Don't press your head to engage in CP [e-sports]

When Shi Nai returned to the dormitory, the first thing he did was to turn on the computer and click on the CF channel of the e-sports forum.

Out of face, he didn't have the nerve to flip the post in front of his teammates.Now that he's back in the dormitory, he really wants to see how those e-sports fans gossip about him and Jian Yi.

After all, even he himself didn't know when the photo was taken, and one day it was posted on the forum by others, and then it was his turn to know.

Internet technology is advanced, but it's too fucking funny to say it.

Shi Nai swiped the mouse and browsed down from the first post on the forum.On the first three pages, there were more than 100 posts, each of which had his and Jian Yi's ID entries attached to the keywords, and all of them were tagged with CP.

Damn, the CP in the e-sports circle is really not inferior to the entertainment circle.

This level of professionalism...

There are even photos of him walking out of the arena hand in hand with Jian Yi back then! !

What a good guy.

Shi Nai couldn't help but peeled a strawberry-flavored alpine and put it in his mouth.

I selected a few more handsome photos from the photos, right-clicked to save, created a new document, and then dragged it into the encrypted E drive.

After finishing it, he returned to the forum and clicked on a hot post.

The host of this hot post posted the top ten signs of love between him and Jian Yi. In addition to the refined photos of hugging, overwhelming, and close-ups, there is also a timeline of their love at the back.

After just being in love for a fucking week, this host can actually draw up a three-year relationship timeline.There are still a bunch of people commenting: ahhhhhh! !Beautiful CP! !I can! !

Why don't you write novels if you are so good at making up things? Shi Nai went numb, quit this post, and clicked on it again.

"Knock CP together and drop quickly, scan the code to join the group"

"Is there any time to knock Jane, squat an undead group + expand the column"

"Jian Shi Tong Humanities, [-] words have been updated, the link is here, please brush up"

Even more bizarre:

"Lonely and wandering Nail fans, I beg my family to take me in!!!"

"Gyang doesn't have an official group for Nail, who kind of Jimei lost a group number for Ying Shen's support club++++"

"Recruiting people with the photoshoot team, requirements: Bring your own equipment + love CP, scan the QR code to enter the WeChat group"

From numbness in the scalp to increasingly incomprehensible, Shi Nai couldn't bear to follow the building behind.

Nail: "Although knocking CP is popular, please don't knock me and Jian Yi! You even act like a shooting team. Do you know if it breaks the law? I can sue you!!"

A few minutes later, Shi Nai clicked refresh, but no one paid attention to him, not a single one!

In a rage, he quit and opened a new post with the title: "Don't become a prostitute on the Internet, your CP will get BE sooner or later!!"

Under Naill's ID name, the uppercase BE appeared in Yishui's CP label building, and the post quickly attracted people to follow the building.

"Tokina's ID above the head speaks, does the host have any brains?"

"The host's whole family has already BE'd, and even my CP can't BE!!"

"Are you kidding? Which club, do you dare to report your ID?"

Shi Nai raised his jaw, clacking his hands on the keyboard:

"Tell me that I have Tokina's ID on my head? Please, I will change my name and surname, Tokina!!"

"Such a hard CP can be smashed, you will knock your teeth out sooner or later!!"

"Holding together is a couple, falling together means sleeping, your eyes are stained yellow with feces?"

have to.

This slander aroused public outrage, except for Shi Nai, the building was full of abuse and rebuke.

Shi Nai was not in a hurry, and replied from the first floor to the first floor with the mentality of making trouble:

"Praise Jane is also a beautiful boy, he has evolved into an old dog, you say he is a boy? Go to cure eye cancer?"

"What's wrong with the WEM champion? You can't scold him for being a champion? You've got his CP and you still care if he wins the championship? Double-standard dog!!"

"It's so good at stealing people's privacy, so have you found out how many girlfriends Jian Yi has in college?"

"I said that Jane and I are also matched. Where are we matched? With the keys? How many?"

"Young master is Shi Nai, what if Grandpa Nai personally dismantles the CP!!"

"You want games to teach me how to be a man? Come, come, come, Naiye in Wudu District has opened a good house waiting for you!!"

[Reminder: This reply failed to be sent. After many people complained, you have been banned by the administrator for three months]

……

Shi Nai was dumbfounded.

Half a minute later, he pushed the keyboard, scratched his hair angrily, and roared: "I'm really Shi Nai the fuck, you guys banned me??!"

In the CF branch of TZ club, in the training room of the first team, Jian Yi led the team members to finish the run and announced a 10-minute break.

He got up and went to the vending machine to buy a bottle of yogurt. When he came back, he saw that the team members were all around Ren Xiaoye.

Ren Xiaoyigui yelled: "It's good to ban it, a liar and a troll, ban him for a lifetime, and seal his ID."

Leisurely echoed: "Raising your hand to report is much more useful than your beeping for a long time, are you happy?"

Wu Yue laughed: "Fantastic! Pretending to be Nail, and calling our team leader an old dog, this idiot needs to be dealt with, it's easy for him to ban him."

"Hey, hey, let me tell you something." Old K waved his hand and whispered, "Since the captain got CP, his whole person has changed. Just now I ran out of place, but he didn't kill me!"

"What are you?" Xianqing curled her lips, "I brought a bowl of noodles from the restaurant to the training room this morning, and when I met the captain, he told me to eat slowly?! Before changing, he told me to save the noodles. Keep someone."

Wu Yue said with a smirk: "So, I guess our captain is so guarded that the clouds bloom and the moon shines. Once the love affair is exposed, people become kind. Once he is kind, our life will be much better."

"Wu Yue's analysis makes sense." Ren Xiaoye sighed, "It seems that Nail is the talisman on my career path, and when someone dismantles the Jane, I will fight with whoever is CP!"

Jian also leaned against the door frame, sipped yogurt and listened to the group of teammates talking, the yogurt tasted like rock sugar.

When he had heard enough, he screwed on the yogurt cap and walked into the training room: "In a few days, the club's annual grand tour will be held. I've signed up for our team, and you all can relax."

Grand tour is a common name, it is a benefit given by TZ to club players. To put it bluntly, it means to play openly, whether it is a sea cruise, or a glacier show, or even rent a big villa on the island for a week of carnival.

In the past three years, Jane has devoted herself to the competition and never signed up for the first team.So every year during the luxury tour, other divisions go out to party and pick up girls, and their first CF team can only stay in the training room and eat instant noodles.

It was rare to hear Jian Yi say that he had signed up for the first team, and it took ten seconds for Ren Xiaoye and the others to go from being dumbfounded to cheering.

"Why is the captain so handsome today!"

"It's really different when you're in love, the captain is awesome!"

"How does the captain want to play?"

Jian also walked back to the plane, put the yogurt bottle away: "You can play however you want, anyway, I'm not here, you should report to Chao Ming."

"Captain, aren't you going?" Ren Xiaoye asked in surprise.

Jian also shook her head: "No, I have more important things to do."

Xianqing winked at a few people, and said with a smirk: "The captain has a date, don't you understand?"

"Oh oh oh..." Ren Xiaoyi understood, "I understand, I understand, before the TGA, I have to make a date and appease them by the way, otherwise if I lose the game, I'm afraid there will be trouble."

Leisurely bent over with a "puchi".

Jian also didn't admit that she didn't refute or have a cold face, but turned around and asked: "By the way, you just said... who pretended to be Nail and scolded me?"

Leisurely smiled, and pointed to Ren Xiaoye's computer: "Just don't worry about the idiot on the forum, captain, he has been reported by us to be banned, and he won't be able to speak for three months."

Jian also approached Ren Xiaoye: "Show me the post."

Ren Xiaoye nodded, grabbed the mouse and slid to the top floor of the post, from top to bottom, turned it layer by layer for Jian Yi to read, while flipping through it, he muttered: "This person pretends to be Nail and doesn't do his homework, will Nail swear? Yesterday's match with Team Jinjiang didn't explode—"

Before Ren Xiaoye finished beeping, Jian also grabbed Ren Xiaoye's hand to stop him from sliding down, and his eyes stopped on "Do we match? Keys? How many?".

Jian Yi's face suddenly sank into a cold pool.

Before answering Ren Xiaoye's question about what happened to him, Jian Yi turned around and walked towards the training room.

Shi Nai's temper, what to scold, what to say, he can tell at a glance.

Do not learn from the good to learn from the bad, you use the Internet slang very slippery.

Jian also angrily walked to the glass curtain wall of the building, took out an ESSE cigarette, took one in his mouth, picked up his mobile phone and dialed Shi Nai's number.

Shi Nai, who was training, was attracted by the vibration of the phone, glanced casually, and almost slipped off the gaming chair in fright.

This mobile phone number that he knew so well was blocked three years ago, but now he can still dial it, and the word "Jian Yi" is added in the note, God damn it.

wrong.

Shi Nai realized that it was Jian Yi who moved my phone! !

He grabbed the phone, pointed at the fat man, motioned for him to answer the phone, and walked back to the dormitory angrily.

As soon as the phone was connected, before Shi Nai had time to speak, Jian Yi asked in a deep voice, "Did you scold me just now?"

Shi Nai was funny: "Is it strange for me to scold you? I still want to beat you up. Did you touch my phone last night?"

"Yes. It's just that your password is too easy to guess, and you won it once."

The password is Jian Yi's birthday, Shi Nai never changed it.

He laughed angrily: "Forget you, besides my address book, where else have you moved?"

"Everything is moving, everything that needs to be moved should be moved." Jian Yi said without any softness.

Shi Nai's mouth was twisted in anger: "I took you in with good intentions, but you actually slapped me with a knife, where are you, isn't TZ, wait, I'll scold you to death in front of you!"

When the voice fell, the phone snapped and was hung up by Shi Nai.

Jian also closed her eyes in boredom, habitually lighting the cigarette dangling from her mouth.

After taking a puff, he turned around and threw it into the cigarette butt recycling place, and went to the vending machine in the corridor to buy a piece of chewing gum.

Ten minutes later, Shi Nai rushed to the TZ building and was stopped by the security guard outside the TZ gate.

Jian also walked out of the building with her pockets in her pocket: "Four 10 minutes, it came so slowly, and the anger hasn't disappeared yet?"

When Shi Nai saw Jian Yi, he couldn't help but rushed forward, but was grabbed by the corner of his clothes by the security guard.

He gritted his teeth and glared at Jian Yi angrily: "Come out for me."

Jian Yi stood behind the card swiping gate, and said to the security guard: "Uncle, I see clearly, this is a member of the Gyang team, a partner of our team, you don't have to stop him next time you see him."

When the security guard heard this, he quickly took out his card and swiped open the gate, and asked Shi Nai to invite him.

Before coming here, Shi Nai thought of a lot of words to scold Jian Yi, but now that he actually saw Jian Yi, he didn't know where to start.

I had no choice but to snort, glanced at the security guard and said, "Master, you don't mind coming in, you tell him to come out."

"You come in and say it." Jian Yi raised her chin, put her hands in her trouser pockets, and showed no sign of moving her legs.

The security guard was caught in the middle and didn't know what to do, so he simply took back the card, turned around and entered the security room.

Shi Nai said: "There is no one else right now, please beg me, I will go in if you beg me."

"Will me?" Jian Yi still didn't move, but looked at his eyes downcast.

Shi Nai crossed her arms and looked at Jian Yi arrogantly: "I'm taking you, so?"

The gate is slowly closing due to failure.

Jian also tore off the team badge pinned to her chest, took a step forward to open the gate, and quickly blocked the gate sensor with her left hand: "Hand, I'll let it go. You can decide whether you can get in or not."