How hard is it to raise a bug?
Chapter 71
Although it was a plan to delay the attack when going to eat, by the time Yu Mengruo ran out of the base, the two females had basically prepared the barbecue.
Now that the male said he wanted to eat, Sharka took out the marinated small pieces of roast meat and put them on the grill.
When arriving at the B612 asteroid, J10 put a bottle of Laoganma in Yu Mengruo's system backpack as an encouragement for landing.But this bottle of holy seasoning is so precious, no matter how unpalatable the convenience food is, Yu Mengruo never thought of inviting it out—because those convenience foods of the Zerg race are not worthy of them!
He secretly took out the seasoning from the backpack with Wright on his back, carefully scooped out a spoonful and placed it on a small plate, brought it to the dining table, and then released the sealed terminal camera.
The fans were not angry after being sidelined for so long. Instead, they took advantage of the anchor's absence and chatted with relish.But they are also very alert, shutting up as soon as they find the camera is back on, quietly pretending that they have not made a fuss before.
Yu Mengruo also pretended nothing happened, and first patted Sharka who was grilling meat.
Sharka picked out a small piece of roasted meat from the baking tray, blew it and fed it to Yu Mengruo, Yu Mengruo opened his mouth to catch it, chewed it twice, his eyes lit up, and he raised his head in satisfaction. Thumb—it's been almost two months since he had eaten such fresh ingredients: "It's delicious! Sasha, I didn't expect your craftsmanship to be so good!"
Sharka couldn't accept this compliment calmly, and said pertinently: "No, Xiongzhu. I only have better barbecue... But don't worry, I will study hard and improve my cooking skills as soon as possible!"
Yu Mengruo leaned over, grabbed a piece of lettuce and held it in the palm of his hand, lowered his head to pick and choose, while pointing to a piece of meat he was looking forward to, motioning Sharka to pick it up for himself, and said sweetly: "It's okay, Sha Sha, you can make barbecue. It’s okay, I like to eat barbecue, I can eat it for a month, and I will never get tired of it.”
Sharka couldn't help laughing, and put the roast on the lettuce as the male asked.Still, he said sternly, "Thanks, but of course I can't make you eat roasts all the time."
Yu Mengruo was a little distracted, and didn't notice what Sharka said—his attention was on his own hands, and he added a little bit of Laoganma carefully.Then, the well-bred male suddenly opened his mouth wide, stuffed a small ball of vegetable buns into his mouth, and began to chew hard.
A few seconds later, the male's eyes began to shine again, and after staring round for a while, the eyes were visibly filled with happiness and glowed with water.After a while, he closed his eyes drunkenly, and a tear trickled out of the corner of his eyes.
Sharka looked at Yu Mengruo amusedly, and asked softly, "Is it really that delicious?"
The male worm nodded desperately, and said with a slightly choked voice: "Really, really! It's so delicious, rustling...I'm so happy..."
Sharka felt that the hero was really cute, but he was too easy to raise and looked a little pitiful. He bowed his head and kissed him, and picked out the barbecued meat for him, "Then eat more while it's hot."
The male obediently took the plate and left, returned to the table to study the fixed camera and started eating and broadcasting.
——That's right, as an anchor, Yu Mengruo's positioning for this live broadcast is to whet everyone's appetite and make a successful eating and broadcasting.Although it is not easy to be successful in eating and broadcasting, but fortunately, Yu Mengruo's table manners are not bad, and he doesn't need to practice the stunt of eating without rubbing lipstick like human ladies, and he doesn't need to be a big eater. selling point.
Just eat well, it’s easy, after eating so much travel food, now he doesn’t need to mobilize his emotions to act “delicious” when eating barbecue, and even needs to restrain his emotions, except for wiping his mouth from time to time , but also change a clean wet towel to wipe the tears of happiness in the corners of the eyes.
Because he was so focused, he didn't realize that the audience in the live broadcast room were actually looking up at him in awe.
[Friends, do you have a lot of question marks? 】
[Yes, I have!What the hell is this meat?Also, what kind of plant leaves are those? What is the strange condiment that the anchor adds a spoonful of every time? Will it have hallucinogenic effects?Could it be that the anchor has been contaminated with something that shouldn't be? ! 】
[Calm down, that's Sharka's hero, and Sharka didn't try to persuade him that it's not delicious, so it must be fine. 】
[Why is the anchor's lips getting redder?Why is the anchor crying all the time, you...why are you so pure?The expression of the anchor, this look in the eyes ah ah ah ah! 】
[Ah, ah, I understand you, my love for the host has been tarnished!I don't want to go bad, but I really can't resist it!Master Sharka is really a peerless fierce female with a will like steel!How on earth did he manage to face this expression with a smile full of brilliance and send the anchor away, if it were me!I want to mouth! ! ! ! 】
【Excited friends, do you want to take a cold bath to calm down?How come I forgot the plot of the last episode so quickly? Sharka can maintain his brilliance because he is not hungry. He has already talked on the sofa bed, the bay window, and the carpet before. 】
[Some viewers are starting to die again, I seriously warn you, I won’t be angry if I miss the base introduced by the anchor, but if you let me miss the episode that is being broadcast now, I will definitely ask you to a duel! 】
Under the reminder of some rational viewers, the fans in the live broadcast room suddenly realized that while they were busy with recording and taking screenshots, they began to re-edit and speak to purify the live broadcast room, creating a harmonious and friendly atmosphere where foodies gathered.Whenever you find a barrage that is in danger of sliding into disharmony, you will rush to it and start swiping the screen with harmonious, healthy and on-point content.
[So, what kind of meat is it? It looks so delicious, I really want to eat it! 】
[The dishes are also very tender and moist, I really want to know what it tastes like. 】
【And that sauce...】
Because the fans spontaneously maintained order, when Yu Mengruo's excitement gradually calmed down, he paid attention to the barrage and comments again. He didn't find out what happened in the live broadcast room at all, and he didn't know that he would wash his mother's fans just because of eating barbecue.Regarding the sudden increase in the number of viewers during the meal, Yu Mengruo mistakenly believed that it was all due to the lettuce and Laoganma.
Looking at the discussion about food on the full screen, when Sharka finished his work and pulled Wright to sit down, the naive male immediately asked the female to tell what the prey was today.
Sharka's knowledge is solid and can stand the test. In response to the request of the hero, he introduced all aspects of this prey clearly in a few simple sentences.
Yu Mengruo taught the two females how to eat again, and pointed the camera at the two of them expectantly, wanting to take a picture of them intoxicated with food.
The audience in the live broadcast room quietly observed all this, and secretly exchanged opinions.
[I hope that this barbecue will not be so delicious that all the Zerg will show mouthful expressions after eating it. 】
【Lord Sharka, I can!Gender is not an obstacle at all to a real face control, but that Xiao Lai... forget it. 】
But what made them a little regretful was that although Sharka was in a good mood when he ate it, he was not as exaggerated as Yu Mengruo. He sincerely but restrainedly praised the incredible sauce that the male worm got.
But when it was Wright's turn to stuff the vegetable buns into her mouth, the eye circles of the female insect turned red as she chewed.
Barrage: [Ah, no, my eyes!I do not want to look】
A second later, Wright, who couldn't eat spicy food, coughed violently, "Water, give me some water!"
Yu Mengruo's bright and moist eyes dried up in a second: I felt that the atmosphere I had worked so hard to create had completely collapsed and was completely ruined by Wright.Can't help but glance at Wright with dangerous and suspicious eyes in a place that the camera can't see, trying to see if this guy is messing with him.
Who knows what it feels like to be locked in by the mental power of a high-level male insect. Wright coughed and cried, but he still shouted with all his strength: "Spicy—it's so, so delicious!"
……
After eating barbecue, it ended this live broadcast which I don't know whether it was a success or a failure. Yu Mengruo didn't know whether he was in a good mood or a bad mood. He just expressed tiredly that he didn't want to go to the forest with the smell of barbecue, and wanted to go back to the base to take a shower and change his mind. clothing.
With the security system of the base fully activated to ensure the safety of the male worm, Sharka took the initiative to take over the task of sending Wright back to the mining area, and left with the tool worm who had been tortured all day. He educated him while driving on the road. Don't be so reckless in the future, and don't always talk to the males.
Although there are only three females on B612, Wright is not usually in front of them at all, and Sharka is not usually lively except for eloquent lectures.But they all left, and the surrounding suddenly became quiet, Yu Mengruo was still not used to it.
He finally decided not to procrastinate, called J10, intending to talk to him.
Sharka didn't know the existence of the system, and only guessed that everything he had now came from the arrangements and gifts of his biological parents.But Yu Mengruo knew that he would choose this kind of life, largely driven by the mission of J10.
Yu Mengruo asked: "Xiao Shi, Xiao Shi, are you there?"
The system appeared in response, acting as if it didn't know Yu Mengruo's troubles at all: "I've been here all the time, host, what's the matter?"
Yu Mengruo realized that he didn't really want to say anything, so he tried first: "Xiao Shi, there are obviously no aphids in my greenhouse, why did you issue me the task of eliminating aphids, are you lying to me?"
J10 was not stumped at all, and answered very smoothly: "Of course I didn't lie to you. Aphids will suck the juice of vegetables, and they will not directly bite out wormholes in the leaves of vegetables, which will only lead to deformed and reduced yields of vegetables..."
Yu Mengruo was very shocked: "What—! So I didn't complete the task, so you really didn't care about my lettuce?! Xiao Shi, I misread you! You are so cruel and heartless, how could you treat me like this!"
Although J10 is just an intelligent brain, it unexpectedly enjoyed the same treatment as Sharka, and experienced first-hand how difficult it is for males to operate.
However, J10 is also an advanced and powerful system, and he said calmly: "How could that be? Host. Of course I wouldn't treat you like that. Your lettuce did have aphids—a few trees in the greenhouse were affected The deformed leaves on the outermost layer of the plant are evidence. However, in order to protect the vegetables you planted for the first time from reducing yields, I have followed your instructions and mixed pesticides into the irrigation system in proportion to your greenhouse. processed."
The system said comprehensively: "So, I neither lied to you, nor will I let your interests suffer losses!"
Now that the male said he wanted to eat, Sharka took out the marinated small pieces of roast meat and put them on the grill.
When arriving at the B612 asteroid, J10 put a bottle of Laoganma in Yu Mengruo's system backpack as an encouragement for landing.But this bottle of holy seasoning is so precious, no matter how unpalatable the convenience food is, Yu Mengruo never thought of inviting it out—because those convenience foods of the Zerg race are not worthy of them!
He secretly took out the seasoning from the backpack with Wright on his back, carefully scooped out a spoonful and placed it on a small plate, brought it to the dining table, and then released the sealed terminal camera.
The fans were not angry after being sidelined for so long. Instead, they took advantage of the anchor's absence and chatted with relish.But they are also very alert, shutting up as soon as they find the camera is back on, quietly pretending that they have not made a fuss before.
Yu Mengruo also pretended nothing happened, and first patted Sharka who was grilling meat.
Sharka picked out a small piece of roasted meat from the baking tray, blew it and fed it to Yu Mengruo, Yu Mengruo opened his mouth to catch it, chewed it twice, his eyes lit up, and he raised his head in satisfaction. Thumb—it's been almost two months since he had eaten such fresh ingredients: "It's delicious! Sasha, I didn't expect your craftsmanship to be so good!"
Sharka couldn't accept this compliment calmly, and said pertinently: "No, Xiongzhu. I only have better barbecue... But don't worry, I will study hard and improve my cooking skills as soon as possible!"
Yu Mengruo leaned over, grabbed a piece of lettuce and held it in the palm of his hand, lowered his head to pick and choose, while pointing to a piece of meat he was looking forward to, motioning Sharka to pick it up for himself, and said sweetly: "It's okay, Sha Sha, you can make barbecue. It’s okay, I like to eat barbecue, I can eat it for a month, and I will never get tired of it.”
Sharka couldn't help laughing, and put the roast on the lettuce as the male asked.Still, he said sternly, "Thanks, but of course I can't make you eat roasts all the time."
Yu Mengruo was a little distracted, and didn't notice what Sharka said—his attention was on his own hands, and he added a little bit of Laoganma carefully.Then, the well-bred male suddenly opened his mouth wide, stuffed a small ball of vegetable buns into his mouth, and began to chew hard.
A few seconds later, the male's eyes began to shine again, and after staring round for a while, the eyes were visibly filled with happiness and glowed with water.After a while, he closed his eyes drunkenly, and a tear trickled out of the corner of his eyes.
Sharka looked at Yu Mengruo amusedly, and asked softly, "Is it really that delicious?"
The male worm nodded desperately, and said with a slightly choked voice: "Really, really! It's so delicious, rustling...I'm so happy..."
Sharka felt that the hero was really cute, but he was too easy to raise and looked a little pitiful. He bowed his head and kissed him, and picked out the barbecued meat for him, "Then eat more while it's hot."
The male obediently took the plate and left, returned to the table to study the fixed camera and started eating and broadcasting.
——That's right, as an anchor, Yu Mengruo's positioning for this live broadcast is to whet everyone's appetite and make a successful eating and broadcasting.Although it is not easy to be successful in eating and broadcasting, but fortunately, Yu Mengruo's table manners are not bad, and he doesn't need to practice the stunt of eating without rubbing lipstick like human ladies, and he doesn't need to be a big eater. selling point.
Just eat well, it’s easy, after eating so much travel food, now he doesn’t need to mobilize his emotions to act “delicious” when eating barbecue, and even needs to restrain his emotions, except for wiping his mouth from time to time , but also change a clean wet towel to wipe the tears of happiness in the corners of the eyes.
Because he was so focused, he didn't realize that the audience in the live broadcast room were actually looking up at him in awe.
[Friends, do you have a lot of question marks? 】
[Yes, I have!What the hell is this meat?Also, what kind of plant leaves are those? What is the strange condiment that the anchor adds a spoonful of every time? Will it have hallucinogenic effects?Could it be that the anchor has been contaminated with something that shouldn't be? ! 】
[Calm down, that's Sharka's hero, and Sharka didn't try to persuade him that it's not delicious, so it must be fine. 】
[Why is the anchor's lips getting redder?Why is the anchor crying all the time, you...why are you so pure?The expression of the anchor, this look in the eyes ah ah ah ah! 】
[Ah, ah, I understand you, my love for the host has been tarnished!I don't want to go bad, but I really can't resist it!Master Sharka is really a peerless fierce female with a will like steel!How on earth did he manage to face this expression with a smile full of brilliance and send the anchor away, if it were me!I want to mouth! ! ! ! 】
【Excited friends, do you want to take a cold bath to calm down?How come I forgot the plot of the last episode so quickly? Sharka can maintain his brilliance because he is not hungry. He has already talked on the sofa bed, the bay window, and the carpet before. 】
[Some viewers are starting to die again, I seriously warn you, I won’t be angry if I miss the base introduced by the anchor, but if you let me miss the episode that is being broadcast now, I will definitely ask you to a duel! 】
Under the reminder of some rational viewers, the fans in the live broadcast room suddenly realized that while they were busy with recording and taking screenshots, they began to re-edit and speak to purify the live broadcast room, creating a harmonious and friendly atmosphere where foodies gathered.Whenever you find a barrage that is in danger of sliding into disharmony, you will rush to it and start swiping the screen with harmonious, healthy and on-point content.
[So, what kind of meat is it? It looks so delicious, I really want to eat it! 】
[The dishes are also very tender and moist, I really want to know what it tastes like. 】
【And that sauce...】
Because the fans spontaneously maintained order, when Yu Mengruo's excitement gradually calmed down, he paid attention to the barrage and comments again. He didn't find out what happened in the live broadcast room at all, and he didn't know that he would wash his mother's fans just because of eating barbecue.Regarding the sudden increase in the number of viewers during the meal, Yu Mengruo mistakenly believed that it was all due to the lettuce and Laoganma.
Looking at the discussion about food on the full screen, when Sharka finished his work and pulled Wright to sit down, the naive male immediately asked the female to tell what the prey was today.
Sharka's knowledge is solid and can stand the test. In response to the request of the hero, he introduced all aspects of this prey clearly in a few simple sentences.
Yu Mengruo taught the two females how to eat again, and pointed the camera at the two of them expectantly, wanting to take a picture of them intoxicated with food.
The audience in the live broadcast room quietly observed all this, and secretly exchanged opinions.
[I hope that this barbecue will not be so delicious that all the Zerg will show mouthful expressions after eating it. 】
【Lord Sharka, I can!Gender is not an obstacle at all to a real face control, but that Xiao Lai... forget it. 】
But what made them a little regretful was that although Sharka was in a good mood when he ate it, he was not as exaggerated as Yu Mengruo. He sincerely but restrainedly praised the incredible sauce that the male worm got.
But when it was Wright's turn to stuff the vegetable buns into her mouth, the eye circles of the female insect turned red as she chewed.
Barrage: [Ah, no, my eyes!I do not want to look】
A second later, Wright, who couldn't eat spicy food, coughed violently, "Water, give me some water!"
Yu Mengruo's bright and moist eyes dried up in a second: I felt that the atmosphere I had worked so hard to create had completely collapsed and was completely ruined by Wright.Can't help but glance at Wright with dangerous and suspicious eyes in a place that the camera can't see, trying to see if this guy is messing with him.
Who knows what it feels like to be locked in by the mental power of a high-level male insect. Wright coughed and cried, but he still shouted with all his strength: "Spicy—it's so, so delicious!"
……
After eating barbecue, it ended this live broadcast which I don't know whether it was a success or a failure. Yu Mengruo didn't know whether he was in a good mood or a bad mood. He just expressed tiredly that he didn't want to go to the forest with the smell of barbecue, and wanted to go back to the base to take a shower and change his mind. clothing.
With the security system of the base fully activated to ensure the safety of the male worm, Sharka took the initiative to take over the task of sending Wright back to the mining area, and left with the tool worm who had been tortured all day. He educated him while driving on the road. Don't be so reckless in the future, and don't always talk to the males.
Although there are only three females on B612, Wright is not usually in front of them at all, and Sharka is not usually lively except for eloquent lectures.But they all left, and the surrounding suddenly became quiet, Yu Mengruo was still not used to it.
He finally decided not to procrastinate, called J10, intending to talk to him.
Sharka didn't know the existence of the system, and only guessed that everything he had now came from the arrangements and gifts of his biological parents.But Yu Mengruo knew that he would choose this kind of life, largely driven by the mission of J10.
Yu Mengruo asked: "Xiao Shi, Xiao Shi, are you there?"
The system appeared in response, acting as if it didn't know Yu Mengruo's troubles at all: "I've been here all the time, host, what's the matter?"
Yu Mengruo realized that he didn't really want to say anything, so he tried first: "Xiao Shi, there are obviously no aphids in my greenhouse, why did you issue me the task of eliminating aphids, are you lying to me?"
J10 was not stumped at all, and answered very smoothly: "Of course I didn't lie to you. Aphids will suck the juice of vegetables, and they will not directly bite out wormholes in the leaves of vegetables, which will only lead to deformed and reduced yields of vegetables..."
Yu Mengruo was very shocked: "What—! So I didn't complete the task, so you really didn't care about my lettuce?! Xiao Shi, I misread you! You are so cruel and heartless, how could you treat me like this!"
Although J10 is just an intelligent brain, it unexpectedly enjoyed the same treatment as Sharka, and experienced first-hand how difficult it is for males to operate.
However, J10 is also an advanced and powerful system, and he said calmly: "How could that be? Host. Of course I wouldn't treat you like that. Your lettuce did have aphids—a few trees in the greenhouse were affected The deformed leaves on the outermost layer of the plant are evidence. However, in order to protect the vegetables you planted for the first time from reducing yields, I have followed your instructions and mixed pesticides into the irrigation system in proportion to your greenhouse. processed."
The system said comprehensively: "So, I neither lied to you, nor will I let your interests suffer losses!"
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