Don't press your head to engage in CP [e-sports]

"Ahh-!"

Gyang base, dormitory on the third floor, Shi Nai couldn't help but sneezed just after taking a shower, and read: "Which bastard is talking about me behind my back?"

In a blink of an eye, he remembered the post this morning again, raised his hand and brushed his half-dry hair, then sat down in front of the computer.

The follow-up content of that post has already covered hundreds of floors. Shi Nai glanced through it, and it was all scolding him for impersonating Nail, plus a bunch of nonsense.

Shi Nai picked up the keyboard and started typing to post. It wasn't until he finished typing the [-]-word reply comment that he suddenly remembered that he had been banned for three months.

Anger rose in an instant, and he pushed the keyboard away.

"Damn! If I want to know who complained to me, I will definitely strip that person and throw him into the Yangtze River to feed the fish!!!"

Just after finishing speaking, a private message popped up on the forum: "Dear user, since your post complaints have reached the upper limit, according to the requirements of the version regulations, your post will be deleted, and I will specifically inform you. CF Forum Administrator .”

Shi Nai: "..."

You force me? !

After closing the forum, he downloaded the Yoyo live streaming software, then ran to the training room and secretly removed Xiao Jiu's camera.

In the afternoon, Xiao Jiu asked Shi Nai to authenticate the live broadcast room, but Shi Nai did not do anything after listening.

Thinking about telling everyone before that training is for self-improvement, not for entertaining fans, I also justly said what a bunch of e-sports players should do.

After Yoyo's incident happened, Gyang had to accept the live broadcast contract, and Shi Nai had no choice but to admit it.But if he showed a positive attitude towards the live broadcast, compared to the previous high-spirited talk, it would be a bit like a slap in the face.

So at one o'clock in the morning, he secretly authenticated the live broadcast room while everyone was sleeping.When she wakes up tomorrow, Xiao Jiu will ask him again, at worst, she will say that she couldn't sleep in the middle of the night and got up to do something boring.

The most important thing is that after the verification in the live broadcast room, every word he said came from Gyang-Nail, let's see who else dares to ban him, saying that he is making waves with Shinai ID.

It's just dismantling the CP, Mr. Nai is a professional.

So after passing the certification of the live broadcast room, Shi Nai typed in the column of the name of the live broadcast room: "Don't press your head to engage in CP", and finally hit the enter key in a cool way.

handsome!Perfect!

Get a good night's sleep now.

Shi Nai stretched her waist, and exited the data verification with a happy mood.

But soon, he was dumbfounded.

The live broadcast room, which was certified for less than 1 minute, flooded with [-] fans in an instant.On the tipping interface, flowers and cookies, car cruises, and speedboats flew by like rockets, accompanied by pink hearts rushing upwards.

【Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ! ! 】

[Groundhog is online, I was the first to search for rockets! ! 】

[I figured it out, the two of them went online for a live broadcast just after they finished. 】

[Rubbing hands, will Nana's first live broadcast make Ying out of the box? 】

[Yes, yes, melon seeds, peanuts and chocolate, Tsundere Shi Nai loves Jane. 】

[? ? ?Wait Jimei, what material did I miss? ! 】

[Pfft, a sister photographed Yingshen coming out of the TZ building at twelve o'clock, and Nana authenticated the live broadcast room at one o'clock in the morning, taste, you carefully taste. 】

[Fuck shit!During that hour...they...ahhh! ! 】

【impossible!impossible!They definitely haven't started yet.In less than an hour, do you look down on Nana or Yingshen? ? 】

[The old man predicts that Yingshen's physique will last for an hour no matter what. 】

[Once an hour?five times a day?That's five hours a day! ! AWSL! ! 】

[Jimei, they still train the next day, one hour at a time is enough! ! 】

【No no no! !Nana is so tempting, how can one time be enough? ? ! !No less than five times! ! 】

[But our Jane God will also be tired, five times? !Does your boyfriend wilt five times a day? 】

[Ying is tired, our Nana is young, and Nana has physical strength, we can do it five hours a day! ! 】

[Ah, this...Nail powder is enough, phantom limbs will be useless! 】

Shi Nai's fist hardened, and he couldn't help turning on the mic and growling: "You guys! What the hell! Are you talking! What!"

The camera hasn't been turned on yet, fans can't see Shi Nai, if they can see it, they will know that his whole face is wrinkled into a bitter melon.

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" ! 】

[Nanai's voice is not right, a little hoarse? 】

[Nanai drinks water quickly to replenish her strength. 】

Shi Nai closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and tried his best to calmly say: "Everyone is not awake, open your eyes and see the name of my live broadcast room before speaking... okay?"

[Don't press your head to engage in CP? 】

【Okay, I read it. 】

【Well, be good, I read it too. 】

【so what……?Confused, we didn't press our heads. 】

【we do not have! ! 】

Shi Nai: "..."

[Ji Shen can prove that everything we said is true. 】

[Nai Nai and Ying Shen were together three years ago, Chao Ming can also prove it. 】

Shi Nai breathed out angrily, and his half-dry bangs fluttered: "The two of them are a hooligan and a hooligan, and they work together to prove that bragging can be done without drafting?"

[No, no, there is a draft and evidence, Tsundere Shi Nai will not give up. 】

[Which Jimei put down the screen recording of Jishen's live broadcast room, and posted it to wake up Nana]

[Just put the hammer at Mingming. 】

[Wait a minute, I'll post it. 】

[Do you still use postings? There is Jishen Weibo, and there is already Jimei @yingshen. 】

[It's posted, look at the picture area. 】

Shi Nai followed and glanced at the recording screen in the eye-picture area. It contained Chao Ming's words, with subtitles.

This is fucking professional!

In the morning, Shi Nai was in TZ, and the last training session was with the Dynasty team, but he didn't expect that Ji Yan would start a live broadcast, let alone that someone in Jian Yi's head-to-head sub-team would turn on the mic.

Chao Ming's words were spread at that time.

Shi Nai straightened her back, curled her legs cross-legged into the single sofa, and explained: "You also believe what Chaoming said. Before, he said that he would sign me into TZ, but as a result, as you can see, I am now in Gyang."

[Wow!Nana, you work hard to fight for TZ for Ying Shen! 】

[Chaoming is too much, Nana's level is not signed, and it's good to tear down the mandarin ducks! 】

Shi Nai laughed: "No, the point of my point is that Chao Ming's words cannot be trusted, okay?"

[We know that you and Yingshen are keeping a low profile, but Chao Ming has already exposed it, so we don't mind. 】

[What age is it, love is free, regardless of gender, Jianshi CP rushes! 】

[I am a fan of Jane God, and I would like to solemnly apologize to you for my inappropriate remarks to you before. 】

[Consciously offer ten rockets, and take back the remarks that Nail touches porcelain and Jane. 】

[Okay, I was wrong too, it was my husband who touched Nail, I regret it, woo woo woo...]

[I don't admit to being broken in love, but my husband and Nail have long been CPs, so I have no choice but to love the house and black, go and brush the cookies for a whole night. 】

[Crying and saying, my CP has been together for a hundred years...]

The corner of Shi Nai's mouth twitched, and he said in a loud voice, "You guys are good actors, the main point is, dear friends. I mean, Jane and I are not in love either."

【I do not believe! 】

【I don't believe it either! 】

[Unless you turn on the camera for everyone to see? 】

[I bet on a pack of spicy strips, Nana dare not turn on the camera. 】

Shi Nai said sharply: "Are you irritating me? Unfortunately, I have been immune to this trick since I was a child. I refuse to disclose my privacy."

[If you don't watch it, don't watch it. Anyway, Yingshen is not in TZ, but must be in Gyang! 】

[I bet two packs of spicy strips, Jianshen must be wearing clothes. 】

[Three Guarantees! ! God is taking a bath! ! 】

Shi Nai glanced at the display screen, straightened her legs and stood up, then turned her head to the small refrigerator to grab a bottle of yogurt.

He planned to sip yogurt and slowly shake heads with this group of "cute" fans.

But when he returned to his seat, he realized that he had grumbled at the fan's teeth, and he almost sprayed a mouthful of yogurt on the barrage.

After a while, the barrage area became:

[I vote: one hour per day]

[I voted: Ten hours a day! ! 】

【One hour! 】

[Ten hours! 】

[It seems that my CP is too low for one hour, I refuse! 】

[Ten hours still seems that our fans are showing off too much, and it has become a joke of others! 】

[One hour to smash the cruise ship, ten hours to smash the rocket, vote? 】

[I agree, the rocket moves. 】

Shi Nai struggled to swallow the yogurt in his mouth, and asked, "You... what are you doing?"

No one paid any attention to Shi Nai.

Ten seconds later, a group of purple IDs of Ji Yan fans above their heads slowly floated into the barrage area.

[Hahahahaha, laughing, the fans of the two families are fighting! 】

[I, who eat melons, said that my head is gone, and the fight between one hour and ten hours, puff——]

[A CP name is not real, is there a difference between ten hours and one hour? 】

【If it were my Jishen, I would have done it long ago to the point where you would all be silent, hahahahaha~】

Shi Nai understood.

This group of fans who had nothing to do and were full and full, because of a CP name quarreled in his live broadcast room, it was fucking nonsense and outrageous.

Which is better, "one hour a day" or "ten hours a day"?

Shi Nai laughed angrily: "Good girl, do you guys never understand what I say?"

Shi Nai grabbed his hair vigorously, drooped his eyelids, and watched the uncontrollable barrage fly by. He was depressed for a minute.

One minute later, he raised his hand to turn on the camera, patiently with the last bit of temper, and explained: "I'm the only one in my room. As for the mess you're talking about, let's see, does it exist?"

[Ah ah ah!Nana showed her face! ! 】

[Did I just take a shower, this lazy little look is too tempting, ten hours! ! 】

[No matter how tempting you are, you have to pay attention to the rhythm, one hour! 】

[How much do you look down on your family's physical strength? 】

【fart!My Jian Shen is 186 tall and weighs 68. He is a standard male god. Will he be physically weak? 】

[Then ten hours! 】

[It's not the same thing, one hour! 】

What the hell!

Shi Nai cursed in a low voice, and subconsciously said, "Can't both of you take a step back?"

After saying this, Shi Nai suddenly wanted to slap himself.

【? ? ? ? ? 】

【? ? ? 】

【? ? 】

[Nai Nai is right, everyone is a family, both sides take a step back. 】

[Then five hours? 】

[The master has been hammered, can we still question it for five hours? 】

[It's also five hours a day, it's... okay? 】

[Then it's decided, five hours a day, the most powerful CP in the e-sports circle! 】

[Five hours, deal. 】

Shi Nai: "...Damn, fuck! I'm a bitch, or am I out of my mind to tell you about this? Jian Yi, he can work for five hours? Are you kidding me?!"

Coincidentally, Jian Yi's phone call came at this time.

It's a great game, let's see how Grandpa Nai demolishes you in front of your fans.

"Ying God is awesome, you don't go to bed at twelve o'clock in the morning, which park did you go for a stroll?"

Shi Nai was lying on the computer desk, propped his head on one hand, deliberately moved closer to the headset, turned on the speakerphone, and spoke in a strange way.

Jian Yi snorted: "I see that you have yogurt on the table, drinking yogurt at night is not good for your teeth, so I went to buy a bottle of milk."

Shi Nai was shocked: "What, what did you say?"

Jian also said: "Fool, come down and get the milk. Also, five hours is not enough, five times is fine."

The hand supporting the head slipped suddenly, and Shi Nai's chin hit the edge of the table heavily.

The fuck is lying and not drafting, I messed with him, but he actually messed with CP?

Shi Nai rubbed his chin that hurt from being knocked by the edge of the table, lying on the table almost burst into tears.When he thought of the next sentence, Jian Yi snapped and hung up the phone.

Then the barrage area becomes like this:

[Really, ying is awesome, five times are you serious? ? ! ! 】

【The hammer came unexpectedly, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah-】

[Jane God came out to speak, we know you are spying on the screen! ! 】

[Fuck, what about the five-hour person, I forgot to turn off the microphone, do you regret it later? 】

[Aha, Tsundere Nana was slapped in the face, does it hurt?God Jane come out and knead~~]

[Five times a day, I laughed out loud at my happy CP, it was booming and in a trance]

……

Shi Nai turned off the live broadcast room and rushed to the balcony as fast as she could.

At this moment, Jane was also leaning against the wall at the entrance of the Internet cafe, and Shi Nai could see a white glass bottle from the cuff of his right hand hanging down.

That's milk.