Don't press your head to engage in CP [e-sports]

As soon as Ren Xiaoye nodded, Wu Yue continued: "This Gyang is really poisonous, and he was targeted after he won the first place in Wudu District."

Jian Yi frowned, approached Wu Yue, and several team members joined him.

Wu Yue swipe the mouse and said: "Look, the team that is eyeing on Gyang is a team called 'Provoke Your Daddy Biss' from Sichuan District. They went to the official forum of Wudu District and posted a complaint, saying that Wudu District is a garbage concentration camp. Gyang, who has the number one battle uniform, is the fighter among the trash."

Ren Xiaoye felt offended, and laughed angrily: "This team must be sick. They don't know that there is a master in Wudu District who is our captain? When did amateur players become so arrogant?"

Wu Yue suggested: "Build a trumpet and teach them a lesson."

Ren Xiaoye clenched his fists, ready to move: "I agree, insulting Wudu District is equivalent to insulting our captain!"

Several team members looked at Jian Yi at the same time, waiting for the captain to give orders to lead them to a fight.

Jian Yi said indifferently: "Several professional players go to the battle uniform to abuse amateur players, is it shameful?"

"..."

That's right, a few people looked at each other, curled their lips and scattered back to the plane to run the map.

A few minutes later, Jian Yi, who was sitting in the captain's seat, clicked on the Sichuan area, built a small account, took a game called "you daddy", and then clicked on the battle uniform to send a heads-up to "provoke your daddy biss" Book.

On Gyang's side, team member Dongri was the first to see the content of the post, scolded a few words and then dragged the fat man.The fat man scolded them until the sky was dark, and the eighteen generations of ancestors were brought out by the other party to walk hundreds of floors.

The opposite party refused to admit defeat, and posted Gyang's registration information in the Hundred Cities League on the forum, ridiculed and belittled, and every word was ridiculed that Gyang is a poor team, who has no money and wants to play professionally.

The fat man was so angry that he had high blood pressure, so he made a phone call and asked the brother in the Internet cafe downstairs to beat him to death, and he won today's free internet bill.

Shi Nai glanced at the post building after playing a round of the transport ship: "Stop arguing, if you don't accept it, kill them. They."

The fat man clutched his chest as if his heart ached: "Jiang Han went to talk about endorsement, there are only four of us, can we kill him and do it?"

Shi Nai touched the IN earring on his left ear, and the corner of his mouth raised slightly: "Counseling? I'm not afraid of 1V5, you can still counsel in 4V5?"

"Bullshit!" The fat man was agitated, and he raised his hand to slap his thigh, "Brother fat, I don't know how to write counsel from birth, I can do it, just look at Xiao Jiu and Dong Ri."

Shi Nai's eyes flicked, and Xiao Jiu quickly raised her hand: "I listen to Brother Nai, Brother Nai said that I will never go back if I go forward!"

Xiao Jiu is the youngest player in the team. He just turned sixteen. He is Shi Nai's little fanboy. He feels good when Shi Nai farts. He also follows Shi Nai in the game. He is good at playing M41, and he hits the broken back , so his comments can almost be omitted.

Shi Nai smiled: "What about winter?"

Dongri is playing defense, a veritable brick in the team, where it needs to be moved.

"You guys understand, I'm ok." Winter smiled.

Shi Nai raised his hand and compared a gun: "Handsome, let's build an account."

As soon as the gaming chair slipped, the four of them picked up the keyboard and started building the trumpet.

In the name of Gyang, Shi Nai sent a challenge to the "Biss Your Daddy" team, but the other side didn't answer for half an hour.Shi Nai took the trumpet and fucked them all, and said that Gyang in Wudu District left them alone. I didn't dare to answer 4V5, and I was stunned to be scolded by everyone from the captain to the management.

Until six o'clock in the morning the next day, the Biss team who messed with your dad picked it up.

Before he had time to wash up, the fat man got up cursing and knocking on the doors of his teammates one by one.Originally, they trained very late last night, and a few people didn't wake up. After entering the training room, they yawned one after another.

Dong Ri fell on the gaming chair and said hoarsely, "Brother Nai, what mode did you play yesterday?"

Shi Nai leaned on the back of the chair and lazily logged into the account: "Blast, map black town."

Dongri yawned: "That's over, my brain hasn't been wound up yet, and I can't switch to blasting mode."

The fat man rinsed his mouth with a bottle of mineral water, spat it out and said, "It's just a small team that doesn't need to be wound up. It's just over. We still have Chennai."

Shi Nai didn't pay attention to the opponent: "Okay, no tactics, try 212 first, and fight as you like."

At the beginning of the first half, Gyang played like a mess throughout the game. Either his marksmanship went wrong or he did not check carefully, and his death was extremely random, causing tens of thousands of horns to erupt in the viewing area.

[Fuck!That's it?Isn't it too showy, chickens pecking at each other? ! 】

[I thought Wudu District was the most powerful, and was crushed by a third-line team in Sichuan District, tsk tsk! 】

[Our Wudu District is awesome, our Wudu District has a ghost, stop in front of the dissatisfied, dare to fight? 】

[Let me live up to my one-hour Internet fee to watch, but there is no one who can play! 】

[It's the truth, if you have time, it's better to watch the e-sports master's live broadcast. 】

[Shabi, which god got up at six o'clock in the morning to broadcast live? GKD!I want to see Gyang get his head shaved in the second half! 】

……

Seeing the taunting gesture on the horn, Shi Nai pushed the keyboard, rushed to the room with a cold face, and hurried back to the seat.

"I didn't expect that tens of thousands of people would watch the battle in a small uniform match. It's really the first time for a big girl to get on the bridal sedan chair."

The fat man smiled weakly and said, "Thanks to Brother Tonai, yesterday a hundred loudspeakers were all served, and dozens of districts, as long as they are online, they all know about it, so powerful like a rainbow."

Xiao Jiu rubbed her eyes: "I think the number of viewers can catch up with Yoyo's Xiaoshen's live broadcast. Are we famous?"

The corner of Shi Nai's mouth twitched: "This name is... so fucking embarrassing. Take heart, if we lose in the second half, we won't be able to hold our heads up."

Xiao Jiu nodded in agreement: "If we lose again, not only will we not be able to hold our heads up, but even the entire Wudu District will be underestimated."

"Not at all." Shi Nai curled the corner of his mouth, "There is still a great god in the Wudu District who is against him, so he can't be flattened for the time being."

Xiao Jiu's eyes lit up: "You mean Ying Shen, Jian Yi?"

Shi Nai's eyes narrowed, and she didn't want to answer.

The fat man asked, "Nai Nai, why do you always—"

Before the fat man finished speaking, Shi Nai glared back.

He was so frightened that he pretended to yawn, patted his face, stretched himself, and roared in a low voice: "Day, let's fight hard."

Dong Ri, who had been in a daze state for a long time, was startled by this roar, as if enlightened, and instantly sobered up: "I'm fine, Brother Nai, let's arrange tactics."

In the first half, Gyang lost 2:7 to Biss who messed with your dad.

Shi Nai frowned, thought for a moment, gritted his teeth and said, "We are one less person. They have snipers and we don't. Since they are all machine guns, let's push them one by one, and the waves will come quickly."

"Exciting, I like it." Fatty regained his energy and said with a sinister smile, "You three go to B, and I will go to the middle door to smoke."

Shi Nai replaced AK with AWM, and asked Xiao Jiu and Dong Ri to go to point B with him.

Xiao Jiu was taken aback: "Brother Nai, do you still know how to play sniper?"

Shi Nai rushed to the front with the AMW: "You don't know how?"

Xiao Jiu grunted: "Yes, but if you don't play well, you will die if you take a sniper."

Shi Nai opened the mirror and aimed at window B: "It's okay, I have played against even more powerful teams, and I can handle it with the opponent's level."

As soon as the words fell, Shi Nai swung a sniper and took one head.

"Nice!" Xiao Jiu praised.

The fat man smiled: "It's really beautiful, but it's almost like catching up with his teacher."

Shi Nai frowned slightly, cursing inwardly: "Your uncle."

Xiao Jiu asked curiously: "Mr. Nai also plays CF?"

The fat man killed one person, and continued to shout: "Play! He is not only playing, but also a great master."

"Great God?" Dongri asked while operating the game, "Who is it?"

"God of Ying." Fatty said inertially, "You all know each other, the light of e-sports."

Xiaojiu and Dongri were immediately dumbfounded.

Shi Nai couldn't help it: "Playing games or chatting, is it over?"

"Play a game!" Fatty took another head with one blow, "Look, I killed two people, Xiao Nana, your sniper only killed one person."

Shi Nai's eyes sank, "Fire in the hole" came from the earphones, and a high-explosion bomb exploded under Fatty's feet, and Fatty fell to the ground immediately.

The fat man opened his eyes and roared: "Little Nana! You are so cruel that you even kill your own people?!"

Shi Nai ignored him, picked up AWM and called Xiao Jiu and Dong Ri to follow him.

In the second round, Fatty took the initiative to ask Ying to go to the middle gate as bait, keeping away from Shi Nai, for fear that he would go crazy and send out a high-explosion bomb that would kill him.

However, Shi Nai said lightly: "Fatty, follow me this time, let's make another fast attack."

"You won't give me another thunder, will you?" the fat man held his breath.

Shi Nai said, "You guess?"

After finishing speaking, he took out the high explosive, glanced at the fat man, and threw it straight towards the trail.

The fat man sighed in relief.

Shi Nai sealed the middle door with red smoke, creating momentum for the opposite side to feint at point A, and then turned around with Fatty to connect to point B.

Xiaojiu and Dongri were very fast. They cleared out the enemies at point B with a wave of left and right flanking attacks, and successfully took down point B.

Mess with your dad biss lost two people in the battle, and Gyang did not lose one person, and the situation became 4V3.

"Xiao Jiu and Dong Ri keep the bags, and Fatty and I will go fishing outside." After finishing speaking, Shi Nai turned in from window B, only to bump into the sniper on the opposite side.

The man was taken aback, and missed with a blind sniper, but was shot off by Shi Nai's sniper, and the battle was 4v2 in an instant.

The fat man hastily threw a dodge, and rushed out from door B: "Nai Nai, take it easy, leave a piece of meat for brother, you can't take all five heads, let's make a side dish."

As soon as the words fell, two people rushed out of window A.

Shi Nai subconsciously switched pistols, moved around and fired, and directly took away the last two of the opponent.

Fatty: "Damn! Shi Nai save one for me!"

The corner of Shi Nai's mouth twitched, and his aura was fully opened: "...it's too late, hit me with a gun, don't do it for nothing."

Each subsequent round:

Gyang-Nail One Kill

Gyang-Nail Triple Kill

Gyang-Nail Pentakill

......

With an AWM, Shi Nai became a head harvester, and the more it felt, the hotter it was, the sniper on the other side had no power to fight back, and your father's biss momentum was instantly defeated.

In just 10 minutes, Gyang successfully came back with a record of 11:7.

The wind direction of the horns of the spectators has changed.

[I'm cracked!Our district was killed by Gyang to the house, and even the pot and shovel were served? ! 】

[It's good to know, we know how awesome our Wudu District is!Look at Nail, he is the next hero! 】

【Is that idiot with a short hair and love? He uses a sniper as a camera, and people pass through the mirror without losing a drop of blood? 】

【Rubbish! If you can't kill 5 and 4, what's the use of you! 】

[Gyang rises up!I declare that Nail is my new idol from today! 】

Originally, the battle uniform match for amateur players would be over if they won, but the spectator players made complaints one-sidedly and provoked your father's biss team.

He lost his face and bit his teeth, insisting that the four of Gyang had enabled cheating, and that Gyang's Nail was using dual perspective and automatic shooting cheating.

The fat man pointed at the monitor and sneered: "What do they mean? Can't afford to lose?"

"Obviously." Shi Nai said calmly, looking at the trumpet passing by.

Dongri said: "Then what should we do now, shall we scold or continue?"

Shi Nai leaned against the back of the chair, closed her eyes and rubbed her temples: "I can't do it any more, let's sleep for a while, I have to train at ten o'clock."

"Wait." The fat man stopped him, "Little Nainai, there is a sniper who loves to scold you, can you still sleep?"

Shi Nai paused, opened his eyes and looked at the monitor.

Cuntouyouai: [Nail is a piece of trash if he doesn't hang up, if he hangs up in a crematorium, it's a disgrace to the Pacific Ocean! 】

Shi Nai said disdainfully: "He is praising me, saying that I am as high-level as Gu."

The fat man smiled cutely: "Kiss, but he also called you trash!"

Shi Nai glanced at him, pulled the mouse over, aimed at [Inch Head You Love], clicked the left button, and sent him a plane ticket with precision.

The fat man was dumbfounded: "No way, Nana, why don't you teach him a lesson and just kick him?"

Shi Nai looked sideways and snorted coldly: "Put a piece of meat on the keyboard, even a dog is better than him, and deserves my lesson?"

The fat man raised his thumb, shook his legs and said, "But this guy scolded you on the loudspeaker and asked if you dare to challenge him offline."

Shi Nai didn't bother to pay attention, threw away the earphones, slid away from the gaming chair, got up and left.

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