[Comprehensive Classics] Guide to Cannon Fodder Counterattack

Fan Li clenched his fists tightly, then slowly loosened them. Finally, he looked at Ah Qing, his eyes were full of red threads.Although his face was calm, he looked a little ferocious for no reason.

Following his gesture, the soldiers behind beat the war drums in the camp. The rough drum sound was extremely penetrating, breaking the tranquility of this paradise all at once.

After a while, teams of well-trained soldiers rushed over. They surrounded Ah Qing layer by layer without revealing a single gap.

Ah Qing looked at the "human wall" in front of her, and her face turned cold all of a sudden.

"Doctor Fan, what do you mean?"

"Miss Ah Qing, please allow Fan Li to be a villain for a while, please come with Fan. As long as you are willing to teach swordsmanship, after Wu is destroyed, Fan will be at your disposal."

"What a shameless Doctor Fan! I gave you three chances, but none of the [-] people could do three tricks under my command. Why, send a group of soldiers to besiege me now, do you want to be tough? Let me see what you have done. How many people did you bring, one thousand? Two thousand? Three thousand?"

Ah Qing's scolding was actually not painful to Fan Li, after all he had heard worse things before.

It's just that he used these methods against the enemy country and opponent for the first time on such a little girl. It was indeed his fault, so it was unavoidable.

When Ah Qing reported the numbers one by one, and reported three thousand, his eyes fluctuated.

Ah Qing was about to laugh out of anger,? What's the matter, if she wanted to hurt Xi Shi, she had to defeat three thousand Yue soldiers first, and when she replaced Fan Li, she still had to walk away.Feelings are so cheap as my sparring partner.

"Don't worry, Miss Aqing, as long as you take the initiative to go with us, I will not hurt you. I will never touch a single plant or tree in this peach forest. In the future, the king will definitely treat you as a guest of honour. The whole country of Yue will treat you with courtesy."

"Okay, are you threatening me with my peach grove?" Ah Qing took a step forward holding the bamboo pole, and was shocked by her aura, and the soldier in front of him reflexively took a step back.

"I told you a long time ago that no one of my people can move. No, not only people, you can't touch one of my sheep, one of my trees. Did you take my words as a deaf ear? Tell you, I am very Not happy, today, I will teach you another truth for free, in this world, you can not offend anyone."

As she said that, she instantly swept down a group of soldiers with a single blow.

"My lord!" A group of soldiers firmly guarded Fan Li behind him.

"All of you attack me. Whoever can catch Miss Ah Qing will be promoted to three ranks in a row, and she will be rewarded with a hundred gold, but she cannot be killed." Fan Li was also shocked by Ah Qing's character that he said he would do it.

You know, there are three thousand soldiers here. Even though their martial arts are far inferior to Ah Qing, but with so many people, two fists can't beat four hands. Is she crazy?

When calling the soldiers to attack, Fan Li kept stopping them from hurting her life, otherwise, his singing would be in vain.

In the peach forest, Huang Yaoshi watched this scene and wanted to rush out.

He knew that it was one thing for Ah Qing to be able to deal with it, but it was another thing to watch so many people shamelessly bullying his wife.If he can bear this, then he won't be a god tortoise.

The one Ah Qing hit was a man who was relaxed, fluent, and could use his eyes to stop his family's ready to move when he had time, telling him not to come out.

In this scene, if it weren't for the "corpse" lying on the ground under her feet, and the painful wailing in her ears, she would have thought she was taking a walk outside.

Huang Yaoshi's aura of killing all directions was suppressed by Ah Qing's flirtatious look, but it's not his style to ask him to look like this.

Anyway, Ah Qing only told him not to come out, and didn't tell him not to help her. Huang Yaoshi simply picked up a handful of stones and secretly knocked down those soldiers who wanted to get close.

Huang Yaoshi was extremely fast, and there were so many people at the scene, and it was very chaotic, so no one could notice.

When the last soldier fell, Ah Qing looked at Fan Li in disbelief, swung the bamboo pole with his right hand, and the tip stopped in front of his heart, no more than a finger's width away from his body.

"I accepted what you owed me. You are lucky, otherwise you would not be able to stand in front of me and talk. Your strategy is okay, but in the face of absolute force value, you are vulnerable."

Saying that, Ah Qing sent the bamboo pole forward, and poked him with a "snap", "Ah!" Fan Li thought that Ah Qing was really going to kill him, so he couldn't help but screamed.

When he panicked and sat down on the ground, he realized that Ah Qing hadn't really done anything, just touched him just now.

He raised his head, looked at Ah Qing condescendingly and said to him: "It seems that you are not so unafraid of death, so don't do things that seek death in the future.

Today I will spare you one last time, and you and the people of the King of Yue will not appear in front of me in the future. "She retracted the bamboo pole, turned and walked back.

Suddenly, she stopped, as if remembering something, and added another sentence.

"By the way, don't you like to threaten me with my people? It's not rude to come and go. If you dare to touch a tree in my peach forest, I will take the king's order."

After he finished speaking, he left without looking back.

If you don't give me some flair, look, you really think Xi Shi can harm the country, but I, Ah Qing, can't.

They all rely on their ability to eat, and my martial arts are no worse than her beauty.

When Ah Qing was no longer in sight, a soldier reluctantly got up and walked to Fan Li, "Master Fan, are you alright?"

Fan Li pushed his hand away and stood up by himself. He looked at the soldiers on the ground who were constantly kicking, and his heart was full of unwillingness.

But he had to admit that the disastrous defeat of the [-] soldiers and Ah Qing's words completely overwhelmed him.

"Forget it, it's God's will. Let's go back and don't come here again." He said dejectedly.

Suddenly, his heart hurt, and he spat out a mouthful of blood. Fan Li grabbed the clothes on his chest and passed out.

Before he fainted, he suddenly remembered what Ah Qing said: I will accept what you owe me.

Afterwards, Fan Li suffered from heart disease, and every time he fell ill, the throbbing pain in his heart seemed to really mock his self-righteousness at the beginning.

However, although his plan was unsuccessful, he was not considered a complete loser.

The three-day competition allowed those top-notch experts to see what an Excalibur is, and they barely learned a trace of an Excalibur.Later, they taught the sword skills they learned from it to the soldiers of the Yue State. Three years later, the Yue soldiers took the newly forged long swords and defeated the Wu army, and the Wu State was destroyed.

Fan Li can be regarded as seeking benevolence and obtaining benevolence, but it is a pity that he failed to stay with Yi Guang for a lifetime.

I don't know if he regretted it in the end.

But these things have nothing to do with Ah Qing and the others. She and Huang Yaoshi had already returned to Song Dynasty at that time and stayed together on Peach Blossom Island all their lives.

On this side, Ah Qing finished work and went back relaxed.

She knew that after today, no one would dare to disturb them again.The shackles on her body are also gone, and she will be able to go back with Huang Yaoshi next year.

Therefore, the first thing she said when she saw Huang Yaoshi was: "Yaoshi, let's get married."

Not to mention how ecstatic Huang Yaoshi was, I only know that on a very good day, every peach tree in the peach forest was tied with a red ribbon, and the sheep raised by Ah Qing, as well as the donkey, were also tied around their necks. Tied a big red flower.

They are all people who don't care about common etiquette, and getting married is just a respect for each other, so there is such a ceremony.

It doesn’t matter if there are no parents around, it’s okay, just let Eunuch Bai be the high school; no guests, it doesn’t matter, the sheep and donkey are also part of their family; there is no joy, it doesn’t matter, they can play by themselves, one plays the piano and the other blows the flute, and it’s also lively very.

In short, this wedding is as happy as it is, anyway, it is a marriage, as long as you are happy!

This was the simplest and weirdest wedding that Ah Qing had ever had, but for her, as long as it was the right person, she would be extremely happy.

In the days after marriage, the two of you come to study and I play chess, and you herd the sheep and I play the flute. They live a sweet life, like glue, and the white father-in-law makes troubles from time to time, which adds a little bit to their life. pleasure.

In a blink of an eye, autumn passed and winter came, the snow melted, and when the peach trees sprouted new buds, Ah Qing said to Huang Yaoshi, "Husband, we should leave after a while."

Huang Yaoshi looked at their home. He was familiar with every plant and tree here, including the vegetables he and Ah Qing had planted and the flowers they had watered.Happy times always fly by so fast, and he is really reluctant to leave when this time comes.

Why not Ah Qing, this is the home she lived in since she was a child.

"I still remember when you said you wanted to be my neighbor, but the house hadn't even started to be built, so you were told to come in." Thinking about the scene when the two of them first met, Ah Qing wanted to laugh.

But now Huang Yaoshi is not the same as yesterday's Amon, not only he is not ashamed, but he is even honored by Ah Qing's words.

"As a husband, it's called being close to the water, and seizing the opportunity. But I didn't expect God to treat me kindly. Before I had time to take the next step, I just told me to embrace the beauty."

"It's not that God treats you kindly, it's me. If I hadn't saved you back then, you wouldn't know where you are now."

"Madam is right, so as a husband, don't you agree with your body?"

Ah Qing thumped him, but to Huang Yaoshi, this strength was too light even for a massage.

"You are cheap and good-looking."

After finishing speaking, she still felt a little melancholy, "It's a pity that this year's peach blossom will not be able to be seen."

Peach Blossom Island is not close to them, and in this day and age, the transportation is not convenient enough. It must be too late to wait for the peach blossoms to bloom.

And not only this year, next year, the year after, and in the future, she will not see these peach blossoms.

Hearing the sadness in her words, Huang Yaoshi's heart tightened, and he hugged Ah Qing directly, "If you don't want it, then we won't leave, okay?"

"That's not the case. I just lived here for too long, and I'm a little bit reluctant. It's fine when the time passes. Besides, I want to see what the Song Dynasty you lived in was like when you were young." .”

"I listen to you. If you want to go back, we will go back. If you don't want to go back, we will stay here. I know you like peach blossoms. If you go back, we can live in Peach Blossom Island, okay? It's an isolated island, there are no people, and there will be no one. Come to bother us. At that time, I will plant an entire island of peach blossoms for you, more than this, so that you can see them every year."

The little melancholy in Ah Qing's heart was also erased by Huang Yaoshi's affectionate words. She leaned against him, imagining the small island full of peach blossoms in the future, and couldn't help showing a smile.

"Then this is truly the Peach Blossom Island, isn't it, Island Master Huang?"

"Of course, Mrs. Island Owner."

The Peach Blossom Island has not been seen yet, and the two of them called each other the island owner, the island owner's wife.After finishing speaking, thinking about the conversation just now, they couldn't help laughing again.

When the peach blossoms burst into small and lovely buds, Ah Qing and Huang Yaoshi led the donkey and set off.

The sheep raised at home were released by Ah Qing, and there was her formation in the peach forest. These two lambs knew the way when they were used to walking. They were smarter and knew to come back obediently after eating grass. They were not afraid of being caught by wild animals or It was people who were caught and eaten.

Originally they planned to bring nothing, but there are always some idiomatic and meaningful things.Just like this, they packed a lot here and there, so the little donkey had to go through the last journey with them.

What surprised Ah Qing the most was Eunuch Bai, who thought he would not go with them. After all, wild beasts have their own territory and won't leave easily.

For this reason, Ah Qing and Huang Yaoshi took advantage of this time to brew a lot of wine and bury it in the ground, so that it can still drink after they leave, and this piece of peach grove is enough for it to eat for a month every year Peaches are gone.

But when they finished their last big meal, and then said goodbye to Eunuch Bai, Eunuch Bai followed calmly with a fish in his left hand and a jar of wine in his right. unwilling to leave.

So Ah Qing and Huang Yaoshi dragged their families all the way to Peach Blossom Island, and waited until the day Huang Yaoshi returned, just in case, and tied them together firmly with a rope.

The end of the rope was tied around the donkey's neck, and then to Eunuch Bai's waist.Ah Qing and Huang Yaoshi stood side by side, each with a rope tied to one of their wrists, and the two hands in the middle were tightly intertwined.

That's right, the donkey was also brought over. It was planned to be released when they boarded the ship, but it was fate to see it go with them, so they brought it along with them.

When I went back, there was no abnormal phenomenon, there was a strong wind, the sun and the moon were dark, it seemed that I just blinked, and the scenery in front of me changed all over again.

They have arrived, to the Song Dynasty more than 1000 years later.

As for the peach blossom grove left by Ah Qing thousands of years ago, the various slips in it, the martial arts cheats created by Huang Yaoshi when he was inspired, and the fine wine buried in the forest, maybe it will become an adventure for some lucky person in the future.

However, that should be a long time later.Now, for Ah Qing and the others, Da Song's life is about to officially begin.The martial arts world of Condor Shooting has encountered the ceiling of Ah Qing's force value, and Huang Yaoshi, the original, all-round, present, and powerful winner in life, what changes will happen, let us wait and see.

The author has something to say: now Huang Yaoshi seems to be taking the script of the protagonist, not the grandfather who gave away equipment and martial arts.

First, sister (A Qing) get!

Second, the divine beast (Eunuch Bai) get!

Third, adventure (time travel) get!

Well, he is already a qualified winner in life.