old man feeding rules

"No, no, no, I can't walk anymore, take a break... rest a while..." Jiang Xun sat on the edge of the steps of the mountain road with a child in his arms, looking at the top of his head with exhausted kidneys. The endless mountaintop wailed, "How long will it take!"

Song Yuzhi had already climbed a dozen or so steps ahead of him, and when he saw him like this, he retreated. If he hadn't held a child in his arms, he might have reached out to help him, but the experience of the two is not very rich. The man still didn't want to take the risk of trying such a difficult move, so he could only wrong Jiang Xun to sit for a while longer.

"It's almost there."

"You said that half an hour ago!"

"...But I'm talking about normal speed. You have walked more than 50 steps in half an hour, and you will definitely not be able to climb them."

Jiang Xing stared, "Then you made me so late last night, I can't move now! How can there be such a scumbag like you, after giving birth, now I feel that I am walking slowly. When I'm with you..."

The tourists passing by on the mountain road all gave Jiang Xun doubtful glances. He himself felt that he had acted a little too much. He coughed twice to cover his old face, and admitted the truth helplessly: "...I am really stupid, I can't climb anymore, why don't you ask someone to carry our second child up first, and I will slowly crawl behind..."

In fact, he himself is very upset. In the past, let alone a mountain, even if there was a mountain of swords and flames in front of him, he could still make a breakthrough. , is enough for him to delay for three or two years. These words are usually not said, but they are also tacit facts between him and Song Yuzhi.

Song Yuzhi stopped where he was, lifted his trousers to look at his legs, and then made a phone call. Not long after, two men with curly hair in Taoist robes came down from the mountain. The two exchanged simple greetings with Song Yuzhi, and couldn't help stealing Glancing at Jiang Xun a few times, he made the latter a little embarrassed, so he could only smile stiffly along with him.

The two Taoist priests took the child carefully from their hands and walked up the mountain.

Jiang Xun was still not at ease, but now he was motivated to chase after him. He was pulled back by Song Yuzhi just as he stood up.

"Come on, you can't go anymore, I'll carry you on my back."

"Huh? This...how embarrassing."

Song Yuzhi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "What's so embarrassing, you are my wife."

The cry of "daughter-in-law" made Jiang Zhen elated, and he was no longer reserved. He pressed Song Yuzhi's back, hooked his neck tightly, and his legs also clamped his waist, and whispered: "Actually, I can go again. After leaving, I just came back to rest for a while..."

"Your knees are red, you have to take good care of your legs, otherwise your leg skills, which are not easy to practice, will be useless. I will rub them for you when you get up, otherwise moisture will easily become rheumatism. "

"During this period of time, I have been focusing on fattening and lack of exercise. I sleep until dawn every day. It's all your fault. I have no intention of doing business all day long..." Jiang Xun patted Song Yuzhi's back collar and patted his neck. A sip came from the neck.

"No way, who made you so attractive, as long as you are by my side, I don't care about business." Song Yuzhi felt the breathing of the man behind him, and said worriedly: "Does your rib hurt again?"

"...A little bit, it's okay."

"Is it cold? Put on my coat, you won't be able to bear the cold wind after the rain in the mountains." Song Yuzhi put Jiang Xun down again, and insisted on wrapping him tightly before carrying him up the mountain with confidence.

As soon as the two of them entered the mountain gate, they saw a group of young men with curly hair wearing the same standard Taoist robes waiting at the door, and they all wanted to peek at Jiang Xun's appearance through the crack of the door.

"Junior Brother Song is back! Hurry up and call Master!"

"Hey! Brother, this is your daughter-in-law! The person is much prettier than the photo, no wonder you haven't brought it for us to see, Jinwu Zangjiao, you are not authentic!"

"Brother! I have a question, the two of you are together hehehehe..."

If it wasn't for being unable to spare, Song Yuzhi would have rewarded each of the two juniors with their brains, "Don't be poor, which guest room is for us?"

"It's in the southeast, but master can say, you two can't live in the same room at night!"

Song Yu was furious, "Why can't I stay here, she is my wife, she has a stamped certificate, it's only natural to sleep together!"

The younger brother shook his head, sighed and stared straight at him, "It's only natural for you two, but here is Quanzhen! If you have to do something in a clean place of Taoism, then you have to go back to the righteousness. It's just one thing that the master won't let you... "

"The place where the Taoist sect is close, how can it be decent if it is not dragged?"

The junior was dumbfounded and speechless, and the senior scolded him: "You deviant bastard..."

Jiang Xun listened with a half-knowledge, "What about the other side?"

"On the other hand..." Several senior brothers looked at the two with tears in their eyes, "...we will be jealous."

The senior brother sighed: "I haven't cultivated to the state of no desires and desires like Master, I can't stand the temptation."

The younger brother gritted his teeth: "Why is there such a traitor as you among us, who abandoned the large army of single immortality cultivators and ascension, and lived happily alone!"

Song Yuzhi blinked, with a provocative meaning, "It's not that we're alone...we're only happy when we're together." Then, before all the brothers could react, he quickly ran away with Jiang Xun on his back, leaving A group of belated people chased after him, yelling and shaking their fists at him.

He was familiar with the road and went to the back mountain with Jiang Zheng on his back. After the morning rain, the sky was still a little cloudy, and the high branches on both sides of the gravel-paved winding path dripped water from time to time, and the air was mixed with the smell of soil. The path leads to a secluded place, which is what we are talking about.

"No wonder you are all practicing alchemy and immortality here. You can live comfortably in this isolated life, and you will surely live a long life."

The feeling of returning to nature made Jiang Xun feel relaxed physically and mentally, and his whole body was soft on Song Yuzhi's body. Suddenly, he heard a strange movement in the forest. Song Yuzhi stopped and took a closer look. It was a dark squirrel holding a pine cone on the ground Staring at the two curiously, seeing that they also stopped, he picked up the pine nuts and ran away.

After taking a few steps, he stopped again, perhaps because he was not afraid of people, could not bear his curiosity, and crawled a few more steps towards them.

Jiang Xun got off the ground, stretched out his hand to the little guy, and rubbed his fingers like teasing Guobaorou and Diba. Sure enough, the squirrel ran over, stared at him for a while, and nibbled quickly. He picked up the shell of the pine cone, threw all the outer skin into Jiang Xun's hands, turned around and ran away.

"Hey! You didn't do this, what the hell, I'm so pissed off!"

Jiang Xun was about to go into the woods as soon as he lost the things in his hand, Song Yuzhi hurriedly hugged him back, squatted on the ground, let him sit obediently on his lap.

"It has just rained and the mountain is slippery. If you fall here, I will be very busy these days."

"I'm not in vain for that..."

Song Yuzhi looked down at him, and pecked his lips, "That's not what you said last night."

"Really? How did I say that back then."

"You said... It's too bad, it's too late, my husband is so good, I squeezed out every drop of you, let me hurry up..."

"You have the nerve to say it! Since you transformed, your physical strength has become three times better than before. It's no wonder I can stand it! If you still worry about the two cats and dogs at home that can open the door by themselves, I'm really worried that I will be killed by you." Drying to death on the bed is not considered a death in the line of duty, it is not honorable at all."

Song Yuzhi frowned, his face darkened, Jiang Xun realized that he had said something wrong, and gave him a pat on the back, "I didn't mean that, I meant..."

"If you talk nonsense again, I will..."

"Hey, hey, it hurts...the bone hurts again." Afraid of being nagged by him for half an hour, Jiang Xun grinned and acted.

Sure enough, when the howl came out, the man didn't bother to pursue his fault, carried him on his back and rushed into the guest room.

The room was spotlessly clean, there were no extra decorations in the room, it was quite simple, and the bed was only covered with a layer of straw mats, which looked very dry. Song Yuzhi dug out the freshly dried quilt from the cabinet, went out and fetched hot water and came back. Jiang Xun washed himself inside and out, changed into comfortable clothes, and stuffed him into the bed.

"It's freezing, your thighs are cold, just like you, I dare not let you go out to play crazy, take care of your children in the house."

"You're making it look like I'm in confinement. Hey, where are our sons being hugged?"

"Don't worry, you can't lose it. I'll rub your legs to warm them up first, or you'll be hurt at night after walking so many mountain roads."

Song Yuzhi poured some safflower oil to help him massage and stretch his tendons. Jiang Xun, who was used to being taken care of by him, lay down on the bed, rolled in the soft quilt, and made two artificial "hummings": " cold……"

"Still cold? I'll go find an electric blanket and lay it on for you. It's cold after the rain in the mountains. You put on the quilt tightly. I'll be right back."

"Don't want that..." Jiang Xun rubbed in, patted the empty seat just vacated, put his arms around Song Yuzhi's neck, and whispered: "...I want you."

"Don't seduce me here, let Master know, I'm going to be beaten." Having said that, the hand he put on the man's leg was not as honest as his mouth. Just a short distance away, she really put on an air of innocence and asceticism, insisting on refusing to stick her past, just waiting for the man to kiss her.

When the atmosphere was ambiguous, a voice came from outside: "Master! Look at Senior Brother Song, the Daoist sect doesn't allow you to get close to women, but it's good for him. He kissed a man. Take a look..."

This person opened the door and came in without even knocking. The two of them just stared at each other for a while before they could separate.

"...This, why is this really close?"

Before the words were finished, several heads suddenly appeared by the door, one of them said "Oh!", took out his mobile phone on the spot and took two "clicks" of the two people who were at a loss, and felt the effect after looking through it for a long time Not good enough, so I simply took a few steps closer and took a picture of myself, with the scissors on his chin, perfectly blocking his increasingly rounded facial curves.

"Hey, I'm not afraid that no one will like me when I post to Moments. Hurry up, Jingyu, Jinghe, arrange the second likes, I post it, I post it!"

"The arrangement is on! The arrangement is on! Uncle, this time I am faster than Senior Brother Jingyu!"

"You did a good job, then Jingyu chops firewood for another day today, don't play tricks."

"Master!!"

The few people who appeared suddenly stared at Jiang Xun in a daze, and didn't realize what he was doing for a long time. In the confusion, Song Yuzhi had already tucked him in the quilt, quietly covered up the evidence, and shook his head helplessly. Shaking his head, "Brother, let me introduce you. This is the master who took me with me when I was in Wudang. The Taoist name is Shiling. You are not a disciple of the sect. Just call him Daoist Chen."

Jiang Xun went down to the ground and saluted him. When Xin Dao was in the city bureau, he made his own wolf cub reluctantly call him master for a few days. Now that he met a real master, he was a little scared.

As soon as Chen Shiling touched his hand, he exclaimed: "Oh, that's terrible. This benefactor has a light bone, but he is a genius in martial arts. Why don't you follow the poor way to practice for a few years? I'm sure you'll make great progress in martial arts. By then, these disciples and grandchildren They may not be your opponent."

Jiang Xun smiled awkwardly: "Master Dao, don't make fun of me. I am already in my thirties, and it's too late to practice anything... But if there is a unique skill of flying over the wall and controlling the sword to go to the sky, then please do it!" Take me as your apprentice, I will visit the fairy mountains with you, pick celestial grasses, and refine elixir without any problem."

Chen Shiling narrowed his eyes and smiled, and patted Jiang Xun solemnly, "Benefactor, there is no such thing as the extraordinary skill of flying with a sword in this world, you have to believe in science."

After he finished speaking, all the disciples and grandchildren behind him nodded emphatically, "Yes, you must believe in science."

Chen Shiling kept looking at Song Yuzhi, and said slyly: "Besides, you can ask him to know..."

Jiang Xun turned his head: "You can also control the sword?"

Song Yuzhi said quietly: "If I can, I can play more tricks at night..."

Chen Shiling hurriedly interrupted their words, so as not to spoil the children.

It is said that one day is a teacher and life is a father, and it has been a long time. Chen Shiling also misses this apprentice very much. He looked at Song Yuzhi with the loving eyes of an elder for a long time, and stared at that person until his back broke out in cold sweat. Or follow the old rules?"

"……I reject."

"Refusal is invalid. In front of your daughter-in-law, you have to show it to others, otherwise how will you protect your family in the future? We Wudang can't be a coward, change clothes and make gestures with your junior brother?"

Jiang Xun hurriedly persuaded: "Chen Daochang, you can't do it, you don't know that he has become a Hercules now, and he won't recognize his relatives when he hits someone, if he hurts someone..."

Hearing his words, Chen Shiling lowered his face, and asked quite seriously: "Benefactor, have you ever been beaten by your man?"

"Ah?...There is a reason for that, I..."

"Okay! This kid has no family style, and he is not wronged if he is beaten. Let his senior brothers teach him how to get along with his wife today! Jinghe, go and do two tricks with your senior brother Song." Chen Shiling didn't agree. Giving Song Yuzhi a chance to say "no", he pushed him towards the door, and the good brother immediately went on stage and half-pressed Song Yuzhi to change his clothes.

When the people walked away, Chen Shiling lowered his voice and said to Jinghe: "Put some water, don't really break it for him, save him some face in front of his wife, do you hear me?"

Jiang Xun was listening clearly, and couldn't help the corners of his mouth twitching, "Chen Daochang, this is not good, his situation is a bit complicated..."

"Well, it's a little complicated, so let Jinghe, the worst martial artist among his seniors, come and fight him. Before he left Wudang, Jinghe could only be regarded as the second-to-last among his peers."

"The last one, could it be Xiaoyu...I mean, Yuzhi?"

Chen Shiling said indifferently: "It's him. Jing He was the one who hated him the most to leave, because...hahaha! Because after he left, the one at the end of the crane was Jing He!"

Jiang Xun doesn't believe this, and regardless of Song Yuzhi's incalculable combat power after being injected with the pure product of 'Jackdaw', he was able to fight against ten in front of his own face before. Competing with the worst junior, the kung fu of the Taoist priests on Wudang Mountain is really unfathomable.

While thinking about it, Song Yuzhi, who had changed into a Taoist robe, was pushed into the courtyard. He was recuperating at home these days, and he grew his hair for convenience. Now it is half-length and not short, just enough to put a wolf-tail braid on the top of his head. His hair was scattered in front of his forehead, and he was originally lazy and casual, but now he looked even more listless, as if he could fall asleep on the spot if he was given a blanket.

Jiang Xun knew his virtues very well. He clearly remembered that when Chen Jiao just agreed to send the child to them for a few days, the two inexperienced men felt uncomfortable even hugging the little one. I'm flustered, I'm afraid that if I hit my hand hard, it will hurt the child. It's okay when the child is asleep or happy, but once he starts crying, both of them are at a loss.

At that time, as long as there was crying, Song Yuzhi could pretend to be asleep at the speed of light for a second no matter what time and place he was doing. Everyone knew that he was waiting aside with baby wipes in his mouth, but this kid was unaware of his own responsibilities. It wasn't until the unbearable Jiang Xun fed the bottle to Song Yuzhi's mouth and wanted to change a diaper for him, the latter didn't think of himself. He was already a father, and forced himself to switch his identity from a husband to a father, so he corrected this problem.

Thinking of this, Jiang Xun was still angry until now, and couldn't help feeling a little gloating. He planned to watch a good show, so he moved to Maza with all the melon-eating disciples in Wudang, waiting for the wonderful performance.

Chen Shiling also didn't intend to give face to her precious apprentice at all, so she had two children brought in, and Jiang Xun each held one, and sat under the eaves in a place with the best view and no wind and rain, waiting to watch the play.

"These two babies are so beautiful, have you named them?"

"Thousands of miles and thousands of years, small names and big balls and two balls."

"Young Master Ling's baby name...is really fresh and refined."

"Hey, he won't let me shout, otherwise one will be called cold spicy strips, and the other will be called cola chicken wings." Jiang Xun was in a good mood, and asked, "Master Taoist, do you want a pacifier?"

"The Daoist doesn't want a pacifier, but your precious son does." Chen Shiling took it with a smile, teasing the child in her arms, seemingly casually, but also deliberately mentioned: "I have a question, I don't know if I should say it or not. "

Jiang Xun's heart was broken, and what he was most worried about really came.

I'm afraid it's time to come to the most acute question - who gave birth to the child, right?

The author has something to say: ask this gay man to act like a macho boy!

Thank you for reading the text, the little cute duck~

Thanks to Brother Xun's little wife, cute, for donating a grenade, thank you for feeding! !