I'm a dad in the animal world

??Many times, cats lick themselves, but they are not doing something indescribable. They also have barbs on their tongues, which feel like sandpaper, so licking themselves is not comfortable.

??When they lick themselves, either the area around their butt is too dirty and needs to be cleaned, or there may be some inflammation, so they need to lick themselves to eliminate the inflammation.

??Of course, this is only for ordinary cats. For a cat like Bai Yi, he will never lick his private parts by himself. Most of the time, he only cleans his hair.

?? Occasionally, he would lick it when his abdomen was itchy. Usually, he would clean it with his own claws, and then wash the claws with water.

??He has never accepted the habit of cleaning his own butt with his mouth.

??After all, the human mind is there, and the behavior of licking shit is completely unacceptable.

?? Sure enough, animals should not have the idea that feces cannot be imported.

?? At least these cats don't have them. They will lick their butts clean after going to the toilet.

??As for Bai Yi's cubs, he used to use softer plant leaves, but now he uses his little brother's paper towels, which can be thrown into the trash can after use.

?? It can be said to be a very smart cat.

??Bai Yi is a special kind of cat, and of course that Maine Coon boss is also a special one, because he licks himself there, not because he is dirty, but because he was induced to go into heat by the kitten.

??He was licking himself. At first, Bai Yi thought he was cleaning himself up, so he didn't care, and the position where he was lying on his stomach was in the blind spot of Bai Yi's vision, on the top of the cat climbing frame, so Bai Yi couldn't see it either. to what the hell he was doing.

??The little princess was neglected when she first came to this house, and there was no cat to help her solve the problem, which made the little princess very upset. She can bark better than the Maine boss, and she always likes to be on Bai Yi Rubbing and rubbing.

??All her scent on Bai Yi, Bai Yi is very helpless.

??She always barks with her back to Bai Yi, lying there, looking very well-behaved, but the cat can't stand the barking.

??And Bai Yi's body smelled like a little princess, which made his mother cat smell even stronger.

??During lunch, the overlord Maine finally got off the cat climbing frame and was ready to eat.

?? He squatted in front of Bai Yi's rice bowl, sizing up Bai Yi with a pair of beautiful copper-colored eyes.

??He seems to be wondering, but also seems to be forbearing.

?? Bai Yi glanced at him, turned his gaze away, and did not meet his gaze.

??His eyes are too beautiful, easy to indulge.

??He is also handsome, alas, he is also a cat, others are the overlord, and Bai Yi is the cutie.

?? The sense of the world's unevenness is probably vividly reflected here.

?? And the Maine Coon cat looked at Bai Yi because the smell of Bai Yi's body was so impulsive to the cat. The smell of the little female cat on him was so strong.

?? The boss cat thinks so.

?? But no matter how strong and how tempting I am, little female cat, I am gay, I am not interested in girls, if you are male, I can still consider it, after all, my brother is male, I can still lie to myself, You are my brother.

??But unfortunately, you are a little female cat. Even if you make me impulsive again, I can't touch you.

??Woman, I am the man you can't get, and the existence you can't reach.

??The overlord cat went back to his cat climbing frame after eating, and the little princess couldn't solve her desire in a certain way, so she had to go to the shit shoveler.

??Qi Jing thought that this just happened to find a Maine Coon princess for Gu Yuan's family Maine, and they could make love and have cubs sweetly.

But who would have thought that the little princess would not touch her with the Maine for three days.

??Qi Jing took a special look at it, only to find that this guy doesn't accept the little princess even if he insults himself??

?? What hobby?

??Qi Jing had no choice but to make a video call to Gu Yuan, to show Gu Yuan the virtues of his cat.

?? He really couldn't figure out why a cat doesn't want a kitten, but insists on solving it for itself?

?? "A Yuan, do you think Joyce is sick? I bought him a purebred Maine Coon cat at a high price, but he doesn't even look at it? Look at what he is doing now. Lick yourself."

?? Gu Yuan's face turned dark: "I don't know, what's going on with him? Why don't you see a doctor? He might be uncomfortable somewhere."

??Qi Jing tsk-tsk said: "Why is he uncomfortable? Others' cats lick themselves because they want to clean themselves and keep them clean. Your cat licks itself to please yourself?"

??Gu Yuan: "..."

??Qi Jing: "I just said why the little princess is always in heat recently. I didn't even touch her with Joyce."

?? Gu Yuan: "See a doctor first, and I'll see how to solve it when I get back."

?? Qi Jing: "Sterilized, he may not be suitable for a wife."

??Gu Yuan: "..."

?? Jason: "!"

??Bai Yi knows what this Maine Coon cat does all day long, but he doesn't understand why the boss cat doesn't want the little princess.

??No, Bai Yi's disaster is coming.

??Since Ba Zongmao doesn't accept the little princess, then this little princess must belong to Bai Yi.

??Qi Jing said: "Little cutie, since that Maine doesn't know what to do, then this little princess will be his wife. Look how beautiful she is, right? You must treat her well."

??Little Princess: "Hmph, the two male cats are both trash, none of them are useful."

??Ba Zong Mao: "Huh? Are you serious about finding a wife for a kitten? They are both kittens, what's the matter?"

?? Bai Yi: "Hey, if I were a human, I would definitely love this little princess to death. She is beautiful and can act like a baby. Which shit-shoveling officer doesn't love it, but unfortunately, I am a cat now. Why? What to do? You can't treat her as a pet."

??Qi Jing took Ba Zong Mao to the pet hospital, Ba Zong Mao still seemed very happy, as if he could escape the clutches of Twolegs by going out this door.

??There are only two cats left in the house, Bai Yi and the little princess. The shit shoveler and the other cat are gone, so we must seize the opportunity to do something that we love.

?? "Meow." Little brother, you see that I am so cute, you must like me very much, right?Don't be so cruel to me, I'm a purebred Maine and you're taking advantage of me.

?? "Woo." Little sister, it's not that I don't like you, it's because I have a problem, and our body shapes are too different. Look at how big I am, a cutie.

??The little mother cat doesn't care, she wants to rub all her scent on Bai Yi's body, making Bai Yi excited.

??Seeing that the situation was getting out of hand, the little princess didn't want to let him go.

??Bai Yi recalled some of the experience she had accumulated in keeping pets in those years. Since she can't fight by herself, she should treat the little princess as her own pet.

??Little pet cats face such a situation, just rub her with a cotton swab.

??Bai Yi started rummaging through boxes and cabinets to find cotton swabs for the little princess.

??Finally found a box of cotton swabs in the drawer of the coffee table. He pulled it open, took one out, and ran to the cat room.

??The little princess was still lying on her stomach, Bai Yi threw the cotton swab away, and looked around blankly.

?? Well, only his cubs are around.

?? He took the other end of the cotton swab and began to "serve" the little princess, who raised her butt very high.

?? Bai Yi: "Sin, I think I am a majestic male raccoon cat, but it is useless, and I have to use this method to turn off the princess. Really, I have never seen a more cowardly cat than me. No. , that Overlord Maine is even more cowardly, Bai has grown so big!"

??Bai Yi may have exerted a little force and hurt the princess. The princess screamed, got up and ran away.

??The little princess: "I'll fuck it, the technique is so poor, it hurts the baby."

??Bai Yi threw the cotton swab on the ground in a daze. After thinking about it, he threw it into the trash can to destroy the corpse.

??He went back to his nest anxiously, got down on the ground, and pretended nothing happened.

??He just did something that all shit-shoveling officers would do. He didn't do anything shameful, woo woo woo.

?? Qi Jing took Ba Zongmao to the veterinarian. The veterinarian said that nothing happened to him, and he didn't have any physical discomfort.

?? This made Qi Jing puzzled. He told the veterinarian all the behaviors of Ba Zongmao, but even the veterinarian didn't know what was going on with him.

??I did a full body check, but still didn't find any problems. The veterinarian suggested: "Sterilize, you won't have such troubles after neutering, once and for all, now the neutering package is doing activities, and we will take care of the whole process. A set of Maine Coon cats is only more than 3 yuan, you can think about it, otherwise it will always disturb you, so it’s better to be early.”

?? Qi Jing wanted to laugh for no reason, but he was afraid that Gu Yuan would get angry and get into trouble with him, so he had to take Maine home.

?? Maine didn't even know it, and he nearly lost his bell.

?? He originally thought that he could escape by going out, but he was forced to do all kinds of things that made the cat unbelievable. He didn't understand what he was doing.

??Forcibly held down for various inspections, after the completion, the whole cat is dead, and there is nothing to love in life.

?? In this way, his opportunity came and went.

??He was carried home by Twoleg again, and when he got home, he walked towards his throne, passing by the kitten, who was licking the fur of the kittens.

??The smell on his body was still very strong. The Maine Coon resisted the impulse and climbed onto his throne, overlooking the raccoon cat from a high place.

??The raccoon cat also raised its eyes to look at him, then lowered its head again, to be licked and cleaned by the cubs.

??Bai Yi saw that he came back. Judging by his appearance, he must have not been sterilized, otherwise he would not have come back so gracefully.

?? He climbed onto the cat climbing frame and continued to be cold, but nothing seemed to change.

?? But the little princess has changed, and her estrous period seems to have passed like this.

??Because she no longer meows irritably, and no longer pesters Bai Yi and the shit-shoveling officer, she has become very obedient.

??Qi Jing thought that something was wrong with Bai Yi and the little princess, so he smiled mischievously, pointed at Bai Yi and said, "Little cutie, you are not honest, and you secretly bridal with your wife while I was away?"

?? Bai Yi's cat face sank slightly: "Meow."

??No, nothing really happened between me and her. Don't talk nonsense. I just rubbed her with a cotton swab, which may hurt her.

?? But soon, Bai Yi jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't wash himself out.

??The little princess is pregnant, and her belly is round.

?? When Qi Jing found out that the little princess was pregnant, she was also pleasantly surprised.

?? Exactly one month later, Gu Yuan also came back. He came to Qijing's house to pick up the Maine Coon cat.

?? Qi Jing pointed to the little princess and said to Gu Yuan: "Look at the wife I found for Joyce, but unfortunately, he doesn't like it, so I can only give her to my little raccoon cat as a wife, although it's a bit of a waste of her dignity pedigree, but who made your Maine family too useless."

?? Gu Yuan's face darkened slightly: "He deserves to be single for the rest of his life. I won't find a wife for him in the future. Let's arrange for sterilization."

??Qi Jing smiled in a ruffian way: "The little princess has a cub of my little raccoon cat, come and see it when the time comes."

??Ba Zong Maine can understand some simple Chinese, such as raccoon cat, cub, wife and so on.

??Because Twolegs often calls his shit-shoveling officer wife, so he thinks wife is a good name.

?? He heard them talking about Cubs, and he thought they were talking about the little female cat’s Cubs, but when his shit-shoveling officer carried him home, he pulled his ears furiously: “That little cat The raccoon cats already have wives, but you haven't, so are you going to lose the cat?"

??Jason: Huh?wife?Lihuamao has a wife?Do kittens need to find a wife too?

?? It wasn't until he got into the shit shovel officer's car and saw the little cihuamao looking at him through the window through the car window that he felt a little lost.

?? He looked at the little raccoon cat, and suddenly he was reluctant to leave. He called out to the excrement shoveler: "Meow."

?? The trembling voice was too much.

??The shit shovel officer hugged him and asked, "What are you doing?"

??He yelled at the raccoon cat on the top floor: "Meow."

??He is looking at me, is he reluctant to part with me??

?? Shit Shovel Officer, let's discuss it. You'd better let me live with that raccoon cat. Life without a cat is not fun at all.

??The excrement shoveler probably understood what he meant, glanced at the cihuamao, and asked him: "The cihuamao has a wife, what can you do? They are all male cats, why is there such a big gap?"

??Jason: "Woo?" Male cat?Isn't the little tabby cat a female cat?How did you become a tomcat?

??Is the raccoon cat a male cat? Then why can he still raise cubs??Aren't only mother cats raising kittens?

??Um?No, his brother appeared as a baby daddy in those years.

?? Jason: "!"

??No way, no way, the little female cat I always thought was my brother, right?

?? My brother should not be the only cat in this world who can raise cubs, right?

??Although he thought so in his heart, Jason suddenly found that his heart was beating so fast.

?? How did he recognize a male cat as a female cat before?

??No, he has to confirm again, what if the raccoon cat is really his brother?

?? The overlord Maine who just got in the car slipped out the moment the shit shoveler closed the car door, and started running with his four jiojios. He didn't know how to take the elevator, so he went to climb the stairs.

??Gu Yuan yelled from behind: "Joyce! What are you doing!"

?? Maine turned a deaf ear and climbed from the first floor to the sixth floor. Qi Jing opened the door and wanted to say something, only to see the cihua cat rushing directly to his house, and the cihuamao directly pressed the cihua cat in front of the floor-to-ceiling window on the ground.

??The raccoon cat was frightened and kept attacking Maine Coon's face with its claws.

??Who knew, the Maine Coon cat lowered its head and sniffed his belly, then looked at his bell carefully, and licked its mouth.

??Bai Yi: "..."Damn, how can a fragile egg stand up to your sandpaper?

?? But Maine was too strong, and Bai Yi couldn't break free at all, so he could only keep roaring angrily.

?? "Aww, aww."

?? It was Qi Jing who came in and threw Maine away, and Bai Yi was able to escape. He quickly climbed up the cat climbing frame and distanced himself from him.

?? Gu Yuan has arrived. He stood at the door of Qi Jing's house, angrily not knowing what to say.

?? Come in and scoop up Maine and slap him on the ass.

?? "Now you can learn to be wild, right? Even if I don't care about it, you want to rebel?"

?? Maine didn't even make a sound, he just looked at the cihuamao on the cat climbing frame, and then, under the terrified and puzzled eyes of the cihuamao, was taken away by his family's excrement shoveler.

??He is really a male cat, but the bell is relatively small and not obvious. Just now he saw clearly that it is indeed a male cat.

??Could it be brother?

??Jensen didn't know, but he felt that his heart was full of hope at this moment. He kept watching the raccoon cat on the cat climbing frame until he was taken away by the shit shoveler and stuffed into the car again.

?? He was taken home by the shit shoveling officer, but he was still looking in the direction of the villa. He wanted to see if the raccoon cat was still there.

??He should always be here with Twolegs, right?They should still have a chance to meet again, right?

?? But when will we meet next time?

??he does not know.

??Bai Yi was really terrified. This bad bastard ran away and even came back to hold him and lick his bell. What kind of perverted cat is this?

?? Scared the cat to death.

?? But the overlord Maine finally left, and the house became deserted in an instant.

??The situation of the little princess is not optimistic. Her belly is growing at a speed visible to the naked eye. Bai Yi can swear to God, he really didn't do anything to the little princess.

??Qi Jing had to take her to the pet hospital, only to find out that the little princess was falsely pregnant after an examination.

?? The doctor explained to Qi Jing: "After mating with a male cat, she didn't become pregnant, but ovulation was stimulated, so the corpus luteum formed in the ovary. If the female cat is not pregnant, the corpus luteum will disappear quickly. But this If things don’t disappear, if they exist for a long time, the levels of progesterone and estrogen will continue to rise, forming a false pregnancy and producing milk.”

?? Qi Jing: "..."

??It seems that his little cutie is not good either.

??It's really hard for his little princess, and he is reluctant to be neutered. After all, he bought this Maine Coon cat at a big price.

?? It's another headache. Raising a cat is really troublesome. Let's give her to A Yuan later. She was originally looking for a daughter-in-law for his nephew.

?? In the evening, Qi Jing called Gu Yuan, and the two excrement scavengers began to exchange ideas on raising cats.

?? Bai Yi nestled in Qi Jing's arms, listening to him and his lover getting tired.

?? "Honey, my little princess has a fake pregnancy. It seems that my little cutie can't do it either, and she didn't get pregnant."

?? Gu Yuan over there is still taking care of Maine's emotions.

?? "Joyce doesn't know what's going on, he stopped eating raw food, and his appetite doesn't seem to be very good. What have you given him these days?"

"What I can give him to eat is that he and my cihuamao compete for food. This month, he is basically at the cihuamao's rice bowl."

?? "No way, he has been eating raw meat, changed his taste?"

?? "It should be. He can eat the meals of my cute family of five by himself. He has a big appetite."

?? "Okay, then I have to change the recipe for him."

?? While the two were talking, the Maine Coon cat suddenly purred, which startled Bai Yi.

??He seemed to have something to say, and anxiously scratched Gu Yuan's phone with his claws, but he didn't dare to really scratch him, for fear that his sharp claws would hurt the shit-shoveling officer.

??Bai Yi heard his trembling cry, and responded: "Meow."

?? Maine over there was stunned for a while, and suddenly went crazy: "Wow~"

?? Gu Yuan was helpless: "He grabbed the phone from me."

?? Qi Jing: "He may miss my cute little cat, A Yuan, do you think he likes my raccoon cat?"

?? Gu Yuan: "...I can't, your raccoon cat is male."

??Qi Jing: "You already like me, why can't your cat like my cat?"

??Gu Yuan: "...Who likes you? You really like to put gold on your face."

??Qi Jing laughed and said in a susu voice, "You don't like me, but you still let me fuck? Huh? Are you so casual?"

??Bai Yi: "..." Hey, I said, just call when you two are on the phone, and don't take the conversation in strange directions, okay?

??The two shit-shoveling officers were showing their affection, Bai Yi simply jumped off Qi Jing's embrace and went to find his cubs.

?? Can't stand it.

?? On the other side, Maine was in a hurry.

?? It was the first time that Gu Yuan saw him barking so frequently. His beautiful copper-colored eyes stared at Gu Yuan, constantly "Wow wow wow".

?? "Shit Shovel Officer, let's go find your Twolegs, okay? Let's go now! You should hurry up and get ready!"

??Seeing that the shit-shoveling officer is indifferent, it makes Joyce very anxious.

?? "Wow." I want to see if that raccoon cat is my brother, but you take me there, woo woo, if you don't take me, I can go by myself.

??You should put me in foster care with Twolegs, don't come back.

?? Gu Yuan definitely didn't know what he was thinking, but in the next few days, his cat became a little anorexic, which made Gu Yuan very anxious.

?? Not only Gu Yuan was worried, but the fans were also worried, not knowing what happened to him.

??It wasn't until Qi Jing brought the little princess to Gu Yuan's house in the middle of the night that the Maine, who had been decadent for a long time, excitedly jumped off the cat climbing frame and rushed towards Qi Jing.

??He kept using his body to rub against Qi Jing's leg, and the little princess looked at Maine and turned her face away in disdain.

??Hmph, it's this good-for-nothing man again, I don't want to see him.

?? Qi Jing was surprised. He squatted down and touched Maine's head, and asked Gu Yuan: "Why does he seem to like me more than you now?"

?? Gu Yuan looked indifferent: "I don't like you, please don't be like this."

??Qi Jing hugged Maine and smiled softly: "I came here tonight because I missed you."

??Gu Yuan didn't answer.

?? It took a long time to say: "Stop coming to me, and be careful of being caught."

?? Qi Jing dropped Maine, stepped forward and hugged Gu Yuan from behind, resting his chin on his shoulder: "Honey, I haven't seen you for so long, and you don't miss me either."

?? Gu Yuan was making milk, his slender fingers trembling slightly: "It's no good thinking about you."

??Qi Jing sticks to him, letting him feel his passion.

?? "Why is it no good? Do you dare to say that you don't miss your husband here?"

??Gu Yuan sensed Qi Jing, put down the cup in his hand, turned around, pushed the cup aside, and sat on the desk next to the water dispenser.

?? Reaching out to hug Qi Jing's neck, Gu Yuan asked: "Who wants to miss you? I'm a playboy, and I don't have a habit of seeking abuse."

?? Qi Jing: "But my wife, your actions tell me that you want me?"

?? Gu Yuan: "It's long-winded."

??He lowered his head and kissed him, completely ignoring Maine who was running around anxiously on the ground.

?? Jason: "..."

??Damn, why are Twolegs so annoying, why are you looking at me?

??Why does his shit-shoveling officer behave like this every time this Twoleg comes to the house?

??Their mouths touch each other, are they inseparable?

?? Stick together?What is this doing?

??Jensen squatted there expressionlessly, and the more he watched, the more angry he jumped on the desk, squatting to look at them.

??Gu Yuan closed his eyes, Qi Jing glanced at Maine, and kissed him deeper.

??Jason: "The mouths of the Twolegs are glued together. Will it be comfortable? Although I have wanted to do this with my brother many times, but due to restrictions, my brother and I have never been glued together."

?? "Is my brother the raccoon cat? If so, I really want to see him again!"

?? "Meow!" You two don't kiss, quickly take me to the raccoon cat, Twolegs!

?? But no matter what he called, the two two-legged beasts turned a deaf ear, and were even pushed off the desk by his shit-shoveling officer.

??The author has something to say: Jason: Another day of hating Twolegs.

?? Two-legged Beast Qi Jing: I don't have a wife, so why not allow others to have wives?

??Jason: Sorry, I have a wife, brother, let them be fierce!

??Bai Yi: Get out, you two.