Don't press your head to engage in CP [e-sports]

In the Gyang dormitory, Shi Nai lay on the bed like a bastard, buried his face in the crack of the pillow, held his hair with his hands, and murmured: "Shame! Shame! Shame!"

The fat man declared with great fanfare that he was Jian XX's apprentice. If it got out, Jian Yi would definitely think that he had been broken up, so he would not be reconciled, and would rush to stick to him with slapstick tricks.

As the saying goes, good horses don't turn their backs, and they have been separated for three years. This whole time, I have become the one who can't let go.When he grew up at such an age, he was not as embarrassing as he is today.

Ahhhhh-!

Pounding the pillow, turning over, rolling off the bed with the quilt on the ground.

A knock on the door was heard after a while, and Xiaojiu said, "Brother Nai, don't worry, I have already sent a private message to Yingshen to apologize. Although he didn't reply to me, I know he is generous and will not care about it."

"..."

Listen, what the hell are you talking about, apologizing to someone like Jane? !Shi Nai wanted to dig a seam in the ground to get in, and rolled over several times with the quilt between her legs.

"The Great God doesn't care, but there are many fans of him downstairs." It was Dong Ri's voice, "They stayed downstairs and didn't leave. They insisted that the apprenticeship was our brother Nai's bragging, clamoring to ask Nai brother for an argument."

"..."

The warmth in Shi Nai's heart that hoped that the situation would not spread was completely cooled down, his whole body was weak, and he lay on the ground with no strength to kick his legs, as quiet as a frozen corpse.

"Go, go, are you guys persuading people like this?" Followed by the fat man, "Don't do anything practical, just stay and go."

A few seconds later, Fatty's voice softened: "Life is like a drama, because we get together because of fate... I lost my temper over trivial things, and thinking about it—"

Shi Nai looked at the ceiling, his eyes unfocused: "Shut up! Say one more sentence, believe it or not, I will tear off the goddess in your room to worship your ancestors!"

"Okay, don't read it. Aunt Wang cooked your favorite wonton, and I brought it for you. It smells so good. If you don't believe me, open the door and smell it."

"Get lost! I'm not a dog!" Shi Nai pulled the quilt over her head.

Fatty heard that he could still swear, so he laughed a few times: "Actually, if you want to be more open, this is not entirely a bad thing. A few teams came today to try to scoop you up, and they praised you for your coquettish positioning and first-class marksmanship. Is it a good thing that the war has become a sweet potato?"

Shi Nai yelled through the quilt: "It's very good! Hurry up and choose someone who is pleasing to my grandfather, and I will report it tomorrow."

Fatty got excited when he heard this, and knocked on the door: "Pick your uncle! Fatty has already rejected you, saying that you are absolutely devoted to Gyang, and you will never leave him for the rest of your life!"

Shi Nai pulled down the quilt: "Your grandma is dead set! Your grandma will never leave a pig!"

Knocking on the door turned into kicking the door, and the fat man yelled: "Call me a pig?! Okay, come out and scold me for a try? Don't shut the door and lie in the nest, come out if you want to! Come out for me!"

"Knock your sister knock, the love is deep, Yu Mengmeng has seen too much of Aunt Jiu's upper body, right?"

"Aunt Jiu is too stupid, I'm Nanny Rong now, holding a silver needle to prick your skin! Come out!"

Shi Nai was so angry that his teeth hurt, he lifted the quilt, stood up on the ground, rolled up his sleeves and rushed to open the door.

The fat man was still muttering, seeing the door opened, Shi Nai was wearing a mess of flirtatious hair, with his hips and sleeves akimbo, like a 2B youth after he's had a blast at a disco.

He smiled with his mouth crooked: "Yo! I was provoked by you, with a small mouth and big eyes, why, you still can't get rid of it after a few curses?"

"It's not easy to scold you, but I still want to beat you up!"

Shi Nai wanted to beat him up, but the fat man brought the wonton under his nose, and said with a playful smile, "Beat, beat, eat some wontons to give you the strength to beat you up. You, a small fat man, can afford it."

Shi Nai glared at him, then turned and entered the room: "It's a lump of pork belly, it's disgusting for me to beat it up."

The fat man entered the room and slapped the wontons on his desk: "I think you are fat? Why? Have you eaten your rice?"

Shi Nai stood in front of the full-length mirror and fiddled with her hair: "No, my rice can't afford the dirty, flowery and greasy Maitreya Buddha."

"Hey! You boy! If the fat brother doesn't punish you, you don't know that Lord Yan has eight eyes!"

As he said that, the fat man swung his round arms towards Shi Nai, but tripped over the quilt half-hanging on the ground, and said in surprise, "Nai Nai, what is this on your bed?"

Shi Nai turned around and shouted, "Don't move!"

But it was too late, the fat man had already pounced on his bed and grabbed the Mickey doll on his bed: "What is this? Mickey Mouse?!"

Then there was a burst of wild laughter: "I'm going, a big man is hugging Mickey Mouse to sleep?! You are going to laugh at Fatty to death, hahahaha——!"

Shi Nai couldn't bear it anymore, turned around and twisted the fat man's ears: "Smile, smile, laugh louder, Maitreya Buddha is just like you!"

"It hurts, it hurts, let go, your ear is about to fall off!" Shi Nai twisted it hard, let go of the fat man, and the fat man rubbed his ears and asked, "When did you buy this thing?"

"Get out! You didn't buy it!" Shi Nai motioned for the fat man to put it down with a look.

The fat man was curious: "I didn't buy it, how did it end up on your bed?"

"Is it okay if people give it to you, talk a lot."

"Who the hell gave you a big Mickey Mouse?"

"That idiot Jian Yi!" After Shi Nai yelled, he immediately wanted to slap himself!

The fat man was shocked when he heard this, and he snorted, "Who? Jane God?"

"—Mommy! The majestic e-sports god is so girlish." The fat man tugged at Mickey's ear, "Nai Nai, it looks like you've been plucking him a lot, and it's all bald!"

"I'm warning you, you'd better mind your own business and return it to me quickly!" After saying that, Shi Nai went to grab it.

The fat man raised his hand: "Hey! Tell me first, why did God Jane give you this thing?"

nonsense!

Jane also has a Minnie!They are a couple!

When he went abroad, the only thing Shi Nai took away related to Jian Yi was this Mickey.

It's not that he can't let go of Jian Yi, but he just thinks that one day when Jian Yi comes to the United States, he can be domineering, throw him the things he gave him, and say goodbye to him proudly.

But later, he didn't wait for Jian Yi, instead, it became a habit to hold this Mickey to sleep every day, and he naturally put it in the suitcase when he returned home.

In order not to let his teammates find out, he hid Mickey in the closet during the day and took it out when he went to bed at night.Who would have thought that he would get up in a hurry to play a game this morning and forgot to pack it up, so he let it stay by the bedside all morning.

Shi Nai couldn't hold back the door after she became rational, but changed her words and said, "It wasn't from him, I picked it up in Disney's trash can."

"Pretend! You just said you were giving it away, but now you're picking it up!" The fat man looked at Shi Nai with strange eyes, "Be honest, did you go to Disney? Or was it three years ago? He tutored you with your homework and took care of your travel?"

Shi Nai rubbed his back teeth: "Your grandma's money is endless, why don't you pay it back to me?"

"Here, I see how rare you are."

"Get out!" Shi Nai snatched Mickey, and wrapped it under the quilt.

"Don't hide it, I won't snatch it from you." The fat man curled his lips, "Actually, if you pay the money, Jane will also be a tutor, rounding up to the nearest half as his apprentice. It's up to you to deal with it in the morning. I don't know how open-minded it is to replace Teacher Jian..."

Shi Nai thought, you know what a fart!If Jian Yi was really open-minded, he wouldn't have stopped him three years ago——

Wait!

"What did you say? Say it again?"

"It's up to you to deal with that in the morning."

"No, the previous sentence."

"You pay, and Jane will also be a tutor."

"Yes, this is it."

Shi Nai hastily grabbed the phone next to the bed and clicked on WeChat.

Fatty: "What are you doing? Is there something wrong with this sentence?"

Shi Nai ignored him, skillfully found Jian Yi's WeChat body, and turned to the chat records before the breakup.

"WeChat Transfer 10000"

Shi Nai: "Hurry up, I'll reward you/satisfaction"

Jian Yi: "Speak well."

Shi Nai: "Okay, 1 yuan including nights? / Evil smile"

"WeChat Transfer 20000"

Jian Yi: "...I'll cover you, [-]."

Shi Nai: "Pfft! Just kidding, this is my dad asking me to transfer your tuition, accept it quickly."

Jian Yi: "Send me a short video, and the tuition fee will be waived."

Shi Nai: "Mr. Jian is very generous, my little video is worth 1 yuan?"

Jian Yi: "It's not worth it, but I miss you."

……

After that, Shi Nai didn't have time to read it, so he quickly deleted the redundant content, leaving only the transfer records and receipt records.

The fat man leaned over: "Show me what you are doing?"

Shi Nai shook his head: "It's okay, let's go downstairs with me."

The fat man tugged at him: "I can't go now, those people downstairs haven't left yet, I went to deal with them before, those fans are too rude."

Shi Nai raised his chin: "Is there another way?"

The fat man nodded: "They are all female fans, so it's hard to deal with."

"..."

Shi Nai paused for a moment: "Then I'll just talk and let them go."

Having said that, Shi Nai's heart was riveting, thinking that Jian would not be caught by this situation, and he couldn't get over it.

The business of Internet cafes is not bad at ordinary times, and it is not uncommon for them to catch up with the summer vacation.But today it was not only full, when Shi Nai went downstairs, the aisle of the Internet cafe was full of people.

The fat man bumped into Shi Nai lightly: "See, that, that, that, are all fans of Yingshen. The male fans said they wanted to single out you, and the female fans said they wanted to settle accounts with you. They are open for business, and there are no customers. For the same reason, the network management and the front desk are not easy to step forward to ask."

When Shi Nai looked around, besides the female fans who were guarding the front desk, there were also teenagers who logged in to the game with their camera on, but their eyes were looking at the second floor.

"Aren't they going to school?" Shi Nai asked.

The fat man snorted, "Brother, the summer vacation has just begun, and these student fans are the only ones who are free."

Shi Nai glanced at him: "That's a bit tricky, one-on-one with high school students, it won't be too honorable to win."

"Hey, you can just play around, the troublesome ones are the female fans." The fat man said, "The males can solve the problem with a fight, and the females...Brother Nai, what do you think?"

With his hands in his pockets, Shi Nai walked downstairs without seeing anything, and went straight to the drink machine next to the front desk.

The group of female fans walked over together.

"Hello, let's find Gyang-Nail." After one of the beauties finished speaking, the surrounding eyes turned to Shi Nai's face.

Shi Nai twisted a bottle of Coke, and said nonchalantly, "Did you have something to do with him?"

The beauty lowered her jaw: "We just ask if he is the disciple of God Jane."

"Does it have something to do with you?" Shi Nai unscrewed the cap of the Coke bottle, and when he raised his head to drink, he looked at the other party.

The beauty looked at her companion with embarrassment on her face.

Her companion continued: "Why doesn't it matter? The TGA will officially start in two months. Jane is not only preparing for the TGA, but also the WCG world competition held every two years. At this time, a person pretending to be his apprentice appears. We don't know what the intentions are, but if it hurts Jane's reputation or affects the training before the game, we fans can't just sit idly by."

He is impassioned and eloquent, such a fan who protects idols, Shi Nai would smile and sigh for Jian Yi.

"It's also nosy, but you are beautiful, and you speak with fireworks, which is much better than those farting idlers in the game."

For a moment, the female fan didn't know whether Shi Nai's words were a compliment to her or what, she was taken aback for a moment, and asked, "So, you are Nail?"

Shi Nai raised her jaw, and the corners of her mouth curled up vaguely: "I'm Nail, how can the beauty just sit back and ignore her?"

The female fan suddenly lost the blunt tone just now, and asked after a while: "Can you send a clarification, explaining that you have nothing to do with Jianshen?"

Shi Nai stared at it with a suppressed smile, and said word by word: "I can't."