[Comprehensive Classics] Guide to Cannon Fodder Counterattack

When Feng Luan woke up, she found herself lying on the bed. She got up and lifted the veil to have a look, only to find that Bai Yu was not in the hall.

"Has Ayu already left?"

The maid standing at the door heard the movement and rushed over to help Fengluan, and replied: "Your Majesty just fell asleep,? His Highness Baiyu ordered the servants to help you to bed and rest, and then left."

Feng Luan felt that she slept very well this time, and woke up refreshed. The previous fatigue was swept away. Knowing that it was Bai Yu who played the song specially for her, she felt a little irritated.

"Ayu has been on a journey for the past few days. The food must not be as good as the family's. I will tell the chef to make more of her favorite food and send it over."

"Yes, Your Majesty."

But at this time, Bai Yu was not in the palace, but went to the Taoist temple of Ruyi Zhenxian.

When she came, Immortal Ruyi was lying on a recliner, the luxuriant branches and leaves blocked the sunlight above his head, and there were two little Taoist boys beside him fanning him attentively, very leisurely.

"You enjoy being here." A cold voice sounded.

When True Immortal Ruyi heard this, a carp sat up straight, "Where is it? Thanks to my junior sister."

Why is this aunt coming back now? He hasn't had two days of easy days.

The two Taoist boys hurriedly got up and saluted Bai Yu: "Master and Auntie are well."

Looking at the two Yuxue's cute little Taoist boys, Bai Yu's face softened a little: "You guys go out and play first, I have something to talk to your master about."

After speaking, he stuffed them with a pack of snacks.

"Yes, Master Aunt." The two little Taoist boys accepted the snacks, and happily left arm in arm.

Looking at the backs of the disciples who didn't miss it at all, True Immortal Ruyi felt bitter in his heart, your master and I want to leave too.

"Junior Sister? You are not staying in the palace when you come back, why did you come to my place in the wilderness?"

"There's no one here, so who's the junior sister?"

It is still in the wilderness, although this place is a bit out of the way, but the Taoist temple is solemn and magnificent, and there are so many people serving and worshiping it, it is not like what he said.

Well, upon hearing this, True Immortal Ruyi knew that she was in a bad mood today, so she quickly smiled.

"Yes, yes, I'm an old man, I said something wrong, I don't know if Aunt Xiangu is here today, what orders do you have?"

It's not that he is flattering, but that he has suffered enough at the hands of this banshee.

I don't know the origin of this banshee, she is obviously soft and weak, but she is fierce when fighting, and her skill of sound attack is impossible to defend against.

In addition, I don't know what kind of magic weapon, after piercing someone, the pain is unbearable, even his indestructible kung fu can't resist it, it really killed him.

Fortunately, the banshee didn't do anything after winning him. She just pretended to be his junior sister and went to the palace to enjoy the glory and wealth. Otherwise, he would really be sorry for the property and offerings sent by the king of the daughter country.

A few days ago, when he heard that the banshee had left the country of daughters, he thought she would not come back, but he didn't expect to see this evil star again in just a few days.

Bai Yu didn't know what True Immortal Ruyi was thinking, she sat down on the stone bench next to her, and fiddled with the pipa casually, making a few fragmentary music sounds from time to time.

When True Immortal Ruyi heard this voice, her scalp almost exploded.

"Good fairy, if you have something to say, please say it, what are you doing with this magic weapon, and be careful that the strings don't hurt your old man's hand."

Bai Yu sneered, "You still know how to be afraid, the enemy is almost at the door of your house, and you still have a lot of fun all day long."

enemy?He has always bullied the weak and feared the strong, bah, he is kind to others, no enemy would come to him.Moreover, no one knows that he lives in seclusion in the Daughter's Country now.

"Why, don't you remember your miserable nephew?"

"Red Boy! You mean that Poor Monkey has come to Daughter Country?"

"That's not true, but it's only been a few days. I went out during this period of time to check for Tang Seng and the others. Although I didn't meet them, I heard from the surrounding demons that they had already come in this direction."

Immortal Ruyi patted the reclining chair under her body, no smile on her face, and there was a ball of anger in her eyes.

"Okay, the monkey head killed my nephew and took away my sister-in-law's plantain fan. It's fine if I didn't see it. This time he bumped into my hand by himself. I won't let him go."

Of course Baiyu knew that Red Boy was not dead, not only did he not die, but he became a boy of good fortune under the seat of Guanyin Bodhisattva, but there was no need to tell him that.

"I'll leave Monkey King to you, but Tang Seng has to keep it for me."

True Immortal Ruyi has also heard the saying that eating the meat of Tang Monk can lead to immortality, but it is still possible to deceive those brainless little demons, they don't believe it.

If it is possible to live forever by eating the Tang monk's meat, it would be swallowed up by those mortals who want to live long ago. I am afraid that even Chang'an will not be able to go out, so there is no such thing as these monsters along the way.

Considering that the daughter country is full of women, and that Tang Seng is said to be good-looking, then this aunt must not be for Tang Seng's meat, but Tang Seng's "meat".

Alas, even if Bai Yu is a ruthless monster, she is still a mother after all, and there are times when her heart sprouts.

True Immortal Ruyi smiled knowingly at Baiyu, "I understand, don't worry, you won't lose even a single hair of Tang Seng."

This Ruyi True Immortal can still hold up the airs of a Taoist with outsiders around, but now he looks like a bad old man, coupled with such a wretched smile, Bai Yu's eyes are almost blind.

Now that the business has been discussed, she doesn't have to stay here to hurt her eyes, she just nodded and left.

A few days later, Tang Seng and his disciples finally arrived at the Daughter Country after overcoming a big mountain, but unfortunately they were blocked by a river.

The river water looked clear and bright, and Tang Xuanzang was thirsty all the way, so he ordered Zhu Bajie to fetch him a bowl of water to drink.

It just so happened that Zhu Bajie was also thirsty, and heeded his master's order and went away.

Monkey King has sharp eyes, saw a stone tablet by the river, and quickly called Zhu Bajie to stop.

"Idiot, why are you in a hurry, look at the words on the stone tablet, this river water is not drinkable."

"This river is so clean, why can't you drink it? Brother Hou, don't play tricks on me again. It's okay to be thirsty for my old pig, but it's not good to be thirsty for Master."

Sun Wukong heard Zhu Bajie talking nonsense again, so he pulled his ear to the stone tablet, "Give me a good look, old grandson, to see if you still dare to drink."

When Tang Xuanzang heard this, he also came over to see what kind of river water was undrinkable.

It is only written on this stone tablet that this is the mother river of the daughter country. No matter a man or a woman, drinking the water of the river will conceive a child, and a baby girl will be born in three days, so passers-by are advised not to drink it by mistake.

"Honey, it's amazing, now you can give birth to a baby even by drinking saliva."

Sun Wukong patted Zhu Bajie's belly, and said with a smile: "I said Bajie, seeing that your belly is so big, it must be because you already have a baby? It seems that in two days, my grandson will have more little nieces." gone."

Zhu Bajie clutched his stomach, "Brother Monkey, what are you talking about, old pig, how can I have a baby, if I really want to give birth," when he said this, he was a little awkward, grabbed the corner of his clothes, and said like a little wife: "Then I will also give birth to a baby Cuilansheng."

Sun Wukong and Sha Wujing couldn't help laughing, and even the white dragon horse who was grazing beside him couldn't help snorting.

Seeing that their words were becoming more and more outrageous, Tang Xuanzang interrupted: "Monks should abide by the precepts and clear rules, how can you make such a joke."

Sun Wukong was not afraid of him, seeing Tang Xuanzang's red lips and white teeth, he couldn't help but make fun of him.

"Bajie, a pig-headed pig-brained pig, might be born a little pig demon, and he will make it clear in the future that he will not be able to marry. He is not as good-looking as his master, and he will definitely give birth to a beautiful little junior sister for my grandson." , It's a pity that my old grandson reminded me earlier."

"Nonsense, Wukong, you even dare to make fun of Master."

Tang Xuanzang had long been used to these disciples being out of tune, even though he said so, he didn't seem annoyed on his face.

At a glance, it was like a gust of wind and a ray of moonlight.

Boy, this is really amazing, no wonder those female monsters who came along the way were crying and shouting to marry Master, they are really handsome little boys.

Thinking that the master was angry, Zhu Bajie hurriedly stood aside and said, "Master, look, the elder brother dares to make fun of even your old man, so you must teach him a lesson."

"Idiot!" Sun Wukong raised his hand as a gesture to hit him, Zhu Bajie hurriedly got behind Tang Xuanzang, grabbing his clothes to hide.

Sha Wujing was always a good-tempered old man, seeing the two senior brothers fighting again, he hurriedly tried to persuade them to fight.

Tang Xuanzang was squeezed between these two unworthy disciples like sandwich cakes, but his body remained motionless, extremely calm.

Seeing that Sha Wujing was about to join in, he stopped him and said, "Okay, don't mess around, hurry up and see if there is any boatman, so we can take us there."

"Since the master has spoken, I will spare you this time."

Zhu Bajie wanted to complain again, but when Sun Wukong stared at him with golden eyes, he immediately became honest.

Monkey King has sharp eyes, and in the shadow of the dense willow branches on the opposite bank, he vaguely saw the eaves of a thatched hut. He guessed that it should be a ferry house, so he asked Zhu Bajie with a loud voice to call.

Bajie dared not speak out, and called several times: "Boatman, boatman, please come over here and take the four of us, master and apprentice, across the river."

After a while, a small boat was rowed over from the hanging wicker, and the person who punted the boat was an old woman in her fifties.

She smiled and invited Tang Xuanzang and the others to board the boat, and rowed slowly to the other side.

"Old man, where's your boatman, why are you here for the ferry?"

When the boatman saw the appearance of Tang Xuanzang's master and apprentice, he knew that they were foreigners.

She had seen them a lot, saw that they behaved politely, and was not afraid of Sun Wukong's appearance, so she replied with a smile: "How many elders can see the stone tablet on the shore?"

"I saw it, I saw it, thanks to this stone tablet, otherwise we would have suffered. You said that you are doing well, how could there be such a strange river, I am so old that I dare not even drink my saliva."

The boatman propped up the penny and sent it to the bottom of the river, and the boat moved forward leisurely.

"You don't know, the reason why we are called Daughter's Country here is because the whole country is full of women, and there is no man, so we rely on this river to give birth to offspring. The stone tablet is that our Queen is afraid of foreigners like you. I didn’t know it, I accidentally drank it before people stood up, it didn’t happen before.”

"Amitabha." Tang Xuanzang clasped his hands together, "Your Majesty is kind-hearted, we were so thirsty just now, if there is no stone tablet, I am afraid that we will really drink by mistake."

"Elder, you don't have to be polite. Our Majesty is a goddess from the sky. She has done a lot of good things. We have already arrived at the shore. Why don't the elders go to the little lady's house to rest for a while and drink the water before leaving."

"Thank you, benefactor." Tang Xuanzang made a Buddhist salute.

Hearing what the boatman said, Tang Xuanzang only thought that the queen was diligent and caring for the people, and was deeply loved by the people, so the people said she was a goddess who descended to earth.

Presumably this queen is a virtuous king like the Tang emperor, this is the luck of the people.

Although he has not met the queen yet, Tang Sanzang is full of good feelings in his heart.

But at this time, in Xieyang Mountain not far away, True Immortal Ruyi received a message from Bai Yu: Monk Tang and his apprentice had arrived.

He crushed the note in his hand with a ferocious smile on his face.

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