Thousands of pets of little mythical beasts [entertainment]

The trending search that has been at a high level has been refreshed, and it has disappeared.Should have been deleted.Even the hot search for picking flowers together with the one below disappeared.

This is also normal, most people now only think that this is just a rumor that stirs people's hearts. Ever since the Internet came into existence, this kind of thing has happened many times over the years.Due to the website algorithm, this article stayed on the homepage for a few minutes. Now that the website reacted, it was deleted as well.

After all, people who see this trending search can't really be convinced that it is true, so they have the idea of ​​picking a flower and trying it.Just treat it as a good deed every day, and let go of those little flowers and grasses that were harmed by "Nianhua Yixiao" a few years ago.

But many people forget that people, most of them have a rebellious mentality.The more you don't let him do something, the more likely he will do it.On the contrary, if you were crying and begging him to go outside and try to pick a flower, maybe he would dismiss it.

[Pick the flowers, right?I'm in City C right now, and I have money to spare, so I'm picking flowers with my wallet in my pocket.Wait for me to report back. 】Although the hot search was deleted, someone reposted this article and said that he had gone out to pick flowers with 2000 yuan in cash.

Someone left a comment under this forwarding, advising him not to pick the flowers in the flower beds on the roadside, but to just pick a flower on the side of the road for a while.Is it possible that even mutated flowers discriminate against wild flowers now, quite a regular army? 2000 yuan is used to buy pork ribs, isn't it delicious?

When leaving this comment, it was a joke visible to the naked eye of the commenter.

But this little brother picking flowers who had already gone out with his wallet was quite stubborn, saying: I just want to pick exactly the same as the picture!I don't want the wrong color!I will pick a pink flower and a purple flower.

The little brother stubbornly came to the roadside flower bed, and stubbornly picked two flowers.Then he stubbornly paid a fine of 2000 yuan to the roadside staff on duty.In the end, she returned home stubbornly, and planted two newly picked five-petal flowers, one pink and one purple, together with their roots, into her own flower pot and placed them beside her bed.

This little brother seemed to have a good dream that night.He dreamed that he had become a little flower swaying in the wind, with delicate branches, stems and leaves, absorbing dew and sunshine every day like other little flowers in the garden, striving to grow up.

As a result, one day, when he was stretching out the branches and leaves facing the sun, suddenly a big hand stretched out towards him and uprooted him.Then, he threw him on the ground and crushed him vigorously with his feet.

The little brother who was sleeping soundly woke up suddenly.He patted his chest in shock, and looked angrily at the flowers placed by the bed.

"I really believed in your evil. You said it was effective. Before I was happy, I started to have nightmares. My fine of 2000 yuan, 90.00% of it will be in vain." As he said, he Get out of bed and pour yourself a glass of water.

This is actually just an ordinary nightmare, and it may have something to do with him picking flowers during the day.It has nothing to do with the flower itself.He complained, but what he didn't realize was that usually when he had a nightmare and woke up from the dream, he would always have an indescribable feeling of irritability, as if a person whose way out was blocked was suddenly caught in the dark. I tripped over a small stone under my feet. This small stone had nothing to do with it, but it gave the already depressed person an outlet to vent.

This is the same as a quarrel between male and female friends. One party's emotions gradually reach a breaking point in the accumulated conflicts. In the end, it is very likely that this breaking point is only a trivial and absurd incident.

I like to drink salty tofu nao, but you actually like sweet ones?

I cross the door with my left foot, why are you with your right foot?

Your family actually eats meat dumplings?

Let's break up!We don't get along at all.

Every time I have a nightmare, the person who wakes up from the nightmare is actually the same.However, it was as if too negative emotions had reached a breaking point in the accumulation of days, and then they used the excuse of nightmares to erupt again and again.

After the outbreak, use this excuse to empty the emotional storage tank, and after dawn tomorrow, you will be a hero again.

Only this time was different. The flower picker felt that he might have lost his 2000 yuan and felt distressed. In addition, he was too tired from picking and planting flowers during the day, so he slept more soundly.So before he could figure out why, he yawned and then shuffled towards the bed.Then he fell headfirst on the bed.

As the days passed, more and more people went to Shanhai Paradise, and more and more people tried to pick flowers by themselves after reading the popular articles.

One morning, when someone stretched his waist, looked out of the window refreshedly, and accidentally turned to his bed, there were one, two, or a bunch of flowers in a flowerpot. When the flowers were blooming, he suddenly screamed out.

"Fuck!"

"what!!!"

"Oh my god! What Hot Search said is true!"

C city local self-built group

[Little Dragon Man: Hurry up, hurry up! @All Members Hurry up!Big news, I have big news here! ! !After the last hot search, my cousin went out and picked a bouquet of flowers, all of which were planted by the bedside.Over the past few days, I don't know which one of the flower ancestors has manifested. All in all, it has an effect!Now my cousin is so beautiful, lying on the bed while watching flowers and listening to nursery rhymes, he is so jealous of me! 】

[Padded jacket gentleman: @小龙人, are you telling the truth? 】

[Xiaolongren: Of course it's true. I'm carrying all my family's savings and carrying our family's hopes. Before everyone realizes it, I'll directly contract the flower bed where my cousin picked flowers before!My aunt and uncle are also there, and now they are pulling my cousin to remind him where he picked the flowers. 】

Beside the flower bed of a university in city C, a man wearing glasses and pouting his buttocks, carefully making small moves with a hoe like a thief took time to read the news in the group.After reading the message sent by Xiaolongren, he frowned and directly operated a few times.

Xiaolongren has been banned by the group leader

Xiaolongren has been removed from the group by the group leader

The group owner turns on the mode of banning all speeches

After the operation was completed, the man slightly relaxed his frown.

No matter how many flowers there are in City C, it's still not enough for the amusic people all over the world to dig.Don't take advantage of the fact that few people know about it now, and when most people still regard it as a rumor and joke, act first and dig more.Instead, they yelled in the C city group with so many people, and they couldn't help but say who are you banning?Who will be removed from the group if you are not removed from the group?

In another corner of City C, the big boy named 'Xiaolongren' who was also sneaking around to harm the greenery didn't blame the group leader for removing him from the group, but instead patted himself as if he remembered something Mouth.

This mouth, why is it so loose.All of them went out to bald at once.This group leader should be the same as him, the one who discovered the truth about the mutant flower, right?

Fortunately, the group leader stopped it in time. He just sent out this message, so not many people should have seen it, right?

The big boy comforted himself, and then he heard the voice of his uncle greeting him.

"Xiao Xu, come over and have a look. Your cousin said that he found the mutated flower here. I think it is the same. The flowers in this flower bed are blooming very well, there must be mutated flowers!"

Without refusing to refute my uncle's good flower blooming and mutation, there seems to be no necessary connection, the boy ran over in a hurry. "Really, Uncle? Let me see."

At this time, the boy's cousin put down the binoculars and interjected to remind him: "Let's hurry up, I think someone is coming over there. They are also carrying flower pots and hoes, and they must also come to pick flowers. It's too late, Xiao Xu, Let's take all the flowers in this area away, and we don't need to wait for someone to come to collect the fine, anyway, there are cameras, and tomorrow I will hand it in directly online."

"it is good."

After all, several people stopped talking.Dultou began to swing the hoe very quickly with his hands.

When the group of them retreated, only an empty flower bed was left for the latecomers.

In order to prevent the flowers from suddenly changing their environment and not getting used to it, the boy whose real name is Feng Xu, and whose online name is Xiaolongren directly teamed up with his relatives to dig up all the mud in the flower beds!

In this world, as long as something is placed on the Internet, there is no absolute confidentiality.What's more, there are so many people who know this time.Counting down, there are no less than a hundred people who actually dug up the flowers grown from Philip's seeds.

All of a sudden, City C became bustling like never before.There are flower pickers everywhere.Even if there are police patrolling the flower beds later, even if the court has raised the fine for picking flowers without permission from the sky-high price of one thousand to three thousand, there will always be someone who can take advantage of the gap of a second or two, He walked away the flowers in the flower bed casually.

However, these flower-picking thieves are very particular about thieves and thieves. Every time they steal flowers, they don't forget to leave a few neat banknotes in the flower bed.

As a result, a new urban legend spread in City C following the youthful and frivolous sex.

Legend: If you want to get rich overnight, go find a flower, and then sleep next to the flower bushes. When you wake up the next day, you may become a millionaire!There are banknotes everywhere.

Everyone scoffed at this new urban legend.Who wants your money?If I could find a whole bush that hasn't been discovered yet, I'd dig overnight!Only when there is a string in the head will you sleep there, and then wait for the latecomers to dig up all the flowers, leaving only a land of fines.

money?What's the use of money!In front of happiness, money TM is a piece of useless waste paper, a string of meaningless numbers!

I only need to spend now, whoever brings money to me, vulgar!How vulgar!

Seven Star Primary School

Principal's office

At this moment, the principal felt that he had nowhere to vent his anger, and could only turn around in the office like a spinning top being whipped.

Standing in front of him was the same distressed and heartbroken face, so remorseful that he wished he could kill his own vice principal who made the decision at the time.

Finally, 10 minutes later, the principal, who was already in his fifties, stopped walking in circles. He just wanted to talk to the vice principal, but he opened his mouth and went back to his desk to pick up a cup of green tea that had been defeated. , and then said: "They must have known about this a long time ago, so they are so kind to help our school make flower arrangements for free! I watched it at the school in the past two days, and they all changed. The old ones in the school All the flowers have been replaced!"

As he said that, the headmaster thumped his chest distressedly: "All have been replaced, all have been replaced. I heard from the nurse at the school hospital that when the child from the Qu family was sent to the school hospital, his ear There was a flower on it. It must have been brought down when it fell down the hill.

Here, the Qu family’s children fell down with flowers, and within a few days there, the floral art company established by the Qu family came to our school to renovate the flowers and plants.How could there be such a coincidence?

I think, maybe there were mutant flowers in our school at that time. "

As he spoke, the headmaster beat his chest again, "My heart, my old heart. It hurts me to death."

The headmaster beat his chest and feet in the office, feeling sorry for the flowers he had lost.Fei Fei, who was stepping into Class [-], Grade [-], was overwhelmed by flowers unexpectedly and within reason.

It is really flooded.Many of the various flowers piled up beside the desk have been carefully planted in beautiful flower pots, and they are all neatly placed on Philip's desk.When stacked, it is estimated that it will be higher than the ceiling.

If this scene is seen by outsiders, it will probably make people die of jealousy when the Judgment Council starts to control it, and when the flower picking robbers are getting more and more difficult.

"Why did you suddenly send me flowers?" A pot of flowers was also stuffed into Feifei's hands. The child wanted to say that he has a lot of flowers planted in his home, and he has no shortage of flowers.So don't send him flowers.

A little girl from the same class stood in front of Feifei, and said in a very serious tone: "Many adults said that this flower has an effect, and that some flowers in our city C have grown mutant flowers that can relieve amusia and transition period. We Now with Feifei, I am very happy every day. So I can’t try to see if it is useful. But if so many adults say it is useful, it should be useful.”

As soon as the little girl finished speaking, Zhao Qi, Dongdong, and Wei Yechen also walked in with a pot of flowers.

Zhao Qi put the flowers next to Fei Fei, looked at Fei Fei who was bewildered, as if he didn't know at all, and said earnestly: "Fei Fei, even Chu Xiaohan and your family didn't think about you. , we also want to help you think about it. I don’t know if this flower only grows this season. Don’t worry, we will help you pay attention to it every year in the future. It’s better to take precautions and wait until you need to use it. It’s better than nothing .”

Zhao Qi said the last sentence with some difficulty.

"Qiqi, what are you talking about?" Everyone seemed to be playing charades, and it was difficult for Feifei to understand.

Behind Feifei, Cao Xiaoyuan walked around in front of him, stretched out his hand and lightly touched the petals of the little flower, his tone was not like a child for a moment: "Feifei, the transition period is very bitter."

So, take back all the flowers they found.Although it’s not that time yet, maybe just watching and smelling like this year after year, Philip won’t be so sad when the transition period comes later.

Better yet, let them have more extravagant expectations, maybe Philip will not have a conversion period.

I don’t want to make Philip feel sad in the future, and I want the term transition period to disappear forever in Philip’s life, as long as I think that in the future, Philip may suffer as much as those people they have seen... I dare not think.

I really dare not think about it.The conversion period is something that is always on the minds of all the children who love Philippe very much.

So when they knew there was this kind of flower, their first reaction was: find it, and give it to Philippe every year.

"Feifei, you must always be as happy as you are now." Wei Yechen carefully put the flower away, it was a mutated flower that he had identified.

Philip felt that the atmosphere suddenly became much heavier. Everyone in this world, including children, always carried more things in their hearts than the hearts of happy cubs.

Usually it doesn't show it very much, but the children in this world are indeed too precocious.

This is actually not luck, but shackles.

Philip instinctively didn't like the current atmosphere, he nodded vigorously while holding the little flowers in both hands, and even took the flowers in his hands little by little.

"Well! Feifei will be happy forever. Everyone will be happy too." The child stretched out a white and tender little finger: "Let's pull the hook."

"Okay, let's pull the hook. Philip promised us, and we must remember it in the future."

Fei Fei and all the children in the class hooked up one by one.

Every time one was ticked, a child said silently in his heart: I hope that Philip will be happy forever.

He is a little friend like a little angel, maybe when he was born, everyone was bitten like a rotten apple.Only Philip was different. He was born whole and beautiful.

Otherwise, how to explain that he is so good and so likable?When I was with him, it seemed that I was also infected and became happy.No, I really became happy.

It must be so.

God, since Philip has been born so completely, let him always be a complete little red apple.

Don't, don't come to bite him secretly again.

If you want to bite, then, then bite me!

The children prayed sincerely, beautifully, and full of dedication to the flowers in the house.

The author has something to say: The pirated version has been tossed around and returned to the rightful owner.

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