Me and the villain's CP exploded [Transmigration Book]

Shen Qing complained to the system, "Look at his image in the eyes of other people!"

"Cruel and heartless! Heartless!"

System: "That's a joke!"

"Besides, I'm cold-hearted and indifferent to the world, and I only spoil you alone, isn't it good?"

Shen Qing: "You thought you were writing a novel?"

It's better spoken than sung.

The system argues, "He is such a person!"

Shen Qing deeply suspected that the system was blind, and he had evidence.

After the guests laughed and laughed, Qin Ming began to control the field, and turned the topic to the main topic, "Okay, it's almost time, and someone will go to work after dawn, let's hurry up and get the identity."

"Okay, okay."

"First of all, there are six identities this time:

Chef A of the little skirt who is "beep if you don't hear compliments".

Chef B with a big belly who 'has severe morning sickness and likes to drink vinegar'.

'Speaking of a woman, you have attracted my attention' security armor.

The aunt cleaner A who "slaps others on the toilet wall every day".

Aunt Cleaner B who loves pinching orchids and singing two tigers.

"I like the big red flower shaking step by step". The strong man cleaner C. "

Shen Qing:!

What kind of rubbish is this? !

All six guests were shocked.

It seems that nothing is normal.

In Ren Bo's words, "It's better to let me die."

The staff took a cylinder and six wooden sticks, shook them from side to side, and made a gesture of please.

After a moment of silence, Chang Xin pushed Shen Qing past, showing a sincere smile, "For the sake of signing, Xiao Shen, let's smoke first!"

She didn't want to get the identity first at all.

Qin Ming couldn't help but say, "How can that be done?! The one who must be handsome will be smoked first. Is he as handsome as me?"

Chang Xin looked at him in shock, "Why do you have the face to ask such a question?"

The twilight of the sun shines through the gap between the two buildings and shines on Shen Qing's face, it's not always biased, she has seen so many handsome guys in the circle, Shen Qing's appearance is the most suitable for her.

Recently, beautiful boys are popular in the circle, and many of them look like girls. It can't be said that they are not good-looking, but Chang Yingwang doesn't like them.Shen Qing's outline is also very delicate, even a little baby fat, but he will never be mistaken for his gender, there is a kind of sharp handsomeness in his eyebrows and eyes.

Qin Ming covered his chest, "I'm sad."

"If you don't say I'm the most handsome today, I'll give you a question later and ask you to pluck the president's hair."

Chang Xin, "Thank you for reminding me, I will write this in a while."

There was another round of bickering.

In the end it was Shen Qing who went up to smoke first.

Qin Ming/Chang Xin: This is someone from my own company, so who does he cue?

Shen Qing actually wanted to be ugly and refuse.

He really doesn't want any of these character designs!

Still have to smoke.

Please God bless, pull out a slightly normal one.

Shen Qing took out a bamboo skewer, turned it over, and wrote on it: Chef A, a little skirt, who won't hear compliments.

!

Although, compared to Chef B who had severe morning sickness and liked to drink vinegar, he was inexplicably relieved.

Qin Ming patted him on the shoulder, smiled and said, "It's okay, a man who can speak is a real man."

Shen Qing snorted, "Hurry up."

He didn't believe he could get anything good.

Qin Ming's expression froze.

Several guests all pointed their heads over, and often read out, "Chef B who has severe morning sickness and likes to drink vinegar—hahahahahahahahahahahaha."

She burst out laughing.

"You're still laughing at Xiao Shen!"

Qin Ming: "..."

I am so difficult.

"If you have the ability, go up." Several people are set up in half, and he must laugh back later.

Guests: It's over, I can't laugh anymore.

Chang Xin held his breath and walked forward,

——Aunt cleaner A who "slaps others on the toilet wall every day".

Qin Ming, "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Chang Xin glared, Qin Ming, you are dead.

Final result:

Ren Bo: The cleaning lady who loves pinching orchids and singing about two tigers.

ada: A strong cleaner who 'likes big red flowers shaking every step'.

Gentle: 'Speaking of a woman, you caught my attention' Security guard.

Several guests have nothing to love.

Ren Bo, "How can I pretend to be an aunt?"

ada, "Why does the strong cleaner shake every step? It's unscientific."

Gentlely, "Woman, you caught my attention... Is this security guard male or female?"

Except for Chang Xin who was lucky enough to escape the sex change, the other guests had to cross-dress.

Everyone looked sad.

"Okay, the team members can write down your requirements for each other. Pay attention, it must be in line with the personality and not too bizarre."

The men's team gathered together to discuss, "Chang Xin, if she loves to be on the wall of the toilet, she is required to be on the wall for three people and not be recognized."

"Ada, a strong cleaner who shakes at every step, I have an idea! We asked her to fall into the arms of three people, and told them, can you send me a flower?"

"Hahaha, this is good, this is good, you will definitely be recognized!"

"There's also a security guard, let her speak to three people too! But she must speak to three men!"

"Ok, Ok."

Ren Bo gave them both thumbs up in admiration, "You guys are too dark, amazing!"

Shen Qing/Qin Ming:? ? ?

Are you complimenting or insulting?

The woman's side also discussed it, and handed the three notes to the hands of the three people, "We also discussed it."

The note cannot be opened yet.

The director waved to them and gave each of them a card for them to take. It was their identity proof, and many places in the SS building needed to be swiped to enter.

Shen Qing turned the silver-white card over and saw his name, photo, and position written on the reverse side.

And the photos...he put the cards in his pocket.

Two staff members came over, "Everyone, follow me, let's go to the locker room first."

Several guests followed.

Qin Ming explained to the two newcomers while walking, "If a teammate is eliminated, his personality will be passed on to other teammates. My pregnancy is miserable enough, you two must live well!"

Both Shen Qing and Ren Bo nodded.Shen Qing, "Brother Qin is also careful, your character design is the easiest to attract attention."

Qin Ming patted his chest vigorously, very confident, "Don't worry, I have experience."

Chang Xin showed no mercy, "Oh, you are the one who dies first every time."

Qin Ming refused to admit it: "It's all a coincidence!"

—

The door was pushed open.

The real face of SS is also revealed.

In summer, the sun comes out relatively early, and the sun shows half of the face from the gaps between several buildings, sprinkled on the clear lake water, and the breeze blows, sparkling.There is a small fountain in the center of the lake, and the splashing water reflects the golden color of the sun.There are also many ginkgo trees planted by the lake, and the leaves of the trees fall down with Xuan'er and gently fall into the lake.

Don't be quiet.

Several guests spoke at almost the same time, "The flowers are blooming beautifully / Drinking tea in that gazebo in the afternoon is too cool, isn't it?!"

The system jumped up, "It's so beautiful! Host, are you excited?"

Shen Qing squinted her eyes: she is indeed very beautiful.It should have been specially designed by a famous artist, but he was even more surprised by the atmosphere here, as soon as he stepped in, he felt relaxed and happy.

While thinking about the reason, he asked casually, "What is the heartbeat?"

The system said, "Come here to work if you want to! Be the boss's wife!"

Shen Qing didn't think about it any more, turning his face on was a silence, ruthless.

Be your father!

"Woo, woo woo!" The system stopped pushing.

Shen Qing snorted, and was no longer in the mood to look at the scenery, and pulled the man who was still intoxicated, "Let's go."

The guests came back to their senses, walked to the gravel path, and sighed, "I really want to work here!"

"It's a pity that I am uneducated, so I can only give a thumbs up."

"Let me work here, I can, really can."

"..."

Shen Qing couldn't bear the words from several people, "Are you going to hold a rainbow fart contest?"

The guests were stunned for a moment, then burst out laughing.

Chang Xin, "Don't slander me, this is my sincere praise!"

Everyone speeded up and walked into the SS headquarters building.

As soon as I entered, I felt a cool air blowing against my face.

The obsidian floor, the silver soft decoration that cannot be seen from the material, the luxurious atmosphere reveals a slight indifference, a golden beast is lying on the wall, its eyes are half-opened and half-closed, the atmosphere is majestic, and two letters are curled out of its tail, ss .

When Ren Bo walked in, he couldn't help but relax his footsteps.

Those who can work here must be very powerful.

Huh, I actually held my breath?

Ren Bo patted his chest, "Let's go, the staff are all gone."

"Oh. Here we come."

"This is the locker room."

The floor of the locker room is made of wood, the names of the employees are pasted on rows of cabinets, and several cubicles are separated by screens.

The staff handed out their respective gear to them and let them go in and wear it.

Shen Qing was already ready to ask for women's clothing, and the result was better than he imagined. His character set didn't clearly stipulate whether it was a woman or a man. The staff gave him two sets of equipment for him to choose, and he chose men.

Chefs need to wear work clothes, including white chef clothes, chef hats, masks, sleeves, etc., and the most important thing is an apron that reaches the knee.Even if the trousers were replaced with a white skirt, it would not be conspicuous at all under the cover of the apron.

Compared to him, Qin Ming was much worse. Apart from having a big belly, he also had to wear a big wavy wig, lipstick, and fake breasts.He also shared a bottle of vinegar, and the staff said that he had to take a sip from time to time.

After all, pregnant women love to eat sour.

Qin Ming: "..."

Shen Qing came out with the corners of his mouth twitching, always feeling that the wind was blowing his body a bit cold.

So awkward.

He looked around, and besides himself, there were pregnant women who were 1.9 meters tall and tall, a little boy with a lot of clothes trying to become a strong man, and a "big mom" cleaner who was awkwardly trying to raise his orchid finger .

Chang Xin, who had a big black mole on her nose, was patting the pregnant woman's belly, laughing while patting, "Hahaha Qin Ming, you're cold! Is there a pregnant woman as thick as you?!"

Shen Qing: ...Where did all these monsters come from!

After the two groups exchanged harsh words and separated, the undercover agents were guided by the staff to the workplace.Qin Ming's stomach is too big, he twists and turns when he walks, and he can't help but put his hands on his stomach... a standard pregnant woman's posture.

Shen Qing couldn't help holding Qin Ming's hand, "Brother Qin, promise me, don't die too soon, okay?"

He really didn't want to accept this equipment.

Qin Ming's eyes were full of strong confidence.

"Don't worry, I will definitely take you to the first place!"

Shen Qing: ...I'm a little worried.

The two walked to the kitchen—the program team wasn't so frantic, they insisted on getting in touch with the chefs, the two of them were new little stir-fry chefs, SS was divided into canteen chefs and little stir-fry chefs, and the food level in the canteen was already very good , all major cuisines, Chinese food, Western food, and desserts are all available, but these are all prepared.

Small stir-fry chefs can order meals.

Shen Qing and Qin Ming are small fried chefs.

The staff member introduced, "The chef Xiao Chao has a small private room for each of them, so you two can choose one at will."

The two private rooms are the same, Qin Ming just pushed open one to go in.

Shen Qing didn't see that there was a small sign hanging on the door of his private room.