Wearing a pheromone to become a fool

Qu Jinying sternly repelled Xiao Yangliu, and knelt at Wei Yansi's feet: "My concubine is not well disciplined, please calm down, Mr. Wan."

Wei Yansi laughed and said: "I like her straightforward temperament. You are a person who is dedicated to you. It is your blessing. How can I blame her? Get up quickly."

As soon as he repayed his grievances with kindness, Xiao Yangliu was a little embarrassed by his success. He brought Yuqing ointment and changed his tone softly: "Long live...Mr. Wan, this medicine...is the heart of my county lord..."

She put down the medicine box with shame on her face, maybe she was afraid of revenge from the faint king, so she ran away with small steps and returned to her post.

King Boshan turned into a little padded jacket: "A Si, come, third brother will help you apply the medicine."

While speaking, he uncorked the bottle and applied the creamy white ointment to Wei Yansi's wound, causing Wei Yansi to grin her teeth in pain.

"Ouch~" Yi Dongpo's heart trembled, begging him to be gentle, after all, the body of a dragon is precious.

"Why don't you come here as a concubine." Qu Jinying's voice was like a spring breeze.

Wei Yansi was thin-skinned, and was embarrassed to refuse, but Boshan King suddenly withdrew his hand, and the touch instead was warm and delicate, soft and gentle, like a feather tickling his chin.

The exact opposite of rough old men's rudeness.

quite comfortable.

Wei Yansi swallowed the words of refusal.

This scene made King Boshan thoughtful. He pretended to exercise his muscles and bones, walked around the porridge shed, walked behind Yi Dongpo, and asked in a breathy voice, "When did their relationship get so good?"

Yi Dongpo hecked twice, shrinking his neck: "It will be better."

King Boshan immediately thought of accepting the harem.

It dawned on me.

"The rumors are true? Long live the night to send Qinghui county master back to the mansion?"

"To tell you the truth, Long Live has reserved the Heyun Restaurant tonight, and wants to surprise County Lord Qinghui."

"Long live really likes her so much?" King Bo Shan stroked his neat mustache.

Yi Dongpo: "Ask what love is in the world, it's just a promise between life and death."

Boshan King: It is true that life and death are promised, and they were almost torn apart by the victims.

As a result, King Boshan decided to fight for Wei Yansi's lifelong event, and said: "A Si, you finally went out of the house, let's go, Brother Huang will take you to Heyun Restaurant for a drink."

He found a hidden angle and winked slyly at Wei Yansi.

Wei Yansi understood, and extended an invitation to Qu Jinying: "The sky is gone, the county lord will go with us! Take it as my thank you."

Qu Jinying seemed to be in a dilemma, and glanced at the densely populated victims: "I hope you will forgive me, Mr. Wan, if this place is separated from my concubine, it will be messed up."

It's really hard to please the heroine.

Wei Yansi felt bitter in her heart: "Since that's the case, I'll stay and do my part for the common people in the world. Third brother, you can go by yourself!"

Boshan King's butt immediately stuck back to the stool: "I haven't seen you for a long time, I miss you very much, let's stay together!"

His eyeballs gleamed with gossip.

The emperor's sixth sense told Wei Yansi that the man in front of him seemed to know something, and he firmly suspected that Yi Dongpo's mouth had leaked the secret.

Turning around for a look, Yi Dongpo raised two gray eyebrows at her.

Wei Yansi: "..."

For the first time, she questioned the professionalism of his chief eunuch.

Unable to bear the weird atmosphere, her brain was running fast, trying to drive Boshan King away.

Wei Yansi: "Sister-in-law of the Three Emperors should wait for you to have dinner at the mansion, right?"

King Boshan: "She went to Qingyun Temple to stay for a while, not at the residence."

Wei Yansi: "The emperor's nephew should be waiting for you to play with at the mansion."

King Boshan: "He died last year."

Wei Yansi: "..."

Qu Jinying is elegant and restrained: "The dead cannot be brought back to life, and the King of Boshan mourns!"

Wei Yansi persevered: "If you don't go back to the palace, what should I do if some important matters in the palace are delayed?"

King Boshan: "You are not afraid of being delayed in the Palace of Mental Cultivation, what am I afraid of?"

This light bulb is really brighter than anyone before or since!

Wei Yansi gave up and joined the donation team, standing side by side with Qu Jinying, one giving porridge and the other clothes.

King Boshan clung to them like a butt, picked up Wei Yansi's folding fan, fanned them, praised them for their talents and beauty, praised them for their natural beauty, and sang the song of heaven with his voice.

Wei Yansi's hand holding the porridge spoon was tight and tight. If Yi Dongpo hadn't come over to persuade her to take care of her dragon body, she would have killed her feet on the spot.

But King Boshan asked: "A Si, what position do you plan to give the Lord Qinghui?"

Tolerable or unbearable.

"Feng He, let the third brother be executed on the spot."

"Yes." Feng He's long sword was unsheathed, and the sword's edge blinded everyone's eyes under the afterglow.

King Boshan fled with his head in his arms, and shouted back from afar: "A Si, I'll wait for you at Heyun Restaurant first."

Wei Yansi didn't want to have dinner with him, so he asked Yi Dongpo if the reservation at Heyun Restaurant could be refunded?

"If you go back to the master, you can."

"How much did you pay for the deposit?"

"Forty percent, 100 taels of silver."

Wei Yansi felt pain all over her body, how many Mao grandpas would there be when 60 taels of snowflake silver was converted into RMB?

Suddenly, a Qinglingling smile sounded in her ears, it was Qu Jinying's laughter, this was not the first time she saw Qu Jinying's smile, but it was the first time she felt her heartfelt joy.

Those peach blossom eyes filled with fine light, as warm and moist as jade.

Wei Yansi was inexplicably relieved: "The county magistrate made fun of me for the second time."

"I'm being presumptuous." Before the last word came out of her tongue, Qu Jinying's voice overflowed with two more laughs, very small and hard to catch.

Yi Dongpo looked worried.

What are you doing?Your sweetheart is flirting with you, tease her!

Boldly, he poked Wei Yansi's waist, and his eyes signaled her not to hesitate.

Wei Yansi ignored it and said to Qu Jinying, "You are hungry."

"……Um."

Wei Yansi said in a wealthy tone: "Old Yi, ask the staff of Heyun Restaurant to deliver all the food to the west gate."

Yi Dongpo couldn't believe that she would drive away him, a love strategist, at this juncture.

"Master, are you sure to let the servant go?"

"...If you are tired, Fenghe can go."

Of course, Feng He refused, the reason being that he wanted to escort him at any time.

Yi Dongpo pointed at him and scolded, "You're such a bloody bitch!"

It provoked Fenghe to show his sword for the third time today.

Yi Dongpo ran away, and met Boshan King who was drinking leisurely in the private room on the third floor of Heyun Restaurant.

This prince is very sentimental, and invited Hong Jinse, the overall champion of Kui Ye, to play the piano and sing a song, and brazenly asked him to put all the blame on Wei Yansi.

Yi Dongpo despises him, it's okay to eat long live food, but long live pays for playing with women, shameless.

But on the face of it: "That's natural."

Then he ordered the shopkeeper of Heyun Restaurant to send all the food to the west gate, and not leave a single dish for King Boshan.

The shopkeeper was very worried, he knew King Boshan and was very afraid of offending the prince.

Yi Dongpo also had concerns. Long live and Boshan King had a deep brotherhood, and it was too bad to do things too badly, so he decided to leave a plate of peanuts.

Shopkeeper: "..."

Yi Dongpo then reminded him to bring the prepared fireworks there too.

The shopkeeper: "That thing is too much and too heavy, I'm afraid there are not enough people."

Yi Dongpo showed his loyal servant spirit and joined the fireworks moving team, and at the same time borrowed several guards in black clothes from Boshan King to serve as staff.

King Boshan was so curious about fireworks that he didn't even eat peanuts, and returned to the west gate with the red brocade.

The buddies of Heyun Restaurant arrived one step earlier than them, and put stacks of delicacies from mountains and seas on the Eight Immortals table in the porridge shed, in stark contrast to the bleak white rice porridge in the cauldron.

The eyes of the victims were all stared straight.

The hospitality was hard to come by, Qu Jinying raised the chopsticks, hesitated for a moment, then put them down, looked at Wei Weiyansi who was sitting opposite An, and then at the emaciated victims, with sorrow creeping up his brows.

Wei Yansi understood her thoughts and asked, "What dishes does the county lord like to eat on weekdays?"

Qu Jinying answered one by one.

Wei Yansi personally picked out those few dishes and placed them in Qu Jinying's hands with gentle movements and extreme care.

"For me, I like to eat clear stewed squab and Longjing shrimp," she picked these three dishes to her bowl.

Qu Jinying looked at her suspiciously.

Wei Yansi pursed her lips and smiled: "Leave what we like to eat, and share the rest with everyone?

He didn't expect such a decision from a generation of foolish kings, he was stunned, and then said: "It's all up to Mr. Wan's arrangement."

She turned around and ordered all the captains to take all the table full of delicacies from mountains and seas to Fufang and Sickfang,

The victims were grateful, shouted thank you to the county magistrate, and all followed the long followers.

Zhou Peng fell silent all of a sudden, Qu Jinying looked at their leaving backs, and said comfortingly, "Mr. Wan, this is your protection."

Wei Yansi said embarrassingly: "Where can we talk about protection, I am not a good emperor."

Qu Jinying paused for a moment, then turned to her: "...you have changed a lot since you were a child."

"Where has it changed?"

"...it has softened."

Wei Yansi took a sip of tea, her throat slipped up and down.

Many people have praised her since she was in the book, but Qu Jinying is the only one who doesn't show any flattery or flattery.

Sincere and simple compliments, like a friend.

She has a sense of belonging, and she doesn't know how to answer it.

Diverting the conversation: "There are so many disaster victims sharing such an order, I'm afraid it's not enough."

Qu Jinying bit her lower lip and said, "This concubine has the guts to share these favorite dishes with the victims."

Wei Yansi reluctantly looked away from the pigeons and shrimps: "Then share mine with me."

The author has something to say:

The dog emperor has his own character growth line. He will grow from a warm, tolerant and kind dog emperor to a domineering dog emperor step by step. It is impossible to be very domineering once he wears a book.

This book is not sand carving text, but the style of writing is humorous.