My brother and I are getting more and more bent

Regarding Lin Sibai asking Wang Qiang to apologize to Mu Ye, Mu Ye himself was surprised, but accepted it well. After all, he and Lin Sibai had always harmed each other internally and defended each other externally.

It was Zhou Yang, Lu Hao, and Chen Yuan who were still looking at them teasingly when they were eating kebabs.

After Zhou Yang finished rolling a bunch of pork belly, he teased Mu Ye Lin Sibai who was on the opposite side and said, "Brother Lin, why don't you take a look at Brother Ye, why don't you two make a pair, lest the fat water flow to outsiders' field."

"Secondary." Lu Hao raised the string in his hand.

Chen Yuan laughed straight, "I think what Onion said makes sense. I think you two are more romantic than when you were in junior high school. If we didn't know you well, you would look like a couple to outsiders. What do you say? right?"

He asked Zhou Yang and Lu Hao.

The two nodded heavily.

Mu Ye took a bite of the quail egg, and one of the feet under the table stepped on their shoes with precision, "Are you bothered? Are you tired after junior high school? And what's wrong with us? Good brothers are always like this Yes, Lin Gou, do you think so?"

He bumped Lin Sibai's shoulder.

Lin Sibai, who elegantly selected skewers in the pot, didn't lift her eyelids, and said calmly, "Well, you're right."

"Look, Lin Xueshen, our genius high school student, has already said so, what questions do you have?" Mu Ye took another bite of the quail egg, choked on it too quickly, and burped loudly.

Lin Sibai, who lowered his eyes to pick out the skewers, immediately raised his head, and put his water glass to his mouth, but Mu Ye didn't answer it, and asked Lin Sibai to feed him to finish.

Zhou Yang, Lu Hao and Chen Yuan: "..."

Damn!Is that not enough?

Is this still called brother?

Which brother is this way of getting along?

Gan!

Showed off again!

The three of them shook their heads one after another, burying their heads in the binge eating, not wanting to look at it or not, their eyes were hot.

Halfway through the meal, everyone chatted about summer homework.

Chen Yuandao: "Anyway, I finished it, you didn't?"

Zhou Yang said: "Half done, there is still half left. Let's catch up tonight and it will be almost done. What about you, mouse?"

"I didn't copy the English words. I'll copy them at night. Anyway, it's very fast." Lu Hao replied after taking a sip of his canned beer.

Hearing what they said, Mu Ye was surprised and said, "Damn, onion mouse, when are you carrying my homework on your back? Don't we often go out to play, where do you have the time to do it?"

"It's not like I go to play with you every day, of course I have time to do it." Zhou Yang took a bite of broccoli, and seeing Mu Ye's overly surprised expression, he was also surprised, "Fuck, brother Ye, you don't know how to say a word. Didn't move?"

"Isn't this what it should be!" Mu Ye opened his eyes innocently.

Zhou Yang twitched his lips, and said speechlessly: "You really have a good time. There are so many homework this semester, and I don't usually do some. How can I finish it on the last day of today? I copied all the homework from the sub-class. It’s been a long time, and my hand hurts, but you don’t have to panic if you don’t do it, anyway, Brother Lin will help you share your homework every time.”

"That's right, I'm so envious of you, Brother Ye." Lu Hao looked at Mu Ye Lin Sibai enviously.

Brother Lin is really kind to Brother Ye, so nice that he often helps him with his homework, unconditionally.

Of course, this may be because Lin Sibai is the first in the fault grade, the first in the city's joint entrance examination, and the future seed player of Tsinghua and Peking University, so the teachers of various subjects will not give him homework.

Since he has nothing to do, he can help Brother Ye with the questions, which can pass the time.

"Don't look at me, I'm very tired from playing golf today, I have to sleep, I don't have time." Lin Sibai was habitually stubborn.

Mu Ye looked at him with a smirk, "Want to run away tonight? Can you run away!"

Lin Sibai: "I'm going to my grandpa's house tonight."

"Come on!" Mu Ye put his arms around his neck and said viciously: "You only have two options tonight, either you are in my bed or I am in your bed, you choose one!"

Lin Sibai: "You should be under me."

Mu Ye: "..."

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."

Zhou Yang, Lu Hao, and Chen Yuan laughed like crazy and slapped their thighs wildly.

Zhou Yang: "Brother Lin is awesome."

Lu Hao: "Brother Zhiye, I have to take care of Brother Lin."

Chen Yuan: "I laughed so hard, Lin Xueshen, you are so funny."

Mu Ye touched his cheek with the tip of his tongue, so angry!

Fortunately, Lin Sibai did not abandon him, and finally nodded and agreed to help him share some homework.

After several people finished eating the kebabs, it was almost one o'clock in the afternoon, which was the hottest time of the day. When they came out of the air-conditioned room in the store, the sultry air came over their faces.

Chen Yuan frowned impatiently: "It's so hot, when will it rain, it's painful, I have to study tomorrow in such a hot day."

"Yeah, I really want to go out to work and stop studying." Zhou Yang took the promotional paper that came out of the store and fanned it in half.

Lu Hao leaned next to him to borrow the wind, "Where do you guys still want to go? If not, I'll go home and turn on the air conditioner."

"Don't go anywhere. I've been playing all morning and I'm exhausted. I just go back to bed." Zhou Yang asked Mu Ye and Lin Sibai, "Brother Lin, Brother Ye, what do you think?"

Lin Sibai looked at the scorching sun above his eyes, his brows were lazy, "I won't play anymore, I'm sleepy."

"I'm too sleepy, let's go." Mu Ye yawned a lot as he said, tears welling up in his eyes, "Let's go, go take the subway."

Several people took different routes. Zhou Yang, Lu Hao, and Chen Yuan took Line 3, while Mu Ye and Lin Sibai took Line 5.

After everyone entered the subway station, they waved goodbye. Mu Ye carried his basketball in one hand and put his arm around Lin Sibai's shoulders to the platform of Line [-].

While waiting for the subway, he leaned on Lin Sibai's shoulders as if he had no bones, staring at the road map in a daze with tears in his eyes.

There are seven stops from the sports center back to their home, and they have to pass through the best local university in the middle. There is a famous snack street there, and it also sells a lot of cheap and good things. It is a paradise for the student party.

Mu Ye suddenly remembered something, and yawned loudly, "Lingou, let's go for a walk near University A?"

"Why are you going there?" Lin Sibai was puzzled, looked at Mu Ye's expression that could fall asleep at any time, and asked, "You don't want to go back to sleep?"

"I want to sleep, but I'm passing by there anyway, so I can go shopping and go back to sleep, it won't delay anything."

"what do you want to buy?"

"You'll know later." Mu Ye suddenly let out a bad laugh.

Lin Sibai raised his eyebrows slightly, and stared at him suspiciously.

I really don't know what Mu Ye is missing, buy stationery?Judging from his expression, it doesn't look like it. What is that for?

Lin Sibai thought for a while and didn't expect that Mu Ye brought him into a shop selling wigs. The chubby proprietress in her forties warmly entertained them, "What kind of wig do you two handsome guys want to buy? Just look at it." , can be tried on.”

At noon, it was hot and there were very few people shopping, so every customer who came was a rare visitor. The proprietress actively promoted the men's wigs in their store, "These are the best-selling wigs in our store, and they are very popular."

Mu Ye and Lin Sibai looked in the direction of her finger, there were red hair, green hair, and pink hair, which can be described as colorful.

The two were so hot that their eyelids twitched at the same time.

If they dare to wear a wig of this color, their parents will definitely break their legs.

Mu Ye chuckled, waved his hands and said, "Miss Boss, I don't want men's wigs, I'm here to buy women's wigs."

"Buy women's?" The proprietress was slightly surprised, but she quickly realized, "Can I buy it as a gift? Yes, I also have a lot of women's hairstyles here. Let me tell you, on our street, I have the most hairstyles here. Yes, if you can't find someone you like here, you won't be able to find anything else."

As expected of a businessman, between the lines he was already trolling other stores and raising his own store.

Mu Ye didn't care about these things, he turned his head and asked Lin Sibai, "Which one do you like?"

Lin Sibai already knew what Mu Ye was up to when he came in. It was nothing more than to dress up as a woman and teach him to fall in love. After all, he couldn't steal Aunt Mu's wig again and again. sick.

But now Lin Sibai also felt that Mu Ye was sick, so he lowered his voice and said, "I said you don't need to do this, so go."

"Whatever you want to go, here you go, I must choose a few, hurry up, do you like Yujie Fan or the black long straight, or the cute short hair?" He walked straight up, touched it with his hands, and turned around to ask Lin Sibai, "What do you think of this? Do you want me to wear it for you to see the effect?"

Lin Sibai was so speechless that he didn't want to speak.

But Mu Ye thought he had agreed. After asking the proprietress, he put it on and tried it on. Not to mention, the effect was not bad. He was already fair and 'beautiful', so even if he disguised himself as a woman, it was no problem.

Mu Ye became narcissistic, looked left and right in the mirror, and passionately invited Lin Sibai over, "Lin Gou, come and see me, isn't it pretty?"

Faced with the ambiguous eyes of the proprietress, Lin Sibai walked over with a headache, glanced at the narcissistic person in the glasses, and said expressionlessly: "If you want to buy it, hurry up."

"Don't, you just want to express your opinion. This is bought for you." As the saying goes, there are only the first time and N times for women's clothing, and the same is true for wigs. Now Mu Ye is very skillful in taking out wigs. Wigs and wigs up.

He tried on a few more and showed Lin Sibai, and Lin Sibai said it was all right.

Mu Ye was tangled up, they were all good, so which one should I buy?

The proprietress noticed that he was hesitant, so she came over to sell them knowingly: "Little brother, I think these tops look good on you, why don't you take them all, and I'll give you the best price."

"How much is the best deal?" Mu Ye asked.

The proprietress smiled and said: "It's cheap, if you want all four of these, I'll give you 90 yuan for one, 360 in total, and I don't want your ten yuan, how about 350?"

"350?" What Mu Yezhi thought was actually quite cheap, after all, his mother's wig costs several hundred yuan.

But when his words fell into the ears of the proprietress, it was expensive. Mu Ye saw that he was a student, and the pocket money would definitely not be much. It’s cheap, Auntie won’t lie to you, if you want it sincerely, how about I give you another 20 yuan?”

As she spoke, she glanced at him and Lin Sibai teasingly, covered her mouth and whispered: "Auntie understands you, don't worry, Auntie doesn't discriminate against such things,"

Mu Ye and Lin Sibai raised their eyes to look at her at the same time, and the proprietress smiled elatedly, "Auntie understands, when Auntie was young, she loved reading this kind of book, do rotten girls know? When Auntie was young, she was a senior rotten girl Woolen cloth."

Mu Ye: "..."

Lin Sibai: "..."

The two were a little speechless and helpless, why are they a couple?

Obviously so straight!

Mu Ye opened his mouth to deny it, but when the words came to his mouth, he thought of something and smiled wickedly: "Then Auntie, look at me and him, who is above and who is below?"

The proprietress had already seen that Lin Sibai didn't want to buy it, and only Mu Ye wanted to buy it, so it was clear at a glance what to say, and the proprietress immediately said, "It must be you!"

Coming out of the shop, Mu Ye provoked Lin Sibai with a particularly brazen voice, "Lin Gou, did you hear that, even if we have sex, then I look absolutely 1! You are 0, you can wash it up tonight Lie down on me!"

Hearing this, Mu Ye was replying to Lin Sibai when he ate skewers.

Lin Sibai lazily copied his pocket with one hand, looked down at the bag of wigs in Mu Ye's hand, and chuckled playfully, "You only needed to spend 330, but it ended up costing 500, what do you think the proprietress said? Is it credible?"

Mu Ye: "...Huh?"

He was slow to react, staring in astonishment: "Fuck, I was fooled?"

Lin Sibai shrugged: "Otherwise?"

Mu Ye: "..."

"Damn! Then you didn't remind me just now!" Mu Ye caught up with Lin Sibai who was walking forward, his face turned into a puffer fish.

Lin Sibai's thin lips curled up slightly, and a hint of blackness appeared in his light-colored gray eyes, "Why do I need to remind you? You have run out of pocket money, so you have to ask me for it? You said that when the time comes, you are calling me Sibai." What about brother, or call me husband with your wigs on?"

Mu Ye: "..."

Gan!

Lin Sibai, you deserve to be single!