How hard is it to raise a bug?

Chapter 90 What to Eat Today

After making sure that the audience had enough dog food, Yu Mengruo closed the live broadcast room, and continued to eat corn while directing the star thief who was hiding far away from the camera.

"Okay, stop the machine quickly. Put on the camouflage cloth with the invisibility function. You have been hiding in the underground lair of the primitive Zerg these few days, and you are not allowed to come out, you know?"

The Star Bandit who served in the barren star where Yu Mengruo broadcasted the live broadcast this time happened to be the female named Tang who persuaded their boss to kidnap Yu Mengruo.

After Yu Mengruo interrogated the star robbers, he already knew that the reason why he was so lucky to meet the star robbers last time was because of this guy's pick of the head.

So this live broadcast will choose this place, because Yu Mengruo thinks that the male Xiaotang is very auspicious--it is inevitable that the children who grew up in the big flower family have the habit of wanting to get a lottery before doing things.

Tang didn't know that he was a mascot in the eyes of the male insects, so he said submissively: "I know, I know, my lord! I will definitely hide and never show my head! But, but, there will really be male insects without eyes that will come to you Grab land?"

He had selective amnesia, never mentioning that his former boss was also such a blind male, flatteringly said, "My lord, if there is anything that needs me, please tell me! If there is something that is not worthy of Sharka Miscellaneous soldiers who are going to fight, you can send me to fight! Let me tell you, although the female servants of other males are better than me, they are all slick and useless guys. I can beat them in fighting It's much easier to let go!"

Yu Mengruo was happy at first, but after listening to Tang's words, he suddenly became vigilant, turned his head and warned, "I tell you, don't make trouble for me, run out on your own and scare away those Zergs! I'm just counting on They helped me build a brand new assembly line on this planet! An assembly line is very expensive, you know? If you scare them away and can’t afford my loss, I’ll take you away and let you do the spirit for me A sparring partner for powerful attacks!"

Tang flattered and slapped the horse's leg. Thinking of how the boss was killed by one blow, he was so frightened that his knees gave way and he knelt on the ground, before begging for mercy.

Sharka, who was eating baked potatoes silently, heard what the hero said, and suddenly interjected: "My lord, if you lack mental power to attack as a training partner, you can take him back directly, don't worry about the lack of labor on this planet. Anyway Those males will not build their own assembly lines when they land here, they will definitely bring their own females, and there may be more than one, and they will just detain their females when the time comes."

Yu Mengruo obeyed obediently: "That's right, Rusha, what you said makes sense!"

Sharka continued to point out: "Except for the male insects, which are useless and troublesome to kill, they can be sent to the Second Legion to apply for arbitration points for mental damage. Other female insects, spaceships and equipment can all be deducted."

Yu Mengruo: "Alright Sasha, let's do this!"

Tang Zai didn't dare to intervene when Yu Mengruo and Sharka were talking. When they finally finished discussing, he was so frightened that he burst into tears, and begged without dignity: "Don't, my lord——! I'm too weak, I won't It is suitable as a sparring partner. A female like me should mine until she dies. Those male servants are more suitable to be taken by your side! Whether a female is good-looking or not is very important, and the same is true for a good-looking female who is attacked by a spirit It’s interesting to see, a female insect like me is attacked and hurts my eyes, my lord—! My lord—! I’m sure it’s okay to stay underground, my lord—!”

Sharka glanced at Tang and said coldly, "Shut your mouth and cry softly."

Why does the male lord always encounter such unruly females? This is too much of a headache for Sharka.

Tang gasped in fright and quickly fell silent.

Yu Mengruo was also taken aback.Although he felt that what Tang said was reasonable (he cried so much that his eyes were so hot), he still tactfully expressed his loyalty immediately: "Shusha, don't be angry! Don't listen to this guy's nonsense, I don't want to be attacked. It’s by my side! I think females with hot eyes are better when attacked, they can exercise my willpower!”

Tang was distraught, lying on the ground with his mouth covered, and wept silently: Fuck, I'm really a badass, why was I so stupid back then, thinking I had the strength to rob these two devils!I was really screwed to death by my own stupidity! ! !

……

Before the males came, Yu Mengruo ran all over the surrounding asteroids, hid all the mining assembly lines, and let the primitive Zerg and star thief prisoners hide in the underground lair like Tang did, and then took the The nano-robots equipped with camera devices were scattered to every planet, and the primitive Zerg also helped him watch the wind, waiting for the arrival of the male insects Anthony mentioned.

Anthony didn't lie. A few days later, Du Kun drove a spaceship into Yu Mengruo's territory, and happened to land on Tang's planet.

——This male really thinks that Yu Mengruo is no threat, so he doesn't persuade other males to take the lead. He can't wait to run to the planet closest to Yu Mengru to occupy the territory.

In B612, Yu Mengruo noticed the guests on his territory for the first time, watched Du Kun's spaceship carefully, and said with emotion: "That's great, it looks very expensive, full of money..."

Sharka asked, "What should this be called? Is it also called a scavenger?"

Yu Mengruo seized the time to check the price of this spaceship, and resolutely refused: "No, although its previous owner was not much, but it is so beautiful and so expensive, how can it be compared with Scavenger 1, I decided to call it Wild Pearl No. 1."

After renaming Du Kun's car, Yu Mengruo did not act immediately, but silently waited for the other males to take their seats.

After Du Kun, three other males appeared around B612 one after another.

These males who come to make troubles are not all stupid like Du Kun, and the money comes quickly. According to Yu Mengruo's evaluation standard, no one's spaceship is qualified to be called a pearl. The males decided to call them self-help salmon No. 1-3 No., which means "although it is not so beautiful, it should be delicious if it looks fresh and tender".

Moreover, these males really brought more than one female, and the average quality of the females around them seemed to be much higher than that of the female star thieves—hmm!Great, sure to be able to do more heavy and complex jobs than mining in the future.

Generally speaking, Yu Mengruo is quite satisfied with this wave of free food delivery.

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In order to pass on the most accurate first-hand information to Yu Mengruo, Anthony also joined the small enclosure group and became the last male to arrive, and told Yu Mengruo: "My lord, you can start to act!"

Anthony's spaceship was as beautiful as Du Kun's, and Yu Mengruo couldn't help being a little greedy.But reason told him: to restrain himself, not to snatch a spaceship just by looking at it, after all, he is now a lord and has not yet changed his career to be an interstellar pirate.

Yu Mengruo got on the flying shark driven by Sharka, turned on the stealth flight mode, and quietly drove to the desolate star where Du Kun was.

At the same time, he asked Xiao Ten to help him invade all the networks of the Zergs. Without cutting off the network, he set all the new news related to himself as a mask word, so as not to make too much noise after the live broadcast will be broadcast by other Zergs. Noticed that any one of these males ran away, he would be very distressed, their spaceships are all numbered now!

The flying shark landed on the deserted star without disturbing Du Kun and his females, and it was still morning.

Du Kun had just left the gathering that was not suitable for children for several days, and he had just fallen asleep with the routine he had cultivated in the past few days of having fun.The other females who stayed with him all night were also very tired. Only the two most unfavored females staggered out of the spaceship, listlessly tinkling and assembling the mining machinery assembly line.

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Since the most conspicuous mining area on this barren star is the one where Yu Mengruo has built an assembly line, the location where they are working is actually not far from Yu Mengruo's assembly line.

Fortunately, Du Kun was here to make trouble and was very rich. He didn't expect to make money on this planet at all, so he settled in the most open place in the mining area, completely eliminating the need for exploration, and started assembling machinery nearby, while Yu Mengruo The original Zerg and star thieves have been cleared of the traces of their activities in advance, and expensive high-tech "stealth" camouflage has been covered on the machine, so they didn't realize that there was already a mining device here.

Sharka parked the flying shark in the forest very close to the mining area, and the primitive Zerg immediately swarmed up to help cover up the mecha.

Yu Mengruo turned on the live broadcast.

The male worm dressed up carefully for today's live broadcast, and just now on the flying shark forced Sharka to make an emergency mask with him.

He used to wear fresh and cute casual clothes to highlight his youthful beauty, so that the audience can understand and sympathize with his temporary weakness to the greatest extent, and then turn his weakness into a tool that is easy to use.

But today, if Yu Mengruo came to show off his force value, the public will be impressed, so his style of dressing is completely different from the past. He specially put on the military camouflage uniform he bought at a store near the Second Army, paired with neat black military boots, and brought Tactical gloves were tightly tied around the waist with a wide armed belt, making the legs appear long and straight, the waist narrow, and even the height seemed to have grown several centimeters out of thin air.

The illusion of looking in the mirror gave the male confidence. When he first put on this suit, he went to Sharka's side to measure the height difference between them.

In the end... um... he took his own humiliation, so leave!

Shalka saw his disappointment, and tried to comfort him, "Master, your height is already higher than the average height of males, so there is no need to compare with females. And I am taller among females..."

Yu Mengruo: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Don't say it, Shasha, please.

Ignoring this little episode, Yu Mengruo dressed up very handsomely today, looking very A.The audience in the live broadcast room really liked this style, and they all offered rainbow farts to praise the male worm's appearance in an all-round way.

Yu Mengruo said enthusiastically to the camera: "Hello everyone! Last time we broadcasted live, I picked and ate what I grew. Today we will change the way and go to the forest to find something to fill our stomachs."

Yu Mengruo stepped aside to move away from the C seat, and guided the audience to look at Sharka with his palms up, "As for what we eat today, Shasha has the final say."

Sharka nodded towards the camera.Although not as enthusiastic as the male worm, since Yu Mengruo indicated that he would take the lead, he would not let the live broadcast remain silent, and then explained: "Generally speaking, there will be a lot of food that can satisfy the hunger on undeveloped desolate stars, but there is a lack of food. Experienced Zerg, it is best not to try to imitate at will..."

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand, and Yu Mengruo naturally put his hand on it, side by side with Sharka, and walked towards the mining area.

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