Good brother, your design is broken

In the eyes of the Beigao people, Ling Lang is a tenth-level autistic patient, and the cool man has survived for thousands of years. Although there are four devoted younger brothers, a bunch of reserve soldiers who want to be his younger brothers, and countless fans, but usually Most of the time he walks alone with his earphones plugged in, and few people dare to disturb him casually.

However, since the beginning of this semester, there have been more people on his left side.

According to the summary of the microscope contestant who loves to observe human beings on the railing of the teaching building when he has nothing to do: Every time the school grass takes three steps on average, he rubs the school bully with his shoulder; Post it once.

In the blink of an eye, after half a month of school, Chi Yang gradually integrated into the new environment.

Ling Lang didn't think it was his credit. After all, he hadn't even been integrated into the group, but Chi Yang insisted that it was only because of his help that it went so smoothly, and he gave one, two, and three points of evidence in a serious manner, which made the He was speechless, and even felt that what Chi Yang said seemed to make sense.

When studying on Friday morning, Ling Lang received a campus forum post that Xu Tu forwarded to him——"Showing up with the school grass and the school grass".

In fact, Ling Lang himself has always been a popular figure in the campus forum, but he has never entered the forum of Beigao.

Ling Lang: Who is the school grass?

Xu Tu: It used to be you.

Ling Lang: During class time, don't talk nonsense.

Xu Tu: Now it's the one next to you!

Ling Lang paused before turning off WeChat, glanced at his deskmate who was seriously reading the text, and clicked on Xu Tu's post.

The town building picture in the post is a picture of Chi Yang with his schoolbag hanging on one shoulder, leaning against the entrance of the corridor with one hand in his pocket and waiting for someone.

In the photo, Chi Yang is wearing a school uniform, with the zipper pulled to the top, the neckline supporting his strong chin, and the eyes behind the gold-rimmed glasses are very distant and indifferent.

It should be because he just didn't smile, his expressionless face is a bit like a quick freezer, as if he can breathe the air-conditioning through the screen, and the words "Strange people don't get close" are written all over his body.

Ling Lang glanced at Chi Yang beside him again.

The smooth side face of the other party was inlaid with a layer of warm gold by the rising sun outside the window, interspersed with the gold rim of the glasses, the thin lips opened and closed, and the magnetic voice flowed out, which was too much in the reading sounds like chanting sutras all around obvious.

Ling Lang became more certain of his thoughts, the timing of the photo capture was wrong.

But his fingers still pressed and held in disbelief, and saved the picture.

The number of punch cards under this post has exceeded [-], and those people are crazy about counting——

109L: Check in on the 10th day, today is also a day to wear couple outfits with Senior Chi Yang~

110L: Damn it! !On the fifth day, I passed by the school girl wearing a couple outfit. Am I the chosen one? ?His legs are so long and straight!His eyes are so beautiful, so intoxicating!Crazy chicken crowing! !

111L: It's the first time for a newcomer to check in. If you don't understand, just ask. I heard that if you check in to 1000, you can become a real couple with Chi Yang. Is it true?

112L: Come here, add cephalosporin to the wine upstairs.

113L: I'm a man, and I want the new school grass to face me!

114L: Upstairs, you were the one who said you wanted to be raped by Brother Lang last time, right?

115L: Brother Lang is still more handsome, women of the i high-cold style will never admit defeat!

116L: This is the Weifan building. If you are a fan of the former school, please go out and turn right to "Challenge Building with Brother Lang".

117L: It's over, aesthetically pleasing, Ben Lang fans can't help but want to climb the wall, wake me up QAQ.

118L: I hope I will not wake up after being drunk, Langfen -1, Yangfen +1.

119L: Lang powder -1, Yang powder +1.

120L: Lang powder -1, Yang powder +1.

121L: Lang powder -1, Chi Yang Ling Lang powder +1.

122L: ?It seems that unknown creatures have mixed in upstairs!

……

Because it is a non-real-name wild forum established by graduated seniors and sisters, every speech is quite self-indulgent.

When Ling Lang learned that his name had always existed in this forum, he had already completed the whole process from "becoming a school grass" to "losing the title of school grass" in other people's mouths.

Ling Lang had an expression of "grandfather on the subway looking at his phone", and it took him a long time to figure it out. It turned out that what they said by "Zhuangshan" meant wearing a school uniform like Chi Yang.

Students in Beijing High School generally have good self-discipline, so they are not so strict in terms of discipline. They are only required to wear school uniforms on the first day of school or when holding group activities.

In the past, everyone's opinion on school uniforms was "a stumbling block on the road of handsome boys", but since this post was posted, the direction of public opinion has abruptly changed to "school uniforms are light and warm, and can be the same style as school grass".

In Ling Lang's view, all of this was outrageous.

He looked around the classroom, and sure enough, there were many more students in school uniforms, mostly girls.

However, there was another thing he thought of - Chi Yang didn't seem to bring any clothes back to China, and he wore school uniforms most of the time in the past half month.

If he didn't read the post, he really didn't notice it.

Ling Lang flipped through the message for a while, and Xu Tu sent another message: Do you think girls in our school are generally lame?Obviously the school grass is brother wolf, you are right, is that kid Chi Yang worthy?

Ling Lang: It's called "Brother Yang".

Xu Tu: ...

Ling Lang: Let Chen Feng and the others know.

Xu Tu: ...

When making up lessons for Chi Yang in the evening, Ling Lang paid special attention to Chi Yang's closet, it was indeed empty.

After finishing the homework, Chi Yang stood up under Ling Lang's sticky gaze, and calmly stretched his limbs.

He had discovered early on that Ling Lang was always looking at him now and then, but he didn't ask, and waited for the kid to come to him to confess the reason.

When tidying up the desk, Ling Lang finally asked, "Do you have no clothes to wear?"

Chi Yang said in his heart, "You finally found out", but there was a surprised expression on his face: "You found out. I just returned to China and I have a lot of business, so I haven't had time to buy it."

Before Ling Lang could speak, Chi Yang said again: "Tomorrow is just a week off, why don't you go shopping with Brother Yang?"

"..."

Ling Lang paused, and under Chi Yang's expectant gaze, he agreed with difficulty and slowly.

After Ling Lang left, Chi Yang took off his glasses, pinched the bridge of his nose, and smiled cheerfully at the corners of his slightly elongated eyes.

He opened the "Little Wolf Cub Observation Diary" on the computer, and entered the date:

"The rumored indifferent little wolf cub has learned to take the initiative to care about people."

The next day, Ling Lang got up early, and when he went downstairs, he saw Chi Yang waiting for him with breakfast at the door of the apartment building, Pi Tao was squatting at Chi Yang's feet happily eating sausages, his tail rustling on the ground.

"Good morning." Chi Yang smiled and waved at him, Pi Tao also raised his head, barked twice, and continued to wag his tail.

He looked up at the cotton candy-like clouds, today is a fine day.

He took the buns and soy milk that Chi Yang brought him: "Why are you so early?"

Chi Yang asked back: "Aren't you too?"

Ling Lang didn't speak, he lowered his head and gnawed on the steamed stuffed bun, and took two steps forward, followed by Pi Tao, who seemed to want Ling Lang to take him around.

Ling Lang rubbed his chin with his toe: "Today I will accompany you Brother Yang to buy clothes. You are a stray dog. You are not on a leash, so I can't take you there."

Pi Tao stretched his neck and purred a few times, as if he understood, but as soon as Ling Lang walked forward, it immediately followed him and rubbed its head against his ankle, no matter how hard it tried to drive it away, it couldn't be driven away.

Ling Lang was a bit out of control, and he didn't know why this kid was so crazy today, so clingy.

Seeing that he was about to reach the school gate, Chi Yang turned his head and glanced at Pi Tao, the gray-green eyes shimmered behind the thin lenses, Pi Tao slammed on the brakes and took two steps back.

Chi Yang's thin lips parted and closed: "Go back."

Pi Tao said nothing, turned around immediately, and Sa Yazi ran away.

When Chi Yang turned his head back, Ling Lang was looking at him thoughtfully, he stroked his chin and asked, "Is there something on your face?"

Ling Lang: "Pitao seems to be afraid of you sometimes."

Chi Yang: "Really? Maybe it doesn't like me very much."

Ling Lang: "Impossible."

No one would dislike people like Chi Yang.

Ling Lang continued to analyze: "It should be that Pi Tao's IQ is not enough, and the relationship is too short to distinguish between good and bad."

"Ah chirp-"

Pi Tao, who had just fled back to the kennel, sneezed hugely, then lay down on the ground, and licked her little paw aggrieved.

When the two left the school, they met Lian Xuelu and her little sisters. The school beauty Su Qiaoyi was also there. Unfortunately, she was also one of the suitors rejected by Ling Lang.

Lian Xuelu waved his hands from afar, and greeted Ling Lang in a huge way.

But the burden of being a school belle made Su Qiaoyi unable to be as free and easy as Lian Xuelu. When she saw Ling Lang, she was still a little embarrassed of being rejected at the beginning, but she just nodded her head reservedly and slightly.

As for the other girls, they just want to immediately transmigrate into Lianxuelu immediately, so that they can communicate with the school bully face to face without any obstacles, and at the same time get in touch with the new school grass at close range.

Lian Xuelu glanced at Chi Yang, and asked Ling Lang: "It's the big weekend, where are you going to take your new classmates?"

Ling Lang: "The mall."

Lian Xuelu: "Are you two eating or watching a movie?"

Ling Lang: "Buy clothes."

Lian Xuelu: "Well, the shopping mall next door is celebrating its anniversary, and many big-name men's clothing are on sale..."

He was obviously talking to Ling Lang, but even Xuelu's eyes kept looking at Chi Yang, and his originally breezy tone became slower, soft, and thoughtful to the point of being almost straightforward.Even Ling Lang found out.

While speaking, Lian Xuelu's usually carefree face suddenly blushed a little, Ling Lang thought she was hot at first, but later realized that it was Chi Yang who was looking at her.

The boys and girls I met for the first time on campus, you look at me, I look at you, coming and going, full of youthful breath, even the spring in the sky seems to be much brighter.

When Ling Lang read the nympho posts in the campus forum yesterday, he didn't have much emotion, but now he also began to feel that Chi Yang's face is really easy to attract people.

The shopping mall is very lively, as Lian Xuelu said, it is celebrating the anniversary.

Ling Lang put his hands in his pockets and followed Chi Yang to pick out clothes. After picking clothes for a while, he suddenly realized that Chi Yang's way of buying clothes seemed a little too casual.

At the beginning, Chi Yang would make gestures with the clothes on his body, but later he stopped making gestures, picked it up and asked Ling Lang, Ling Lang said it was ok, so he called the waiter to pack it, with three large characters written all over his face: No Bad money.

In the end, even the clerk couldn't stand it anymore, and reminded him friendly: "Handsome guy, once the clothes in this store are sold, they will not be returned or exchanged except for quality problems. Do you want to try them on before making plans?"

Chi Yang said: "It doesn't matter, I will listen to him."

Ling Lang: "..."

listen to him.

To put it lightly, if it doesn't fit after taking it back, wouldn't it be his fault?

Ling Lang realized later, his expression suddenly became strange, and he refused dryly: "Don't listen to me, what I said is just intuition, and has no reference value."

With his back turned to him, Chi Yang didn't take it seriously: "I know, but I just trust you, including your intuition."

Chi Yang said it with a smile, his tone was very relaxed, but Ling Lang seemed to be stabbed by something: "Don't do this, what if you don't like it and it doesn't fit you?"

"No, as long as the size is right." Chi Yang turned his head, his lips slightly raised, "Which kid was it, who used to love to pick out clothes for me?"

One of Ling Lang's hobbies when he was a child was to go shopping with his aunt, and then help her carry the big and small bags home, and play dress-up games for Chi Yang together, and he never asked him if he liked it.

"Now is now." Ling Lang's gaze was firm.

"..."

Chi Yang didn't expect that such a trivial matter would poke a certain unknown nerve of the little wolf cub, and he suddenly became so stubborn.

He stared at Ling Lang's anxious expression, and compromised: "Okay, try again later, go out and buy some water first."

Ling Lang nodded, heaved a sigh of relief, Chi Yang noticed it.

Walking out of the men's clothing store, Chi Yang took out two bottles of juice from the vending machine at the corner, handed one to Ling Lang, and sat side by side with him on the public seat.

Chi Yang turned on the phone and took a look, the class and the group were having a lively chat.

Wang Mei and Lin Meng bet on the time of the sports meeting in the group, and the loser will be the other party's "son" for a week. Other students have taken screenshots and saved their evidence to create a fair and open environment for the betting game.

Chi Yang: "Why did they chat about the sports meeting in the group so early?"

Ling Lang: "I don't know."

"Lin Meng said that there will be a lot of rain next month, so the date of the sports meeting may be brought forward. Has Beigao ever had such a precedent?"

"I don't know, it doesn't matter when."

Ling Lang shook the drink bottle to shake the fruit evenly.

Seeing Ling Lang's lack of interest, Chi Yang got a general idea of ​​the situation.It seems that Wang Mei's information is accurate, and Ling Lang does not participate in group activities.

Then let's talk about the little wolf cubs who are interested.

Chi Yang pushed down his glasses: "It turns out that the one just now is Lian Xuelu, a very cheerful girl. The last time you talked to her in the girls' dormitory, you couldn't see clearly."

Ling Lang: "Well, she's a nice person."

Chi Yang: "Actually, in the first few days of school, I met her once on the road, but I didn't match her number."

Ling Lang froze the bottle cap for a while.

There are more than 700 people in Chengbei High School, and even if they can pass by each other, the average time will not exceed three seconds.

Three seconds, remember one in two thousand and seven hundred.

"That's a coincidence."

Ling Lang raised his head and took a sip of his drink, frowning. This brand of orange juice seemed a bit harsh.

The author says:

A certain brand of orange juice: How can I have evil intentions, I am obviously very innocent.

(This article is first love 1v1 from beginning to end)