Me and the villain's CP exploded [Transmigration Book]

"I am drunk."

"Nonsense, you've been—"

"I said I was drunk!"

"..."

The system finally felt that something was wrong, the whole system was stiff, and cautiously said, "Yes, yes, you are drunk."

"I was wrong hahahahahahahahaha."

It laughed.

Shen Qing remained expressionless, and then violently violently.

They say I'm drunk!

What are you laughing at?What are you laughing laughing!

"Oh, how did you hit me?!"

"This is impossible!"

"Be careful with the children, be careful with the children!"

"I made a mistake, don't hit me, don't hit me."

"..."

After teaching the cheap-talking and blind-eyed system a lesson, Shen Qing let go of his hand, fell back, rolled over and buried himself in the quilt.

Ah.

Can this be blamed on him?

If you want to blame him, you can blame him for not drinking enough, you can't help being seductive when you are drunk, if you want to blame, you can blame the others for not being up to date, or the voice is too low, or the figure is not good, the appearance is ordinary, none of them are just right!

As long as they are more upbeat, can he not fall in love with each other?

"..."

Before Shen Qing finished reflecting on himself, President Pi came in from the outside. He was proficient in frying and cooking, and he cooked a hearty breakfast in half an hour.

The aroma of the food drifted from the living room of the suite into the bedroom, and slowly entered the nose of the person on the bed.

Shen Qing's nose moved and his stomach grunted.

It smells good.

Someone chuckled, bent down and kissed him, and a kiss was placed on the forehead, "Hungry?"

The bright light made Shen Qing dazed for a moment.

Pixiu deserves to be called the darling of heaven and earth, with perfect hardware, wide arms, strong arms, sweat dripping from his forehead, deep magnetic voice... Shen Qing thought of how crazy he was last night, biting and gnawing on Pixiu...

Men are lustful animals, and he admitted that he was too.

Alcohol burns reason, wanting to indulge happens to meet seductive beauty.

Shen Qing kicked the quilt away, stretched out his arms, and said expressionlessly, "Hold me."

The man was surprised.

Mr. Pi knew what Shen Qing's attitude was usually like, and if he comforted himself that it was because he liked it, he would feel uneasy.Shen Qing's performance last night gave him peace of mind.

But Qingqing's attitude was awkward, he thought he would not see him take the initiative.

Great.

The man came to his senses, with a smile on the corners of his brows and eyes, rubbed his hair, and hugged him like a dragon hugging his own treasure.

He hugged Shen Qing and sat on the sofa, put the person on his lap, and pulled over the plate, "What do you want to eat?"

Shen Qing didn't pick up the chopsticks handed over, and raised his chin, "Hey me."

Use it first, you can't wrong yourself, and wait until you find someone who suits you better before moving on.

System: ...It's really scumbag and natural.

President Pi hated Shen Qing's rudeness to him the most, a flash of light flashed in his eyes, he kissed him hard, his voice hoarse, "Okay!"

"Eat fried dumplings?"

"..."

Shen Qing moved slightly, felt the touch between the hollows of his legs, and performed a facial change on the spot, his face gradually became stiff, "Eat Nima!"

You fucking took drugs?

What is blind jer excited about?

Believe it or not, I will give you a discount?

"I'm sorry baby, I couldn't hold back."

People with confidence are different from before.Mr. Pi admitted his mistake very quickly, but he didn't let go of his hand, and he had to push hard to make the person in his arms come into closer contact with him.

Acknowledge your mistakes quickly, but don't change them.

Hey!

Shen Qing felt that he was making progress, and wished he could take off his trousers, the veins on his forehead twitched, and he sneered, "Don't change it, right?"

He stretched his hand back, one with force.

"Well!"

President Pi's expression changed, and he let out a muffled grunt.

"..."

After the joy of venting, comes embarrassment.

Shen Qing looked at his hand, thinking of the touch of that thing in the palm of his hand, goose bumps started to appear on his whole arm.

His palms kept rubbing against the clothes of the person below him, and the tips of his ears turned red inadvertently.

Mr. Pi hugged him tightly, and whispered in his ear, "Baby hit too hard, it hurts."

The face of the person in the arms was flushed, but he was about to remain rigid, in a different way to be cute, "It deserves it."

Mr. Pi grinned.

Whispered something in the ear of the person in his arms.

Shen Qing swished her head, blushing dripping with blood, picked up the pillow and pressed it on his face.

I killed you!

"..."

Mr. Pi took it away when he saw it was ready, picked up fried dumplings and delivered them to his mouth, with a good service attitude, "Aren't you hungry? Baby, open your mouth."

— What he just said, is it big?

Shen Qing looked at him for a long time.

Pixiu's smile remained unchanged.

Only then did Shen Qing open his mouth, like biting his flesh, chewing and chewing, picky, "It's too dry, water."

Pixiu picked up the porridge, let it cool down, and put the spoon to his mouth.

Shen Qing drank it in one gulp, and ordered arrogantly, "I don't want porridge, I want water."

Mr. Pi put down the porridge and obediently brought water.

"Blow it!"

He finds fault.

"..."

The scene of the two getting along is a wayward and indulgent bully wife and his honest husband who is bullied. If an outsider sees it, they will have to complain for the husband.

In fact, skins are never needed.

He enjoyed it.

The system who had just been beaten up couldn't help laughing, even being silenced couldn't stop the pink bubbles all over his body.

What a scene.

The host is stubborn!

—

When they returned home, Shen Qing yawned and went to sleep.

I went crazy all night last night, the fatigue effect can be eliminated, and I have to make up for the lack of sleep.

After telling Pixiu to pack his things for him, Shen Qing fell on the bed and fell asleep.

Mr. Pi took his pillow from another room openly and quickly, and moved his clothes and frequently used items along the way.From now on, he will always live in the master bedroom. There is no such thing as a study guest room.

It was obviously his previous bedroom, but with one more person in the bedroom, everything became different, and there was an aura that made him nostalgic.

*

Pixiu flew over last night.

If someone checks, they may notice that Pai Yao called the relevant department, and they specialize in handling these matters.

The relevant department asked the reason, and Mr. Pi responded, sorry, Qingqing was drunk yesterday, and he would make a fuss to see me when he was drunk, so I can't do it if I don't come.

Relevant departments:? ? ?

It's okay not to come.

The department staff kicked over the bowl of dog food wisely, "Goodbye."

President Pi: He hasn't finished yet...

"..."

"Pfft." Who made a fuss to see you hahahaha!

Pierre's face froze, and he said in a very sensible way, "I'm sorry, you continue."

Mr. Pi put down his phone, "Do you have any objection to what I said?"

"no!"

Peel was annoyed, why didn't he hold back?If you want to laugh, you have to wait until he is not around. Now it’s all right. After finally escaping the consequences of being beaten, he himself is stupid again and returns to the original place...

Mr. Pi narrowed his long and narrow eyes, and his deep eyes fell on him, causing his hairs to puff up and shrink into a ball.He snorted, "Tom said that you haven't done enough homework recently, and asked you to write a 3000-word self-criticism."

Peel blurted out: "Impossible! Teacher Tom never asks to write a review!"

"Five thousand words."

"It's you! You let me..."

"Eight thousand words."

"Brother, I was wrong, I shouldn't have laughed."

"Ten thousand words."

"…it is good."

Pierre responded with tears in his eyes.

devil!

Why was no one punishing him for writing a self-criticism... He just wrote few self-criticisms, so he didn't know how difficult it is to have [-] words.

"and many more."

"?"

The dejected boy looked up, "What's wrong?"

He finally felt the uneasiness of conscience?

President Pi put his hand on his chin, "You don't need to call me and your sister-in-law later."

Peel: "?"

Mr. Pi's face was calm, "Drinking the truth, your sister-in-law confessed to me yesterday, saying that he likes everything about me."

Pierre: "??"

"He was tired all night, and now he is catching up on sleep. He can't sleep well without me, so don't call us later."

Pierre: "???"

If you weren't my brother, I would let you die right now, believe it or not.