful?" As she spoke, she winked at him, um, although the eyes are too small to see clearly.
Hearing the bride's bold and heroic voice, Feng Sheng, who had received a bundle of autumn spinach, backed up a few steps in fright, covered his mouth and retched a few times, his small face was even whiter than the bride's.
"Husband, what do you mean?" The bride was upset, and her face was pulled down, so that she could ward off evil spirits by placing it at the door.
Feng Sheng quickly tilted his head, this time he didn't even have the courage to look at her, he asked Zhenzhen beside him, "Zhenzhen, did you make a mistake, I'm going to marry the fourteenth lady, this Zhuang, Who is Miss?" He almost said he was a strong man, which shows Feng Sheng's psychological shadow.
Zhenzhen, who was watching from the sidelines, almost died of laughter. When Feng Sheng asked her, she raised her hand and covered her mouth with her cuff so as not to look so gloating.
"My lord, this is the fourteenth lady, the fourteenth lady of our Huang family, Huang fourteenth lady."
"Wrong, wrong, the fourteenth lady of the Xin family I want to marry is not from the Huang family. Zhenzhen, quickly take your lady back and exchange my fourteenth lady back." Feng Sheng heard the bride I made a mistake, and immediately became anxious.
Zhenzhen avoided Feng Sheng's hand that was about to pull her sleeve, and covered her head with a handkerchief, "Oh, why this fourteenth lady, that fourteenth lady, my lord, I was confused by you. Anyway, our lady has already I have paid homage to you and married you. Now, you are the official son-in-law of the Huang family. Don’t even think about changing it again. Just live with the young lady in a down-to-earth way. It’s you who can marry our young lady. The blessings cultivated in the previous life."
"What kind of blessing is this, and the crimes she committed are similar. Zhenzhen, I really didn't know what Huang Siniang was. I thought she was the Xin family's [-]th lady, so I paid homage to her. This bride was wrong. Marriage doesn't count." Feng Sheng waved his hands repeatedly.
At this time, the bride ran over and grabbed Feng Sheng by the ear.
"Okay, old lady, I understand. You despise me for your feelings. Feng Sheng, let me tell you, I only call you husband when I give you face. Don't be shameless yourself. We have already married today. From now on, you will be my Huang Shishi's man, if you still dare to think about other women, see if I don't punish you."
Feng Sheng had never seen such a domineering woman before, and when he accidentally caught his ears, he yelled "Oops" because of the pain.He wanted to save his ears, but as a frail scholar, he couldn't match the strength of monsters, the more he struggled, the more painful he became.
In the end, he could only ask Zhenzhen for help, and Zhenzhen blinked at him, expressing that he understood.Then, with surprise in his eyes, he grabbed Huang Siniang's sleeve, and stretched out his hand to conjure up a brocade box.
"Miss, what do you do by pulling my uncle's ears? He still looks good. If his ears are stretched, he won't look good. Anyway, you are both husband and wife. If there is anything wrong with my uncle, you can teach me slowly later. You see, why did you even forget the dowry in such a hurry.”
When Feng Sheng heard it, hey, why do you feel that something is wrong?
When Huang Shiniang saw that it was Zhenzhen who stopped her, she immediately restrained her movements a lot.Later, she was persuaded by Zhenzhen again, thinking about it, it really made sense, what she originally wanted was Feng Sheng's face, the standard bookish appearance, which satisfied her desire to marry a cultural person.If she broke her face, wouldn't she be married for nothing?
After she figured it out, she let go of her hand quickly, and seeing that Feng Sheng's ears were already red, she felt very distressed. "Oh, my husband, my strength has increased for a while, so don't be angry if I can't hold it back. Come quickly, let me rub it for you." As he said that, he was about to start.
"You monster, don't come here!" Feng Sheng was so frightened that he covered his ears and wanted to flee through the door.
Unexpectedly, when he just opened the door and was about to run, his belt was caught. Like a duck caught by fate, he struggled in vain, but he couldn't run away.
Huang Siniang held Feng Sheng's belt, pulled him back, and sneered, "I told you to be shameless, and you don't remember it so soon? It seems that your memory is not good, sir. Okay, that’s not okay, I still hope that you will come back after taking the No. [-] examination and make me an official wife. As a wife, I will help you recall memories now, so that you will have a long memory. "
"Crack!" was the sound of a feather duster hitting the table next to it.
"Yes, it seems that my dowry is very suitable." Hearing the crisp voice, Huang Shiniang looked at the feather duster in her hand with satisfaction.
Feng Sheng looked at Zhenzhen in disbelief, only to see that the box in her hand had been opened at some time, and there was nothing inside.Now, it is clear what was in it, it was the feather duster that danced vigorously in Huang Siniang's hands.
At this time, Zhenzhen closed the empty box and put it on the shelf next to her, and then said to the newlyweds with a smile: "The spring night is short, miss, uncle, then I won't bother you, I'll go out first."
"You go, remember to close the door."
Huang Siniang looked at Feng Sheng, who could no longer escape her palm, and smiled evilly.
Feng Sheng realized something and struggled desperately, "Zhenzhen, don't go, take me with you!"
Zhenzhen turned a deaf ear and closed the door tightly after going out, which also extinguished Feng Sheng's last hope.
Afterwards, the sound of the feather duster being smacked on the body and the sound of the man crying for pain could be heard endlessly in the room.However, at some point, the voice gradually changed.
"Okay, from now on, it's not something a good girl should listen to. It's getting late, and I should go back. I just told Master to let her have fun." Sitting outside the door, I watched Feng Sheng's wailing for a while. Seeing that everything was going well, Zhenzhen patted her skirt and stood up.
The clear moonlight shone on her face, black hair and snow skin, whoever it was if it wasn't Xin Shishiniang.
It turned out that in order to teach Feng Sheng a lesson, Nan Ge planned to let Fourteen Niang deal with him in the same way.
Didn't he force Fourteen Niang to marry?Then they will let him taste what it is like to be forced to marry a disgusting person.Doesn't he like beauty?Fourteen Niang went to find an ugly man or demon for him who was willing to marry Feng Sheng because of his face, so that he would know that women's beauty is not the only thing that people miss in this world.
Fourteen Niang's family is huge, and it is not difficult to find someone with this condition.Within a few days, she inquired about a suitable candidate, a weasel spirit, who happened to be the fourteenth among the sisters at home.
Now there is no need to find anyone else. After showing Huang Siniang a portrait of Feng Sheng, Huang Siniang, who had hated her marriage for a long time, agreed without saying a word, patting her thigh.So, this marriage was settled like this.
As for whether Feng Sheng is willing or not, what?Do you need the consent of the other party to get married?After all, he never asked Fourteen Niang before.
In this way, through her matchmaking, this marriage made in heaven was a complete success.Facts have proved that the fox demon Fourteen Niang still has the potential to be a matchmaker.
作者有话要说:感谢在2021-10-11?23:00:19~2021-10-12?23:00:22期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: Little raccoon? 2 bottles;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard
Feng Sheng rubbed his hands together awkwardly, glanced at the tightly covered sedan chair, and asked expectantly, "Is the bride inside the fourteenth lady?"
"Which one is it if it's not our lady? Grandpa, I said you are too impatient, right? You ran out without wearing these shoes? Don't freeze on the day of great joy." The little girl looked at Feng Sheng's shiny Foot tune laughed.
He was so excited that he didn't pay attention, but now Feng Sheng realizes that he really forgot to put on his shoes after being mentioned by this little girl.
At this moment, he accidentally caught a glimpse of a small dimple on the right cheek of the little maid, as sweet as a handful of honey, he couldn't help but feel flustered:
"Although this girl is a little younger and not as beautiful as Fourteen Niang, she is still a delicate beauty. After a few years, I might as well ask Fourteen Niang to be my concubine. Companion, isn't it beautiful!"
The little girl blushed when Feng Sheng looked at her. She glared at him with big watery eyes, then bent down to lift the sedan chair curtain, "I'll invite our young lady to come out."
The curtain was lifted, isn't the fourteenth girl sitting inside wearing red makeup?Although you can't see her face with the hijab on her head, just looking at her figure is not comparable to the young girl next to her.
The beautiful woman he had been thinking about day and night was right in front of him, Feng Sheng immediately put other messy thoughts behind him, the most important thing for him now was to marry, and then to enter the bridal chamber.
He is going to realize one of the four great happy events in his life today, and he is a little excited when he thinks about it.
"Ma'am." Feng Sheng was about to step forward affectionately, but was stopped by the little maid.
"My lord, don't worry, you haven't paid your respects yet. After you pay your respects, my young lady will be your rightful wife."
"Yes, yes, Xiaosheng has no shape, then please..." Feng Sheng was stuck, he still didn't know the name of the little girl.
"My name is Zhenzhen." The little girl replied crisply.
"Okay, then please Zhenzhen help the Fourteenth Niang to come out to pay homage." Saying that, she made a bow to Zhenzhen.
Zhenzhen didn't hide, she accepted it calmly, and then carefully helped the bride out.It just so happened that the servant came after him with his shoes. Feng Sheng hurriedly put on his shoes and led everyone to the lobby.
Because of the special circumstances of the fourteenth mother, her parents did not come, and Feng Sheng's parents died, and neither of them was present, so they simply worshiped heaven and earth and swore to heaven that they would be husband and wife. This gift is done.
Afterwards, Fourteen Niang was sent to the new house. Unexpectedly, as soon as she sat down, Feng Sheng lifted her hijab impatiently.
As the red hijab was picked up little by little, gradually revealing a little white chin, Feng Sheng said tenderly: "Madam, today you really..." Before the words could be said, the voice stopped abruptly.
When the hijab fell to the ground, it really was a flower-like jade, no, no, it should be a flower-like face.
I saw the bride's plate-sized face with flat features, thick and long eyebrows; her eyes were thin and small, and it could be seen that she was already opening them very hard, but unfortunately the slit was a little wider; her bulbous nose was collapsed, Underneath is a big mouth painted bright red. Those who don't know it think they just ate someone.
She squinted her small eyes and looked at Feng Sheng, then nodded in satisfaction, and smiled with a bloody mouth.The shaking of the muscles caused the face powder to fall off, and the red wedding dress was immediately covered with a layer of "hoarfrost".
"Husband, what did you just say, how am I really doing today? Isn't it so beautiful?" As she spoke, she winked at him, um, although the eyes are too small to see clearly.
Hearing the bride's bold and heroic voice, Feng Sheng, who had received a bundle of autumn spinach, backed up a few steps in fright, covered his mouth and retched a few times, his small face was even whiter than the bride's.
"Husband, what do you mean?" The bride was upset, and her face was pulled down, so that she could ward off evil spirits by placing it at the door.
Feng Sheng quickly tilted his head, this time he didn't even have the courage to look at her, he asked Zhenzhen beside him, "Zhenzhen, did you make a mistake, I'm going to marry the fourteenth lady, this Zhuang, Who is Miss?" He almost said he was a strong man, which shows Feng Sheng's psychological shadow.
Zhenzhen, who was watching from the sidelines, almost died of laughter. When Feng Sheng asked her, she raised her hand and covered her mouth with her cuff so as not to look so gloating.
"My lord, this is the fourteenth lady, the fourteenth lady of our Huang family, Huang fourteenth lady."
"Wrong, wrong, the fourteenth lady of the Xin family I want to marry is not from the Huang family. Zhenzhen, quickly take your lady back and exchange my fourteenth lady back." Feng Sheng heard the bride I made a mistake, and immediately became anxious.
Zhenzhen avoided Feng Sheng's hand that was about to pull her sleeve, and covered her head with a handkerchief, "Oh, why this fourteenth lady, that fourteenth lady, my lord, I was confused by you. Anyway, our lady has already I have paid homage to you and married you. Now, you are the official son-in-law of the Huang family. Don’t even think about changing it again. Just live with the young lady in a down-to-earth way. It’s you who can marry our young lady. The blessings cultivated in the previous life."
"What kind of blessing is this, and the crimes she committed are similar. Zhenzhen, I really didn't know what Huang Siniang was. I thought she was the Xin family's [-]th lady, so I paid homage to her. This bride was wrong. Marriage doesn't count." Feng Sheng waved his hands repeatedly.
At this time, the bride ran over and grabbed Feng Sheng by the ear.
"Okay, old lady, I understand. You despise me for your feelings. Feng Sheng, let me tell you, I only call you husband when I give you face. Don't be shameless yourself. We have already married today. From now on, you will be my Huang Shishi's man, if you still dare to think about other women, see if I don't punish you."
Feng Sheng had never seen such a domineering woman before, and when he accidentally caught his ears, he yelled "Oops" because of the pain.He wanted to save his ears, but as a frail scholar, he couldn't match the strength of monsters, the more he struggled, the more painful he became.
In the end, he could only ask Zhenzhen for help, and Zhenzhen blinked at him, expressing that he understood.Then, with surprise in his eyes, he grabbed Huang Siniang's sleeve, and stretched out his hand to conjure up a brocade box.
"Miss, what do you do by pulling my uncle's ears? He still looks good. If his ears are stretched, he won't look good. Anyway, you are both husband and wife. If there is anything wrong with my uncle, you can teach me slowly later. You see, why did you even forget the dowry in such a hurry.”
When Feng Sheng heard it, hey, why do you feel that something is wrong?
When Huang Shiniang saw that it was Zhenzhen who stopped her, she immediately restrained her movements a lot.Later, she was persuaded by Zhenzhen again, thinking about it, it really made sense, what she originally wanted was Feng Sheng's face, the standard bookish appearance, which satisfied her desire to marry a cultural person.If she broke her face, wouldn't she be married for nothing?
After she figured it out, she let go of her hand quickly, and seeing that Feng Sheng's ears were already red, she felt very distressed. "Oh, my husband, my strength has increased for a while, so don't be angry if I can't hold it back. Come quickly, let me rub it for you." As he said that, he was about to start.
"You monster, don't come here!" Feng Sheng was so frightened that he covered his ears and wanted to flee through the door.
Unexpectedly, when he just opened the door and was about to run, his belt was caught. Like a duck caught by fate, he struggled in vain, but he couldn't run away.
Huang Siniang held Feng Sheng's belt, pulled him back, and sneered, "I told you to be shameless, and you don't remember it so soon? It seems that your memory is not good, sir. Okay, that’s not okay, I still hope that you will come back after taking the No. [-] examination and make me an official wife. As a wife, I will help you recall memories now, so that you will have a long memory. "
"Crack!" was the sound of a feather duster hitting the table next to it.
"Yes, it seems that my dowry is very suitable." Hearing the crisp voice, Huang Shiniang looked at the feather duster in her hand with satisfaction.
Feng Sheng looked at Zhenzhen in disbelief, only to see that the box in her hand had been opened at some time, and there was nothing inside.Now, it is clear what was in it, it was the feather duster that danced vigorously in Huang Siniang's hands.
At this time, Zhenzhen closed the empty box and put it on the shelf next to her, and then said to the newlyweds with a smile: "The spring night is short, miss, uncle, then I won't bother you, I'll go out first."
"You go, remember to close the door."
Huang Siniang looked at Feng Sheng, who could no longer escape her palm, and smiled evilly.
Feng Sheng realized something and struggled desperately, "Zhenzhen, don't go, take me with you!"
Zhenzhen turned a deaf ear and closed the door tightly after going out, which also extinguished Feng Sheng's last hope.
Afterwards, the sound of the feather duster being smacked on the body and the sound of the man crying for pain could be heard endlessly in the room.However, at some point, the voice gradually changed.
"Okay, from now on, it's not something a good girl should listen to. It's getting late, and I should go back. I just told Master to let her have fun." Sitting outside the door, I watched Feng Sheng's wailing for a while. Seeing that everything was going well, Zhenzhen patted her skirt and stood up.
The clear moonlight shone on her face, black hair and snow skin, whoever it was if it wasn't Xin Shishiniang.
It turned out that in order to teach Feng Sheng a lesson, Nan Ge planned to let Fourteen Niang deal with him in the same way.
Didn't he force Fourteen Niang to marry?Then they will let him taste what it is like to be forced to marry a disgusting person.Doesn't he like beauty?Fourteen Niang went to find an ugly man or demon for him who was willing to marry Feng Sheng because of his face, so that he would know that women's beauty is not the only thing that people miss in this world.
Fourteen Niang's family is huge, and it is not difficult to find someone with this condition.Within a few days, she inquired about a suitable candidate, a weasel spirit, who happened to be the fourteenth among the sisters at home.
Now there is no need to find anyone else. After showing Huang Siniang a portrait of Feng Sheng, Huang Siniang, who had hated her marriage for a long time, agreed without saying a word, patting her thigh.So, this marriage was settled like this.
As for whether Feng Sheng is willing or not, what?Do you need the consent of the other party to get married?After all, he never asked Fourteen Niang before.
In this way, through her matchmaking, this marriage made in heaven was a complete success.Facts have proved that the fox demon Fourteen Niang still has the potential to be a matchmaker.
作者有话要说:感谢在2021-10-11?23:00:19~2021-10-12?23:00:22期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: Little raccoon? 2 bottles;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard
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