Me and the villain's CP exploded [Transmigration Book]

The director was serious, "How about it, is this card okay?"

Liu Wanwan: "..."

He Guangguang: "..."

He Guangguang was the first to be discouraged, and patted Liu Wanwan's shoulder sadly, "I'm sorry, I can't compare."

Liu Wanwan was equally sad, "Do you think I can compare?"

One is a beauty.

One is the emperor.

There is also one who can ride wildly on the neck of the gold master's father.

The two of them compare each other from their hearts.

"Hahahahahaha."

Qin Ming's smile was unreserved, tears were about to come out, Pierre and Lao Fang couldn't help laughing.

Three flying guests walked over, Yu Mei asked with a smile, "What are you laughing at?"

Qin Ming introduced, "These two people are not convinced by your cards, and they are not happy to applaud you, saying that they want to fight with you."

Yu Mei grinned, "So they are Congxin?"

Liu Wanwan responded: "Do you think my kneeling posture is standard?"

Yu Mei: "Hey, it seems not quite standard."

Liu Wanwan: "...please forgive me, sister."

Shen Qing sat next to Pierre, and before he spoke, He Guangguang rushed over very sensitively, first handed him a cup of tea respectfully, and then beat his shoulders considerately and obediently.

"Mentor, what do you think of my strength?"

"Do you want to push harder?"

Shen Qing is not someone who can't play tricks, so he simply leaned back, crossed his legs, and looked like a big boss.

"Well, focus again."

"Go to the left. After passing, go back."

"Well, here it is, continue."

"Hey, I listen to you."

There was a lot of laughter in the lobby.

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"Now that the friends are here, let's move on to the next stage." The director said without hesitation, "Have you read the process I showed you before? The theme of our issue this time is to entertain friends, and I will give you a reminder to let you Try to learn how to cook a few dishes."

"I don't know how your practice is going..."

A group of mc:? ? ?

He Guangguang turned pale with shock, "Director, why did you even say this? I specially prepared a dish, and I wanted to brag about it in front of the fans."

The director walked in the forefront, "Come on, I saw your circle of friends, your teammates said that all you cook is pig food... follow us to the ingredients market."

He Guangguang's face turned dark, who is it?Which bastard is talking nonsense?

Peel patted him on the shoulder, "Be sincere, look, did the incident happen?"

"For the sake of my teammates, I can't eat the food you cook later. I can share mine with you...Of course my sister-in-law has to eat first."

He Guangguang turned into a puffer fish.

Shen Qing passed behind the two of them with a bag on his back, hesitated to speak, "I'd rather eat his."

Pierre who was slapped in the face by the speed of light:? ? ?

With a pop of He Guangguang, the second-year middle school boy questioned his soul, "Sister-in-law, who are you with?"

Fan: [Hahahahaha the director is too sincere]

[He Guangguang: Director, what's the matter with you, you can't be good friends anymore]

[Speed ​​of light face jpg]

[Hahahahaha Peel this expression I can laugh for a year]

[Shen Qing: Be with Delicious]

[Where is this going?What does food yard mean? ]

[......]

[Fuck!The program team is awesome! ]

Shen Qing looked at the changed beach outside the hotel and squinted his eyes. When he came to the hotel yesterday, there was nothing on the beach that came with the hotel, but today it has changed.

A one-meter-deep hole was dug out on the beach, and a sign was erected in front of it, (fishing area), and there were a few scattered fish in it, each of which was one meter long.

Shen Qing couldn't help but compare his own arms at the end, the smallest one was longer than his own.

Director: "We have come to the ingredients market, let's talk about today's requirements."

"The guests present need to use the whole fish feast as the theme to entertain the visiting friends. I reminded you to practice in advance. It should be quite simple to complete the task. I hope everyone enjoys eating."

Qin Ming: "..."

Old Fang: "..."

Pierre: "..."

He Guangguang: "..."

"You shouldn't remind us to practice cooking, you should remind us to practice cooking fish."

The director turned a deaf ear, and after explaining the rules, he patted his ass and sat on the beach chair to rest.

Several MCs looked at each other, "What kind of dishes did you practice?"

"Fried potato slices."

"Tomato eggs."

"Egg fried rice."

"Stir-fried vegetables."

"Cucumber salad."

In short, they are very simple dishes, and no one pays attention to how to cook the fish.

Several people were silent for a while, Qin Ming still had a sliver of hope, "Xiaomei, can you cook?"

Yu Mei smiled awkwardly.

"emperor?"

The professional emperor coughed twice, "This is too difficult."

Qin Ming's eyes fell on Shen Qing, Shen Qing was about to speak, when he saw Qin Ming's eyes flickering past him, "Forget it, there is no need to ask about this."

Shen Qing regained consciousness:? ? ?

Even though I know it's true, I'm still upset.

He snorted, "Perhaps you should think about whether you can catch fish or not."

The eyes of several people fell into the fish pond, Qin Ming didn't care, "How can it be so big that they can't catch it?"

Liu Wanwan also agreed, "It's not easy to catch a small fish, but it's so big that you can catch it with your eyes closed. Look at how fat this fish is, it can hardly swim anymore."

No one was worried, and the few people swore, "Don't worry, let us catch fish, and you will never be hungry."

Qin Ming: "The fish can be caught in at most 5 minutes, or how to prepare the fish well?"

Liu Wanwan: "You need 5 minutes, I can do it in 3 minutes."

"???"

"Then I will take 2 minutes."

"1 minutes for me."

"I can catch the fish by bending down, and it takes two seconds."

"..."

Liu Wanwan: "You must be bragging."

How can I admit it after I have said it, Qin Ming refused to admit it, his face did not change, "I never brag, if I can't catch it in two seconds, I will call you Dad."

Shen Qing's expression was complicated, sympathetic and pity.

Just now, looking at the sea in front of him, he understood what the power of the sea monster is. Just like in the legend, the sea monster can make waves and command a few schools of fish.The sea brought him a very intimate feeling.

In the end, before he had time to be shocked, he heard the discussion between the two.

...I'm afraid you haven't experienced the power of a fish's tail.

Fan: [Looking at Shen Qing's expression, I feel a little flustered, big fish can't be really hard to catch, right? ]

[Worried about it, how can it be so big that it can't be caught? ]

[Shen Qing cares a bit too much. ]

[? ? ?It says that you can definitely catch it. Have you never caught a fish?The power of the fish is great, okay? ]

[The person who was slapped in the face by the fish tail drifts past silently. ]

Of course, the MCs couldn't see the discussion on the barrage. They were full of confidence, changed their clothes and went into the water, "Who will come first?"

Qin Ming stroked his sleeves, "I'll come, you guys don't have to come down, I can do it myself."

As he spoke, he went down to the pool confidently.

The pool is not big, and the big fish swim around in it, looking a little lazy. The sound of humans entering the pool only makes the nearby fish swim forward [-] centimeters, and then lazily stop there.

As long as Qin Ming bent down, he could catch that fish.

Qin Ming bent down and put on a posture, "I'm going to catch you."

Several guests held their breaths.

Qin Ming raised his two arms and quickly broke through the water to catch the big fish. The fish wagged its tail sharply and swam out from his palm.

Liu Wanwan breathed a sigh of relief, "You can't do that!"

Qin Ming moved his finger, "It's so slippery, I made a mistake, try again."

"Huh? You run pretty fast?"

"Run away again?"

"Come again."

"Why is the fish so slippery? I obviously touched it."

"Run away again?!"

It only took Qin Ming 5 minutes from being full of self-confidence at the beginning to being unable to laugh and furious.

"I don't believe it anymore, come again!"

Liu Wanwan hissed for a while, and sat down by the pool, "Mr. Qin, can you do it? If you can't, I'll take it."

Do not steam the buns to fight for breath.

Qin Ming took a deep breath, focused his gaze, and threw himself at a fish without hesitation.

A wave splashed in the water, and Qin Ming came out with the big fish in his arms, smiling happily, "I caught it!!"

A few guests: "That's awesome——"

Shen Qing couldn't bear to sigh.

Before he could finish his words, the fish with its head out of the water seemed to have reacted, and its tail swung in an amazing arc in the air.

"Fuck!"

Qin Ming was beaten to one side, and sat down into the pool, making huge waves.

The cyan fish turned over in the air and plunged into the water again.

There was silence by the pool.

Qin Ming got out of the water, half of his face was flushed red, and he was still full of horror.

Several guests unconsciously covered the upper half of their faces, and their feet retracted instantly when they touched the water.

"..."

Liu Wanwan's eyes straightened, and he murmured, "Is this fish so scary?"

He Guangguang swallowed his saliva, "If I fail, I admit defeat. I will leave the task of catching fish to my brothers."

Pierre, "I can't either, leave it all to Brother Qin."

Several people looked at each other and reached an agreement: "You are right!"

Shen Qing could not help but twitched the corners of his mouth when he heard the words of the guests clearly, he stretched out his hand towards Qin Ming, "Brother Qin, come up and have a rest first."

Only then did Qin Ming come back to his senses, unable to believe it, "I can't even match the strength of a fish? It slapped its tail, and I was stunned."

Shen Qing couldn't bear to tell the truth, "Maybe you didn't pay attention."

"No, I can't catch it even if I pay attention." Qin Mingsheng had nothing to love, "I'm too good at it."

Shen Qing, "Everyone has good and bad skills, and you still have many advantages."

Qin Ming, "Give me an example?"

Shen Qing glanced at him, "You have a good figure?"

Qin Ming:? ? ?

He froze for a moment, then asked Shen Qing in a low voice, "Tell me honestly, will Pi always watch this variety show?"

The author has something to say: Supplement 16 and one update.