Thousands of pets of little mythical beasts [entertainment]

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"Bitter? How could it be?" A person sitting on the innermost side of the dining table heard that he had picked up a chopstick, and said as he picked it up: "I got it off the inspection ship after a lot of hard work. Seeing it here It couldn't be rescued, so I just ran and pulled the chef over there, how could it be so hard?"

After the mutated plants, mutated seafood also appeared one after another. In addition to supplying experiments, there is finally some surplus. Life is no longer like before. A mutated flower requires a city's laboratories to study in turn. Sometimes the last experiment The lab didn't want to hand it over, and the next lab had to gather a team of people to grab it in person.It was really tight.

And some people who are eager to see through have a little way.

At the same time, in order to prevent this precious resource from being monopolized in advance by the rich and powerful, the government has also taken some measures.

Those who have made outstanding contributions to society can be queued up first.

"It's really a bit bitter, you'll know after a taste." The person who ate it first grinned and frowned bitterly, but in the end he couldn't bear to spit out the fish in his mouth.

After what he said, the rest of the people sitting there looked suspicious and raised their chopsticks one after another.

half a minute later

Someone hesitated and said, "Could it be that the gallbladder was not released when making it?"

"What beautiful things are you thinking about?" The man who watched the fish die first said, "Why do you have to deal with eating mutated fish? If people outside who haven't lined up know that you still want to eat gall, fish Throw away all the intestines and eat only fish, maybe you can be covered in sacks in the middle of the night."

After finishing speaking, the man had a regretful expression on his face. He looked at the steamed fish in front of him and said, "I have already agreed with Lao Zhao in the kitchen. When I bring the fish, he will cook it for me as it is. I didn't expect it to be It’s a bad move, let the testing ship hold it for me to continue the experiment.”

Hearing what he said, the people around him thought about it and nodded: "That's right. I'm mainly worried about whether the seafood has gone bad. If it doesn't work, the long queue will be in vain. Empty joy. "

Where does their bitterness come from? Some time ago, I saw on the news that there was an old man in city C who was in the medicinal materials business. He happened to be lucky enough to catch up with the land recovery in city C. I don’t know where he got such a boss a coptis.It was only later that I found out that this Coptis chinensis is also a mutant plant.

It's a pity that Coptis chinensis had already been processed when I knew it.According to later research by experts, the effects of mutated plants will slowly fade with the loss of vitality.You can't stay.

The old man is also a ruthless person. He rejected all the people who came waving banknotes to hear the news, and also rejected the unfilial sons and daughters who were unfilial in the early years. Now after hearing the news, all the children gathered around him, and he and his wife directly treated the Coptis chinensis as It was chewed raw like sugar cane.

Later, someone interviewed the old man and asked if eating Coptis chinensis felt bitter. The old man grinned and replied: "It's not bitter, old man. This is the sweetest thing I've ever eaten in my life."

"Since you all think it's bitter, then I'll take it easy." The person who took the first bite was the first to recall it, and said that he was about to take a whole plate of steamed fish into his arms.

Looking at his behavior, the rest of the people don't know.

Bitterness is a bit bitter, but I feel comfortable after eating it!

As long as you are happy in your heart, not to mention just a plate of slightly bitter fish, even if you really eat a bad stomach and squat in the toilet for a day, it will be beautiful.

So everyone came back to their senses and shouted: "Stop! Old Liu, you are too shameless!"

"Put down that plate of fish!"

"You all take it easy, I'm going to take some back for my wife and daughter to taste."

"Me too, leave the fish head to me."

"Bah, that's a good idea."

In this way, the tearful child who suffered from tooth extraction randomly invited his uncles and aunts to have a Coptis chinensis meal.

The uncles and aunts were laughing while eating the big meal, and the children had red eyes with a hemostatic cotton ball stuffed in their mouths.

"Father, I won't come to see the dentist anymore, okay?" Fei Fei was slurring his words because of something in his mouth.When he looked up at Lin Sinian, he looked so pitiful.

Lin Sinian couldn't say whether he would come or not in the future.You can't promise the children things randomly, you can only squat down and hug Feifei, and then walk slowly and say: "Dad doesn't want Feifei to come to see the dentist, Feifei, touch your father's hand, it's sweaty."

Hearing this, Feifei stretched out his small hand and touched the palm of his father, it was really wet.

"But this time, although the tooth was pulled out, the dentist uncle also told Dad that Philip's teeth were well protected, and there has been no tooth decay since the filling. Philip came this time because he wanted to Change teeth, but a child only changes teeth once in a lifetime. When we have changed the teeth, we will keep them as good as before.”

Feifei lay on her father's shoulder and sobbed a little, which was the sequelae of crying just now.

"Really?"

Lin Sinian nodded: "Really, that's what the dentist uncle told Dad."

After Philip returned home, the little guy who had just had his tooth pulled couldn't chew and eat at will.Yang Yuying felt sorry for her little grandson, so she boiled some red dates and pear tea for him. After boiling, she strained out the red dates and pears, left the slightly sweet juice, put it into a cup, and then inserted a straw for Fei Fei to drink.

Holding a glass of pear tea, Fei Fei watched the TV that his brother had just turned on for him, and a piece of news on current affairs happened to be broadcast on it.It is said that for some unknown reason, some mutated seafood and mutated plants around the world have suddenly become bitter.

According to information provided by some enthusiastic citizens, the cactus in their house, which was originally in good shape, actually smelled like coptis!

[The above is the content of today's real-time broadcast.Experts said that the specific reason for this change has not yet been found, and once progress is made, they will communicate with the public as soon as possible. 】

Fei Fei blinked his eyes that were extraordinarily clear and moist after crying, thinking while looking: What does Coptis chinensis taste like?What is the taste that is almost as bitter as Coptis chinensis?

But no matter what, the little guy felt that it should be more difficult than pulling out teeth.He would rather eat coptis than pull his teeth.

Coptidis on TV looks like a plant, Fei Fei likes to be vegetarian, and Fei Fei can eat Coptidis.

At night, Lin Sinian took a pillow and slept with Philip on his big bed because he thought that Philip had just had a day trip to the dentist during the day, and he was afraid that he would sleep alone and have nightmares.

Before going to bed, Philippe cleaned the deciduous teeth he pulled out today and put them in a small glass bottle on the bedside. He counted the total four teeth in the bottle. The little guy changed his wish to see the Tooth Fairy recently into Already: Hope to have all my teeth replaced by the end of second grade and no more trips to the dentist.

Adhering to such a beautiful hope, the little guy who had been tossing all day leaned against his father and gradually fell asleep.

In the last week of the second semester of the second grade, Philip did not fulfill his wish.But a strange group of people came to Qixing Primary School.

These people were wearing white study uniforms, and in their pockets were the lab armbands of the Judgment Council, which they took off specially. They packed a box of test paper-like things perfectly, and then handed them over to the principal of Seven Star Elementary School.

"This is the latest result of research by the laboratory and several experts. Now it has almost entered the stage of semi-public experimentation before large-scale promotion. Qixing Primary School has won this opportunity. You should know how to give children a test In detail?"

The principal nodded solemnly, "Students can't be aware that they are doing a transition period psychological test, otherwise it will affect the final accuracy, right?"

"Hmm." The researcher who was facing the principal nodded. "Just let the kids think of it as a common exam."

"In that case..." the headmaster pondered, "Do you think this will work? Currently, our school has not conducted final exams. To be on the safe side, mix these test questions with the final exam papers, and call it the final exam paper. These students will definitely not think of it. "

The researcher in charge nodded: "In that case, it's fine."

"Finally, to test the students, have you obtained the consent of the parents?"

The headmaster nodded, "Of course, I don't dare to make a decision on such a big matter."

Then there is no problem.

In the next few days, the school's teachers in charge of writing the questions worked overtime, trying to integrate the set of psychological test questions from the trial laboratory into the students' final exam papers as much as possible without any sense of disobedience.

Especially the math test papers and Chinese test papers. By the end of the third day, the test papers of these two subjects were four or five pages longer than in previous years.

The most excessive thing is Chinese, because based on the psychological test questions that Philip and the others have done before, they have made follow-up improvements, resulting in two more essays and two diaries in this Chinese test.

It is all for the purpose of observing the students' written expressions in detail when marking the papers later, and playing an auxiliary analysis role.

Looking at the final papers that were ready in front of him, Lao Ma, the third grade head teacher who was also responsible for the papers, clicked his tongue and said, "When the exam tomorrow, those little guys won't cry?"

A teacher next to him responded, "It's okay for the senior students, but it's really hard to say for the lower grade students who are like one, two or three years old."

"No matter what, this exam is very important to the students and the parents of the students. Even if they cry while writing, the invigilator can't be soft-hearted. Cry...um...then cry and write. You can't let them go until you finish writing."

As soon as these words came out, all the teachers looked at each other in blank dismay.It seems that I saw those little guys who were wiping tears while doing the test papers in the exam tomorrow.

Finally, they locked the test papers in the cabinet and left.

The exams for the students of Qixing Elementary School are divided into exam rooms, and there will be no more than five children in a class in the same exam room.

Fei Fei's final exam room was assigned to a fourth-grade classroom, and Jiang Wei and Zhang Xiaohu were with him.

The rest of the children in Class [-], Grade [-] were scattered in other examination rooms.

The examination time for students in grades [-] to [-] starts at the same time.

Philip sat in front of a small table with nothing on it, and arranged his pens, erasers, rulers, sharpeners, and draft paper one by one.Then I sat down and waited for the teacher above to distribute the test papers.

Before the exam, Zhang Xiaohu and Jiang Wei made a gesture to Feifei: Come on, Feifei!You are the best!

Philippe also gave them a cheering gesture back.

The children present all thought that this was just an ordinary final exam, but when the teacher found the Chinese test paper first, they were almost all dumbfounded.

There is no composition in the second grade exam, at most it is just a diary.

But for today's exam, they were actually asked to write two essays and two diaries? !

Looking at the big characters on the paper again, it is indeed the second grade test paper.

Facing the six-page test paper, Philip thought to himself that today might be a day of exams.With so many topics, I can't finish writing in one day.

Just as he thought this way, he flipped through the pages of the test paper, and suddenly stopped, his eyes widened in surprise.

Some topics are so familiar.

Seeing a familiar topic, Philippe flipped through it again.This is unbelievable. There are many questions on the test paper that are very familiar.

Is it a coincidence that Philip remembered the source of his familiarity?He raised his face with a serious expression.Suddenly thought of the worst possibility: Oops!Or did my dad steal the school exam papers and make them for me in advance?

No, no.Al and Yuanyuan said that what we wrote last time was a general psychological test, not a test paper.

The author has something to say: Feifei started to use his little brain and tried his best to help his father excuse.

Philip: My father is not such a person. There must be a misunderstanding.Holmes frowned, realizing that this matter was not simple.