Me and the villain's CP exploded [Transmigration Book]

...or should he go?

The idea popped into Peel's mind, his sister-in-law couldn't take off the hat, if he could, wouldn't it mean he won his sister-in-law?

As soon as this idea appeared in his mind, it took root, and it grew bigger and bigger, lingering.

The more I think about it, the more I think it is a good way!

The point is that this method will not cause his brother to be too angry.

The multiple rings of teeth marks on the forehead are privacy, and it is not good for the company's subordinates to see - he is not a subordinate, he is his brother!He has seen hickey marks on his neck!

The more Peel thought about it, the more he felt that this plan was perfect, yes!Done!

Just do what you want, and Peel immediately started thinking about how to do it.

It must not be too late, it doesn't matter if the tooth marks are only seen by him, after all, he has seen them more than once, if he takes off the hat after leaving the house, embarrassing his brother, then he will be finished.

So sooner rather than later.

But it takes a little skill to do it.

The possibility of a successful sneak attack is too small. He has a deep understanding of his brother's reaction speed. He has never hit him once since he was a child, and he was the one who really hurt him.

He thought too much, he didn't want to fight, he saw the opportunity to knock off a hat, in fact, there was a chance, the hat fell off as soon as he touched it.

Pierre rolled his eyeballs, his eyelids twitched.

Is the left eye jumping for money or jumping into disaster?

It should jump for money, anyway, it can't jump for disaster, where did he get any disaster.

When Peel was making plans, he found an unexpected situation, "Brother, aren't you going to work?"

"I asked for leave."

He even asked for leave!good!

Today is really his lucky day! !

"..."

President Pi asked for leave, sat on the sofa after dinner, held Shen Qing's hand, and talked to him from time to time.

"I want candy."

Shen Qing gave him a piece of candy in his hand.

"You feed me."

Shen Qing expressed sympathy, and fed him the sugar in his hand.

It can be said that everything is obedient.

Even Pixiu agreed to hug him.

While being hugged, he said to the system, "I'm looking at him for pity."

System: "I understand, I understand."

Pixiu's wounded heart healed a lot, and the little hands in his hands were warm, which gave him great comfort.

President Pi let go of his wife, and continued to ask for comfort, "I want to eat oranges."

Shen Qing followed suit one by one.

In the eyes of outsiders, this scene must be able to blind the eyes of single dogs.In the eyes of the single dog Peel, he didn't feel sad at all this time, he just felt: Wucao, the opportunity has come.

If you don't do it now, when will you do it?

Pierre held the pillow, approached from behind the sofa, waited for the opportunity, and then jumped out, "Brother, do you need a pillow, here is the pillow!"

When he handed it over, the square pillow brushed against Pi Wujin's head, and then touched the hat, which fell off.

"I'm sorry, sorry, did you touch your hat? I'm sorry, I just give you a pillow."

——This is the scenario he envisioned. The reality is that before the pillow reaches the back of his head, his brother blocked it with his hand and took it directly, "I'll do it myself."

Peel looked disappointed.

Why is this reaction so fast?

lost.

Pi Wujin narrowed his eyes, "What are you thinking?"

Pierre smiled quickly, "I was wondering if you are thirsty? I found a way to make tea that tastes really good. How about I make you a cup?"

Pi Wujin looked at him for a while, then hummed.

Peel: Forget it, let's keep going.

If it doesn't work once, there will be a next time.

—

At this time Pi Zong and Shen Qing didn't realize his purpose, they simply thought that Pi Er had thought of some trick to please Pi Zong.

They never expected that Peel would be a blockbuster if he didn't make a sound.

Shen Qing and Pi Zong sat on the sofa for two hours, and Pi Zong, who had been comforted by his wife, finally regained his composure, and entered the state of blowing rainbow farts again.

Although what happened last night made him a little uncomfortable, but President Pi had already prepared himself for it.

This is all to blame for that cub in Shen Qing's stomach, who would grab gold from his father before he was even born!

Shen Qing has restrained himself many times. Before that, he had many opportunities to shave him bald, but he gave up. This time, he has been irritable before going to bed, and he probably couldn't control it anymore.

Little brat, wait for him to come out and see how he can teach him a lesson!

——Since the hair has fallen out, it cannot be wasted. Qingqing seems to like this kind of...

Seeing him here, Shen Qing is really pitiful, but he is still bragging about his rainbow fart, so he treats Boss Pi a little better.

For a while, the two actually had a bit of affection.

However, after sitting on the sofa for a long time, it is also very tiring to maintain one posture all the time, Shen Qing invited Pi Wujin, "Well, do you want to go out for a walk together?"

"Okay." Pai Yao immediately agreed.

But it may have been sitting for a long time, and Shen Qing has been lacking in nutrition since she was pregnant. When she stood up suddenly, she felt dizzy for a while, and her eyes went dark and she fell forward.

"Clear!"

Mr. Pi next to him reacted very quickly and hugged him into his arms, "Are you okay? Are you dizzy? How are you doing now?"

"No, I was standing too hastily." Shen Qing shook his head and slowed down.

Peel, who was pouring tea, was also startled.

But seeing that his brother had perfectly hugged his sister-in-law into his arms, Shen Qing also said that it was all right, and heaved a sigh of relief.

It's okay, just scare me.

Just as he was about to go back to make tea again, the second-year middle school boy paused again, with a flash of inspiration, no, he was standing next to his brother, who was holding his sister-in-law and couldn't move his hands, as long as he stretched out his hat, he would surely Lose.

——Isn't this a godsend opportunity? ?

Pi Er moved faster than his brain, laughed and stretched out his hand, as if he wanted to touch Shen Qing's forehead, "Sister-in-law, are you alright?"

"Hey, brother, I'm sorry, I—"

The hat fell to the ground with a rumble, and Pi Wujin turned his head.

"..."

The living room was silent.

The world is quiet.

Peel's words caught in his throat.

"..."

Neither Pi Wujin nor Shen Qing expected the situation at this moment, the three of them looked at each other in blank dismay.

The one who reacted the fastest was Pierre. There seemed to be a thunderbolt in his mind, and he realized it at that moment, it was over!He is going to die.

What did he see?

His brother turned out to be bald!

Bald! !

In the center of his head, two pieces the size of two copper coins were bald, and the light reflected from his bare head showed his tongue-tied expression.

The crisis between life and death made him react at a speed that ordinary people can't do!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Peel jumped up and rushed out, almost like a flash of lightning, he swore he had never run so fast in his life, he even tried his best to feed, and he disappeared almost in the blink of an eye On the stairs.

"I didn't see anything, don't chase me!!"

It's a pity that no matter how fast it is, it is not as fast as Mr. Pi.

Boss Pi, who was in peace for a long time, was furious in an instant, jumped over the sofa with his long legs, teleported to him in front of him, and picked him up with one hand.

Pier hugged the stairs, like the white lady and Xu Xian who were separated by Fahai, "I was wrong, woooooo!"

Ahhh, sister-in-law, you tricked me!

"........."

The two brothers disappeared upstairs, and the sound of howling ghosts and wolves was not even blocked by the soundproof bedroom.

Shen Qing was dumbfounded.

System: shit.

"I suspect that this young man, Pierre, is a little guilty of Tai Sui..."

Shen Qing: "...I think so too."

—

Peel came down again, also wearing a hat, with sluggish steps, exuding an air of lovelessness.

Shen Qing: "...???"

"what happened?"

Why is he wearing a hat on his head?

Pierre's eyes slowly fell on him, his eyes gradually fluctuated, and suddenly he burst into tears, as if he had been greatly wronged, "Sister-in-law! You have cheated me to death."

"Why are you tempting me to lift my brother's hat!!"

He raised his hand to take off his hat, and howled to Shen Qing, "Look at my hairstyle! Look at my hairstyle! My brother is a big devil!!"

Shen Qing's eyes gradually widened: "Pfft."

"Are you still laughing?!" Pierre was so angry that his nose was crooked.

"I'm sorry." Shen Qing quickly apologized, "I didn't laugh, I just, poof—"

"I mean it's okay, poof,"

"Are you still joking? You're almost a flat tire!!"

Fuck, I really don't blame him!

Pi Wu Jin is such a talented guy, and Pi-il's hairstyle is so hilarious that he's completely indescribable.

Shen Qing suppressed a smile and comforted him, "You are handsome, but in fact you can hold up any kind of hairstyle——"

"The premise is a hairstyle! Just tell me do you think I'm handsome?"

"Sister-in-law, look into my eyes and say!"

"Uh."

"Don't look away! Just look me in the eyes! Be sincere!!!"

Shen Qing glanced over his head, and couldn't help but tilt his head, I'm sorry, he really can't say this handsome word.

Originally a good and cold boy, with such a hairstyle, it is only funny.

Peele complained: "Didn't you say you are handsome?"

He was still about to say something, when he suddenly heard footsteps behind him, his brother came down from the stairs with a dark face, staring straight at him, exuding danger all over his body, and seemed ready to move when he saw him.

Peel:! !

He bounced off the sofa in an instant, and rushed out of the living room, Shen Qing heard him running and calling, "Manager!! What is the name of the show you are talking about? No matter what it is called, I will participate!! I will go find it now you!!"

Shen Qing: "..."

The author has something to say: four more.

I finally finished writing, and I can update [-] times a day in the future, happy!

Well, Saturday and Sunday, two days and three shifts.

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