After becoming a mermaid, I'm a salty fish

In midsummer, the sun is shining brightly outside the window, falling into the house through the glass.

Gu Yu, who was lying on the bay window, was blinded by the sun, and then slowly turned over on her stomach, with her hands casually placed on top of her head, her face buried in the pillow, like an overturned egg in a pot. salted fish.

It's the exam week. In the past, at this time, Gu Yu should study diligently and be inseparable from the desk.

But right now, he just wanted to lie down peacefully, motionless.

All because of last night's dream.

He discovered that the world he was in was a novel.Moreover, he is still a tool man supporting role with few roles in it.

At first, he thought it was ridiculous, but after substituting it into reality, all the strange things became reasonable.

For example, he has always had excellent grades, but after entering high school, every time he takes an exam, he has an accident, has a fever, falls, falls asleep for no reason, and various situations often make him unable to finish writing the test papers. Mess.

Before, he still couldn't understand how he could be so unlucky.Only now did I realize that it was because the protagonist transferred to their class. No.1 is the protagonist's, he can't preempt it, but should be a weak student who can't get good grades no matter how hard he studies, to set off the excellence of the protagonist.

The plot of the novel is like this, but how does Gu Yu know where he is? The same, with great ups and downs, quite a test of the teacher's heart, even in the final college entrance examination, when there was a fever accident, he was admitted to the same key university as the protagonist.

Now, at the end of the junior year, the plot of the novel is officially unfolding.

An existence similar to world consciousness, it is in a hurry.

It gave Gu Yu a dream, hoping that he would fulfill his duties as a tool man, and promised that after the plot of the novel was over, he would be able to control his life at will, and would not die young.

That's right, according to the original plot, Gu Yu was not only a weak student, but also got terminally ill when he was about to graduate from university, and died not long after.As for the disease, the author didn't write anything about it. He just wanted him to die. Before he died, he gave the protagonist two assists and had a few chats with the protagonist. The protagonist suddenly realized that he should cherish the person in front of him, forgave Gong, and ended chasing his wife and cremation. field, to achieve the HE ending.

A complete tool man, arranged clearly.

[So, it was me who was too powerful, which made the plot line unable to go on, and you had to ask me to cooperate? ]

[......]

[Oh, I feel a little sorry, it's really my fault for causing you so much trouble. ]

[...How do I feel, you seem a little yin-yang? ]

[If you want to think so, I can't help it. ]

The world consciousness does not have a body, but somehow feels a heart attack.

[Then do you accept the deal?Follow the plot line and change the ending of your death. ]

Gu Yu lay lazily on the big soft bed, and nodded without much hesitation.

[Why not do it?If I can survive without working hard, I will not lose no matter what.You said earlier, I don't have to be so tired. ]

[......]

Because there are always accidents in the exam, Gu Yu has always had to go all out to master all the knowledge, master the ten lines at a glance, and write the correct answer after reading the questions. The ultra-fast answering ability only takes half the time of others to take the exam.

[Speaking of which, thank you very much. ]

The world consciousness didn't want to talk, so it went offline directly.

Gu Yu had no one to tease, it was a bit boring, so he fell asleep again, and after waking up, he subconsciously wanted to study, but he remembered that he had audited all his senior subjects and completed self-study just in case, even if he went to study now. You can get more than [-] points in the exam.

So, he randomly took out a novel from the bookshelf, read it, and couldn't help turning the pen with his idle hands, his slender fingers were nimble.

After a while, I was immersed in the wonderful plot.

I don't know if it's a coincidence, but there is such a passage in the novel Gu Yu read.

——You are a supporting role, your fate has already been written, and your birth is doomed to be painful, sad and useless.The death of cannon fodder is just to set off the glory of the protagonist.

Gu Yu read it for a long time, then suddenly threw the book aside, lying on the soft cushion of the bay window, motionless, like a dried salted fish.

Bored, he rolled to the left, bumped into the glass window, and then rolled to the right, barely stopping on the edge, did not fall, swiped twice with his hands and feet hanging by the wall, and started dry swimming, followed by Amusing himself like a little fool.

There was no need to study for a while, and he didn't know what to do to pass the time.

He poked the optical brain on his wrist, and the translucent light screen floated in the air. He tapped his fingers a few times, wanting to see what other people were doing in their spare time.

As a result, I first saw an advertisement for a new generation of holographic game cabins.

Gu Yu made up his mind in an instant, so go buy one.

Because it is new, it has not been put on the star network for sale.Gu Yu got up and went out to the mall to buy.

The salesperson introduced it dutifully, but felt that he was so young, obviously a student, and would definitely not buy it. After all, the game pod was expensive, seven figures, which was equivalent to the down payment of a house.

But the fair-skinned and handsome young man in front of him walked around the game cabin, and after experiencing it for a while, he said, "I want it."

When the salesperson helped the young customer to go through the formalities, he was in a daze, and he managed to hold back from kneeling down and hugging the young man's thigh, calling out dad.

Afterwards, the game cabin will be delivered and installed by a special robot, and Gu Yu can leave easily after paying.

Adhering to the principle that everyone has come, Gu Yu bought some snacks and was going to eat while watching the drama when he went back.

When he was about to go back home, he was stopped by a staff member who asked with a smile, "Brother, are you interested in experiencing a different life?"

Gu Yu was taken aback for a moment, not quite understanding.

The staff immediately explained it briefly to him.It turns out that this is a promotional activity. It is a game called "Second Life". It is highly realistic and aims to allow players to experience different lives. There are very rich choices of identities, such as national leaders, mech masters, rich second generations, and restaurant owners. , vagrants, etc., you name it.

The publicity campaign that Gu Yu encountered was to randomly select people to change their appearance and dress up as another identity.

Come here.

Gu Yu felt that he was not in a hurry anyway, so he nodded in agreement.

The staff offered a lot of options, but Gu Yu didn't look at them carefully and just pointed to one.

"Is it a female high school student?" The staff looked at Gu Yu, her eyes lit up, and she could imagine that the effect would be great before she started dressing up.After all, the boy in front of her is so good-looking, otherwise she wouldn't be amazed at the first sight, and warmly invite him to participate in the event.

Gu Yu: "...?"

Seeing that the stylist had already turned around and wanted to run to get the skirt, Gu Yu hurriedly said, "No, I mean the one next to her."

Originally, he thought it didn't matter what identity he had to experience, so he closed his eyes and looked around, but he didn't expect there to be women's clothing.

The identity next to the female high school student is a punk.

The staff was a little disappointed, but they didn't know what they thought of, and soon regained their energy, and said with a smile: "Okay, little brother, please come here to put on makeup."

For promotional activities, the company naturally prepared everything, clothing and hair dyes and various accessories, and for the sake of effect, the things bought were quite textured, not cheap at first glance.

In less than 10 minutes, Gu Yu's image completely changed.

The short hair was dyed into grandma gray, deliberately creating a slightly messy feeling, the broken hair on the forehead half covered the corners of the eyebrows, and the clothes were changed into a black T-shirt with a deep V-neck, revealing the delicate collarbones and shoulders and necklines, because they rarely bask in the sun , the skin is dazzlingly white.A necklace of skulls was worn around the neck, and several silver ear clips adorned the ears.

Dressing really has a great impact on people. After such a change, Gu Yu deliberately turned her face cold, her face was expressionless, her beautiful eyebrows and eyes were sharp, and she had a bit of a sharp taste, which was very bluffing.

Gu Yu looked at herself in the mirror, feeling quite fresh. She raised her arm and looked at it a few more times. There was a tattoo sticker on it. It was a ferocious tiger, very realistic and full of momentum.

I feel like I can collect protection fees in the next second.

He murmured to himself a little funny, but he didn't expect the staff next to him to hear it, and couldn't help saying, "I can do it, I promise to take the initiative to hand over the optical brain obediently."

Gu Yu: "...?"

The staff member came back to his senses and changed his words instantly: "Oh, I mean, you can take pictures now."

Gu Yu nodded and took a few photos together.He didn't have to do anything, he stood lazily against the wall, with a cigarette in his hand, raised his eyes slightly to look at the camera, and a handsome gangster appeared.

——Is this the life you want?

——Look for your own life.

He read out the game's slogan.

The effect of the shooting was even better than expected. The staff thanked him with a bright smile and gave him many gifts, including real objects and game gift bags.

Gu Yu was distracted, and after being called twice, she casually bent her mouth to respond.

He planned to change his clothes back, but the staff said that the clothes were also given to him.The kindness was hard to turn down, and he didn't bother to change it, so he just dressed like this and walked out.

As soon as I walked out of the mall, when I turned a corner, I felt something bumped against my feet.

Gu Yu looked down and found that it was a black cat, and after bumping into it, the other party grabbed his leg and refused to let go.

... Was touched?

A series of footsteps approached, and a few children stopped, looking at Gu Yu cautiously from a few steps away, as if they were frightened by his tattooed attire.

"Big brother... is this your cat?"

One of the children dared to ask.

Gu Yu glanced at the cat, then at the group of children, and quickly realized that they were probably playing with the cat, and maybe there was some element of bullying, that's why the cat ran away.

Gu Yu looked down at the child and said lightly, "Otherwise? Could it be yours?"

There was a hint of coolness in the eyes that were neither salty nor light, and the children were instantly shocked.

Gu Yu smiled softly and said, "Let me see you bullying my cat again, and I will wring your heads off."

Although he was smiling, but accompanied by the terrible lines, he looked gloomy, which frightened those brats and turned around and ran away, as if there was a ghost chasing after them.

The little bear ran away, but the cat was still there.

Gu Yu suppressed her smile and became lazy again. She squatted down, intending to check if the cat was injured, so she reached out and touched its head.He used very light force, but the black cat's reaction was unexpected, and it staggered backwards, feeling dizzy, as if drunk.

Shouldn't he be fed alcohol by those kids?

Gu Yu frowned, and wanted to pick up the cat and take it to the pet hospital, but just as she moved, a flash flashed in front of her eyes, the back of her hand was scratched by the cat's claw, and she watched the black cat run away quickly.

Gu Yu squatted there blankly, feeling like she was being scummed by a cat.

He sighed in disappointment, he hadn't touched the cat yet.

But if you can run so fast, there should be no problem with your body.

He took out a lollipop from the plastic bag, tore off the packaging, stuffed it into his mouth, and walked home slowly.

When he was changing shoes at the porch, he saw the extra shoes and knew his parents had returned.He walked towards the living room while shaking the plastic bag in his hand.

"I didn't teach him much. Yuyu is too obedient, so there's no point in urging him to study. I asked him to play, but he refused. It should be a combination of work and rest."

The voice of Versailles' speech was Gu Yu's mother.

When Gu Yu walked around, the skull necklace on his chest made a crisp sound. Only then did he realize that his attire seemed not very good, but when he wanted to hide, the people in the living room had already turned their heads to look over.

Both the parents and the guests saw a white-haired young man dressed as a gangster, with jingling earrings and necklaces, and a small stick in his mouth, with a lazy, slumped and tugged look on his face.

Gu Yu: "..."

Oh, it's over.

The author has something to say:

Let’s open the pit, the big cat who protects his wife and the crazy devil attacks X the cute salted fish suffers, and the cat eats fish~ There are small red envelopes dropped in the first three chapters, jiu jiu, cuties!

Thank you for the hand grenade, Huaran, Quella, mines with deep water and many turtles =3=