Wearing a pheromone to become a fool

Sitting on her waist, Du Qizhi couldn't help but stop her rough movements, slowed down, and suddenly hugged her stomach and laughed, laughing for a long time, until she burst into tears, as if hearing the funniest thing in the world. joke.

As a result, she lost her breath from laughing and had to stop and rub her chest: "Xiao Liuliu, you are so cute. If you are really a chicken, sister, I will let you enjoy being a man tonight."

"Big boss, I'm not lying," Wei Yansi calmed down and said seriously.

"You are so forgetful, just now you talked about the fun in the room between you and your wife!"

"I was bluffing you," Wei Yansi sighed heavily, "I'll tell you the truth, I'm actually a lay disciple in Qingyun Temple. Quit."

Du Qizhi listened with relish, and folded her arms in front of her body: "You continue to make up."

"The real one can't be fake, the fake one can't be real, what did I lie to you for?"

"I see, you don't shed tears when you see the coffin." Du Qizhi climbed to the end of the bed, opened the drawer of the low cabinet, took out a small medicine bag, opened it, and pinched Wei Yansi's mouth involuntarily. He poured the powder into his mouth.

Wei Yansi: "What is this!"

"A good thing that can make you obedient!"

Wei Yansi was frightened, she still vividly remembered the oolong incident at the West Gate a few months ago, if she was poisoned today, there would be no one to save her.

She frantically shook her head to prevent Du Qizhi from succeeding.

"You don't have to drink the toast!" Du Qizhi slapped her mercilessly.

Wei Yansi's face was burning with pain, and he scolded her for being a crazy woman, so he just kept on doing nothing, and went crazy at the same time: "If you dare to hit me, I will become a fairy in the future, and I will never spare you!"

Du Qizhi taunted her: "Did you get drunk without taking a drop of wine?"

"Your face is blue and black, the heavens are full but dissatisfied, and your cheekbones are bright and dark. It is destiny. Kefu Kemu can prevent the fate of the whole family!" Wei Yansi gritted her teeth.

But the effect was good, Du Qizhi's eyes really stopped for a moment.

Wei Yansi continued his efforts: "You were brought up by your grandfather, but your fate was too hard, and you beat him to death when you were 12 years old! The old man was a soldier all his life, but in the end he couldn't leave a whole body."

"You are flirting and farting!"

"Your grandfather's comrades-in-arms looked at you poorly and always took care of you. You grew up eating a lot of food, tsk tsk tsk, think about it carefully, who among those comrades got a good death, and which one of them didn't die miserable ?”

"They were killed by Jiang bandits." Du Qizhi's expression gradually became dazed, with blue veins throbbing on his forehead, but his black eyes were misty.

"No! It was you who killed them, your life is too hard!"

"Everyone has his own life, so what does it have to do with me?"

"Bah, it's a good thing they treat you well and treat you like their own, yet you say such heartless words without any regret for your mistakes—"

Du Qizhi's eyes suddenly became ferocious, ferocious like a wild beast, and grabbed Wei Yansi's neck: "Say! Who sent you?"

Wei Yansi panted with difficulty: "I am... you arrested... I came here."

Du Qizhi snorted coldly: "You know me so well, you are either from the Red Lotus Sect, or you are sent by my opposite family, or you are from the government."

"I'm an immortal who is about to attain enlightenment, and I'm serious about seeing your face."

"You're talking nonsense, I'll strangle you right now!" Du Qizhi tightened his grip by two points, his entire arm trembling violently due to excessive force.

Wei Yansi wanted to say some foolish words again, but there was no air in the trachea, and he felt his eyes were swollen, and his vision was blurred and unable to focus.

It's over, I'm afraid I have to explain it here.

She has just met Qu Jinying, just kissed Qu Jinying, and has not yet fulfilled her wish to grow old together with Qu Jinying.

In a hurry, she tried to push her legs. Fortunately, her legs were still working, and she quickly held her breath, forcing out a bit of alpha potential. Qizhi's lower back is on one side...

Hearing a loud bang, Du Qizhi fell off the bed and had an intimate contact with the solid ground.

"You fucking dare to hurt me!" Du Qizhi was very angry, got up all of a sudden, took off the whip hanging from the screen to beat her.

Wei Yansi hurriedly said: "Master, don't worry, if you are destined to meet from thousands of miles away, if you meet me, your fate of overcoming the dead will be resolved."

"God stick!"

"If you try me more, you will know the truth of what I said!"

Du Qizhi rolled his eyes, thinking that the questioner was not in the wrong, slowly lowered the high-raised whip, turned around and brought a round stool, sat down on his buttocks, and stepped on the edge of the bed with both feet: "Okay, you Look at me again, what else can you see?"

Wei Yansi really looked like a cow-nosed old man, with her big round eyes wide open, carefully observing her face, from forehead to chin, and from chin back to forehead.

Then he said emphatically and affectionately: "You have great righteousness in your heart, and you regard the safety of the common people in the world as your own responsibility."

This point is accurate, Du Qizhi blinked, and the sharpness in Wei Yansi's eyes faded a little.

"anything else?"

"Don't look at you huddled in this Hutou Mountain now, you will definitely soar into the sky in the near future!"

"Kind up to me? Qi, I don't like this."

"You like spicy food, but you don't like sweet food. Your favorite dish is mapo tofu. You also like to eat cold wine at night. You love rainy days and dislike sunny days. Your favorite season is summer, because you are not afraid of the cold. Hot. When you were young, you had a crush on the youngest son who was a blacksmith next door. When you grew up, you fell in love with a down-and-out scholar in the village. You learned the Four Books and Five Classics from him for a few days." Wei Yansi took a breath, "You are used to practicing at night, but I always get up early. I like to take a hot bath, no less than an hour at a time. I like to wear red, not green. My dream was to become an embroiderer. My favorite fruit is peaches, and my favorite flowers are Canna, the weapon she is best at wielding is the whip..."

Du Qizhi: "!!!"

His grandma's is amazing!

Du Qizhi looked astonished, and slowly put down his two feet that were stepping on the edge of the bed.

Feeling admiration in her heart, she couldn't help but suspect that her life experience can indeed be found out through some means, but Wei Yansi can also be verbatim about such intimate things as personal preferences?

She somewhat believed that Wei Yansi really had the ability to see into the secrets of heaven.

He also heard Wei Yansi continue: "You are a rare woman who is rarely seen in a hundred years, and your fate is naturally stronger than that of ordinary daughters."

"really?"

"I don't lie."

"How to resolve it?"

Wei Yansi pondered for a long time, with an unpredictable expression: "The so-called destiny cannot be violated, and it is a good strategy to let nature take its course."

"Shun, its, naturally, naturally..."

Du Qizhi repeated these four words several times, becoming more and more confused, and humbly asked, "How to let nature take its course?"

"This is a secret, if I leak it to you, I will lose my life."

Du Qizhi rubbed her hands together, softly and then hard: "If you don't say it, how can you prove that you are a master?"

Wei Yansi thought about it for a while, and said sadly: "That's right, I was taken hostage by you to the cottage, and I have nowhere to escape, so I can take this opportunity of revealing the secret, so my family can be safe?"

Du Qizhi nodded without hesitation.

Wei Yan thought it was cheap and acted like a good boy, she blinked her mouth: "I've talked so much, I'm thirsty."

Du Qizhi rushed to pour a cup of tea, and thoughtfully untied the cloth strips that bound her, and waited for her to sit up and drink tea.

Taking a sip of tea, Wei Yansi could only feel the fragrance in his mouth, which dispelled the fatigue all over his body, and his pores were slightly relaxed.

Wei Yansi raised her eyebrows slightly: "Good tea, the boss has taste."

Du Qizhi said bluntly: "I can't taste good tea or bad tea. A few days ago, I robbed an official lord. His tea smells fragrant, so I stayed and drank it."

As she spoke, she ran to fetch the teapot and filled Wei Yansi's teacup.

Wei Yansi did not disappoint her kindness, she sipped her mouth and sipped her head straight to the sky, and continued the unfinished sentence: "Master, don't worry, in the future you will meet the noble person you are destined for, he is like-minded with you , can help you to rise to the sky and leave your name in history."

"Who is this person?"

It's Geng Wangshu!As soon as this name was mentioned, Wei Yansi couldn't help scolding her in her heart, and her tone became unfriendly: "A man. He is rebellious, arrogant, and very dangerous. When you meet him, you must be careful. Everything is done to him."

In the original book, Du Qizhi loves Geng Wangshu so badly that he almost gave him his heart, but that guy only misses Qu Jinying.At the finale, Du Qizhi was disheartened, put down his power and wealth, and wandered the world alone.

It's not worth giving up a great future for a man who doesn't love me.

Du Qizhi straightened her arms and supported her knees: "What is this man's name?"

Wei Yansi coughed twice: "...you will know when you meet in the future, and you can't let the secrets out again and again."

"Then where is he?"

Wei Yansi recalled the direction of Geng Wangshu's escape in the ruined temple, and pointed casually: "Southeast."

"I'll send my men down to look for it right away."

"No, it's fate. If you stay in the village with peace of mind, that person will follow God's will and come to you."

The so-called capturing the thief first captures the king. With Wei Yansi's unremitting efforts, he finally successfully fooled Du Qizhi into living in him, and the accommodation conditions have also improved to a higher level.

Du Qizhi has the straightforwardness of the sons and daughters of the world, and immediately ordered to help Wei Yansi and the others upgrade their small shabby house to a cottage.

There are two pieces in total, Fenghe lives in one, Wei Yansi and Qu Jinying live in one.

Du Qizhi was warm and thoughtful, and personally sent Wei Yansi back to her room.

As soon as the door was opened, Qu Jinying and Feng He were already inside.

Qu Jinying immediately stood up from the table of the Eight Immortals, and behind her stood Feng He who was protecting her.

When these two people saw Wei Yansi, they looked her up, down, left, and right several times with worried eyes. After confirming that she was intact, their expressions changed slightly.

Qu Jinying's face turned from red to white and then to blue, sometimes a little sad, when he looked away from Wei Yansi's face and turned to Du Qizhi, he was full of resentment.

The author has something to say: Qu Jinying (angry): What have you done to my domineering emperor!

Du Qizhi: Slightly slightly slightly slightly~