[Comprehensive Classics] Guide to Cannon Fodder Counterattack

Just like this, Beiyou was full of good expectations, happily thinking about the future of him and Nange all night, and even secretly thinking of the child's name in order to plan ahead.

It's just that after thinking so much, Beiyou, who was holding the wrong strategy, never expected that he would take the wrong first step. The posture is too strange,? Almost missed the point.

Therefore, when he happily went to meet his sweetheart early the next morning, it seemed quite normal that he would open the door and kill him.

The wooden sword pierced Beiyou's chest quickly, accurately, and ruthlessly, right in the middle of the heart, and he knew at a glance that the opponent was coming menacingly, without any intention of showing mercy.

"Why don't you hide?" Nan Ge exclaimed,? It's true that she shot without reservation,? It's just that she was angry, and she really didn't think she could stab him with her current ability.

"Ah, are you feeling sorry for me?"

Looking at the sword on his chest, Beiyou was overjoyed, and his subordinates' vowed words were still in their ears: "When a woman wants to strike, she must not hide, let alone fight back, or she will be even more angry. On the contrary, at this time You can only let her beat you obediently, it is better to get a little injury, then not only will she lose all anger, but she will also feel sorry for you."

He suddenly remembered something,? Immediately took a few steps back,? His expression was a little painful, "I'm hurt."

Nan Ge Siyuyan: "I feel sorry for you big-headed ghost! Brother, your acting is too fake,? How can anyone react so slowly after being stabbed by a sword? You think it is poison and there is still time to attack?"

She pulled out the sword, it was fine, not only was there no blood, but the blade was corroded.Looking at Beiyou's chest again, it's abominable, and now even the tear in his clothes has recovered.

Beiyou said awkwardly, "I'm sorry, this time I was inexperienced and broke your sword. Don't worry, I will definitely pay you a better one."

"Forget about the sword. I was the one who struck first. There's no reason to ask the other party to pay for the weapon if you can't hurt someone." Nan Ge took a deep breath, trying to suppress the anger in his heart, so that his face would not be too ferocious.

"I'm just curious, do you usually talk like this with other people?" If yes, how did you live so long without being beaten to death?

"Did I say something wrong?"

This time Nan Ge acted so clearly, no matter how dull Bei You was, he could still find that she was unhappy.He was a little at a loss, "I'm sorry, I usually don't talk to others very much, if I say something wrong, just tell me and I'll change it."

Nan Ge felt as if he had punched cotton. It was the other party who did the wrong thing, and the other party couldn't fight back, and couldn't fight back when they scolded him, but why did he torture people like this?

Let's fight, look at her sword, she lost her wife and lost her army; curse, there is a big question mark on whether the other party can hear it.

This is even more irritating than actively admitting mistakes and not repenting!

"Well, I was wrong. I should explain it to you directly, you come in first."

Nan Ge knew now, how could this be an old antique, it was clearly an older giant baby who came from nowhere, who didn't know anything about the world.She seriously suspected that Beiyou didn't even know why she gave him a sword. He wouldn't think he was joking with him, would he?

In the end, she could only surrender.

Beiyou followed Nange into the room, feeling uneasy.Didn't you say that when the woman thinks you are wrong, no matter whether you are actually wrong or not, you have to actively admit it?Why does it seem to have no effect at all.

What should I do next? My subordinates haven't said anything about this situation, so I'm so anxious.

Beiyou looked calm (tan) on the surface, but sat down in a panic in his heart.Some people look calm and calm, as immobile as a mountain, but who can know that they are actually so nervous that they don't even know where to put their hands.

Fortunately, after Nan Ge thoroughly understood Bei You's essence, no matter how he behaved on the outside, in Nan Ge's eyes, he was just a paper tiger, which could be broken with a single poke.

"Tell me, do you like me?" Nan Ge cut to the point, and the moment he opened his mouth, he sent a straight ball.

Beiyou was stunned by the sudden straight ball, and when he came back to his senses, he was so excited that he almost crushed the table. Fortunately, he still remembered to maintain a steady personality, so he didn't break the mark on the spot, but the pinna still quietly It's red.

With sharp eyes, Nan Ge noticed it immediately.

She couldn't help clicking her tongue, is it so pure?Oops, it seems kind of cute.

"You can see it, yes, I like you. How about you, what do you think of me?" Beiyou seemed indifferent, as if he didn't care about the answer at all.

Under the table, where Nan Ge couldn't see, a large cloud of black air was constantly moving, suddenly condensed and then dissipated, very frankly showing the master's nervous and entangled heart.

How could it be like this? According to his plan, he should cultivate a relationship with Nan Ge first, and then propose marriage when the relationship is in place. Make sure everything is safe. Why did Nan Ge notice it the second day after the formal meeting?

fall!Why don't you follow the script!

"Are you asking me?" Nan Ge elongated his voice, and was satisfied to see the other party's bawdy eyes, like a puppy begging for food, almost wagging his tail.

Isn't it true that her eyes are not working well now?How did she associate such a big black guy with a puppy? Could it be that she has been practicing too much these days and forgets to eat and sleep, and is suffocating, so she can't look good at anyone?

In Nan Ge's mind, suddenly there was a picture of Wang Gongzi with a pig's face streaming down tears, and he shook his head vigorously, shaking off this terrifying image.

No, it appears her aesthetic hasn't been twisted yet.In other words, her aesthetics only had problems with Beiyou.

So the question is, why is this happening?Could it be that she also has some meaning for Beiyou?It shouldn't be the flood of maternal love for such an old giant baby.

Nan Ge was frantically questioning her aesthetics, but she didn't know that she had given Bei You a wrong message by shaking her head just now.

So she doesn't like me?The dog's eyes dimmed, and its tail drooped down.

"Your Majesty, according to what I said, you are basically foolproof. But, this woman's heart is like a needle in the sea. Even if you think it's almost the same, people may go out because of the bad weather today and see annoying people. Rejecting you for weird reasons. In fact, this is not her intention. She just wants to test your sincerity and see if you really like her. At this time, you have to show your indomitable spirit and ask a thousand times Yes, the more you do it, the more you value the other person. In this way, you will succeed once in a while."

Here he is, here he is, at this time, the lingering dog-headed army division comes with his love book again.

After a short period of frustration, Beiyou remembered what his subordinates said, that the puppy can hook him up again.

However, our innocent Majesty never imagined that these words were just patches made by the idiot who cheated his boss because he was afraid that he would fail in courtship and would hurt Chi Yu in anger.

In this case, if the marriage proposal is successful, he has contributed a lot; in case, say in case, in case it fails, your majesty, please don't be angry, it shows that you are not sincere enough in that girl's heart, keep working hard.

Being at the top, the heights are extremely cold, so Beiyou, who doesn't understand the unspoken rules of the workplace, was led into the ditch by his subordinates. Not only did he not climb up, but he happily added some soil.

Just like that, before Nan Ge could really reply, he said directly: "I understand what you mean, don't worry, I will not give up, one day I will show you my sincerity!"

Wait, did I miss something, why did I jump here all of a sudden?

Beiyou is really good at creating surprises. Whenever Nan Ge thinks that he understands the other party thoroughly, he can catch them by surprise.

"Do you really understand what I mean? What do you mean by I mean?"

Nan Ge's question was very convoluted, but it was not difficult to understand.However, although Beiyou had adjusted his mentality at this moment, he still couldn't help being disappointed when he failed in his first confession.

"I know you are kind-hearted, so I just shook my head and didn't say no directly. But I am sincere to you. Now you have only met me twice and don't know me well. After a long time, you will, just... "

"Just what?"

Beiyou pursed his lips. The following lines were too embarrassing for him to say.

"Just because I know your sincerity? Or just because I know how good you are, and I can't help but throw my arms around you?" Nan Ge can't be blamed for being fast-talking, it can only be said that puppies are really fun to play with!

Nan Ge's words were heard in Beiyou's ears, as if the future would really develop like this, but now even the roots of her ears were red.

He tilted his head unnaturally. In fact, what his subordinate said was even more explicit than this.

Why didn't she find that honest people smell so good when bullied?Nan Ge deeply felt that he had missed a hundred million.

However, even though they were always at odds with each other and didn't say a word together, Nan Ge still calmed down his anger.

At first she thought that Beiyou was a beast in clothes and a disciple, but now she felt that this guy probably really didn't know how offensive his actions were.

After all, what's wrong with puppy Gou likes to sneak into the owner's room? (Innocent.JPG)

"Okay, let's talk about this later. Now let's talk about business, I think there is a misunderstanding between us."

Beiyou nodded, there was indeed a misunderstanding, you misunderstood my sincerity towards you.

Nan Ge pretended not to see it, she knew that what this guy was thinking and what she was going to say should not be the same thing.

"Okay, since we have reached a consensus, let's go through each item first. First, what is your real name, where do you come from, and where do you live?"

Is this the most popular blind date among human beings that my subordinates said?It is said that many people are married through blind dates.He originally thought that he and Nan Ge were not human races, so they couldn't use this method.

From this point of view, although Nan Ge is already a ghost, it is still an unexpected tradition, and still retains the customs of his life.It is important to remember this point and pay attention to it in the future.

Fortunately, just in case, he also knew about blind dates.

Nan Ge's question seemed unremarkable, but it was actually investigating the man's family background, to see how the conditions were and whether the woman could live a good life.This answer is very important, and basically determines whether there will be any more between them, so Beiyou sits upright and takes it seriously.

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!