Wearing a pheromone to become a fool

The Empress Dowager is getting old, acting cautiously, showing a hesitant look and said: "You have some kind of friendship with the Qinghui County Lord, she has a pure character, you understand it, and she will not have bad intentions."

Then she tilted her head and said, "Nurse Lan, go and ask the emperor if he really has something to do with the Qinghui County Lord?"

"Mother, you can't blame the emperor." Ning Chen hurriedly said.

"You, always protect her."

The Compassionate Ning Palace and the Hall of Mental Cultivation are not far away, and Madam Lan walked across two long streets to get there, and met several ministers from Wenyuan Pavilion discussing matters with the emperor.

She waited outside the hall, and accidentally listened to it, as if she was discussing the severe drought in Yuzhou. A large number of victims fled to Yanjing and were stopped outside the west gate.

After waiting for more than an hour, Yi Dongpo led him in and explained his purpose.

Wei Yansi was tossed by the ministers all morning, and finally took a breath, the ice cream just ate into his mouth, and spit it out in one gulp.

The volume increased sharply: "I love County Master Qinghui?"

She inadvertently glanced sideways, and saw Yi Dongpo who was holding Fuchen, with a "dead emperor's hard mouth" expression on his face.

"It's spread all over the palace," Sister Lan said.

Wei Yansi relied on his intuition to vent his anger on Yi Dongpo, and asked him if there was a mistake in sending the message that day, which caused such trouble.

"The slave is wronged, it was passed on by Chun Lai."

So he hurriedly called Chunlai to roll in.

Chunlai tremblingly said: "The servant followed your oral instructions, not one word more and one word not less. I also went to the House of Internal Affairs to bring a lot of rare things that my daughter's family likes to give to Qinghui county master."

Wei Yansi's expression was gloomy: "Think about it carefully."

"It seems...and...to remind Qinghui County to understand your intentions."

Wei Yansi was desperate, and summoned Fenghe who was standing guard outside the hall, and asked him to pull Chunlai out of the Meridian Gate and chop it up!

Yi Dongpo was shocked when he heard the words, and he knelt down on the ground, begging her for mercy, and accompanied Chunlai to scream that the slave should die!

After all, Chunlai was young and energetic, and said recklessly: "Although the slave has a lot of words, but you are the one who sends the beautiful lady home at night!"

Yi Dongpo decisively kicked him with a shadowless kick.

Chunlai's still-developing body couldn't stand the torture, so he rolled three times on the spot.

This farce made Lan Lan a headache, and she smoothed things over and said, "Long live, please go and explain to the Queen Mother in person."

Wei Yansi put down the ice cream reluctantly, and got on the dragon chariot under the scorching sun.

The high temperature scorched her whole body, sweating profusely from her brow, she got better after getting into the Compassionate Ning Palace,

Two bright and beautiful women appeared in front of them, and Qi Qi greeted her.

One was wearing a light yellow palace dress, with a small red mole on his left cheek, and his tone was lively.

A quiet and beautiful woman, like a beauty walking out of a painting, Wei Yansi took a few more glances at her, and felt that she was somewhat similar to Qu Jinying, but not as soft and friendly, with a little less fireworks, which made people feel uncomfortable The urge to be close.

Think about which two characters in the book they are?

Sister Lan gave the answer first: "This servant has met His Royal Highness Fifth Princess and Concubine Chen."

Then he stood beside the Queen Mother.

Wei Yansi reacted very quickly, calling Fifth Younger Sister affectionately, and at the same time looked at Concubine Chen with a smile in her eyes.

She has very little impression of these two. In the novel, the fifth brother, Ning Chen, is a well-known brother-in-law, while Concubine Chen is the daughter of Chief Assistant Lu Chijing.

There are not many scenes, comparable to passers-by, just passing by.

After exchanging pleasantries, they all sat down.

The queen mother first cared about her dragon body's illness, and then blamed her for leaving the palace without authorization, and forbade her to act willfully.

Then he asked her about sending Qinghui county master back to the mansion at night.

One person does the other, Wei Yansi nodded in acknowledgment.

Concubine Chen pursed her lips and smiled: "Long live and Princess Qinghui are childhood sweethearts, they should have brought him into the palace long ago to keep company with my concubine."

"Sister Concubine Chen is magnanimous, are you not afraid that County Master Qinghui will divide your brother's favor from you?" Ning Chen was annoyed.

Concubine Chen twisted the handkerchief to hide the smile on her lips: "Long live is the son of heaven, and concubines dare not monopolize the holy family."

The Empress Dowager's eyes were gratified: "Ai's family is getting old, and the huge harem is run by Concubine Chen alone. It's really hard work. It's time for a few more capable beauties to share your worries."

"The empress mother praises it, the concubine is just doing her duty."

"Since that's the case, let's leave the draft to you this time."

Concubine Chen got up with an elegant posture, bent her knees and squatted down and said: "The concubine would like to obey Yi's decree, and I will definitely live up to your love... It's just that Princess Qinghui is also among the beautiful girls. The concubine wants to ask Long Live to express it, but can I accept it?" She enters the palace."

Wei Yansi: "No—"

"The Ai family has always treated her as a half-daughter, it would be best if she could enter the palace."

Wei Yansi said in astonishment: "Mother——"

"Ai's family is tired, Ning Chen, let's accompany Ai's family to the Imperial Garden." The Queen Mother avoided answering.

It took Ning Chen a long time to come back to his senses, he let go of the hand that was tightly gripping the hem of the skirt, he held onto the Empress Dowager's arm in a little confusion, and they stepped out of the gold-covered threshold together.

Concubine Chen smiled back at Wei Yansi and left together.

Wei Yansi, the first and the second elder, vented his anger on Yi Dongpo and Chunlai, criticizing them fiercely for not doing enough, and ordering them to make up for their mistakes.

Yi Dongpo begged for mercy: "Long live, calm down."

"Major Qinghui may hate me so much now! You all have to find a way to make her happy!"

Qu Jinying is the heroine of the original text. Once she turns black, she will be slaughtered as a foolish monarch. She only shows affection repeatedly in order to save her life. Unexpectedly, the little favor she earned after a lot of effort is destroyed by these two idiots. .

I want to cry without tears.

Women in this era associate boudoir names with chastity as something more important than their lives, and destroying a boudoir's name is equivalent to murdering someone's life.

She guessed that Qu Jinying wished he could tear her into pieces.

In any case, you must first assume the attitude of admitting your mistakes.

Yi Dongpo used to be a complete man. Whenever he talked about women, he always started from male thinking.

Breaking apart and crushing Wei Yansi's request, after careful consideration, he thinks that this request is roughly equivalent to "how to please women".

Whoops!

Women, isn't that the case?

"If you go back to Long Live, Lord Qinghui will definitely like the rouge and gouache jewelry."

"vulgar!"

Qu Jinying is the head of the county, with two thousand households in the city, would he be merciful because of this little favor?

"The slave is stupid, I can't think of it."

Wei Yansi had no choice but to ask Chunlai for help.

"The servant doesn't even know."

Wei Yansi explained with an example: "It needs to be romantic, beautiful, and big. It's best to surprise her, such as fireworks."

The two idiots asked: "What are fireworks?"

Wei Yansi: "!!"

This dynasty has not yet invented fireworks!

Qu Jinying on the other end is also busy.

Xiao Yangliu, who was sent to inquire about news, hurried back just before the closing of the mansion.

"Master, the slaves have found out, it's Erfang Qu Wanwan who did the trick."

Yanjing is humid and hot in summer nights, and Wen Sanniang and Qu Jinyao are also in the Yujie Courtyard, accompanying Qu Jinying to crack sunflower seeds in the small pavilion in the courtyard.

Wen Sanniang waved her round fan, opening the buzzing mosquitoes: "Is that true?"

"It's absolutely true, she drew a portrait of Long Live at Princess Ning Chen's poetry meeting, slandering the innocence of our county head." Little Yangliu clenched her fists.

Qu Jinyao rolled up his sleeves and said loudly: "That bitch in the second room, I'll tear her mouth!"

Qu Jinying slowly peeled off the melon seeds, picked out the nuts and threw them into the glass bowl: "If you go, she will definitely go to the father to sue you."

"She dares!"

"See if she dares."

There is no unfilial son who is not afraid of Lao Tzu, Qu Jinyao sat back cowardly, gritted his teeth and said, "Should we just bear with this?"

Wen Sanniang hugged her injustice and said: "The whole family is prosperous, the whole family is prosperous, and the other is bad. She is spreading rumors outside, not thinking that her surname will be Qu after all, and ruin your reputation. How good will her reputation be?"

It's okay if you don't say this, but once you say it, it hits Qu Jinyao's heart. His sister was wronged for no reason?How will I meet people when I go out in the future?How can a good husband's family dare to ask for it?

The more I thought about it, the angrier I became, and I became so angry that I became a younger sister, and even I was not afraid: "I have to ask that little bitch to argue!"

He ran towards the south, towards the yard of the second room.

Qu Jinying said in shock: "Little Yangliu, stop him quickly."

"Yes!" Little Yangliu's two short legs turned into hot wheels, and she swooped down again, hugging his waist, holding on tightly, but was thrown upside down in the blink of an eye.

Qu Jinying and Wen Niannian came up one after the other and asked her if she was in trouble

While speaking, Qu Jinyao had already stepped out of the courtyard, turned around and walked through the corridor, stepped into the boundary of the second room, and kicked open the courtyard door.

The female messengers inside and outside all ran out because of this movement.

"Qu Wanwan, get out of here!" He stood in the yard and yelled.

The second room is located in the south, named Xi'an Garden.

The mother in charge, surnamed Situ, was Liu Erniang's dowry back then. She was bloated and obese. She persuaded her kindly, "Your Majesty, this is the back house. You must not trespass in the middle of the night."

"Stop talking nonsense, let that little bitch get out immediately, I'm going to skin her!"

Situ's mother: "Let Lord Hou know—"

The second half of the sentence was swallowed by Qu Jinyao's bright fist, and he went into the back room helplessly.

After a while Liu Erniang came out with her.

Liu Erniang stood under the eaves with her arms folded, and said with a smirk: "My lord, it's too late, let's wait until tomorrow if we have something to say."

She wore a simple bun and didn't put any makeup on her face. She seemed to have rested and got up in a hurry to deal with it.

"Bah! Mrs. Liu, you taught me a good daughter!"

"The prince ate out at a bar and was full of nonsense!"

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Come, come, come~

This article is not a simple love affair, there will be a lot of plots in the future, after all, the dog emperor wants to achieve a little bit of dominance~

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