Don't press your head to engage in CP [e-sports]

Who can imagine what it would be like to hit the bridge of the nose with a Coke bottle with only half a Coke left? ?

One second, he curled his lips slightly, ready to greet everyone, and the next second he closed his eyes tightly, covering his nose in pain.Ji Yan's face twisted unexpectedly.

"Who?! Give me such a cruel meeting gift?!" Ji Yan asked through gritted teeth after a five-second delay.

Xiao Jiu was the first to react. He pushed away the gaming chair and rushed directly to Ji Yan.

"Ji...Ji...Ji Shen." Rushing in front of Ji Yan, Xiao Jiu stuttered, "You, you, you...are you okay."

Ji Yan tried her best to open her eyes, tears welling in her eyes: "Do you think I'm alright?" As she spoke, she showed her nose to Xiao Jiu and hissed.

Seeing that Ji Yan's bridge of nose was red, Xiaojiu wanted to raise her hand to rub it, but felt it was inappropriate, bent her fingers, and lowered her head to apologize instead: "Yes, yes, yes... sorry, we didn't mean it, we just wanted to ..."

He originally wanted to say that we were joking or fighting, but before he finished speaking, Shi Nai interrupted.

"I'm sorry, I originally lost Jian Yi, but you bumped into it by yourself. Don't blame me, but blame the bottle for not having eyes." Shi Nai leaned on the gaming chair and turned around, "Or you blame Jian Yi, he wants to If you don't dodge that, the bottle won't hit your face."

Jian also coughed: "Sorry, I didn't mean it either, who told you to come at an untimely time."

"Fuck! Jian Yishinai, you two are shameless?! You don't even feel guilty about apologizing!" Ji Yan's face turned green with anger, and she burst out with her first swearing after becoming a great god.

But Shi Nai and Jane also shrugged their shoulders at the same time, showing an unprecedented tacit understanding.

"Okay, I'll go, some people don't beg me!"

Ji Yan is angry.

He originally came to Gyang because he received a call from Jian Yi, saying that Shi Nai misunderstood what they were doing, and asked him to come over quickly to clear his innocence.

The prodigal son Ji who is so scandalous doesn't pay attention to this at all, who is he having an affair with or not?But who is Jane?He made friends with his heart!You can't match with friends if you pair with anyone!What's more, they sometimes have chili peppers.

So after receiving the call, Ji Yan didn't even ask for leave, and rushed over directly throwing Wang Chao's bastards behind.

Unexpectedly, Shijiali gave him a Coke bottle when they met.Jian Yi is even more outrageous. If he doesn't help him, it's fine.

"It's outrageous!" Ji Yan finally sent three words to the two of them, then turned around and left.

Xiao Jiu grabbed his arm and said, "No, no, Jishen is my fault, I didn't block the Coke bottle and let it fly on your head disobediently, if you want to blame it, blame me, I... I... I will give You apologize."

Xiao Jiu lowered her head, her chin almost buried in her chest.

Ji Yan closed her eyes and inhaled: "Let go! I'm sorry for the two of them, why are you apologizing?"

Xiao Jiu didn't speak, nor looked up.

Ji Yan wanted to tear him away, but Xiao Jiu held on to his arm tightly.

"Little boy... what do you mean?" Ji Yan smiled contemptuously, "You also think I came at a bad time?"

"No, no, no!" Xiao Jiu shook her head again and again, "I...I...I want you to stay."

Ji Yan's smile froze.

"Little 16, tell me again, what do you think of me?"

Xiao Jiu blushed, rolled her Adam's apple and repeated, "I...I want you to stay."

Ji Yan smiled: "Okay, I'll just stutter at you for a long time, and I'll stay."

Xiao Jiu raised his head suddenly.

Ji Yan was taken aback: "What, did you go back on your word?"

"No, no, I...I..."

"Okay, little stammer, I know what you're going to say." Ji Yan raised her hand to pinch his chin, and said with a smile, "If your teammates are half as cute as you, I will definitely transfer to Gyang regardless of my own risk."

Xiao Jiu's eyes lit up, and she froze for a moment.

The fat man on the side was not happy, he slapped the armrest, stood up, strode towards Xiao Jiu, and pulled him behind him to protect him.

"Don't confuse us Xiaojiu, the Gyang Temple can't accommodate your big Buddha! How did you attack us last night, forget?"

The warmth in her heart was interrupted for a moment, and Ji Yan slowly looked at the fat man: "Is there such a thing? I'm old and my memory is bad... I forgot."

The fat man laughed angrily: "You really forget things a lot, do you need me to remind you?"

"Okay, tell me." Ji Yan tapped her temple with her index finger.

The fat man twisted his mouth instantly.

Seeing that the situation is not good, Xiao Jiu went to pull the fat man's clothes.

The fat man tilted his head and said "shut up", yelling at Xiao Jiu.

Dongri was the worst abused last night, and he answered abruptly: "He said that our defense is full of loopholes, and we are not worthy of fighting a hundred cities."

Winter, who usually doesn't like to talk, answered very quickly at this time, and a single sentence ignited the fat man.

"That's the end?!" The fat man glared at Ji Yan angrily, "He said I don't understand that the AK can't suppress the gun! He said that Jiang Han used a sniper as a camera! He said that Xiaojiu and you have no sense of teamwork! He also said Nana has no brains to cut it off!"

After finishing speaking in a vigorous manner, the fat man concluded viciously: "This is not a fucking e-sports master's advice to his juniors, it's called arrogance and arrogance!!"

"Oh... so you mean this." Ji Yan deliberately dragged out her voice, and walked slowly in front of the fat man, "Could I be wrong? These are not facts?"

"You!" The fat man wished he could throw Ji Yan from the third floor.

The sensible Xiaojiu hurriedly smoothed the fat brother's back, and said to Ji Yan: "Ji Shen, why don't you go first."

Ji Yan narrowed her eyes and looked at Xiao Jiu: "You really regretted it?"

Xiao Jiu shook her head vigorously: "No, I'm afraid that if you stay any longer, Fat Brother will really beat you up."

Ji Yan smiled: "Little 16, I was the one who got beaten up, what are you worried about?"

Xiao Jiu was speechless for a moment.

Shi Nai, who had been sitting quietly in the gaming chair for a long time, stood up.

"Ji Yan, no one of us invited you, why are you here? If it's just to show off your name as a great god, I'm sorry, I really don't like it."

It seems that Gyang really doesn't welcome her, and Ji Yan doesn't mind arguing with Shi Nai.

"Don't look at me with such eyes, it makes me look like a bad man with ulterior motives. Why did I come here? You should ask your family, Jian Yi, why he called me. "

Smelling the strong melon fragrance, the eyes of the training room turned to Jian Yi.

After watching the play for a long time, Jian Yi finally waited for a chance to speak to him: "Actually, it's nothing, it's just a competition in a hundred cities, I just want to find you a partner to practice with."

The corners of Ji Yan's mouth twitched: "What are you talking about? Brother is only worthy of being a training partner?!"

Jian Yi coughed lightly: "What's the matter, I'm also a training partner."

Everyone in Gyang directly: "..."

For others, having two great masters as sparring partners is a blessing from heaven.For Gyang, the continuous abuse before the start of the game, this is a fucking thunderstorm, what a crime! !

Ji Yan raised her jaw: "Seeing that you are not talking, are you afraid?"

"Don't be so self-righteous!" Shi Nai glared at Ji Yan angrily.

Yesterday, due to a power outage, he was forced to terminate the joint live broadcast. He failed to fight Ji Yan until dawn. If he can make a comeback today, he will be proud——

"You sit there, let's continue the fight yesterday." When Shi Nai said this, his eyes directly divided Ji Yan and Jian Yi together.

Jian also smiled: "No, let's change the way. Ji Yan and I will each lead a team, and you can choose on your own."

Shi Nai: "..."

Ji Yan suddenly understood, and laughed mockingly: "When you say this, I'm afraid that six of you will hit me?"

Well, no one in Gyang welcomes him, and who would choose him?It is estimated that the game has not yet started, and everyone is eager to throw a hand. Thunder blows him to death.

"It's kind of self-aware." Fatty seized the opportunity and responded to him in the same tone as Ji Yan yesterday.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Jiu raised her right hand resentfully, and said, "I...I...I choose Jishen."

It can't be done, the fat man was so angry that his stomach vomited blood in an instant, he pressed his abdomen, and pointed his finger Xiaojiu.

Xiao Jiu didn't dare to look at the fat man, so she lowered her head and walked behind Ji Yan.

Ji Yan smiled: "Yes, there is one, enough, 2V5, let's start."

"Wait a minute." Jiang Han interrupted, "I also choose Jishen."

The fat man snorted resentfully: "Jiang Han, turn your elbows outward!"

There was a quarrel before, and at the critical moment, the teammates were still their own.

But Jiang Han is more rational than Fatty. He didn't think what Ji Yan said yesterday was a malicious attack, but it aroused him to reflect on his marksmanship.

"Ying God is a sniper, and so am I. A team can only have one sniper, so I choose Ji Shen."

As soon as Jiang Han finished speaking, Dongri continued, "I'll call M41, and I'll also choose Jishen."

The fat man was too angry to speak.

But Jian Yi asked him: "He Xiaopang, you shoot AK... don't you want to learn from Ji Yan?"

The fat man suddenly vomited blood: "What do you mean? It seems that we Nana can't press a gun?"

After thinking about it, the fat man stopped for a moment: "No! You drove us all to Ji Yan's team, leaving only you and Nana in your team. This intention is too obvious!"

After being reminded by the fat man, several people realized it later.

Especially Shi Nai, he had no choice but Jian Yi.

He guessed that Jian Yi had figured out that he would not choose Ji Yan, and if he assigned the fat man to the opposite side, it would be hard for him to imagine the embarrassment of being teammates with Jian Yi.

"Okay, fat man, get on the number."

When Shi Nai said a word, no one raised any objections, and each sat back in the plane and started to log in to the game.

But Xiaojiu and Dongri looked at each other and smiled, knowing it in their hearts.

"How about...we start a live broadcast?" Xiao Jiu blinked at Dong Ri.

Winter nodded: "Yes!"

When Shi Nai heard this, his eyes flicked: "You two want to die?!"

The two shut up for a moment.

But Ji Yan said: "I'm sorry, I have the habit of turning on the live broadcast when I play games. This is the rule of our dynasty. If I don't turn it on... the fans will make trouble for me."

"Okay, you drive it! At worst, we'll all change to smaller models." Shi Nai really didn't bother to talk to him.

After Jian Yi got on the account, he turned on the public mic: "Since it's an in-team training, it's better not to broadcast the live broadcast. There are too many fans, which will affect everyone's state."

Ji Yan smiled lightly: "Okay, Jian Yi, don't forget what is the purpose of calling me."

Jane also didn't speak, and silently turned off the public microphone.

Shi Nai realized that something was wrong between the two of them, subconsciously turned his head and asked Jian Yi: "Why did you call Ji Yan over? Are we really missing him as a training partner?"

Jian Yi's sigh came from the team's headset, and said: "Ask He Xiaopang, what kind of hat he put on me, I can't even explain it clearly."

The fat man was suddenly cueed, and he looked at Shi Nai with a guilty conscience: "Actually, it's nothing, I just said that he was having an affair with Ji Yan, who knew he would call Ji Yan over, just to provoke a fight."

Shi Nai really regretted not gagging the fat man's mouth. When he did it, Jian Yi must have thought that she cared about it.

Jane also pursed her mouth into a straight line, with an aggrieved but righteous look, and said to him: "It's okay to label me indiscriminately, he is your teammate."

Shi Nai: "..."

A few minutes later, seven people entered the uniform training camp to prepare.

According to the team distribution, Shi Nai, Fatty, and Jian Yi are in a team of three, and Jiang Han, Xiao Jiu, Dong Ri, and Ji Yan are in a team of four. The most common 3V4 configuration in field battles is suitable for blasting mode.

The Hundred Cities preliminaries also played blasting, and the map was random.

So at the beginning of the game, Shi Nai set up five game maps in blast mode, and tried to touch them all before three o'clock in the afternoon.

But when he was concentrating on adjusting the configuration in the room, there was a burst of booing in the headset.

Shi Nai looked up, and saw the top of the game floating repeatedly: [TZ-ying sent a signed custom gun to teammate Gyang-Nail: AK-Sakura powder. 】

The author has something to say: here's the bottom line, Ji Yan Xiaojiu is an official and deputy CP, whoever attacks and who suffers, guess what?