God, he's wearing it again

Ugh. "

Another young man hurriedly took the fox out and put it in another fence, "Sooner or later the fox will kill the chicken, do you understand that it is everyone's responsibility to love animals?"

"But chickens seem to be poultry." Lin Shuang corrected.

The screen switched again.

In Yuxiao Immortal Sect, another year or two later, there was a man in purple wandering around in the study, the picture turned around, but the boy in white was nowhere to be seen.

Feng Jiuluo: "Zi Xining? What about that little guy?"

System 666: "Don't make it."

Feng Jiuluo's gaze still stayed on the screen, so he probably won't become a monk.

…………

System 666: "In order for you to better complete the next task, we will plan to clear your memory." That is to clear the memory generated by the previous task.

Feng Jiuluo: "Before this, I have a request."

"any request?"

"Can you arrange a normal world for me?"

"Master, what is a normal world?"

Feng Jiuluo: "I don't want to be gay anymore."

System 666: "Uh, I'll try my best."

"It's not as much as possible, it's for sure." He may not want a girl, but he doesn't want a man for him, and he doesn't want a "husband".

Jiuluo is the god in charge of fine wine and fine brewing in the heavenly court. Because of the wine falling in the world to play, he lost the wine storage order (in fact, it was hidden by Yu Qingyuan).

The third prince of the fairy world, Yu Qingyuan, went down to the mortal world to experience tribulations. By chance, he met Jiuluo who was playing in the mortal world.

He also used this as a threat to ask Jiuluo to stay with him. During the day and night together, Jiuluo fell in love with Yu Qingyuan, but Yu Qingyuan was actually a playboy, and after returning to the heaven, he found another love.

But Jiuluo was relegated to the mortal world because he lost the wine storage order and missed the grand meeting in the heavenly court, and by chance, Jiuluo met the third prince Yu Qingyuan again. shameful thing.

Since then, the wine has been entangled in resentment and resentment, and he has escaped into the evil way. In the end, Yu Qingyuan cooperated with her new love to personally kill him for the reason of eliminating demons and defending the way.

The last thing I saw before I died was my former lover and his new love kissing me and kissing each other, so far I have been entangled with resentment and can't die well.

After Feng Jiuluo finished listening, "It's so vulgar."

System 666: "..."

"Wait a minute, isn't this Yu Qingyuan a man?" Feng Jiuluo quickly discovered the point of the question, but he felt that what he asked was nonsense, and he said he was the third prince of the fairy world.

"Congratulations, master, you got the answer right!"

That's nothing to congratulate.

Feng Jiuluo: "His father can't be called Jade Emperor, right?"

System 666: "Master, you got the answer right again, you are so smart."

Feng Jiuluo: "..."

System 666: "In short, master, your task this time is to avenge Jiuluo and help him regain his rank in the immortal class."

Feng Jiuluo remained expressionless: "Let's castrate it." This world that is gay can't be better.

System 666: "Physical means prohibited."

"It's really troublesome." Feng Jiuluo curled his lips.

There are cars and horses in the surrounding area, people's shadows are flowing, and there are vendors hawking along the street everywhere, some selling calligraphy and painting, some selling jade pendants, and some selling all kinds of food and wine.

Suddenly there was a curse in the distance, and the sound of a heavy object being pushed.

"Little bastard, you still run, let's see if I won't break your leg today!" A tall and thick middle-aged woman ran towards this side cursing and holding a wooden stick as wide as her arm, and knocked down several people along the way. a stall.

The plot is too familiar.

Feng Jiuluo felt that something hit his feet. He lowered his head and saw a little doll carved in powder and jade, but the little doll had rubbed ashes somewhere, and his face was dirty in several places.

At this time, he looked up at Feng Jiuluo with fluttering eyes, tears came out of his eyes, and when he saw the fierce aunt coming over, he immediately hid behind Feng Jiuluo's trouser legs, "Brother, help me, She's so fierce."

"Young man, don't meddle in your own business." The aunt held a stick and said with her mouth open, "This kid didn't learn well, he stole my steamed buns and ran away. Today, my mother will teach him a lesson!"

Feng Jiuluo moved aside, so as not to hurt the innocent, yes, that's right, so as not to hurt his face.

"You still have to take care of it today, right?" the aunt said, she gestured with a stick, but wherever she gestured, the kid would run there, never escaping from behind Feng Jiuluo.

Feng Jiuluo chuckled, "I don't want to care, this kid is right next to me, you can just beat him up."

Passers-by couldn't help pointing and pointing at what he said, with disgust and contempt on their expressions, but Feng Jiuluo's smile deepened, and he deliberately pulled the little doll off his trouser legs, "He's right here, if you beat him up, hurry up."

"Why are you like this? It's okay if you don't save it, but why do you make the situation worse." The passerby next to him said.

"Yes."

"How pitiful this little doll is, the skin and flesh are not torn by this stick."

Feng Jiuluo clicked his tongue, "Everyone is a hero, but why don't you give me your hand, everyone is going to blame me."

Passers-by couldn't help but turn their faces away.

Fortunately, the little doll was still clever and hid behind Feng Jiuluo before the stick fell down.

"Fucking little thing, come out to me!"

"Big brother, can I sell you three pennies?" Xiaowawa was so frightened that she shed a few tears and said nervously.

When the aunt heard that someone wanted to buy this little thing, she put down the stick in her hand and panted on the ground, "Are you going to buy him? Three Wen is just the money for the old lady's bun." She spread her hands.

Good guy, this little baby sold himself for three pennies, does his parents know?

Feng Jiuluo covered his lips lightly with his wide sleeves, and said to the ashen face, "I'll buy you back to do what, what's the use for you, why don't you buy some steamed stuffed buns with this aunt for three pennies. "

The little guy looked at him with innocent eyes, "I can cook, do laundry, and clean the house."

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Fortunately, I stopped, otherwise I would not have passed the trial, ahahahahahahahaha...

PS: The setting is that the Immortal Realm is the lower realm of the God Realm.

21. The ground is full of fairies 1

"I will, I will..." The little guy hesitated, Feng Jiuluo looked cute and teased, "What else?"

"I will also talk to you, chat with you, tell you bedtime stories, and warm your bed."

Good guy, this little guy is still warming the bed, but it doesn't make the bed collapse.

"I'll pay for this little baby's bun, so don't make things difficult for him." Feng Jiuluo touched a few copper coins from his waist, this Jiuluo was not too stupid to know how to go down to the world to put some money on himself.

"It's not too bad." The aunt shook Qian Chao's hand and left in satisfaction.

The lively onlookers also dispersed.

"But little guy, you'd better go back wherever you came from, don't follow me." Feng Jiuluo didn't care about him any more, and left without looking back to see if he would follow.

There are many wine shops on this street, and the intoxicating aroma of wine can be smelled from everywhere.

"Young master, I wonder if I can go upstairs and have a few drinks."

Feng Jiuluo followed the voice and looked towards the second floor. It was a man in a blue dress, holding a jug in his hand, and his collar was opened lower than him.

A pair of peach eyes contain a smile that seems to be not a smile, a high nose bridge, and thin lips.

It seems that the setting is when he first met Yu Qingyuan, and he went down to play for the first time.

"That's right, it's you." Yu Qingyuan said again, he was lacking in interest today, and the new young ladies in Wangyoulou were not as good as he wanted, and the newly selected oiran in Boqinglou was even more gaudy. Drinking here is such a stunning beauty.

Feng Jiuluo pursed his lips, and turned around with a smile on his lips, "Brother, you let me go up, but why can't you come down?"

"Huh? If our young master asks you to come up, you will come up. How can there be so much nonsense." There are two attendants beside him, one of them said.

Yu Qingyuan waved his hand, "It's nothing, it's the same when I go down to find him."

After speaking, he straightened his clothes, and he really took a wine jug and pulled down the hem of his robe. The smile on Feng Jiuluo's mouth did not dissipate, and he stared at the stairs.

Yu Qingyuan was walking well and suddenly his foot slipped and almost fell down the stairs. Fortunately, he had a divine force since birth to help him stabilize his figure.

Hope this beauty didn't see his previous stagger.

"It seems that the stairs are slippery, brother, you'd better be careful." Feng Jiuluo kindly reminded, why didn't he fall to death just now, oh, what a pity.

"It's nothing." Just as he finished saying these two words, the armrest next to him suddenly broke, and he leaned to the side. Fortunately, his two followers caught him in time.

"It seems that you know that this staircase is broken, so you want to lead me up, Ben Da, I have no grievances with you, and I don't know you, why do you want to kill me?" Feng Jiuluo frowned, Turning back and flicking his sleeves, he was ready to get up and leave.

Seeing that he was about to leave, Yu Qingyuan became anxious, so she sent two followers and prepared to follow. She didn't know what happened today, but Pingping lost face in front of this beauty twice.

The stairs are usually fine, but they are bad at this time, and he will never come to this restaurant again next time.

At this moment, I suddenly felt that something was fixed under my feet, and there was a stinky smell.

"Cow dung?!" Two followers pinched their noses and pointed at his feet.

Yu Qingyuan was immediately disgusted to death, how could there be cow dung in this place, turned around and saw Feng Jiuluo lightly covered his nose, showing a slightly disgusted look in his eyes.

"Do not