Wearing a pheromone to become a fool

Little Yangliu slapped Qu Wanwan again, the tone was crisper than before, and it knocked Qu Wanwan down.

Wen Sanniang stood beside Qu Jinying and patted her on the shoulder: "Master, please forgive me, okay?"

If someone else came to persuade him, Qu Jinying would never appreciate it. If he let the second room go, how would he discipline the servants in the inner house in the future.

But Wen Sanniang helped her escape, she was a savior, and she needed to know how to repay her kindness.

There was a slack between the brows covered with thick clouds: "Little Yangliu, how many palms have you slapped?"

"Go back to the county master, twelve."

"Okay, Wan'er is also tired, go back to Anyuan and think about it, and get the remaining eight slaps after the confinement is over!"

At this time, Qu Wanwan collapsed on the futon, her hair parted, like a drowning dog that was about to die, as if she had gone through a long torture.

But his eyes were fierce and he refused to admit defeat, staring at Little Yangliu fiercely.

Qu Jinyao on one side also finished receiving the punishment, turned over and lay down, and jumped up again, stretching his waist like a full sleep: "It's really comfortable."

Then she held her stomach and laughed at Qu Wanwan whose face was swollen like a giant pomegranate.

Supported by Liu Erniang, Qu Wanwan staggered out, when she passed by Qu Jinying, she put down her cruel words: "Let's wait and see."

The days returned to calm again, and it was August in a blink of an eye.

The wound on the back of Qu Jinying's neck has healed, and the skin there is soft, leaving a faint scar.Every morning when she gets up to do her makeup, she will touch it subconsciously, and secretly scold her for being shameless and shameless several times.

The selection of the best girls has also officially started.

This is a cumbersome and lengthy process, which is fully handled by the Ministry of Internal Affairs.

First, [-] young girls who have not left the cabinet are selected from among the noble girls of the country, and they are eliminated in two rounds of primary selection and secondary selection.

"Some are a little longer, some are a little shorter, some are a little fatter, and some are a little barren, all of them are supported."

"If the ear, eyes, mouth, nose, hair, skin, waist, limbs, shoulders, or back have an illegal appearance, go away."

What's more, "the old man of the palace leads to the secret room, explores his breasts, sniffs his armpits, and pinches his texture."

Only 50 people were left to enter the final selection.

All the houses were having lunch, and rushed to the front yard to receive the order after hearing the bad news.

The content of the imperial decree is lengthy, to the effect that the three generations of brave and resolute Hou are loyal and good, and give special preferential treatment. The two daughters skip the audition and enter the finals directly.

Qu Ao accepted the imperial edict with a feeling of stepping on shit, and rewarded the internal officials who delivered the edict according to the rules.

How dare the internal officials take the money from the future uncle, he waved his hands again and again: "Congratulations to the Marquis, congratulations to the Marquis, in the future, don't forget about the slave."

Qu Ao clenched his molars, you are so fucking unforgettable.

When the person left, Liu Erniang wept with joy: "Unexpectedly, my Wanwan can also enter the palace, she really looks good on my mother. Ying'er, you are a big sister, I will take care of your little sister more in the palace in the future."

Whether it is tolerable or unbearable, Qu Jinyao cursed: "Bah, you just entered the palace, and your whole family entered the palace."

Qu Wanwan squatted immediately: "Thank you, brother, for your blessing."

Qu Jinyao was annoyed: I will throw dung on this white lotus one day.

"Ying'er, don't be in a hurry, just go and intercede with the Empress Dowager for my father, because of her friendship with your mother—" Qu Ao walked back and forth with his hands behind his back.

Qu Jinying looked up at the blue sky, and said sadly, "I'm afraid it's the empress dowager's intention for me to enter the palace."

Hearing this, Qu Ao stopped.

His Qu family was originally from a scholarly family. Back then, he and his father both held wine offerings in Bailu Cave. There were thousands of disciples, and those who were able to enter the court as officials all regarded themselves as the Bailu Party.

Afterwards, he abandoned literature and went to martial arts, married Qu Jinying's mother, and married the Hua family who owned a hundred thousand Northern Army.

If the two daughters enter the palace, the Qu family will be regarded as under the command of the Hunjun.

... Poor parents all over the world, the queen mother is really worried about her emperor's son.

Qu Jinying murmured: "Do your best to obey the destiny!"

He also said that he wanted to give alms outside the west city gate to help the Yuzhou victims who had fled to Yanjing.

The Ministry of Internal Affairs has been very busy recently. They are rushing to make a special gift, which is similar to black gunpowder, but it is not lethal.

The emperor named it Fireworks.

What a poetic and picturesque name, they dare not live up to the emperor's romance, forgetting to eat and sleep, busy like a spinning top.

The summer heat is smoky, and the heat is unbearable.

Yi Dongpo went to the ice cellar to get ice cubes, and planned to put them in the Hall of Mental Cultivation to help Wei Yansi cool off. When he passed by the building office, he took a look at the fireworks to find out where the fireworks were.

The moment it bloomed in the sky, he called it wonderful.

Back at the Hall of Mental Cultivation, he slapped Wei Yansi who had just finished his afternoon nap.

"This thing is only because there is a world in the sky, how many times can you see it in the world? Long live, you are really a god-man."

Wei Yansi was very useful, and the pride of a science student arose in her heart, she put down the ink brush and said: "It looks more beautiful at night."

Yi Dongpo smiled wretchedly: "Is it for Princess Qinghui?"

"of course."

Wei Yansi called Chunlai in, and urged him to go to Yongyihou's mansion as soon as possible, and asked Qinghui county magistrate to come out of the mansion for a while.Afraid of affecting her boudoir's reputation, she also specifically asked Chunlai to remember to disguise herself so that no one would recognize her as an eunuch from the Palace of Mental Cultivation, so as not to cause further rumors.

Chunlai went to do it immediately, and came back in less than an hour, and said with a sad face: "Long live back, people in the Yongyihou's residence said that the county master Qinghui has gone away."

This kind of excuse is fooling people as soon as it is heard.

Wei Yansi asked, "Did you say where you went?"

"They didn't want to tell the servant. Fortunately, the servant was lucky. After waiting at the gate, he saw Xiao Yangliu, the personal maid of Lord Qinghui...sneakily followed her to the west gate. Guess what I saw?"

"Master Qinghui?"

"Exactly, the Yongyi Hou Mansion set up a porridge shed there to help the victims, and the Lord Qinghui is in charge of it."

Yi Dongpo sighed: "The owner of Qinghui County has a kind heart."

Human beings are indeed beautiful, but it may not be good to kill the king in the future.

Wei Yansi made a decisive decision: "Go, leave the palace."

Yi Dongpo covered his frightened little heart: "Long live, the slave's ass has just healed up, and he can't stand it anymore. You promised the queen mother to stay in the palace well. No joke. The queen mother blames it, and the slave is afraid." It's a dead end."

Wei Yansi sneered slightly: "If you talk too much, I will kill you right now."

Yi Dongpo shrank his head like a tortoise.

Like last time, she also brought Feng He, a powerful imperial guard with martial arts.

Not wanting to attract attention, they each changed into plain clothes, got another plain carriage, and bumped to the west gate.

Under the auspices of Chief Assistant Lu Chijing, a Fufang and a medical workshop have been established here to house the disaster victims.The Ministry of Households allocated money, food and medicinal materials.The Ministry of Officials allocated manpower.More than half of the imperial physicians and doctors from the Imperial Hospital also came.

It's just that the flood victims came too violently, the ambulance team was formed too hastily, without proper discipline, and there are still a large number of victims homeless.They were ragged and skinny, and they fell crookedly at the base of the city wall.

Wei Yansi had never seen such a battle before, so he called to stop and jumped down regardless of Yi Dongpo's obstruction.

Immediately, a thin, yellow-faced young woman came to beg for alms with her child in her arms.

"Young master, please go ahead."

Yi Dongpo and Feng He quickly protected her in the middle.

She looked at the woman for a while: "Didn't the imperial court send out food? I heard that Marquis Yongyi's mansion also set up a porridge shed."

The woman said weakly: "There are too many victims, not enough."

"Impossible." Wei Yansi said resolutely, "Go ahead and see, the imperial court distributed a hundred dans of grain, enough to feed the victims of Yanjing for a month."

The woman seemed to have no strength to speak again, and took a few breaths, her dirty eyes were black and white, shining with hope: "Do you have anything to eat, give me some, I only got porridge yesterday If you get a bowl of porridge from the shed, the child will not be able to bear it."

Wei Yansi couldn't bear it, so she took off the purse at her waist and put the silver into her rough palm.

The woman was flattered, as if she had gained strength from the silver, she knelt down and kept kowtowing.

Seeing this, the people around staggered forward one after another, stretched out their arms as thin as bamboo poles to beg for money: "Master, please do me a favor."

Seeing more and more people, Feng He drew out his sword and waved it, trying to scare them away.

"I beg you, son." The victims did not retreat.

Wei Yansi: "Didn't the court build a porridge shed?"

An old man with a dead wood branch as a crutch said tremblingly: "There is no food! Waiting for a day in the porridge shed may not get a bowl. The number of victims is increasing every day. Food depends on robbing. Yesterday, the porridge shed was crowded. Two buildings collapsed... We are old and sick, so we can't grab it."

As he spoke, he scolded God, and then he scolded the emperor.

"Bold!" Yi Dongpo scolded sharply, "Yanjing is at the foot of the emperor, don't talk nonsense, or you will have something to eat!"

"It's not certain whether I can live until tomorrow? Old man, I have a life, what are you afraid of?"

They started arguing, while the others were madly grabbing the money in the woman's hand, pushing and shoving each other, and then recklessly tried to defend Yansi, startling the horses pulling the cart, their hoofs raised high, and several people were kicked and injured.

The man and the horse were in a mess, and several black hands grabbed Wei Yansi's clothes.

The author has something to say:

I thought about it for a long time, and decided to name the cp "Jinyiwei". Please click the little cutie with this name in the comment area, and I will give you 1000 Jinjiang coins.

Jinyiwei CP will meet tomorrow night, look forward to it~~

Note: The passage about the selection of beautiful women is excerpted from Ji Xiaolan's "The Biography of Empress Ming Yi'an"