Don't press your head to engage in CP [e-sports]

"Dog boy? Beat him to death?" The fat man pulled up the baby fat on both cheeks, and asked repeatedly in disbelief, "You mean Yingshen... and Jishen?"

Shi Nai didn't speak, his eyes were fixed on the ID names of Jian Yi and Ji Yan.

The fat man seemed to understand, and asked again: "Could it be that Yingshen is infatuated with you? He and Ji Yan...?"

Without saying a word, Shi Nai's eyes suddenly turned to Fatty, his face was ugly as hell.

Xiao Jiu quickly took out the earphones, and said anxiously: "No, no, Yingshen and Jishen are just friends, how could it be possible for them?"

"How is that impossible!" Shi Nai subconsciously continued, "You didn't see that the two of them went to the hairdressing salon together, and together..."

Hooking his shoulders and backing the four words, Shi Nai couldn't say it, so he swallowed it back angrily.

Xiao Jiu's eyes widened, waiting for Shi Nai's next words.

Holding back the breath in his throat, Shi Nai rubbed his back teeth and said, "It's okay, I'll finish painting a hundred ships in a while... I wish them a happy marriage for a hundred years."

"Nai Nai, are you okay?" Seeing that Shi Nai's expression was not right, the fat man quickly reached out to touch his forehead.

Xiao Jiu was so anxious that her nose and eyes were wrinkled together: "Brother Nai, believe me, Ying Shen and Ji Shen are absolutely impossible, they really..."

"Xiao Jiu!!" The fat man interrupted, wrinkling his face, "You are fascinated by the great filter, I understand, but you can't turn your elbows out, you can't see how angry your brother Nai is, and your hair is all over. Green, you still excuse them?"

Xiaojiu let out an "ah", and then noticed that Shi Nai's cherry blossom powder was dyed dark green, and then swallowed the sentence "they are really just good friends" that she was about to say, without any confidence for a moment.

Dong Ri on the side gave a thumbs up, gave a thumbs up, and continued: "Brother Nai, this look is pretty good. There is a saying... If you want to live a decent life, you have to have a little green on your head. Looks good! I I don’t think it has anything to do with Ying, it’s purely Nai’s fashion.”

The fat man twitched on the left side of his face: "Heh...that's because you don't know Nana too well, he! I hate green the most!"

Being caught by the fat man and refusing to let go, Shi Nai was very angry, but couldn't utter a single word to refute.

Because the fat man was right, that afternoon, when he saw Ji Yan and Jian Yi hooking up, he got angry, and in a fit of anger, he changed the store and dyed it green.

The hair stylist of that store even tried to persuade Shi Nai, saying that green is not easy for people to handle, and asked him if he would consider changing to a blue color that is easy to handle.

Shi Nai didn't agree, and asked the hair stylist to adjust him green with a stern face.

The hair stylist had no choice but to adjust the green color according to the customer's request.The dyeing process can be said to be frightening, for fear that after dyeing it will be ugly, and the customer will complain to him if he is not satisfied.

Shi Nai was also guilty, he had dyed different trendy colors but never green, and he was afraid that it would not look good and ruin his proud face.

But when he thought of Jian Yi flirting with him and flirting with Ji Yan at the same time, his head became green.

dye!

One word, Shi Nai gritted his teeth and went all out.

But the result was unexpected. The unmanageable dark green on Shi Nai's hair was like a tailor-made one. Not only did it not affect his appearance, but it made his skin fairer.

In a slightly darker place, the green is almost invisible, but it is a bit darker and bluer, and the temperament is more cold.This was also the reason why Cen Meiling didn't find out that Shi Nai had dyed her hair when she went home that night.

Cen Meiling didn't realize it until the next morning when the sun was shining on his head.

But at that time, Shi Nai played a good-looking foundation under the sunlight, and Cen Meiling felt that her son was handsome beyond the sky for a moment, so Shi Nai didn't insist on turning back to black afterward.

However, Jian Yi didn't notice Shi Nai's deliberate move.

From meeting on his birthday to being dragged home by Jian Yi, the other party didn't even ask him why he was dyed green.

The more Shi Nai thought about it, the more angry he became, so angry that his right hand, which was holding the mouse tightly, clicked a series of garbled characters on the public screen of the live broadcast room.

Now it's all right, when Shi Nai threw out a string of garbled characters, the fans who had been waiting in the live broadcast room early to watch their CP battle screamed.

【Ah woo!Nana has spoken! &*……%￥)]

[*&...￥&*? ? ?What does this long string mean? 】

[Let's understand it as a symbol of love!Nana wanted to fight, but his hands were shaking so badly that he couldn't get off! 】

[Thank Jimei for God's understanding!I got it! 】

[Nail, don't be soft-hearted, you can fight hard, anyway, you can't beat Jianshen~/Squinting smile]

【Yeah!You 5 fight 1, no matter how ruthless you are, we love to watch each other fall in love and kill each other! 】

[Smoke bomb. Throw it away!Nepali. Er. Army. Knife swing up!My brother's head exploded! 】

[What's wrong with the friendly army? They still fight 5 out of 1. Didn't you see my Ji Shen's friendly appearance? ? 】

[Gyang can't do it, a Ying god is enough for them, and my family Quee, this is destined to be a tragic and exciting duel. 】

[The look of anticipation GO! go! go! 】

[I don't understand, my CP is doing a joint live broadcast, why is your Ji Shen joining in the fun? / in the way]

[No, swing the stick and step on it, and I'm convinced. 】

[Go away!Do you understand above AUO? Yingshen and Jishen joined hands to end, absolutely perfect! 】

【fart!Also five hours a day yyds!No dismantling or reversing! 】

……

The barrage was full of noise, but the battle was forced to start during the administrator's countdown.

Map random to desert TD, team mode.

Jiang Han took a deep breath and asked, "Five hits two, how do you hit?"

The fat man gritted his teeth and said, "Damn! Yingshen only has one sniper, and the five of us charge together, even the Great God can't stand it."

"No. If they come together, Ji Yan's AK is enough to wipe out the five of us." Shi Nai thought about it seriously, and continued, "Separately fight, the four of you stare at Jian Yi together, and Ji Yan leaves it to me. "

"But……"

"Don't be fooled. Jian Yi's sniper only has one shot, and he has no tactics for an upright shot. Pressing together is the best strategy. Ji Yan's AK is handed over to me, and I will go to B to interfere with him. You can rest assured to go to A. .”

There is nothing wrong with Shi Nai's tactical arrangement. Jane is also an AWM, and she is destined to go to A University with a wide field of vision.

According to his understanding of Ji Yan, it is impossible for the two great masters to go together, so Ji Yan will definitely go to B small, either copying them, or transfer to the middle room as a support.

It is impossible for Shi Nai to let him succeed.

At the beginning of the battle, Gyang divided his troops into two groups according to the deployment: one was led by Jiang Han as a sniper, the fat boy Xiaojiu Dongri rushed to the A University, and the other was led by Shi Nai and went straight to the B gate with an AK.

There is a bridge hole in the middle of Gate B. Shi Nai's plan is to go up the bridge and block Ji Yan, preventing him from going around the back and turning to the middle room.

Unexpectedly, as soon as his AK was set up on the bridge, Jiang Han on the A University's side was taken away by Jian Yi for the first time.

"What's going on, Jiang Han, where did you shoot?" Shi Nai asked.

Jiang Han sighed: "I'm in box A, Yingshen is on bridge A. My god, I didn't see him go to bridge A."

As soon as the words fell, the fat man was taken away by Jian Yi for the second head.

Fatty: "Damn it, Nana, do you want to go back to defense, A big is stuck and can't move forward at all."

Shi Nai stared at door B: "Wait, wait, Ji Yan will definitely go to door B."

Five seconds later, with a bang, Xiao Jiu was triple-killed by TZ-ying.

Shi Nai couldn't bear it anymore, put away the AK and retreated to point A.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he turned around, there was a sudden "chug" sound from behind, and with only two bullets, Dynasty-Quee killed Gyang-Nail.

"I'll go! Where did he get out of?"

After waiting for Ji Yan for so long, there was no movement, and as soon as he withdrew, he struck. Shi Nai felt unwilling and dropped the mouse heavily.

Ji Yan turned on the mic, and said with a triumphant smile: "Little Pepper, look at my magic trick. Two bullets will cost you a golden headshot."

Shi Nai laughed angrily, slipped the headset, and angrily yelled at Ji Yan: "It's just a shameless sneak attack, and I'm ashamed to make Shenlong see the head but not the end, is there something wrong with his mind?"

"Oh, come again." Ji Yan laughed frivolously.

For a moment, Shi Nai remembered the phone call Ji Yan made to Jian Yi.

On the phone, Ji Yan's words, "I'm looking forward to the car, come and pay the money", also had this kind of unscrupulous frivolity.

All the stimuli hit Shi Nai's nerves at the same time, and the acid rush made him desperately want to kill Ji Yan.

But when he left the house, he couldn't find Ji Yan.

"Nimma! What are you doing!" Shi Nai yelled at Mai irritably.

Ji Yan said: "Where do you think I am?"

A gunshot was unscrupulously used as a trick by the other party, and Tokina twisted her mouth in anger.

He closed his eyes and took a deep breath, tried his best to turn his anger into attention, switched his AK to AWM, retreated to the bunker a few steps in front of his house, and set up a sniper behind the bunker.

Unexpectedly, a pink heart thunder fell from the sky, walked around in an arc, and fell vertically at Shi Nai's feet.

Accompanied by a loud bang, Ji Yan said: "This trick is called... a tacit understanding."

"Damn it!" Shi Nai couldn't help but swear, "Did you turn on the fucking cheat, can you even see this blind spot?"

Ji Yan clicked his tongue and said, "It's said that you have a good heart, you can think for yourself."

Shi Nai was instantly furious.

At this time, Jane also spoke: "Don't listen to his nonsense, it is your sniper rifle that exposed your position."

OK!Count your sharp eyes!

Shi Nai was speechless with anger.

The fat man couldn't take it anymore, and hurriedly said: "No way, Nana, look at our record... 0-10, Yingshen didn't take a single head, we died ten times!"

Jiang Han echoed: "If we don't all withdraw and change our tactics again, it will be pure self-abuse if we fight like this, and everyone's mentality will collapse."

The conversation on Gyang's side reached Jian Yi's ears through Shi Nai's microphone.

Jian also lightly said: "You should change your tactics, or change it, Nail will go to A, and the other four will go to B."

Shi Nai accepted Jian Yi's proposal in his heart, after all, he was more experienced in dealing with Jian Yi than Jiang Han and the others.

but--

Ji Yan smiled: "Hey, five cuties, are you sure you want to listen to him? Look at your record, when he sniped you, he didn't even blink. Let me tell you, my AK is better than Jane's." The spy is much faster, the four of you go to B Xiao... will only die faster."

Ji Yan was right.

Shi Nai has always been used to fighting guerrillas, often using no tactics to win tactics, and his marksmanship is better than Fatty and the others.But even he died twice in Ji Yan's hands, and the other teammates who were not good at guerrilla fighting might suffer even more from Ji Yan.

Why is this guy so dark!

Shi Nai's mind froze.

"Why don't you try to break them all, huh?" Jian Yi said after a while.

Shi Nai's eyes froze, he immediately turned off the public mic, switched to AK to greet his teammates: "Come with me, clean up Jian Yi first."