Me and the villain's CP exploded [Transmigration Book]

Mr. Pi:? ? ?

That's not how the script was written!

Seeing Mr. Pi's dazed face as if struck by lightning, his eyes fixed on the bank card, as if he wanted to take it back - Shen Qing pretended not to see it, and put the bank card in his pocket naturally, "Come on, keep eating .”

Pi Wujin, "Are you still angry?"

"No birth."

"Can you use so many cards?"

"Use it."

In short, it is impossible to take it out, and it is impossible in this life.

Shen Qing added, "Many people on the Internet say that I am your little wife, shouldn't the little wife be in charge of the accounts?"

Mr. Pi: ...No, this is different from what I imagined!

—

The Internet was buzzing, photos of Shen Qing going to the SS building were exposed, and the interviews he had done before leaving the base were also released by the paparazzi.

"I have to leave sooner or later."

The words Shen Qing blurted out from his heart were not taken to heart.

Netizens laughed hahaha, [Oh, my little wife is getting angry from embarrassment, how can you catch up with him and ask this question?It's really frustrating and sick. ]

Shen Qing went to SS, in the eyes of netizens, it was fun, and Pi Wujin left early, in the eyes of SS employees, it was also fun.

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh the little wife is here for ss!He must have come to settle accounts with Mr. Pi!They all said it was a hidden marriage, a hidden marriage!You just found a reason to pierce it!Scheming!When I don't know is it your intention? ]

[Knock, I'm a scheming man!Upstairs can we do a deal on the manuscript box? ]

[Boss Pi left early!What kind of miracle is this? ! ]

[It must be to coax the little wife, the world of two, the love of husband and wife 噫 woo woo woo]

In short, they are all symbols of good feelings.

In the imagination of netizens, President Pi and Shen Qing must be sitting together sticky, sweet and happy.

The actual President Pi: "..."

my card.

"..."

Only Shen Qing was happy, President Pi was not happy at all.

When he went out, he was still a wealthy Pixiu, but when he came back, he was empty-handed, and no amount of comfort could save his broken heart.

"..."

It was almost nine o'clock.

The butler knew that their dinner was at the Sky Restaurant, a famous holy place for romantic dates, and he couldn't be happier. He put a bouquet of fresh roses in the living room, put a few boxes of ointment on the bedside table, and consciously and considerately hid in his own room. Small villa, make up your mind not to spoil the fun.

Shen Qing yawned and felt sleepy, he gave the gift to Pixiu who was still sad, and went upstairs with his eyes squinted.

"Oh yes, your gift, you go back and unwrap it yourself."

Sleepy and too lazy to watch him disassemble.

After taking a hot bath and throwing himself on the bed, Shen Qing turned his head and saw a few extra tubes on the cabinet.

Shen Qing casually reached out, and brought a small jar in front of his eyes, "Chrysanthemum Protector, uses the essence of deep-sea caviar oil to give you the most gentle care, the effect is to increase elasticity and—"

? ? ? ?

Shen Qing came to his senses.

The drowsiness on his face disappeared instantly, what is this? ?

How could there be such a thing in this house?

...skinless gold problem? !

Seeing that his thinking was going astray and wanted to convict Pixiu, the system quickly said, "No, no, no, it's impossible, Mr. Pi used to keep himself clean, definitely not what you think."

"The host took a closer look, this thing has not been opened, it should be brought by the housekeeper."

…It really is.

So it was for him?Shen Qing pointed at his nose in disbelief, "Do I look like someone who needs to use this thing?"

Why not send it to Pi Wujin.

…picture.

But the system dare not say.

Reading his answer from the system's silence, Shen Qing got angry from the heart, kicked the quilt away, and beat the system into a pig's head in his heart.

You fucking need this.

Only skin without gold is needed! !

System: ...If you want to deceive yourself, just deceive yourself.

Shen Qing snorted, "If I say no, then it's not."

He took the drawer of medicine tubes, knocked on the door of the next bedroom, and stuffed everything to Pi Wujin.

"Your things, don't pollute my environment."

Mr. Pi, who was stuffed with a bunch of gadgets just after opening the door:? ? ?

what?

Mr. Pi picked up the ointment and looked at it, "It's delicate and lubricated, so you don't have to work hard and have a wonderful night."

"Chrysanthemum Protector, using the essence of deep sea caviar oil, gives you the most gentle care, can increase elasticity and..."

Mr. Pi reacted.

Pi Zong's face remained unchanged.

Mr. Pi's ears turned red.

Pixiu, who was heartbroken, was suddenly infused with energy, his Adam's apple rolled, and his voice was hoarse, "If you want..."

The deep voice was slightly sandy, and it sounded very seductive. Shen Qing raised his head and looked at Epipi with deep eyes - he seemed to see the light of fire inside.

At night, in the quiet corridor, the man who was very close, and the scorching breath he exhaled.

An ambiguous atmosphere quietly permeated.

Shen Qing came to his senses.

!

"What the fuck is going on in your mind?!"

He actually thought he was coming—

Shen Qing's face was bluish and red, white smoke seemed to be coming out of his ears, he punched him in the stomach, beat him up violently, and slammed his door shut.

Neuropathy!

There is something wrong with my brain!

Shen Qing walked back angrily, what is too much, he still spends less money, sooner or later he will shave his hair off!

The system covered his heart and ordered himself to hold back.

Pixiu is the only one left.

He stood facing the door for a while, then returned to his desk.

The document that was processed at a high speed just now suddenly became incomprehensible. Words entered from the right eye and exited from the left eye one by one, leaving no trace in my mind.

Pixiu sat for 10 minutes, but finally his eyes fell on the bag next to him.

……

The golden Pixiu was lying on the bed, pressing something with its paws, and swayed its powerful tail twice.

—

the next morning.

The butler prepared breakfast as usual, convenient and nutritious milk, steak, and some small pastries, and finally wrapped a small sweet cake in a carton for Mr. Shen to take away, perfect.

He put the breakfast on the table and waited for the two hosts upstairs to come down.

Six ten.

Shen Qing showed up from the second floor.

"Morning, Mr. Shen." The butler greeted.

"You're in good spirits today."

"morning."

Shen Qing sat down at the dining table, squinted his eyes, "Because I had a good dream."

He beat Pixiu and kicked the beast all night, Pi Wujin hugged his thigh and cried, his whole body became bald.

"What about sir? Are you still awake?"

The housekeeper didn't know that the two of them slept in separate rooms.

Shen Qing cut the steak in half with one knife, "It's dead."

The butler felt cold, and his eyes flicked across the gleaming knife, why did Mr. Shen make Mr. Shen angry?Shouldn't they have a sweet night?

Said that Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived.

President Pi came down from the second floor.

The housekeeper took a closer look, but there was nothing to see.

"Morning sir."

"Morning." President Pi glanced at Shen Qing who was at the table, and went to sit next to him.

He had actually been awake for a while.

I fell asleep in the middle of the night last night, but woke up early this morning due to some accident.I went to the bathroom to take a shower, tidy up, and it's now.

President Pi tried to talk to Shen Qing, "I'll see you off later?"

Shen Qing, "Okay."

The two talked as usual, there was nothing wrong with it, but the housekeeper just saw Mr. Shen's sharpening his sword.

Did you read it wrong?

The butler told himself that he was still uneasy, so he couldn't help but look at the two of them.

Mr. Shen is as handsome as ever.

Mr. Pi secretly changed his hairstyle, he should be in a good mood, but his eyes are black and blue——

isn't it? !

An idea popped up in the housekeeper's mind, like being struck by lightning.

Taking advantage of Pi Wujin's mobile phone, the housekeeper couldn't help sharing several articles with him.

#What to do if you are young, eat more of these foods#

# Personal experience, exercise is beneficial xx#

#Expert research, xx is harmful to male health#

#How the macho is trained#

#What to do if my wife is not satisfied, a small coup to save the couple’s life#

Mr. Pi who was looking at the document: "..."

???

The author has something to say: Why am I getting shorter and shorter?I will review, the next chapter must write four thousand!

(But it will be late, and I may not be able to finish writing tonight.