[Comprehensive Classics] Guide to Cannon Fodder Counterattack

"Sister-in-law,? I will borrow the plantain fan from my grandson, and I promise to return it to you when it is used up." In order to cross the Flame Mountain, and for the sake of the surrounding people, Monkey King came to the Iron Fan Princess to borrow the plantain fan.

After all, it's up to him to talk about it,? If he hadn't kicked over the alchemy furnace, this good place wouldn't have turned into a flaming mountain.Looking at the miserable people living here, there is no need for Master to speak, Monkey King came here on his own initiative.

"No, you monkey caused our mother and child to be separated,? You still have the face to come to the door."

Princess Iron Fan gets angry when she sees Sun Wukong. She doesn't like these crooked friends made by the Bull Demon King, but it's just out of sight and out of mind.But this is good,? She even got her son to go to Buddhism,? How could she spare him.

If it wasn't for the fact that she and Sun Wukong couldn't beat him just now, he would have lost the monkey head on his neck long ago.

"Sister-in-law, don't be angry. My nephew is now practicing with a Bodhisattva. It's no better than being a monster. Now he's a boy, but he might become a Bodhisattva in the future. You are his mother, you have to do it for the child." Do you think about the future? Look at the sons of Li Tianwang, all of them are dragons and phoenixes, especially the third prince Nezha, sister-in-law, are you not tempted?"

How about reading thousands of books and traveling thousands of miles? Although I haven't read this book much, the journey has not been in vain all these years.

After staying in the world for so many years with Xuanzang of the Tang Dynasty, Sun Wukong has learned how to understand the world and the world? This time, he has caught Princess Iron Fan's death spot.

Not to mention that mortals can expect their children to become dragons, the parents of this monster are all the same, and even more eager, just ask which parents have never dreamed of their baby's soaring into a fairy?

Sun Wukong’s example is still Nezha. You must know that Nezha has also collided with Honghai’er’s character design to some extent. Isn’t this more engaging.

Thinking of Nezha Zhongtan Marshal, Santan Haihui Grand No. □□, Princess Iron Fan's breathing suddenly became rapid.

"You mean that the red boy can also do this?"

Sun Wukong doesn't know if he can do it, but Hong Haier is only a few hundred years old, his magic power is so strong, and he has a lot of eyes, so he will definitely be a ruthless character in the future.

Besides, don't you have to ask others now, of course you have to pick the right ones.

"Of course, sister-in-law, think about it. Nezha's master is Taiyi Daoist, and Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was originally his brother. The apprentices he teaches will not go anywhere, right? And the third prince's elder brother, Mu Zha, also worships him. Under the Bodhisattva's school, I heard that there is also a dragon girl who will be his boy. Look at the fellow students of the red boy, which one is not from a famous family, so why worry about it?"

Previously, Princess Iron Fan cried for the red boy because she thought about the separation of their mother and child, but now that Sun Wukong said so, it seems that the son's future is more important.

It's just that she has loved her son so much for so many years and said she can't see him anymore. Does she really miss him?

Sun Wukong looked at Princess Iron Fan's expression and knew that she was loose, so he quickly made up for it.

"Sister-in-law, you just go out to learn art as a child. Think about it, even in the past, didn't your nephew set up a separate family, and you didn't see him a few times a year? It's not that there is no chance to see you again in the future. If you really miss your child Why don't Brother Heniu add a few more siblings to Honghaier?"

As he spoke, his expression became teasing.

Princess Iron Fan was still sad just now, but she blushed pretty when Sun Wukong said this, and "Pooh" he said, "What a shameless monk!"

However, she seemed to think of something, and cursed: "You still have a child, that dead ghost is fascinated by the fox spirit, how can you remember me as a wife, even when the child was taken away, I didn't see him come forward. Blind to see him as such a useless bastard."

It's okay for Princess Iron Fan not to scold, but the more she scolds, the more sad she becomes, until finally she burst into tears.

Monkey King didn't expect it to become a family ethics drama all of a sudden, he scratched his head and was helpless.

Alas, I just said that my old grandson is most afraid of women crying.

Suddenly, he thought of something, and smiled wickedly.

"Sister-in-law, don't cry. My old grandson has an idea here. Keeping you can not only add a younger sister to Honghaier, but also tie Brother Niu at home."

"Really?" Princess Iron Fan, who was still crying, stopped crying when she heard him say that. "Seriously, my old grandson has something good here." As he spoke, he stretched out his right hand and turned into a white porcelain vase.Pull off the lid, there is a transparent liquid inside.

"Don't look at this as ordinary, no matter who it is, as long as they drink it, they will definitely become pregnant, and they will give birth to a big fat girl in three days."

Princess Iron Fan couldn't believe it. She was pregnant with Hongbai at the beginning, but it took him a full 100 years to give birth to him.

"Didn't you just scoop up a bottle of water for me, where is the magic water?"

"How can I lie to my sister-in-law? This is what my grandson asked from the Bodhisattva in the past. It is specially used for young couples who cannot conceive. No, my grandson secretly left some. You can't believe me, Guanyin Bodhisattva, you should Believe it or not, he is the Bodhisattva of sending children."

There's no way, he can't say that he brought it from the Daughter's Country. If the Bull Demon King finds out and becomes angry, he's not afraid, but he can't make him trouble the Queen.

I had no choice but to borrow the name of the Bodhisattva. The merciful and compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva would not care about it. (Guanyin: Ah Choo, Ah Choo!)

When Princess Iron Fan heard that it was Avalokitesvara, she probably believed it in her heart, and the reputation of Avalokitesvara for giving birth to children was resounding.

"But even if this water is useful, how can I keep my husband at home? I didn't see him take care of the family like this when the red boy was born before?"

"Sister-in-law, you're thinking about it now, this water is not for you, it's for Brother Niu."

"What did you say?" Princess Iron Fan thought that Sun Wukong wanted her to give birth to a child to tie the Bull Demon King's heart, but she didn't expect... to act so boldly?audacious in the extreme?Ahh, it's not right, she was so startled that she could speak incoherently.

I know Princess Iron Fan can't accept it for a while, but who is Monkey King, he is the one who can speak eloquently.Besides, it wasn't that he wasn't angry when he was in Daughter's Country, so now he's looking forward to Brother Niu giving him a niece.

"Sister-in-law, we cultivators talk about the profound power of mana. We don't have to be bound by men and women like ordinary people. If you can give birth to children and take care of the housework for my brother Niu, can't he do it? The baby is unavoidably partial, plus Brother Niu and his bull gave birth, what face would he have to go to those little elves in the future, and he can't just nurse the baby obediently at home, do you think this is the reason?"

Princess Iron Fan was so fooled by Monkey King, her eyes became brighter and brighter, as if she had opened the door to a new world.

That's right, I'm no worse than the Bull Demon King, why should I cling to him so much, if I didn't really like him, just relying on my own appearance and cultivation, where can I not find a better one?

Now that I have given birth to a child for him, it is fair for the Bull Demon King to give me another one.

As a man, after giving birth to a child, he should calm down and concentrate on breastfeeding the child at home.She still has to take care of the outside affairs.

Thinking of this, Princess Iron Fan is going to get the bottle in Monkey King's hand.

Sun Wukong took it back, "Sister-in-law, this is a treasure, my grandson can't give it to me for nothing."

Princess Iron Fan rolled his eyes at him angrily, "Don't worry, I won't take advantage of you. As long as your treasure is real, I will offer you the banana fan with both hands. It's only three days left, you still wait no more?"

"Since my sister-in-law is straightforward, my grandson is not a stingy person." After saying that, he gave the bottle to Princess Iron Fan, who treasured it and put it away.

When he returned to Tang Xuanzang, Tang Xuanzang watched Sun Wukong return empty-handed, and asked worriedly, "Wukong, does the Iron Fan Immortal not want to borrow the plantain fan?"

Monkey King laughed, "Where is it, but I have to wait for three days."

"What did you do again?"

Sure enough, the disciple Mo Ruoshi, when Tang Xuanzang saw his expression, he knew that Monkey King must be playing tricks again.

When Sun Wukong explained the ins and outs of the matter in a few words, both Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing couldn't help laughing, and Zhu Bajie laughed even harder.

"Hey, that's great, now you have to be an uncle again, Brother Monkey. Should we get some money ready?"

"It's easy to talk about it. You have to pack a lot of money, so that you don't have enough dowry in the future and you can't get married." Thinking about the appearance of the Bull Demon King, hey~ the daughter he gave birth to is really hard to say.

Tang Xuanzang couldn't help showing a doting smile: "Jiao narrow." I don't know who he said it to.

Here, the Bull Demon King was invited back by Princess Iron Fan, saying that he was invited back.

Although he mostly lives in Yumianhuhu now, he still has feelings for Princess Iron Fan.

Thinking of these days because of the absence of her only son, Princess Iron Fan was in a bad mood. Today, it was rare for her to send someone to invite him. The Bull Demon King ignored Princess Yumian's reluctance, comforted her and left.

Inside the Bajiao Cave on Cuiyun Mountain, the Bull Demon King looked at the well-dressed Princess Iron Fan, and his mind was swayed, "Ma'am, what's the matter with you asking your husband to come back?"

Princess Iron Fan looked at him affectionately, "Death, you haven't come back for so long, if I hadn't come to invite you, I'm afraid you would have forgotten me a long time ago." There was a sour taste in the words.

The Bull Demon King's bones almost melted at the sight of her.

Princess Iron Fan has always been strong, except when he was newly married when had he ever seen her so tender and affectionate.

Immediately, he forgot about the charming jade-faced princess. He took the iron fan princess's tender hand and kept fawning on him. He swore that he would only guard the iron fan princess in the future.

Princess Iron Fan has known his virtues for so many years, she has not naively thought that the Bull Demon King has really changed, but she just pretended to be moved and fed him a glass of wine.

"Why is this wine so weak?"

Nonsense, with so much water in it, can it be light?

"The wine is weak because of our strong love." Princess Iron Fan kissed him on the cheek, and then poured the whole jug of wine into him while he was fascinated.

Just when the atmosphere between the two was just right, and something indescribable was about to happen, the Bull Demon King suddenly held his stomach and yelled.

"It hurts, my stomach hurts so much."

Then, the belly bulged up in front of them like it was inflated, like a woman who was pregnant in August.

"Husband, what's wrong with your stomach?"

The Bull Demon King broke out in cold sweat from the pain, "Ma'am, I don't know, it suddenly started to hurt, could it be because it ate something wrong just now?"

"How could it be? It shouldn't be so big after eating the wrong food. What the hell is going on?" Princess Iron Fan looked anxious, and she almost burst into tears seeing the pain of the Bull Demon King.

Seeing her like this, the Bull Demon King endured the pain and comforted him and said, "Madam, don't worry, the old cow has rough skin and thick flesh and can't die, ah, it hurts!"

His stomach seemed like someone was fighting inside, the pain was so bad that he wished he could cut his stomach open, just now he was comforting Princess Iron Fan, but now he passed out from the pain.

Seeing that the Bull Demon King was really dizzy, Princess Iron Fan let out a "bah", "It's really useless. I was pregnant for 100 years, and it's only been three days. It's cheap for you."

After finishing speaking, she touched the Bull Demon King's belly and felt the powerful kicks of her little hands and feet. She looked gentle and said, "You are really a good boy. You know how to vent your anger on your mother before she was born."

When the Bull Demon King Youyou woke up, he felt his conditioned reflex, and his stomach didn't hurt anymore, but the roundness still didn't go away.

"Are you awake?" The voice was cold.

The Bull Demon King was startled, and found that Princess Iron Fan was standing at the head of the bed, her face was so pale that she really wanted to get mad.

He panicked, "Ma'am, what's wrong with you? Is there really something wrong with my stomach?"

It was fine if he didn't speak, but Princess Iron Fan burst into tears when he spoke. She threw herself on the bed, carefully avoiding her belly, and beat the Bull Demon King's chest.

"You also said, you enemy, at first I just thought you were just a little greedy for beauty. As for a man, three wives and four concubines are normal, and I can bear it. But you even hooked up with a man and was raped by life. I have a big belly, how can you have the face to go out after making me have a red boy?"

After speaking, he cried hoarsely.

At this time, the Bull Demon King didn't care about the pain in his chest, he was struck by a thunderbolt like a thunderbolt from the blue sky.

What?Getting pregnant?

He rubbed his stomach tremblingly, with disbelief on his face, "Ma'am, this is not a joke."

Princess Iron Fan thumped him hard, "Who are you kidding?"

At this time, perhaps because of a tacit understanding, the little girl in his stomach kicked him suddenly, and couldn't wait to help his father to recognize the facts.

"She... she moved!" The Bull Demon King was so frightened that he could hardly speak.

"It's not normal for a child to move with such a big belly. Tell my mother honestly, who made your belly big, and the man who dares to touch my mother is getting impatient."

The Bull Demon King is tough, he doesn't know who made it big, no, he has no relationship with men at all, he is an out-and-out straight cow.

"Ma'am, there is really no one. Look, my stomach just bulged out suddenly. How could it be pregnancy? You must have made a mistake."

Princess Iron Fan got up from him, wiped away the tears on her face slowly, and said with a sneer, "Oh, it's strange. They're all monsters, but it's just a sudden pregnancy. I'm still pregnant for 100 years. Why are you so surprised?" .A bull of your age can conceive, and it’s not impossible to take so long to conceive, maybe she’s been in your womb for hundreds of years.”

After finishing speaking, he threw the veil on his face, "Don't play sloppy with me here and say, who is the adulterer?"

There is no such person at all, how can the Bull Demon King know who the adulterer is.

However, when Princess Iron Fan said this, the Bull Demon King also hesitated.

Could it be that before he drank with his brothers and subordinates, that bastard coveted his beauty and did something wrong to him while he was drunk?

Thinking of this, his face turned blue and white, and suddenly he lay down on the bed and vomited it out.

"What, this is morning sickness?"

After finally suppressing the nausea, the Bull Demon King heard Princess Iron Fan's cool words. He suddenly knew that his good boy was pregnant, and thought that he might be given something by another boy. Next, he was so flustered that he lost his mind, and hurriedly told Princess Iron Fan about his speculation.

After all, being forced by others and bending to oneself are two different things. Now that he has become such a man and woman, Madam must be steady here.

Princess Iron Fan almost didn't laugh when she heard the Bull Demon King's analysis. She didn't expect the old cow to have such a big brain.

Pooh, covet your beauty?If you deliver it to your door, those monsters would not dare to bite it, not only that, but you may have nightmares at night for the rest of your life.

On the surface, he pretended to be sympathetic and loving, and accompanied him to scold those monsters severely, saying that if anyone found out who moved the bull devil, he would definitely skin him.

"Husband, you can raise your baby with peace of mind, I will not dislike you. When you give birth to a child, I will treat him as my own child, and I will not wrong you two."

Ga, why does the Bull Demon King feel so strange being held in the arms of Princess Iron Fan?

Three days later, the Bull Demon King Ping An gave birth to a fat girl, a real "thousand catty".

Princess Iron Fan was very happy to have a noble daughter.However, due to her birth, it is difficult to say, and there is no way to hold a big banquet.

But Sun Wukong brought a few juniors to ask for a cup of wedding wine, and said that if the Bull Demon King is not honest, he will go get some water for Princess Iron Fan.

Le's Princess Iron Fan not only confiscated their share money, but actually gave the plantain fan to Monkey King.

Fortunately, the Bull Demon King, who was in confinement at this time, didn't know, otherwise he would be so angry that he would collapse.

After the child was born, the Bull Demon King's body also took care of himself. He was a spendthrift, and he was really awkward with this child. He wanted to go out to spend time and drink again after not being honest at home for a long time.

But this time he has learned to be good, and he knows that the male demon covets him again, so he doesn't dare to drink with his brothers again, lest he be taken advantage of again.

Thinking that he hadn't seen Princess Yumian for a long time, he hurried over to look for her.

Unexpectedly, he was shut out of the cave without seeing each other at all. When he wanted to break in, he heard Princess Yumian crying inside, saying that he was incompetent and couldn't give him a son and a half. Here, she might as well find that elder brother to carry on the family line.

Hearing that the Bull Demon King almost had a cerebral hemorrhage, but let's do it because he is afraid that this person will be too blind. If it is reported that he was given something by a male demon and gave birth to a child, then he is still a mess, so he has to leave in despair.

Little did he know that Princess Iron Fan was following him, and seeing his stubbornness, she sneered in her heart.

If it wasn't for the fear that it would be bad for her daughter if the news spread, she would let everyone know that the Bull Demon King was getting pregnant and see how cool he is.

But now she is not afraid, the bull devil finds one, and she tells one to see who dares to talk to him, anyway, those banshees don't have the courage to speak out.

If it doesn't work, ask Sun Wukong for a few more bottles, and fill him up as soon as he goes out, to see if he dares to go out.

So, once the Bull Demon King went out, he was beaten with a sap, and when he woke up, he found that his clothes were disheveled and his belly was big again.Upon examination, it was found that she was pregnant with triplets this time.

There are only three things, the Bull Demon King has learned his lesson thoroughly, and honestly stays at home to raise babies, nurse children, and never dare to go out again.

In this regard, Sun Wukong, who beat Sap, said that the after-sales service of the goods delivered by him is guaranteed.

Thinking about it this way, the Bull Demon King guessed that his brother had made his belly big, and it seems that he guessed right?

Later, boy Shancai was put on leave for a few days by the strange-looking Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, who pretended to let him go home to see his newborn sister.

When he returned home with a happy face, he saw his mother tenderly and considerately supporting his pregnant father for a walk, followed by his little sister Maverick crawling all over the ground. It's conceivable.

The author has something to say: Bull Demon King: The father of a hero, who else is better than me.

Sun Wukong: After the product is sold, my grandson will take care of it.

Princess Iron Fan: I am a professional when it comes to beating back and forth, as well as actresses.

Avalokitesvara: Take the blame, I'm used to it.Also, stop begging me for a child.

Hong Haier (with a dazed face): My father can give birth to children, my father can give birth to children... Ah!No, then who gave birth to me?So, my father should be my mother, but is my mother my father?I have misunderstood my parents for so many years?Then I won't be able to give birth in the future! (doubt in life)

感谢在2021-08-28?23:00:45~2021-08-29?23:00:45期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: ☆ cotyledons? 2 bottles; light green? 1 bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!