Personnel Corrector
Chapter 133 HE Day 21
"Glass~" The political circle has been purged, and the burden that Gojo Satoru has carried for ten years can finally be put down, and he can live a retirement life that eats, sleeps, and rests well.
"Do you think Jay will..."
The female doctor in a white coat took out her mobile phone and clicked on a recording:
"No wonder! If I regret it, I'll shoot myself to death!!"
"If you want to break up, go to Shibuya for divorce."
In 2015, the government issued a "Shibuya Regulations" that shocked the whole country-the regulations show that Shibuya District has passed the same-sex marriage regulations, and same-sex couples can obtain certificates.
日本东京涉谷区条例于3月31日获得区议会多数票通过。这是日本第一个承认同性伴侣关系为“婚姻关系”的规定。从4月1日开始实施,2015年颁发证书。
Of course, this is not a marriage law recognized by the state, but for same-sex couples living in Shibuya, they are recognized as a family and can buy a wedding house and sex.
Speaking of kids...
Wujo and Xia You already have two girls at home.
It was brought back after a mission in the third year of Wujo High School. The two children with the talent of conjurers were regarded as monsters by the villagers who did not know the truth. Jia Ruozi thought he would hand over the children to the orphanage, but he actually took the children directly Back home in Shibuya.
It's really lucky that Xia You agreed with Wutiao to raise a child at this age.
In addition, there is a pair of siblings who are also named under the guardianship of Gojo Satoru.In the early stage, Fu Heihui refused the help of the conjurer, and was unwilling to live with Wujo Wu, so Wujo Wu helped Fu Heihui apply for a high school fund, and promised Fu Heihui to join the magic world in exchange for a certain amount of money. living expenses.
Hearing the word "divorce" from Kazuko, Gojo Gojo shook the ring on his left hand—conjurers usually don't wear ornaments on their bodies. Only beautiful ornaments will hinder the action,? Nothing practical use.Only super conjurers like Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie can wear wedding rings every day.
"Oh, but I'm already a man, Jie? Jie won't agree to a divorce~"
Jia Ruozi quietly watched Gojo Wufa, "Would you like to talk about it and give it a try?"
"It's so annoying, Nitro, are you trying to sow discord?"
"Don't dare."
Gojo Satoru looked at the female classmate pitifully.
The school doctor in the white coat sighed, "Okay, tell me, what's the matter with Xia You?"
"He won't hit home plate with me!!"
Jia Ruozi swallowed the coffee in his mouth, suppressed the desire to cough and swallowed it, and then said: "...you have been Plato for so long?"
"No... what kind of eyes, I will not become a 30-year-old magician! Of course I have hit the home plate, but I haven't hit it many times. I was busy before, I can understand, but now it is empty. Ah, we can see each other at home every day, Jay...he still hasn’t shown me any more home runs!!”
When hitting home plate, Xia Youjie would prepare a special pillow for Wujo Wu to put under his waist, and sometimes he would hug his back when he didn't need it.Before Gojo Wu took a bath yesterday, he saw Xia Youjie sitting on the bed and patting the pillow. He was so startled that Gojo Wu jumped into the bathroom and quickly got ready. When he came over wearing a bathrobe, Xia Youjie happily showed him the new pillow Look: "Enlightenment, today we can sleep on a new buckwheat pillow."
Gojo Satoru: "..."
Buckwheat a board board!Forget about your bangs star and buckwheat for the rest of your life!
"I read statistics on Twitter that young people aged 20 to 30 average two or three home runs a week! After that, it will decline with age, until middle-aged and elderly people aged 50 to 60 Man, one or two home plate workouts a month..."
Thank goodness for Jie who can take the initiative to mention Gojo Satoru once a month!
Jia Ruozi's ears were already calloused about the home run of the two classmates, she said: "Then you take the initiative to mention it, maybe Xia You is the shy type?"
"Isn't that embarrassing~"
"speak English."
"What I mentioned is that you have to go to home plate every day, so too many times, will Jie get impatient..."
"It's strange that you have such an idea."
Isn't this the default that as long as the summer oil is proposed, it will be done?
Gojo Satoru bared his teeth, "Jie won't refuse my request after all."
"Then mention it."
"Jie is tired of what to do..."
"Is there anything greasy in summer oil?"
"Jie won't get tired of eating buckwheat noodles."
"Then do you get tired of eating desserts?"
"Nope."
"Isn't that good?"
"Huh? Home plate is not the same as eating..."
Before Gojo Satoru figured it out, he was caught by the first-year high school students he was leading this year. The first-year high school students didn't need to do any assignments, and their daily routine was just going to class, class, homework, and homework...
Nagasaki Yarose didn't come to Tokyo to struggle with homework. The girl with dyed brown hair raised her eyebrows and began to blackmail her talkative head teacher, "I heard that Mr. Gojo has done a big thing recently."
Yuzu Yujin was very supportive: "It's a big event!"
Fu Heihui, who was obviously pulled here, had no nature to participate, but he still lined up with them under the threatening sight of Nagasaki Wild Rose.
Fu Heihui sticks to read: "Super big thing."
Bringing down the political world is an achievement that can be recorded in history.
Gojo Satoru didn't care about Fugurohui's indifference, and interacted with the students in the school doctor's office, "Ah la la, so what do you want the teacher to do?"
Nagasaki Wild Rose: "A treat!"
Knotweed Yujin: "Have a big meal!"
Fu Heihui: "...Ditto."
Gojo Satoru agreed in a good mood, "Yes~"
"Great!"
"Oh yeah~"
"But..." The white-haired teacher changed the subject, "Have you finished your homework yet?"
……
By the time the three of them finished their homework, it was already dark.
Yuzu Yuhito looked at a ramen shop with the curtain rolled up, and said regretfully, "It's already this time, is there any shop still open?"
"What a fool, Knotweed. At this time, the night in Tokyo has just begun!" Nagasaki Yaqiangwei deliberately changed the school uniform and put on makeup, and the two boys were also ordered to wear casual clothes.
The only girl pointed at the 1.9-meter teacher indignantly, "It turned out that Teacher Wujo was still wearing the manga uniform. It's too ugly!"
"Is there? She's still as handsome as ever!"
"What's so proud of the uncle with half of his face covered?"
"...Uncle? Ye Qiangwei, you call me Uncle!" Gojo Satoru quit, "No matter how you look at it, I am far from Uncle!"
"When a man reaches 30, he is an uncle. Don't worry, Mr. Gojo, men all over the world are like this."
The destination was chosen to be a high-end restaurant in Ginza. The white-haired teacher took off the blindfold before entering the door. Seeing the waitress blushing slightly, he said proudly: "Hmph, then I am the only exception in the world."
Nagasaki Wild Rose: "...Ah, that's enough."
Fu Heihui: "Narcissism."
Knotweed Yuhito: "I saw the steak in this restaurant in a magazine, it's super expensive!"
……
Gojo Satoru rejected Nagasaki Wild Rose's suggestion to go to the bar.
The brunette girl begged: "Teacher, Gojo-sensei, just take us there!" The bars in Tokyo must be very bustling and lively!
"Minors are not allowed to drink alcohol."
"If we don't drink, let's go in and have a look!"
"Minors are not allowed to enter or leave the bar."
"Hey, why is this? Polygonum cuspidatum, Fuhei, you also come to ask Mr. Wutiao."
Kunzhang Yujin scratched his head, "I think Mr. Wujo is right."
Fu Heihui agreed with her classmates of the same sex, "Indeed, it's better for underage girls not to go to bars."
"Are you afraid that something will happen to me? It doesn't matter, I can beat ten idiots!"
Gojo Satoru vetoed it with one vote, "No, but if Wild Rose is interested, I can..."
The brunette girl looked forward to it: "Yes—"
Gojo Satoru: "I can take you there after you become an adult hahaha!"
Nagasaki Wild Rose: "Teacher, you are boring!" The girl stood up and picked up the game card on the side table, "In this case, you can play a few rounds with me!"
Knotabagi Yuhito: "Oh! Playing cards? I'm very good at it!"
Fu Heihui doesn't play much, but he also knows the rules of poker, "I have good luck in drawing cards."
Nagasaki Wild Rose: "NONONO~"
She opened the cardboard box that looked like a playing card packaging, and pulled out the cards inside, "It's truth or dare!"
After explaining the rules of the game, Gojo Satoru was more excited than the three youngsters: "Then, the first round begins!"
Fu Heihui: "Ah, it's knotweed."
Nagasaki Wild Rose handed two boxes of shuffled cards to Knotweed: "Truth or Dare?"
"Let's be honest." It would be quite embarrassing to get a big adventure in a top restaurant, Knotabagi Yuhito fumbled for a while, and drew out a card.
[Please tell me the type of girl you like. 】
Kizaki Yeqiangwei and Gojo Satoru said "Wow", and even Fukuroi, who had always been indifferent, raised his eyes a little, feeling curious.
"Uh...is it clean?"
Nagasaki Wild Rose dissatisfied: "What kind of vague answer is this? Girls pay attention to personal hygiene, okay?"
Gojo Satoru guided: "You can talk about the external factors you like, such as height and body type; internally, you can talk about your personality and hobbies."
"Hmm..." Knotabayuhito began to think.
Just when Gojo Satoru thought that Knotaba Yuhito would say "cute type", "sexy type", and "younger type" in a very unified answer, Knotaba Yuhito had the answer.
"I like tall and tall, like Janis Furren!"
Nagasaki Wild Rose: "...Superficial."
Fu Heihui: "It's a popular favorite."
Nagasaki Wild Rose showed a terrified expression: "Fu Hei, are you also this kind of person?"
Fu Heihui: "Where did you think, it's very common to like celebrities."
Gojo Satoru nodded: "I understand, I understand." In the past, he and Jie also liked the type of stars.
The second round begins.
"Oh, it's me, teacher~"
Nagasaki Haruka pushed the box over.
Teacher Wutiao would also choose the truth.
After all, they don't know Mr. Wutiao very well, and they wouldn't be able to tell if Mr. Wutiao lied.
The white-haired teacher carefully chose: "Let me see, the truth or the big risk?"
Knotabagi Yuhito: "It's better to tell the truth, we want to know a little about the teacher's secret!"
Fu Heihui: ...No, there is absolutely no need to know this person's secret.
Nagasaki Wild Rose: "Big adventure, big adventure, the teacher's words can definitely do extraordinary things!"
embarrassment embarrassment embarrassment embarrassment! !
Fu Heihui: ...Don't have such expectations. With Wutiao's character, he can pretend to be stupid and violate the rules when he really doesn't want to do things.
Because...he never paid attention to the rules.
"Huh? Is Wild Rose looking forward to it, then the teacher will choose the big adventure."
The two fingers of his right hand were inserted into the box, Gojo Satoru dawdled for a long time, the two first graders didn't blink their eyes, and nearly a minute passed before Gojo Satoru took out the note.
"It's too slow, teacher, let's see what it is?"
【Say 'Let's break up' three times to your lover】
"..."
"........."
"........."
The three students quietly shifted their gazes to the ring on Gojo Satoru's left ring finger.
Because of personal privacy issues, Nagasaki Yeqiangwei and Knotabagi Yuhito did not ask Gojo Satoru who his marriage partner was. They just subconsciously believed that Gojo Satoru was a married man with a wife.
...Maybe even have children.
Fu Heihui, the only one who knows the truth: "..."
Don't mention it, even if you ask him, he is speechless.
Nagasaki Wild Rose said: "Well, Mr. Gojo, why don't you change to another one."
What she wants to see is what Teacher Wutiao is doing in this restaurant with such shameful lines as "Destroy you on behalf of the moon" and "My heart, unlock"!She didn't want to cause conflicts in the teacher's family! !
Knotaka Yuhito echoed: "Yeah, Mr. Wujo is married, so his wife is not considered a lover... Now Mr. Wujo has no lover, so the object of the big adventure does not exist."
That's right, a language loophole was taken advantage of, wife and lover can't refer to each other.
Even Fu Heihui began to persuade: "Teacher Wutiao, Xia..."
"Okay, it's decided! I'm going home now to start the 'big adventure'!!"
Nagasaki Wild Rose's eyes widened: "Hey, wait—" "The bill has already been settled, you two can take a taxi back, teacher, I want to go back..." The white-haired teacher stood up from his seat, with a smile on his face. With an eager expression, "It's an adventure with my wife~"
Youren Huzhang hurriedly stood up and wanted to stop him: "Teacher Wutiao!?"
But they couldn't stop the super conjurer, and within a blink of an eye, the 1.9-meter-tall man disappeared from sight.
"..."
"........."
"........."
Nagasaki Wild Rose: "I said, Mr. Gojo wouldn't really do it, would he?"
Fu Heihui: "It's possible."
He can definitely do it.
Knotabagi Yuhito: "What if my wife wants to break up with Mr. Gojo if she takes it seriously?"
Fu Heihui: "Impossible."
Is there any other possibility for the two of them besides being widowed?
……
When Wujo Wu came back from Ginza, Xia Youjie's wine shop also dispersed, and the two arrived home one after the other. When Xia Youjie opened the door, Wujo Wu had already taken a bath.
"Are you drinking again?!" Gojo Satoru, who was originally excited, was like a cat that had been doused in cold water, and his mischievous mentality was directly reduced by half.
Since his first experience at home plate, Gojo Satoru had the mentality of avoiding Xia Youjie who had been drinking. Whenever he smelled alcohol on Xia Youjie's body, he covered his nose and hid away.
Even though his body was empty, the drunk Xia Youjie could still do things like "repair" his inventory with a reversal technique. With a drunken home run, Gojo Satoru couldn't stand it, and he was sober-minded. For several days.
Xia Youjie took off his coat and hung it on the hanger in the entrance to let off the smell. He knew Gojo Satoru didn't like drinking by himself, and since he lost control that time, he has been consciously controlling his alcohol intake.It's just a matter in the political arena, half of the time is spent communicating at the wine table, it's really impossible not to drink.
"I'll take a shower first, to understand you..."
"let's break up."
Xia Youjie paused, then sat on the floor of the entrance and began to change his shoes.
Wujo Wu's voice came from above again, and Xia Youjie could still see the pair of Yugui dog slippers within sight.
"I said, 'Let's break up', did you hear that? Jay—"
The black-haired young man stood up, with the same expression as before. He raised his eyes to look at Gojo Satoru, his eyes were as soft as ever, with a little connivance, "Of course I heard, Wujo, my ears are fine."
"then you--"
I've said it twice, Yuxi, and one last time!
Xia Youjie put up a finger and pressed it against his own lips. His lips opened and closed, revealing the recently replaced sapphire tongue stud, "I still smell like wine, wait until I take a shower, okay?" ?”
His gaze involuntarily followed the blue in the fleshy pink, Gojo Satoru swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and suddenly felt hot all over.
"...I'll wait for you in the bedroom."
Wujo Wutiao entered the bedroom without looking back, threw himself on the bed, and played Xia Youjie's reaction in a loop in his head.
What what, what does Jay mean...
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! !I have a direct reaction, okay? ! !
However, Jie didn't respond at all to the words "Let's break up" that he said.
It's like asking "what's for dinner tomorrow morning" again.
There is no sense of accomplishment for a prank at all.
Did he feel confident that he would not break up with him, or did he immediately see that it was a big risk?
The door was quickly opened, Gojo Satoru glanced at the alarm clock beside the bed, and whistled in his heart.
5 minutes.
That's 20 minutes faster than Jay's usual 15-minute bath time.
It seems that Jie didn't take a bath, just took a shower and came out.
What, I still care about it... I really know how to pretend.
The mattress curved down again, a shadow fell on the body of the white-haired young man, and then his cheek touched a heat source, Wujo Wu recognized it as Xia Youjie's palm.
Inserting his fingers into the gap of the blindfold, he lifted Gojo Satoru's blindfold little by little.Xia Youjie's body blocked most of the light in the bedroom, and the people under him would not irritate their eyes due to the strong light.
The young man who supported himself with one hand was about [-] centimeters away from him, his long hair fell down, and a few strands of hair brushed his neck and forehead, making it itchy.
Gojo Wu chuckled twice, raised his head and touched Xia Youjie's face as well, hooked his legs to Xia Youjie's lower body which was still standing by the bed, intending to lead him to the bed.
Of course, he didn't forget the last sentence "big adventure".
"let's break up."
Xia Youjie rolled into the bed as he wished, and the two of them lay on their sides, facing each other, exhaling intertwinedly, the heat was the same as that of 12-year-old boys in college 16 years ago.
When Gojo Wu wondered if Xia Youjie's ears blocked the words "Let's break up", Xia Youjie pulled his hand away from Wujo Wu's skin without nostalgia, and the warmth in his eyes suddenly became ruthless.
"I thought about it just now, although the time is a little short. But since Wu asked, my answer is..."
Gojo Satoru blinked his eyes.
Eh, wait, what is this kind of expansion?
Xia Youjie said indifferently: "Okay, I agree. Unlike the Wutiao family with so many people, I am just a small family with only one child, and my parents still want me to marry a wife and have children. There is not much time, and now it is only a temporary stability, the follow-up new police regulations need to be announced, and the magic school must also expand the enrollment, we may spend less time together than before, and there is no time to warm up."
Ah... what is Jay talking about...
"Wu is now the head of the Wutiao family, and the head of the family is away from home. It is better to get married and find a good wife. The Wutiao family is still the Yusan family. It has been very hard to be with me for the past few years. When recruiting students in the future, Wu will be theirs. Benchmark, if you continue to be like me, the reputation will be bad, maybe it will affect the future of the magic world..."
Wait a minute, that's not right!This expansion is completely out of schedule...
"Thank you, Wu, for making a suggestion that is good for you and me, let's break up."
Gojo Satoru: QAQ
The spider, who wanted to capture the prey, worked hard to weave a web, and wanted to see the joke of the prey struggling in the web. As a result, the prey did not regard the hunting net as a trap, and broke through the barrier with a wave of its wings.
...Why is this happening?Obviously it's just a big adventure!
The white-haired young man opened his mouth, trying to explain that what he said just now was just a "big risk" that he was willing to gamble and admit defeat, and it was definitely not the truth.Gojo Wu's Adam's apple was rolling, brewing the words he should have... But Xia Youjie's serious expression and the safe distance he voluntarily retreated made his body and mind go cold, and he completely lost the strength to speak.
The dry eye sockets began to secrete water mist, Gojo Satoru stepped forward with his left hand, which was still wearing a ring, and tightly grasped Xia Youjie's collar, for fear that if he let go, he would run away.
"No, no, it's not like that, Jay...I didn't..."
Gojo Wu stumbled and began to explain, but his brain seemed to have run away from home. He was able to maintain a clear and calculating thinking under the siege of countless super magic spirits. He was smashed to pieces by Xia Youjie's five words. I can't get organized anymore.
Xia Youjie propped up his upper body, got up from the bed, looked at the bedroom door with a gap, pulled away Wu Tiaowu's hands from his collar, got up and walked out.
When he came in with a cup of honey milk that had just cooled down, he saw Gojo Goku curled up on the bedside like an abandoned kitten, and the buckwheat pillow just changed yesterday was wet a lot.
"...Why are you back?"
His throat was immediately turned off, and his nasal voice was even heavier than the usual third round of crying.
Xia Youjie didn't hide his voice, and Wujo Wu had six eyes, so Wujo Wu could see all his actions in this house clearly.
He squatted down beside the bed, and the hot milk in his hand had just been placed on the bedside table.Xia Youjie touched Gojo Wu's face with the center of gravity of his palm that had been warmed by milk.
The white-haired young man shrunk into a cat ball full of grievance and unwillingness, his eyes were completely red, and even his nose was seeping.
Poor little crying cat.
"So, Wu, there are some things that you can't joke about. You can ask me to buy desserts in the middle of the night, line up for souvenirs on business trips, skip work and go on dates together... But this is the only sentence that can't be said ah."
Gojo Gojo replied sullenly, "...um."
"be good."
"So we won't break up, right?" He anxiously wanted confirmation.
Xia Youjie leaned over and kissed Gojo Wu's eyelids, and the tip of his tongue hidden in his mouth circled the corner of his eyes, kissing a drop of salty tears.
"What's this called... Don't do things that kill your love."
"Your love for me is gone." Gojo Satoru began to comprehend.
"It was a little less just now."
The grievance in Little Crying Cat's eyes became heavier.
Xia Youjie snorted, moved down, and kissed Gojo Wu's lips lightly, "So it's back now."
She looks cute when she cries too...but it's not good to feel sad when she cries, so it's better to cry less.
"No, your love for me can only get deeper and deeper, it cannot be less, not even a little bit less."
"I'll try my best, but I hope I'm the second person in the world who loves you."
"Huh? Isn't it number one!"
"So it's my 'hope'."
"Then who do you want to love me first?"
"It's you, Wu, you have to love yourself."
The white-haired young man nestled on the bed stretched his body, ushering the person beside the bed into a deeper distance...
……
In the dark, Gojo Goku rubbed his swollen eyes and pinched Xia Youjie's nose hard.
That's a pity, you bastard is the first thing in his heart.
【End of text】
The author has something to say: The same-sex marriageable Shibuya regulations are true, and the original news is quoted
Probably because of the printing factory, the book of the little angel who won the lottery last time has not been printed and shipped... (Sorry for my slide rail QAQ
This time, I will not draw the pre-sale physical goods, but draw my existing ones, and the lottery will be sent out!
Xia Hewu's solo badge, 75mm double flashing glass shatter, is the picture of the automatic pen teacher! (Although the picture is for a single person, the teacher is standing at Xia Wuda!
Draw two treasures~
(Not separately, Xia Wu is a pair, and a winning treasure will give a pair [a pair has two badges]
Well, it should be clear...
"Do you think Jay will..."
The female doctor in a white coat took out her mobile phone and clicked on a recording:
"No wonder! If I regret it, I'll shoot myself to death!!"
"If you want to break up, go to Shibuya for divorce."
In 2015, the government issued a "Shibuya Regulations" that shocked the whole country-the regulations show that Shibuya District has passed the same-sex marriage regulations, and same-sex couples can obtain certificates.
日本东京涉谷区条例于3月31日获得区议会多数票通过。这是日本第一个承认同性伴侣关系为“婚姻关系”的规定。从4月1日开始实施,2015年颁发证书。
Of course, this is not a marriage law recognized by the state, but for same-sex couples living in Shibuya, they are recognized as a family and can buy a wedding house and sex.
Speaking of kids...
Wujo and Xia You already have two girls at home.
It was brought back after a mission in the third year of Wujo High School. The two children with the talent of conjurers were regarded as monsters by the villagers who did not know the truth. Jia Ruozi thought he would hand over the children to the orphanage, but he actually took the children directly Back home in Shibuya.
It's really lucky that Xia You agreed with Wutiao to raise a child at this age.
In addition, there is a pair of siblings who are also named under the guardianship of Gojo Satoru.In the early stage, Fu Heihui refused the help of the conjurer, and was unwilling to live with Wujo Wu, so Wujo Wu helped Fu Heihui apply for a high school fund, and promised Fu Heihui to join the magic world in exchange for a certain amount of money. living expenses.
Hearing the word "divorce" from Kazuko, Gojo Gojo shook the ring on his left hand—conjurers usually don't wear ornaments on their bodies. Only beautiful ornaments will hinder the action,? Nothing practical use.Only super conjurers like Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie can wear wedding rings every day.
"Oh, but I'm already a man, Jie? Jie won't agree to a divorce~"
Jia Ruozi quietly watched Gojo Wufa, "Would you like to talk about it and give it a try?"
"It's so annoying, Nitro, are you trying to sow discord?"
"Don't dare."
Gojo Satoru looked at the female classmate pitifully.
The school doctor in the white coat sighed, "Okay, tell me, what's the matter with Xia You?"
"He won't hit home plate with me!!"
Jia Ruozi swallowed the coffee in his mouth, suppressed the desire to cough and swallowed it, and then said: "...you have been Plato for so long?"
"No... what kind of eyes, I will not become a 30-year-old magician! Of course I have hit the home plate, but I haven't hit it many times. I was busy before, I can understand, but now it is empty. Ah, we can see each other at home every day, Jay...he still hasn’t shown me any more home runs!!”
When hitting home plate, Xia Youjie would prepare a special pillow for Wujo Wu to put under his waist, and sometimes he would hug his back when he didn't need it.Before Gojo Wu took a bath yesterday, he saw Xia Youjie sitting on the bed and patting the pillow. He was so startled that Gojo Wu jumped into the bathroom and quickly got ready. When he came over wearing a bathrobe, Xia Youjie happily showed him the new pillow Look: "Enlightenment, today we can sleep on a new buckwheat pillow."
Gojo Satoru: "..."
Buckwheat a board board!Forget about your bangs star and buckwheat for the rest of your life!
"I read statistics on Twitter that young people aged 20 to 30 average two or three home runs a week! After that, it will decline with age, until middle-aged and elderly people aged 50 to 60 Man, one or two home plate workouts a month..."
Thank goodness for Jie who can take the initiative to mention Gojo Satoru once a month!
Jia Ruozi's ears were already calloused about the home run of the two classmates, she said: "Then you take the initiative to mention it, maybe Xia You is the shy type?"
"Isn't that embarrassing~"
"speak English."
"What I mentioned is that you have to go to home plate every day, so too many times, will Jie get impatient..."
"It's strange that you have such an idea."
Isn't this the default that as long as the summer oil is proposed, it will be done?
Gojo Satoru bared his teeth, "Jie won't refuse my request after all."
"Then mention it."
"Jie is tired of what to do..."
"Is there anything greasy in summer oil?"
"Jie won't get tired of eating buckwheat noodles."
"Then do you get tired of eating desserts?"
"Nope."
"Isn't that good?"
"Huh? Home plate is not the same as eating..."
Before Gojo Satoru figured it out, he was caught by the first-year high school students he was leading this year. The first-year high school students didn't need to do any assignments, and their daily routine was just going to class, class, homework, and homework...
Nagasaki Yarose didn't come to Tokyo to struggle with homework. The girl with dyed brown hair raised her eyebrows and began to blackmail her talkative head teacher, "I heard that Mr. Gojo has done a big thing recently."
Yuzu Yujin was very supportive: "It's a big event!"
Fu Heihui, who was obviously pulled here, had no nature to participate, but he still lined up with them under the threatening sight of Nagasaki Wild Rose.
Fu Heihui sticks to read: "Super big thing."
Bringing down the political world is an achievement that can be recorded in history.
Gojo Satoru didn't care about Fugurohui's indifference, and interacted with the students in the school doctor's office, "Ah la la, so what do you want the teacher to do?"
Nagasaki Wild Rose: "A treat!"
Knotweed Yujin: "Have a big meal!"
Fu Heihui: "...Ditto."
Gojo Satoru agreed in a good mood, "Yes~"
"Great!"
"Oh yeah~"
"But..." The white-haired teacher changed the subject, "Have you finished your homework yet?"
……
By the time the three of them finished their homework, it was already dark.
Yuzu Yuhito looked at a ramen shop with the curtain rolled up, and said regretfully, "It's already this time, is there any shop still open?"
"What a fool, Knotweed. At this time, the night in Tokyo has just begun!" Nagasaki Yaqiangwei deliberately changed the school uniform and put on makeup, and the two boys were also ordered to wear casual clothes.
The only girl pointed at the 1.9-meter teacher indignantly, "It turned out that Teacher Wujo was still wearing the manga uniform. It's too ugly!"
"Is there? She's still as handsome as ever!"
"What's so proud of the uncle with half of his face covered?"
"...Uncle? Ye Qiangwei, you call me Uncle!" Gojo Satoru quit, "No matter how you look at it, I am far from Uncle!"
"When a man reaches 30, he is an uncle. Don't worry, Mr. Gojo, men all over the world are like this."
The destination was chosen to be a high-end restaurant in Ginza. The white-haired teacher took off the blindfold before entering the door. Seeing the waitress blushing slightly, he said proudly: "Hmph, then I am the only exception in the world."
Nagasaki Wild Rose: "...Ah, that's enough."
Fu Heihui: "Narcissism."
Knotweed Yuhito: "I saw the steak in this restaurant in a magazine, it's super expensive!"
……
Gojo Satoru rejected Nagasaki Wild Rose's suggestion to go to the bar.
The brunette girl begged: "Teacher, Gojo-sensei, just take us there!" The bars in Tokyo must be very bustling and lively!
"Minors are not allowed to drink alcohol."
"If we don't drink, let's go in and have a look!"
"Minors are not allowed to enter or leave the bar."
"Hey, why is this? Polygonum cuspidatum, Fuhei, you also come to ask Mr. Wutiao."
Kunzhang Yujin scratched his head, "I think Mr. Wujo is right."
Fu Heihui agreed with her classmates of the same sex, "Indeed, it's better for underage girls not to go to bars."
"Are you afraid that something will happen to me? It doesn't matter, I can beat ten idiots!"
Gojo Satoru vetoed it with one vote, "No, but if Wild Rose is interested, I can..."
The brunette girl looked forward to it: "Yes—"
Gojo Satoru: "I can take you there after you become an adult hahaha!"
Nagasaki Wild Rose: "Teacher, you are boring!" The girl stood up and picked up the game card on the side table, "In this case, you can play a few rounds with me!"
Knotabagi Yuhito: "Oh! Playing cards? I'm very good at it!"
Fu Heihui doesn't play much, but he also knows the rules of poker, "I have good luck in drawing cards."
Nagasaki Wild Rose: "NONONO~"
She opened the cardboard box that looked like a playing card packaging, and pulled out the cards inside, "It's truth or dare!"
After explaining the rules of the game, Gojo Satoru was more excited than the three youngsters: "Then, the first round begins!"
Fu Heihui: "Ah, it's knotweed."
Nagasaki Wild Rose handed two boxes of shuffled cards to Knotweed: "Truth or Dare?"
"Let's be honest." It would be quite embarrassing to get a big adventure in a top restaurant, Knotabagi Yuhito fumbled for a while, and drew out a card.
[Please tell me the type of girl you like. 】
Kizaki Yeqiangwei and Gojo Satoru said "Wow", and even Fukuroi, who had always been indifferent, raised his eyes a little, feeling curious.
"Uh...is it clean?"
Nagasaki Wild Rose dissatisfied: "What kind of vague answer is this? Girls pay attention to personal hygiene, okay?"
Gojo Satoru guided: "You can talk about the external factors you like, such as height and body type; internally, you can talk about your personality and hobbies."
"Hmm..." Knotabayuhito began to think.
Just when Gojo Satoru thought that Knotaba Yuhito would say "cute type", "sexy type", and "younger type" in a very unified answer, Knotaba Yuhito had the answer.
"I like tall and tall, like Janis Furren!"
Nagasaki Wild Rose: "...Superficial."
Fu Heihui: "It's a popular favorite."
Nagasaki Wild Rose showed a terrified expression: "Fu Hei, are you also this kind of person?"
Fu Heihui: "Where did you think, it's very common to like celebrities."
Gojo Satoru nodded: "I understand, I understand." In the past, he and Jie also liked the type of stars.
The second round begins.
"Oh, it's me, teacher~"
Nagasaki Haruka pushed the box over.
Teacher Wutiao would also choose the truth.
After all, they don't know Mr. Wutiao very well, and they wouldn't be able to tell if Mr. Wutiao lied.
The white-haired teacher carefully chose: "Let me see, the truth or the big risk?"
Knotabagi Yuhito: "It's better to tell the truth, we want to know a little about the teacher's secret!"
Fu Heihui: ...No, there is absolutely no need to know this person's secret.
Nagasaki Wild Rose: "Big adventure, big adventure, the teacher's words can definitely do extraordinary things!"
embarrassment embarrassment embarrassment embarrassment! !
Fu Heihui: ...Don't have such expectations. With Wutiao's character, he can pretend to be stupid and violate the rules when he really doesn't want to do things.
Because...he never paid attention to the rules.
"Huh? Is Wild Rose looking forward to it, then the teacher will choose the big adventure."
The two fingers of his right hand were inserted into the box, Gojo Satoru dawdled for a long time, the two first graders didn't blink their eyes, and nearly a minute passed before Gojo Satoru took out the note.
"It's too slow, teacher, let's see what it is?"
【Say 'Let's break up' three times to your lover】
"..."
"........."
"........."
The three students quietly shifted their gazes to the ring on Gojo Satoru's left ring finger.
Because of personal privacy issues, Nagasaki Yeqiangwei and Knotabagi Yuhito did not ask Gojo Satoru who his marriage partner was. They just subconsciously believed that Gojo Satoru was a married man with a wife.
...Maybe even have children.
Fu Heihui, the only one who knows the truth: "..."
Don't mention it, even if you ask him, he is speechless.
Nagasaki Wild Rose said: "Well, Mr. Gojo, why don't you change to another one."
What she wants to see is what Teacher Wutiao is doing in this restaurant with such shameful lines as "Destroy you on behalf of the moon" and "My heart, unlock"!She didn't want to cause conflicts in the teacher's family! !
Knotaka Yuhito echoed: "Yeah, Mr. Wujo is married, so his wife is not considered a lover... Now Mr. Wujo has no lover, so the object of the big adventure does not exist."
That's right, a language loophole was taken advantage of, wife and lover can't refer to each other.
Even Fu Heihui began to persuade: "Teacher Wutiao, Xia..."
"Okay, it's decided! I'm going home now to start the 'big adventure'!!"
Nagasaki Wild Rose's eyes widened: "Hey, wait—" "The bill has already been settled, you two can take a taxi back, teacher, I want to go back..." The white-haired teacher stood up from his seat, with a smile on his face. With an eager expression, "It's an adventure with my wife~"
Youren Huzhang hurriedly stood up and wanted to stop him: "Teacher Wutiao!?"
But they couldn't stop the super conjurer, and within a blink of an eye, the 1.9-meter-tall man disappeared from sight.
"..."
"........."
"........."
Nagasaki Wild Rose: "I said, Mr. Gojo wouldn't really do it, would he?"
Fu Heihui: "It's possible."
He can definitely do it.
Knotabagi Yuhito: "What if my wife wants to break up with Mr. Gojo if she takes it seriously?"
Fu Heihui: "Impossible."
Is there any other possibility for the two of them besides being widowed?
……
When Wujo Wu came back from Ginza, Xia Youjie's wine shop also dispersed, and the two arrived home one after the other. When Xia Youjie opened the door, Wujo Wu had already taken a bath.
"Are you drinking again?!" Gojo Satoru, who was originally excited, was like a cat that had been doused in cold water, and his mischievous mentality was directly reduced by half.
Since his first experience at home plate, Gojo Satoru had the mentality of avoiding Xia Youjie who had been drinking. Whenever he smelled alcohol on Xia Youjie's body, he covered his nose and hid away.
Even though his body was empty, the drunk Xia Youjie could still do things like "repair" his inventory with a reversal technique. With a drunken home run, Gojo Satoru couldn't stand it, and he was sober-minded. For several days.
Xia Youjie took off his coat and hung it on the hanger in the entrance to let off the smell. He knew Gojo Satoru didn't like drinking by himself, and since he lost control that time, he has been consciously controlling his alcohol intake.It's just a matter in the political arena, half of the time is spent communicating at the wine table, it's really impossible not to drink.
"I'll take a shower first, to understand you..."
"let's break up."
Xia Youjie paused, then sat on the floor of the entrance and began to change his shoes.
Wujo Wu's voice came from above again, and Xia Youjie could still see the pair of Yugui dog slippers within sight.
"I said, 'Let's break up', did you hear that? Jay—"
The black-haired young man stood up, with the same expression as before. He raised his eyes to look at Gojo Satoru, his eyes were as soft as ever, with a little connivance, "Of course I heard, Wujo, my ears are fine."
"then you--"
I've said it twice, Yuxi, and one last time!
Xia Youjie put up a finger and pressed it against his own lips. His lips opened and closed, revealing the recently replaced sapphire tongue stud, "I still smell like wine, wait until I take a shower, okay?" ?”
His gaze involuntarily followed the blue in the fleshy pink, Gojo Satoru swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and suddenly felt hot all over.
"...I'll wait for you in the bedroom."
Wujo Wutiao entered the bedroom without looking back, threw himself on the bed, and played Xia Youjie's reaction in a loop in his head.
What what, what does Jay mean...
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! !I have a direct reaction, okay? ! !
However, Jie didn't respond at all to the words "Let's break up" that he said.
It's like asking "what's for dinner tomorrow morning" again.
There is no sense of accomplishment for a prank at all.
Did he feel confident that he would not break up with him, or did he immediately see that it was a big risk?
The door was quickly opened, Gojo Satoru glanced at the alarm clock beside the bed, and whistled in his heart.
5 minutes.
That's 20 minutes faster than Jay's usual 15-minute bath time.
It seems that Jie didn't take a bath, just took a shower and came out.
What, I still care about it... I really know how to pretend.
The mattress curved down again, a shadow fell on the body of the white-haired young man, and then his cheek touched a heat source, Wujo Wu recognized it as Xia Youjie's palm.
Inserting his fingers into the gap of the blindfold, he lifted Gojo Satoru's blindfold little by little.Xia Youjie's body blocked most of the light in the bedroom, and the people under him would not irritate their eyes due to the strong light.
The young man who supported himself with one hand was about [-] centimeters away from him, his long hair fell down, and a few strands of hair brushed his neck and forehead, making it itchy.
Gojo Wu chuckled twice, raised his head and touched Xia Youjie's face as well, hooked his legs to Xia Youjie's lower body which was still standing by the bed, intending to lead him to the bed.
Of course, he didn't forget the last sentence "big adventure".
"let's break up."
Xia Youjie rolled into the bed as he wished, and the two of them lay on their sides, facing each other, exhaling intertwinedly, the heat was the same as that of 12-year-old boys in college 16 years ago.
When Gojo Wu wondered if Xia Youjie's ears blocked the words "Let's break up", Xia Youjie pulled his hand away from Wujo Wu's skin without nostalgia, and the warmth in his eyes suddenly became ruthless.
"I thought about it just now, although the time is a little short. But since Wu asked, my answer is..."
Gojo Satoru blinked his eyes.
Eh, wait, what is this kind of expansion?
Xia Youjie said indifferently: "Okay, I agree. Unlike the Wutiao family with so many people, I am just a small family with only one child, and my parents still want me to marry a wife and have children. There is not much time, and now it is only a temporary stability, the follow-up new police regulations need to be announced, and the magic school must also expand the enrollment, we may spend less time together than before, and there is no time to warm up."
Ah... what is Jay talking about...
"Wu is now the head of the Wutiao family, and the head of the family is away from home. It is better to get married and find a good wife. The Wutiao family is still the Yusan family. It has been very hard to be with me for the past few years. When recruiting students in the future, Wu will be theirs. Benchmark, if you continue to be like me, the reputation will be bad, maybe it will affect the future of the magic world..."
Wait a minute, that's not right!This expansion is completely out of schedule...
"Thank you, Wu, for making a suggestion that is good for you and me, let's break up."
Gojo Satoru: QAQ
The spider, who wanted to capture the prey, worked hard to weave a web, and wanted to see the joke of the prey struggling in the web. As a result, the prey did not regard the hunting net as a trap, and broke through the barrier with a wave of its wings.
...Why is this happening?Obviously it's just a big adventure!
The white-haired young man opened his mouth, trying to explain that what he said just now was just a "big risk" that he was willing to gamble and admit defeat, and it was definitely not the truth.Gojo Wu's Adam's apple was rolling, brewing the words he should have... But Xia Youjie's serious expression and the safe distance he voluntarily retreated made his body and mind go cold, and he completely lost the strength to speak.
The dry eye sockets began to secrete water mist, Gojo Satoru stepped forward with his left hand, which was still wearing a ring, and tightly grasped Xia Youjie's collar, for fear that if he let go, he would run away.
"No, no, it's not like that, Jay...I didn't..."
Gojo Wu stumbled and began to explain, but his brain seemed to have run away from home. He was able to maintain a clear and calculating thinking under the siege of countless super magic spirits. He was smashed to pieces by Xia Youjie's five words. I can't get organized anymore.
Xia Youjie propped up his upper body, got up from the bed, looked at the bedroom door with a gap, pulled away Wu Tiaowu's hands from his collar, got up and walked out.
When he came in with a cup of honey milk that had just cooled down, he saw Gojo Goku curled up on the bedside like an abandoned kitten, and the buckwheat pillow just changed yesterday was wet a lot.
"...Why are you back?"
His throat was immediately turned off, and his nasal voice was even heavier than the usual third round of crying.
Xia Youjie didn't hide his voice, and Wujo Wu had six eyes, so Wujo Wu could see all his actions in this house clearly.
He squatted down beside the bed, and the hot milk in his hand had just been placed on the bedside table.Xia Youjie touched Gojo Wu's face with the center of gravity of his palm that had been warmed by milk.
The white-haired young man shrunk into a cat ball full of grievance and unwillingness, his eyes were completely red, and even his nose was seeping.
Poor little crying cat.
"So, Wu, there are some things that you can't joke about. You can ask me to buy desserts in the middle of the night, line up for souvenirs on business trips, skip work and go on dates together... But this is the only sentence that can't be said ah."
Gojo Gojo replied sullenly, "...um."
"be good."
"So we won't break up, right?" He anxiously wanted confirmation.
Xia Youjie leaned over and kissed Gojo Wu's eyelids, and the tip of his tongue hidden in his mouth circled the corner of his eyes, kissing a drop of salty tears.
"What's this called... Don't do things that kill your love."
"Your love for me is gone." Gojo Satoru began to comprehend.
"It was a little less just now."
The grievance in Little Crying Cat's eyes became heavier.
Xia Youjie snorted, moved down, and kissed Gojo Wu's lips lightly, "So it's back now."
She looks cute when she cries too...but it's not good to feel sad when she cries, so it's better to cry less.
"No, your love for me can only get deeper and deeper, it cannot be less, not even a little bit less."
"I'll try my best, but I hope I'm the second person in the world who loves you."
"Huh? Isn't it number one!"
"So it's my 'hope'."
"Then who do you want to love me first?"
"It's you, Wu, you have to love yourself."
The white-haired young man nestled on the bed stretched his body, ushering the person beside the bed into a deeper distance...
……
In the dark, Gojo Goku rubbed his swollen eyes and pinched Xia Youjie's nose hard.
That's a pity, you bastard is the first thing in his heart.
【End of text】
The author has something to say: The same-sex marriageable Shibuya regulations are true, and the original news is quoted
Probably because of the printing factory, the book of the little angel who won the lottery last time has not been printed and shipped... (Sorry for my slide rail QAQ
This time, I will not draw the pre-sale physical goods, but draw my existing ones, and the lottery will be sent out!
Xia Hewu's solo badge, 75mm double flashing glass shatter, is the picture of the automatic pen teacher! (Although the picture is for a single person, the teacher is standing at Xia Wuda!
Draw two treasures~
(Not separately, Xia Wu is a pair, and a winning treasure will give a pair [a pair has two badges]
Well, it should be clear...
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