Personnel Corrector

Too funny.

Putting on a uniform to cover up the tattoo? Xia Youjie is a good student again. As for the existence of the tongue nail,? He won't let anyone other than Gojo Satoru know about it.

It should be Tian Yuan mediating, anyway, they let go of the astral body last night without permission, they just wrote a review to punish them symbolically, and there was no substantive punishment.

The content of the review is not "I shouldn't let go of the astral body", but "I shouldn't act without permission".

Life is back on track, the "corrector" job is gone, and he and Satoru start preparing for the special exam.

If there is anything unsatisfactory...

"Jie, come to home plate!" Gojo Satoru squatted on the ground, showing a furry head from Xia Youjie's desk, looking at him with bright eyes.

Jia Ruozi glanced at it lightly, then looked back as if he didn't see it.

On the first day after returning from the astral body mission, Gojo Satoru slapped Xia Youjie in the face in front of her as if no one was there.

"Glass,? Jie and I have become lovers!" Saying this, regardless of whether Xia Youjie is happy or not,? He crossed Xia Youjie's hand, and made a gesture of interlocking fingers with him.

Jia Ruozi felt that if she looked at her two male classmates one more time, she would go blind.

Compared with Wujo Wu's eagerness to announce to the whole world, Xia Youjie is like a student who is afraid of his puppy love being discovered, and orders Wujo Wu not to make out with him in public.

"Hey—why?" Cat's drooping airplane ears materialized on his head, and his bright blue eyes were full of puzzlement.

Xia Youjie blushed slightly and pushed the shameless Gojo Wu away, not looking into his eyes: "It will affect others."

"What do they do?" Gojo Satoru didn't care about the sight of those passers-by.

"You can't do this in public."

"Then, is it okay when it's just the two of us?"

"no."

"Why!?"

"There are other things to do, so we can't delay the business."

Like now,? The two of them are on a mission—it can be regarded as only the two of them to a certain extent.

If Xia Youjie let go, Gojo Wu would probably jump on him directly.

"No, just give me a kiss, give me a kiss, just one kiss, Jay—"

How can a boy who has just tasted the sweetness of kissing be so easily satisfied?Anyway, Gojo Wu felt that kissing Xia Youjie was very comfortable, and wished he could hug Xia Youjie 24 hours a day.

"No." Xia Youjie resolutely rejected Gojo Satoru and focused on the task.

Gojo Satoru has never been so active in dealing with a task before. He uses his six eyes to find the hidden curse spirit in two seconds, gathers the magic power in four seconds and shoots it out one by one. Not left.

"Jay, you want to kiss me!"

Xia Youjie felt his bangs blown by the wind pressure of the mantra, his fists tightened and loosened, loosened and tightened again.

In the end, I couldn't hold back and hammered Wujo to realize it.

"Ah, it hurts!"

Wujo Wushi, who didn't open Wujou at Xia Youjie, received a solid fist, and pitiful tears overflowed from the corners of his eyes.

However, Xia Youjie has no sympathy for the poorly dressed Gojo Satoru.

Hi, Gojo Satoru, you have cut off a large piece of the vegetation on this mountain! !The country's greening rate has dropped because of you! !

In the end, the two barely reached a consensus.

[-]. Kissing should be done in an environment where there are no outsiders.

Second, it is necessary to obtain the consent of both parties, and it is not possible to kiss without warning.

"Obviously the heroine of a TV series will be very happy to say that when the heroine suddenly kisses her..."

Gojo Satoru muttered in his mouth, holding the stones on the Gaozhuan path with his toes, complaining non-stop along the way.

After being harassed for a whole day, Xia Youjie was really angry: "Then just don't kiss anymore."

"Ah no! This is absolutely not possible!!!" Gojo Satoru let out a miserable meow like a cat whose tail had been stepped on.

"I was wrong, I was wrong, I will ask for Jie's consent, don't do this—" Gojo Satoru hugged Xia Youjie's waist, pretending to cry, as if Xia Youjie had done something outrageous.

However, once they entered the dormitory and closed the door, and came to a private environment, the roles of the two changed immediately.

Xia Youjie wrapped his arms around Wutiao Wu's waist, leaned his head against his neck, and began...to suck cats.

Seeing Xia Youjie's dependence on him, the big cat's proud tail was going up to the sky, but he deliberately said: "I didn't agree, Jie, you can't come along."

"The thing that can't be done without warning is 'kissing', and hugging is not kissing."

"..." It seems that this is indeed the case, they did not touch the "Three Chapters of the Covenant" with their bodies.

In short, in the environment of only each other, the two hit second base and third base over and over again, Gojo Satoru learned a lot of home plate knowledge privately, but Xia Youjie had no intention of hitting home plate at all.

Not only the meaning in action, but also the invitation in language!

How can this be, they are best friends and lovers, the closest people to each other, how can they not hit home plate!

Wujo Wuquan thought it was Xia Youjie who was shy, just like Jie said that he was not allowed to kiss in public, since Jie was too embarrassed to speak, let him do it.

then--

"Jay, come to home plate!"

Gojo Satoru issued a "game" invitation.

Jia Ruozi couldn't bear to look directly at him, and Xia Youjie's forehead was throbbing with blue veins.

Before Xia Youjie opened his mouth, Gojo Satoru said again: "We didn't hit home plate directly in front of outsiders, we just talked about it."

Home into the glass: "..."

Xia Youjie: "..."

The short-haired girl got up from her seat, "You talk, I'll go for a walk."

Xia Youjie: "..."

Xia Youjie found that since he and Gojo Satoru became lovers, he became speechless more and more times.

...But this matter really needs to be discussed.

It was the first time that Xia Youjie and Wujo realized the meaning of popular science home plate. Two vigorous boys almost shot a gun in the dormitory, but finally they helped each other and solved it with their hands.

Well, in fact, you can't get out of the fire.Without lubricating fluid and safety condoms, Xia Youjie would not have sex with Gojo Satoru without any preparation.

The point is, the excuses he made several times as "not ready" no longer apply.

God knows how Gojo Wu got so many adult supplies. He habitually refused last night in the dormitory. Gojo Wu opened the cabinet and showed him a drawer of covers and lubricating fluid. Ready, and even said he could get some toys to spice things up if Jay wanted it.

Xia Youjie: ...

To add to the fun, since the two of them stepped up to the special level, there have been countless tasks, thanks to you still have the leisure and time to get these things.

Xia Youjie took a deep breath and decided to speak clearly with Wujo Wu.

"Wu, you are well prepared materially, but are you mentally ready?"

"Ah?" Wujo Satoru suddenly digressed to "My first time was a person I don't love", "My first time object doesn't love me anymore", "I don't know if he still remembers that time with me" These youthful pain literature with a bit of color in the middle of traffic lights.

"I like Jie, and Jie also likes me. Isn't this something that should happen without knowing it?"

Xia Youjie couldn't hold back his puff.

Oh, the vocabulary is quite rich.

"Do you really understand what I mean?"

"Understood."

He's not a child who doesn't understand anything, and the pedantic Yusan family still has maids. Even if he doesn't have personal experience, he knows everything he should know under the influence of his eyes and ears.

Sure enough, he and Gojo Satoru couldn't play charades.Xia Youjie looked around and saw that the family had no intention of coming back in a short time, so he said directly: "Have you ever thought about it, between the two of us, who is the superior and who is the inferior?"

"Hey?" Gojo Wujo got stuck for a while, he didn't know what he thought of, the temperature on his face suddenly rose, and he continued intermittently: "I have studied on purpose, and I will make Jie very happy." comfortable……"

The subtext, he is the superior, Jie is the inferior.

Xia Youjie didn't dwell on the point of "I've learned it on purpose", he knew that it was impossible for Wu to find others to practice, and the so-called learning can only be watched and emulated.

The black-haired boy raised one eyebrow, and said in a calm tone: "I don't want to be a subordinate."

"……what…"

"Sure enough, Wu doesn't want to be a subordinate, I understand, this is the same for most men."

I don't know if Gojo Satoru has thought about this aspect, anyway, Xia Youjie has analyzed himself.When he watched a movie starting with the seventh letter, he would not respond, and even felt repulsed.

It's hard to explain, so Xia Youjie thinks he's not born gay.

Before confessing his love to Wujo Satoru, Xia Youjie always felt that he was heterosexual, and he liked female stars. When he was young, he had a crush on a gentle female teacher in kindergarten. When he was in elementary school, he wrote the composition "My Future". He will have a wife who loves himself.

"As long as it's Enlightenment, that's what I thought, but I really... don't want to be a subordinate. Since I don't like it, I won't force Wu to be a subordinate. We are all men, and we don't have to be inferior. Come on, it's fine like last time."

This sentence is not long, but Gojo Satoru spent a full 2 ​​minutes to understand and think about it.

"Jay means..."

Xia Youjie helped him out: "If we're in a relationship, it's a relationship that doesn't hit home plate."

"……no!"

Xia Youjie watched the big cat turn around and bite its tail patiently, waiting patiently for Gojo Wu's response.

The silence time this time was shorter than last time. About a minute later, Gojo Satoru said in a tone resolutely going to die: "I will be the next."

"...Don't be like this, Wu, you obviously don't want to be the next."

"Does Jie discriminate against men who are inferior?"

"?" What conclusion is this?

"Ah, I know Jay doesn't look down on and discriminate. Some people just don't like coriander. People who don't eat coriander will wonder why some people like coriander, but they won't discriminate against people who eat coriander. And, even if Jie doesn't like coriander, how does he know that I don't like coriander either?"

This reference is really an image, right——

"You haven't eaten coriander either." And at the beginning, he also tacitly assumed that he was the superior.

Gojo Satoru made a sympathetic look: "Some people feel uncomfortable and want to vomit when they smell coriander, I understand!"

Xia Youjie was amused by Wujo Wu again: "Well, I am very tolerant of unpalatable things, if Wujo really wants to do it, I can try it."

Ask Xia Youjie to do something he doesn't want to do for Gojo Wu, can Wujo Wu agree?

He protested, "No—I can have cilantro, I like cilantro, I'm going to eat cilantro, let me eat cilantro—"

"You don't have to eat coriander, it's not like people can't live without eating coriander..." I didn't see that Wu is the type who is so obsessed with home plate, isn't it Plato?

Gojo Wujo slapped the table angrily: "I want it! I like Jie so much! If you don't want to hit home plate with Jie, you'd be a gentleman!"

"Ahem..." Xia Youjie was startled by Wutiao Wuzhengren's declaration, and his heart beat faster.

He added: "Being the next one... It's not good to eat too much coriander."

"bias?"

Xia Youjie explained helplessly: "No. Eating too much coriander will cause anal fistula, destroy the balance of rectal flora, and damage the toughness of the intestinal wall..."

If men hit the home plate, it takes a long time, and the damage they get far exceeds the pleasure of that moment.So it is really not recommended to go to home plate with high frequency for the sake of greed.

Wujo Wujo was like a happy little squirrel, he jumped twice, pointed at himself with a finger on each hand, and stars appeared in his eyes: "I can reverse the spell~"

"……Oh."

The author has something to say: I found that the CP I was drinking

Shan En, Sun Moon, Xia Wu...

The lower body must have a certain self-healing ability (seriously

After all, their positions are too fierce, otherwise they will really be killed by Tongchuan Olive Supermarket...