How hard is it to raise a bug?

Yu Mengruo put it away when he saw it was good, stepped back to a normal distance after wiping his face, began to watch the audience's barrage seriously and answered them one by one.

"What is a firefly? A firefly can only emit a little light, and it is an insect that is only beautiful in the dark." This trick of retreating into advance worked very well, and the audience really left messages against Yu Mengruo's statement, blowing up the rainbow Fart praised his appearance, saying that he is good-looking no matter what.

"Thank you, I don't know how to turn on the filter." Of course this is fake, but pure and not pretending to be a white lotus, it must be distinguished from ordinary coquettish sluts.

"I signed a contract, and I will broadcast at least two hours a day."

"I'm actually sweeping ashes."

After answering the audience's most concerned question, he saw some audience's hostility towards his own females. He paused, lowered his eyelids slightly, covered his eyes with long eyelashes, and looked directly at the camera again after a few seconds— —No way, he is just a rich second generation who has nothing to do and plays in the crew. He doesn't have the acting skills to directly express grievance, sadness and helplessness with his eyes, so he can only rely on the powerless bowing of his head, although it is inevitably a bit contrived...

Yu Mengruo said weakly: "My female mate is in the hospital, I hope everyone will not speak ill of him."

audience:! ! !

The female insects really didn't expect that they could meet such beautiful cuties by clicking on the live broadcast room at random, and even chatted with them and answered questions so honestly.Although he said that he already has a partner, the mating system of the Zerg is different from that of humans. It is also a show of face, but since males can have many females at the same time, it does not affect anything to confess that he has a female partner. Will win the favor of females.

The live broadcast room suddenly became lively, and the barrage exploded, almost completely covering Yu Mengruo's pretty face.The audience wanted to say something to complete the conversation with Yu Mengruo.But Yu Mengruo felt that the service was in place, raised the broom in his hand, and asked innocently: "Well... I have never done housework in the past, and now I want to clean up this place by myself, how should I sweep the dust on the roof?" ?”

The barrage is densely packed.The females in the live broadcast room had to reward gifts and post comments, so they were so busy.

[Housekeeping please! 】

[Buy a housekeeping robot! 】

【Tell me the address! 】

Among the many repetitive and useless messages, Yu Mengruo struggled to distinguish one or two useful comments, suddenly realized, and then read out gently, "Tie a dry rag to the broom, and sweep the front and top of yourself, not directly above. Thank you for the suggestion of 'I can 476456'. Thank you everyone, I still want to complete the cleaning by myself. I will live in the deserted star on the border in the future. My female is not in good health. I also want to learn to do what I can housework, let him do as little work as possible."

[Oh my god, what kind of cutie are you, anchor. 】

[If I were the female host of the anchor, I would definitely not feel troubled. 】

[Anchor anchor, I have excellent grades in housekeeping, and I can win the kitchen on the battlefield, please give me a chance to follow you to open up wasteland. 】

Yu Mengruo looked at the bullet screen and laughed. Since he didn't want to talk, he stood up pretending to be embarrassed, found a rag, tied it to the broom with difficulty, and started his cleaning business again.

……

In a lieutenant-general-level office in the Central Star Army, the owner of the office played Yu Mengruo's live broadcast while casually handling unimportant official duties.

Adjutant Yaheng knocked on the door cautiously, opened the door and walked in after getting permission from the officer.

After discovering that the officer was watching a live broadcast of a young male, he was taken aback but carefully concealed his surprise. Although he was very curious, he didn't ask anything.

On the contrary, the officer who was blatantly fishing during working hours, propped his chin and chuckled, "Don't think about it, you know, I'm not interested in males, this is Sharka's male lord."

The adjutant's surprise not only did not disappear, but could not be concealed even more.

As the lieutenant general's confidant, the adjutant knew very well that after Major General Sharka was fired from the army, the chief used his authority to put him on the male's marriage candidate list—although the adjutant didn't know that Sharka had ridiculed the original That "Yu Mengruo", but he still privately guessed that this was the lieutenant general's guard against Sharka marrying a potential male, and one day in the future he would return to the center of power and fight against the lieutenant general.

Although he is absolutely loyal to his chief as a subordinate, he sometimes feels that Sharka is a bit miserable.

But now... the adjutant looked at Yu Mengruo's projection. The young male was gentle and innocent. One such male seems to be a...surprisingly good match.

The adjutant couldn't help but wonder, did he think too darkly about the lieutenant general?Could it be that the Lieutenant General's use of power to give Sharka to this male is not to completely eliminate the threat, but a disguised compensation?

The lieutenant general glanced at the female in front of him. As an A-level male, he could perceive the general idea of ​​this fool without much effort, and couldn't help but sneer.

"You females are always so well-developed and simple-minded." The lieutenant general said disdainfully, "Which male is willing to say a few hypocritical sweet words, you will immediately feel that he is very gentle and kind. Even if other males say he is It’s just pretending, and most people will think it’s same-sex repulsion.”

Now that the officer said so, the adjutant immediately followed him and asked: "Sir, do you mean that this male is pretending to be like this?"

The lieutenant general pointed at him impatiently, "Nonsense! Look at his words and deeds. He knows what angles he makes and what movements look good, but he always looks beautiful without knowing it. He also targets your females. He likes to pretend to love the female. A male knows that he doesn't need to please the female, but he pretends to please the female..."

Seeing that the adjutant was still at a loss, the lieutenant general wanted to find a whip to wake him up.

"Idiot, if I tortured you behind someone's back, you can go and tell other females, and he will tell you that all males are like this. Anyway, females are resistant to beating, just bear with it."

The adjutant thought for a while following the chief's train of thought, and suddenly shuddered.

Seeing that he understood, the lieutenant general finally laughed with great interest: "It seems that you finally understand. This little guy is so good at pretending, even if Sharka is tortured to death, others will only think that his old injuries have relapsed. Amnesia only makes the little guy lose the memory of the past, but it will not make him another male. His essence will not change... I just wanted to let Sharka taste the bitter fruit of being picky, but I really didn’t It's so much fun to think of things!"