How hard is it to raise a bug?

At this time, Sharka was not in the mood to read the messages and bullet screens in the live broadcast room. He held Yu Mengruo's hand carefully, stared at him carefully, and said worriedly: "Master, let's go to the infirmary to check on you. mental power!"

Speaking of this, the female worm suddenly remembered something, turned her head and scanned the room, and accurately found the teacup that had been soaked in the drink, the trash can with too many tea bags, and the suitcase that had obviously been moved... Not long ago, she was busy pretending to faint, Marked and danced, Sharka's excellent insight also went offline briefly for a while, and then barely recovered a bit, and he was so eager to deal with Wright that he didn't notice the change in the cabin at all.Observing these details now, Sharka's heart skipped a beat, and a guess emerged—the hero, he must have taken the drink that drugged him by mistake, right?

So, the female quickly added: "Perhaps... it's better to have a full body check?"

Yu Mengruo finally shifted his attention from the door that was torn open miserably to Shaerka, and waved his hands desperately: "No, it really doesn't need to be so troublesome, Shasha, you believe me..."

Halfway through waving, Yu Mengruo suddenly discovered in despair——Shalka...he didn't wear a mask!He's in the mirror now!It just fell off the horse all of a sudden!

Up to now, the male worm still has no idea what kind of ups and downs the Internet has experienced since the last time he downloaded it.He also didn't know that the younger brother of the original body and the lieutenant general's adjutant were male and female, and they helped him plan a hype with twists, turns and drama.At this moment, Yu Mengruo's heart was almost overwhelmed by annoyance - ah, ah, due to his own negligence, he actually wasted such a valuable explosive point of Sharka's loss of horse!

Yu Mengruo weakly covered his face with one hand, forced himself to calm down, and said painfully, "Wait, wait for the matter of going to the infirmary..." God, with the oolong that happened today, will he be able to Because of this, he was forced to say goodbye to the Su Shuang character set he designed, and embarked on the road of no return for sand sculpture?

The male worm adjusted his emotions in the shortest possible time, then raised his head again, and explained to the camera firmly: "I am really sorry everyone, I, I will go to the infirmary for an examination, and I will tell you the result as soon as the examination is over. Everyone. Let’s stop here for today’s live broadcast, and see you later!”

After finishing speaking, Yu Mengruo resolutely turned off the live broadcast without looking at the content of the dense barrage.

He deliberately checked twice to make sure that the netizens would never hear what he was saying, so he continued to cover his face in pain, and explained to Sharka again and again: "I really fell asleep, Shasha, trust me, I really No discomfort!"

But Sharka was unmoved, and after being patient until Yu Mengruo closed the live broadcast room, he immediately stood up, bent down, and easily hugged Yu Mengruo horizontally, expressing the strongest attitude in the best tone possible: "I believe You, but going to the infirmary is not troublesome, and it won’t cost you much money, it’s a service you can enjoy for free as a male and a first-class passenger.”

When he realized that he was being picked up, and there was a female guard watching from behind, Yu Mengruo suddenly became completely Buddhist, and said the truth detachedly: "I...I just feel a little tired, I want to I want to sleep for a long time, and I want to cheat some gifts, so tell the audience that I am sick, and they will misunderstand. Sharka, put me down, okay?"

After finishing speaking, the male insect nervously leaned against Sarka's chest to keep a distance from him as much as possible, carefully observing the female's reaction: he felt that Sarka's eyes and emotions were both telling him that Sarka might be Want to hit him... Please!With Sharka's ability to tear the metal hatch with his hands, as long as Sharka dared to hit him, he would immediately kneel down—begging him not to die.

Under Yu Mengruo's watchful eyes, Sharka also calmed down a little bit-hitting is impossible. As a normal female, Sharka certainly has no intention of hitting Yu Mengruo.Moreover, it was the first time that the male lord called out his name properly instead of giving him some strange nickname, and the female finally realized that her behavior of forcibly hugging the male lord might have offended him again.

Apologetically, he insisted on holding the male insect and walked two steps forward to the bedside, put the male insect on the bed lightly, covered him with the quilt, and then skillfully half-kneeled by the bedside.

The hero didn't do anything wrong, everything was just a misunderstanding... Besides, after being marked, his trust level has risen sharply, and the hero has been able to directly express his truest thoughts, which is definitely a good start.Thinking of this, Sharka automatically adjusted his mentality, raised his hand and rubbed the soft hair of the male, and said softly, "Did I scare you just now?"

Yu Mengruo was startled when Sharka raised his hand, and dodged reflexively, reaching out to grab Sharka's wrist.Although his body was honest and honest, he didn't raise his vigilance mentally to make the marked female feel uncomfortable, and he could still deny Sanlian without any burden: "Of course it's not possible. I'm not afraid at all!"

……

When Sharka was busy shutting down (fearing) his hero, the popularity of the two keywords "firefly" and "Shalka" was rising rapidly at a terrifying speed.

Before, Deputy Yaheng was able to use his power to block the topic of "Firefly's obsession with Sharka". To put it bluntly, it was because the anchor "Firefly" was not popular enough. Yu Mengruo is just a male anchor who has just become well-known-Firefly The discussion among fans in the live broadcast room, Yu Jiru's revelations and secret provocations, and the fate of some Sharka fans and passers-by are all temporarily limited to a few hot posts on certain forums.

And Sharka is a female general who has been famous for more than [-] years and everyone has heard the name. He has just been injured, almost went to a military court, and was expelled from the military. His popularity has climbed to a new level. Although he disappeared in the public In view for a while, but not long enough to be forgotten.

The reason why the revelations about Yu Mengruo can be suppressed is because this incident has very little connection with Shalka, and it just ignited a little bit of Sarka's popularity.

But today, Sharka accidentally lost his horse, and Yu Mengruo shut down the live broadcast room without giving an explanation. The audience ate such a sudden big melon, but they couldn't speak freely in the live broadcast room. place for discussion.

The enthusiastic melon-eaters first brought the screen recordings from the Firefly live broadcast room to their usual chat forums to discuss.Then they immediately discovered that as long as they dare to open a post, the administrators dare to delete the post and seal the account.Originally, I had doubts about the proposition "whether the female firefly anchor is Sharka", but the website's resolute refusal to discuss it confirmed the authenticity of this matter.

In the era of Interstellar Internet, there must be more than one or two forums that can chat. Sharka is not the kind of Zerg that is only famous on one or two websites. A kind of instant chat program, various websites where Yaheng didn't say hello or said hello was useless.Various pictures, animations, and videos of Sharka rushing to the camera to care about the male worms were sent repeatedly, accompanied by ironclad evidence of deleted posts on the website to control comments. It is not difficult for the first batch of melon farmers to convince the Zerg relatives and friends who eat second-hand melons.

Similar conversations are going on among many, many different Zerg species.

[Let me sum it up. You mean, there is a young and beautiful little male who has just grown up. He admired and liked the Major General Sharka who used to be known as the God of War since he was a child. He once had a chance to meet Sharka when he was a child. He confessed his love when he was excited. Yes, because it happened to be the second term and I was too nervous, so I talked nonsense and thought about "how will we live after you and I get married in the future", which made the famous male-hating major general very angry and slapped him on the spot. Lost enthusiasm. 】

[Yes, that's it!In yesterday's post, many of his former classmates said that when he was desperate and wanted to marry other females, he still insisted on explaining that no matter how good a female is, he can only be his female attendant. Even if you are laughed at by your classmates, you have to persevere, so even though you were excellent in school, you have not been understood and accepted by your classmates, and you have been excluded and ridiculed by everyone... Woooooo, my sweet little anchor was at that time It's so pitiful. As a little male, he should be pampered, but he wants to be an enemy of the whole world for love. 】

【Wow, that is to say, no one can be his female queen except Sharka? 】

【yes!You are right, alas, I am so envious and jealous that my eyes bleed, no wonder everyone is sharpening their heads and wanting to join the army, my friend, to tell you the truth, if I am lucky enough to have a chance to be reborn, I will definitely not be afraid of hardships Tired, become stronger and join the army with one mind!I also want this kind of devoted little male, no matter how stupid and annoying his first confession is, I will not be angry when I look at his face!You don't know how good-looking Xiao Yingying is, so I really admire Sharka, the iron-blooded true female, who can say rejection to that face, the boss is the boss...]

【Then what?Give up on himself after being rejected, but find a way to marry Sharka as soon as he is relieved of his military service? 】

[It’s not like that, my friend!The progress you mentioned is a bit too routine.In fact, this is the case. Xiao Yingying gave up on herself and was decadent for love. At the critical moment of her adult promotion, she was unexpectedly downgraded and lost her memory.His ruthless and ruthless family trained him to be an elder who was not good at socializing, and even expelled him from the house directly. According to Xiao Yingying's knowledge of the Zerg, the last bit of care given to him by his male father It is to stuff a lot of rich old females into his marriage candidate list, so that he can live a life without worrying about food and clothing in the future. 】

[My God, this is too miserable.Then you said that he is now with Sharka, how did that happen? 】

[You asked my friend about the idea, and I don't know what's going on!Now I am scratching my head and want to know how they got together!I'm really curious...]

【Fuck... so you tell me the beginning and let me fall into the pit together? !Where is your conscience? 】

[Don't be angry, don't be angry, although I can't tell you the process, but I can tell you the result, the result is that Sharka is very nervous about his little male now!He is no longer the maverick Sharka he used to be. He is now a mediocre middle-aged female who only has his own hero in his eyes, and has two sets of evaluation criteria for the hero and the Zerg other than the hero. That's all!You can go to the video website to make up for Xiao Yingying's past live recordings. He has been cueing his own females since he started broadcasting. 】

[Ordinary, but there is a young, beautiful, gentle and dedicated male protagonist who will not give up even if he is rejected and still only likes him as a female... Wow, it is really ordinary, my friend. 】

[It's funny, the sand sculpture classmates of the little anchor don't even know that his female is Sharka, and even went to the Internet to complain about Sharka.They all said that he was not such a gentle male in the past, so they suspected that he was pretending to cheat netizens of money. 】

【The result is not, is he really that sweet? 】

[Yes, it's sweet and sweet.I don't know why, after amnesia, he turned into the gentle and cute male that Sharka likes. 】

[That... Isn't that very pitiful?Stop talking, I suddenly feel like crying.Could it be that the little male you mentioned is also because Sharka doesn't like him, so he doesn't like his past self very much. Even if he doesn't remember anything after amnesia, he still remembers this subconsciously, so he became what he is now look.Can Sharka still like the real him? 】

[You, I suddenly want to cry when you say that, my little Yingying is too pitiful, right?I feel sorry for him so much, to tell you the truth, I am also a brother who likes his gentleness and good looks, I am too superficial!There is no difference between me and Sharka!I must not be such a superficial fan in the future, I will go to Xiao Yingying's account to leave a message to support him, I will work hard and save money to reward him with gifts——! 】

[Calm down, my friend, how drunk are you with a few dishes? There is a big difference between you and Sharka, okay? 】

Females generally have high military literacy. Although they may not be as good as Sharka's famous detectives, they are not weak in keyboard detective skills.Although Yu Mengruo never disclosed how he met Sharka, as long as netizens are given enough time, it is not difficult to complete this blank plot.

Soon some netizens speculated that they probably met again in the hospital.Although it is a bit strange that D-level males can choose A-level females, Dr. Myron could explain this rationally at the beginning, and netizens are even more so.Everyone used their imaginations, and the rationalists deduced the understanding of the story from the perspective of "Doctor Myron": it was a romantic coincidence that the male found that he had the opportunity to choose the "Male" fell to the female on his list, so he took the opportunity.

There are also sensualists who think that the male and female may have further contact and fell in love when they were hospitalized, so they submitted a marriage application to Eros together.Even for the Zerg, it is impossible for the central brain to assign partners completely.Male and female insects jointly apply, as long as they meet the corresponding conditions, they can also marry in situ...

……

The door of the first-class cabin could not be restored for a while, so Yu Mengruo and Sharka temporarily moved to the business class where they lived briefly.

Under Sharka's gaze, Yu Mengruo ate his lunch obediently, and fell asleep quickly under his gaze.After the male insect fell asleep, Sharka looked away and began to study the reaction on the Internet after his appearance in the live broadcast room.

Discussions about this matter can be seen everywhere on the social forums on the Internet. Sharka confirmed that the mainstream views of netizens are in favor of Yu Mengruo, and seeing that the number of fans in the live broadcast room of the hero soared like a rocket, he felt that with the current trend , It should be the effect that the hero wanted to achieve after "designing" and "bedding" and then announcing his identity that the hero had talked to him before boarding the ship.

——The female insect realized that what the male protagonist said at the time made sense, and they also appeared on the scene to reveal their identities.

Knowing that Lieutenant General Leobold doesn't want to let me go, and this matter has fermented to the current level of heat, then find a way to make the heat even higher, so that the hero can have more widespread attention, and the hero safer.

Taking advantage of Yu Mengruo's sleeping time, Sharka turned on the intelligent brain terminal, checked and made up for the gaps in the content that the netizens had not speculated, and began to edit his own statement on this matter, which was bound to completely eliminate all the rumors about the hero. black spots.Knowing that his public image tends to be calm and reserved, he tries to describe every detail as neutrally as possible.

[... When I was lying on the hospital bed and felt that my life had fallen to the bottom, the hero appeared.I recognized him and asked him if he chose me out of revenge.But he was very shocked and sad.I found out later that he lost his memory due to an accident and chose me out of kindness.For this reason, he, who was expelled from the house and had no savings, took the initiative to bear my high medical expenses.To this day, I still regret the arrogance of the past, and hope from the bottom of my heart that if I have the opportunity to go back to the past, I will never refuse him. 】

[…The Flying Shark, which everyone is very concerned about, will not end up in the auction: Although the Xiongzhu was expelled from the house and had to pay for my high medical expenses, when I proposed to auction the Flying Shark, the Xiongzhu refused. very angry.I rarely regret it, but about the flying shark, it is one of the things I regret.When I first talked to Xiongzhu in the past, I shouldn't have valued the flying shark more than him, and it would make me sad to make him think that auctioning the flying shark.In order to keep Flying Shark, he had to work hard to make money by live broadcasting on time every day.Now, the space button containing the flying shark is on my body.But I very much hope that he can agree to let me auction off the flying shark in exchange for a more free life for him. 】

【... My hero is not mature enough and not good at expressing his emotions, so it often causes misunderstandings.But he is not an incomprehensible male, as long as he abandons prejudice and treats him kindly, everyone will know what kind of Zerg he is.Whether he is hypocritical or good at disguising, every Zerg can reserve his own judgment.I speak for myself only - although what has happened to me in the past has at one point made me give up hope of not fighting.But thinking about it now, using these setbacks to exchange the opportunity to meet him again, I think it's all worth it. Every day by his side fills me with anticipation. 】

After writing his own mental journey, Sharka revised it several times. He felt that he had expressed all the good qualities of the hero very clearly, rationally and objectively... so he satisfactorily put this matter aside for the time being.

He is now a female with a male lord, and he must approve and agree with the male lord to issue a statement, but the male worm is sleeping soundly now, breathing regularly and gently, and he is not in a hurry to make external appearances, Sarka thinks Even if it's not too late until tomorrow morning.

If it was just now, the female may feel that there is nothing to do now, and it is a waste of time to sit in the cabin.He should go to the training room and finish his day's work to support his family, or do something to show Leobold and his lackeys that he is not so easy to mess with.But after being called by the customer service of the live broadcast platform to say that Yu Mengruo had fainted, Sharka changed his mind. He lay down on the sofa and decided to put everything aside for the time being.

For the time being, Yu Mengruo is the only reliable female beside him. He must not leave the male easily again. He must guard him well, ensure his safety at all times, and protect him well.

……

Yu Mengruo slept until dinner time, got up, ate and continued to sleep, until the next morning, barely regaining the exhausted mental power.

After the male worm had finished his breakfast, Sharka finally waited for the time to talk about the business, so he first said "Leobold ordered Wright to fabricate lies to provoke the relationship between the two of them-some Zerg deliberately spread the male lord on the Internet. I like his news, and use this to smear Yu Mengruo for being poor and loving the rich—the live broadcast room was blocked because Leobold used his relationship, and the two parties probably acted at the same time. — There were some opinions on the Internet that were unfavorable to the hero, but the public opinion on the Internet has been completely reversed because of his accidental loss of the horse." This series of twists and turns of the plot was reported to Yu Mengruo.

Then, Sharka deeply reviewed himself for the matter of "unauthorizedly revealing to Wallis that the hero is a high-level male".

Yu Mengruo slept for so long that he woke up and had finished his breakfast. He was still not very awake, sticky and lacked energy. While drinking a refreshing drink, he went through Sharka's words in his mind dully... The amount of information reported by the female worm seriously exceeds the standard, and there are too many elements, so much that Yu Mengruo feels that his brain has been overloaded and freezes, and he doesn't know why he should express his surprise in advance.

He was dazed for a few minutes, then turned his head suddenly, stared at Sharka, and said in shock: "Wait a minute? Shasha, what did you just say? What is Wallis and Wright? Both know that I am a high-level male." Secret, I, I am a higher male?!"

Sharka: "..."