Don't press your head to engage in CP [e-sports]

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Fatty looked pitifully at the competition room, and clicked his tongue.

"DG Lin probably went crazy when he heard what you said."

"That's not it." Dong Ri, who usually talks less, couldn't help but continue, "Let me ask, who is currently active in CF, is there any one who dares to switch between AK and AWM at random during the game like Brother Nai. "

The fat man slapped his thigh: "That's not the point! The point is, which one Shi Nana hits today depends on his fucking mood! It depends on his mood!"

The fat man who growled even more, stroked his chest, almost yelling.

Shi Nai chuckled triumphantly, and took it: "Don't brag, I'll be proud. In fact, my man's AK is stronger than mine. You haven't seen it before. In private, he only plays it for me."

As he spoke, Shi Nai still raised his eyebrows flamboyantly.

Seeing this, the fat man suddenly had a heart attack: "I'll go!"

Selfish!So selfish!

He finally knew what Lao Ji meant when he said that they had a small class at night.

Daringly, everyone is training, and Shi Nana and Coach Jian went back to the room and trained alone.

This obviously doesn't treat our brothers as brothers, put aside all the brains, and start classes in the middle of the night to teach lore.

No wonder Shi Nana's second consecutive lore kills made it so easy, I haven't seen him do it before!

The fat man suppressed his breath, changed his face and mouth, and asked Shi Nai in a strange tone: "Coach Jane's gun... how fierce is it?"

Shi Nai didn't hear the meaning in Fatty's words, and replied honestly: "It's very fierce, so fierce that I can't do that."

"You can't do it? Are you sure?" The fat man twitched the corners of his mouth, moved his fat butt, and looked him up and down, "I see that you have nothing to do, you don't look like you are being fucked."

Of course.

Shi Nai has to protect the face of her man, even if she wins, she won't say anything.

He glanced at the fat man, and replied proudly: "Do you want to get down, and when do you get down, I don't need to report to you."

"Heh!" Fatty got excited, and his words became more and more eccentric, "No need! I just want to ask if you get fucked more often at night, or Coach Jane gets fucked more often."

"..."

Shi Nai didn't hear the implication at all, and hooked the corner of his mouth boredly: "Let's tie. We are evenly matched."

"puff."

The fat man couldn't hold back immediately, and laughed out loud.

Shi Nai looked at the fat man like an idiot: "Is it funny, where is the joke?"

The fat man suppressed his smile and did not say anything, he shook his head and waved his hands in a mysterious manner.

On the other hand, Jiang Han, who had been "influenced by biology" by Jiang Shang these days, understood Fatty's words in a second.

"Hey, there are 5 minutes left in the game, have you adjusted your equipment?"

"There are still 5 minutes, what's the hurry." Fatty was very interested, was interrupted, waved his hand and said indifferently, "Isn't it just a dream of DG, small, don't worry, let's talk about fifty cents."

He took advantage of the opportunity to put the earphones on Jiang Han, and continued to chat with Shi Nai with a smile: "Nai Nai, let me ask you, you and your teacher Jian go back to the room to play guns at night, which one of you will go first."

The more he heard this, the more strange it became, and Shi Nai realized that it was abnormal.

"Which gun are you asking?"

The corner of the fat man's mouth turned evil: "What do you mean, you two privately...have a third gun?"

What the hell!

Shi Nai was bewildered later, suddenly realized, blushed instantly, clenched his fists, and glared at the fat man angrily: "He Xiaopang! You are courting death!"

It was the first time that the fat man blatantly teased Shi Nai.

Who told him to abandon his brother to learn lore from Coach Jane, and show off his affection after learning.

He didn't pay attention to a hungry bachelor like Fatty at all.

How could the fat man stand up to being so showy.

"Don't mind." The fat man had a sinister smile on his face, and his eyes flashed with unknown meaning, "They are all men, don't be shy, they understand everything."

Shi Nai wanted to spray him with N94.

The fat man immediately paused: "—Hey! Don't hit me! Don't play anymore! Competition! Play competition!"

The joke was done in moderation, and the fat man felt relieved.

Xiao Jiu heard it in her ears, understood it in her heart, and got used to it.He smiled secretly and reminded: "The game is about to start, but the auditorium outside and the Dream Team on the opposite side are already crazy."

What's the meaning.

Fatty and Shi Nai turned their heads to look outside.

They couldn't hear the sound outside the game room, but they could see a large group of CFers watching the game waving their lights and shouting at their glass room.

I don't know what to shout, but it's a bit crazy.

"Maybe it's for us to cheer up." The fat man said casually, and began to fiddle with the peripherals.

However, on the Dream Team side, DG Lin and his teammates stared at him and Fatty with frowned eyebrows and gritted teeth, as if they wanted to make them cramp and vomit.

"baffling."

Shi Nai sat upright, patted her hot cheeks, glanced at the fat man, and was about to enter the game.

Anyway, for a bachelor like Fatty who can't find a partner, let him take advantage of it, Shi Nai thought, in private, I will make him jealous to the top of Changbai Mountain.

But Jiang Han coughed, covered his lips with the back of his hand, and said to Shi Nai, "I found something."

Shi Nai adjusted the equipment without turning his eyes: "What's the matter."

Jiang Han said: "The voice outside the team is green, and the staff forgot to turn it off."

Shi Nai, who was just about to enter the competition state, instantly petrified.

In the next second, his eyes flicked to the voice display on the glass.

The green signal light blinked, transmitting all the conversations in the game room to the game site in an accurate and high-definition manner.

"He Xiaopang!!" Shi Nai clenched the mouse tightly for a moment, gritted his teeth and squeezed.

The fat man also saw it now, and a fine sweat broke out on his head.

"Nai, Grandpa Nai, I was wrong."

Shi Nai closed his eyes, and cast an angry look at Fatty: "The King of Hades wants you to die on the third watch, how can he keep you until the fifth watch! I'll kill you——!!!"

"..."

In fact, Fatty's less than 1-minute chat before the game not only exploded the scene, but even TGA's live broadcast room was changed by Fatty.

[I'm fucked, I'm fucked! Big also understands too well, he must be bent/his pupils are shocked! ! 】

【puff!You bend to see who is bent. 】

[That's right, I'm just crooked, let's have a game and let me pamper you. 】

【roll.Grandpa is straight! 】

[Closer to the topic, whether Gyang is still recruiting new people, is it true that if you join Gyang, you will be turned away? ! 】

【It depends on who breaks it off, like Big... I can't stand it, but Nail can try it. 】

[Fuck!You are too disgusting!Which area, tell me that my area is black. 】

[Wudu District, Wudu District, I know several male fans among Nail fans covet him!I have their ID! 】

[Those upstairs talk carefully, if you don't want to watch the game, don't fuck up! 】

【Admit it if you like Nail! Nail is capable of fighting and handsome, and even acts like a baby when drunk.The most important thing is that Nail is curvy and you don't need to break it. I like a straight guy too.Note: Fans love players! /smile]

[Come on, don't pretend, look at your wretched emoji, you're saying I believe you. 】

……

The unsightly barrage teased Jian Yi who was sitting in the rest seat.

Shi Nai hit from above, and he reported all the shameless men in the live broadcast room one by one from below.

What's important is that Jane did not choose to report anonymously, and directly pressed the report button in the name of TZ-ying.

The information speaker in the live broadcast room keeps refreshing:

"TZ-ying report with real name, don't make trouble~ My ass hurts, the reason is related to H, the title is pending."

"TZ-ying's real-name report is very abstract, the reason involves H, and the title is pending."

"TZ-ying reported the hairy-legged uncle with his real name, the reason involved H, and the title is pending."

"TZ-ying reported the first kiss to a pacifier with his real name, the reason is H, and the title is pending."

"TZ-ying's real-name report of the wind blowing the crotch hair flying, the reason is related to H, the title is pending."

……

This made Ji Yan on the side amused.He didn't think it was a big deal, and poured oil on the gloomy volcano.

"It's just hilarious, Coach Jane is too stingy. Your ancestor is really good-looking, handsome, with both appearance and skill, and he is fierce in killing enemies on the field. Look, DG Lin has been defeated! Let alone e-sports As a fan, just me, who loves countless handsome men, sees Nail making dogs cry, and I want to marry him."

Jian Yi flicked her eyes coldly, and glared at Ji Yan roughly.

Ji Yan immediately made a gesture of shutting up, and glanced at Jian Yi's phone: "Hey, there is salvation, there is salvation, the fat man's wives will tear up the man for you."

It's okay not to mention Fatty, but when Fatty was mentioned, Jian Yi immediately asked in a deep voice: "Do you have a fan base of Fatty?"

Ji Yan narrowed her eyes: "Yes, what do you want to do?"

One minute later, Ji Yan was dumbfounded, and really broke into a cold sweat for the fat man who was fighting hard on the court.

Jane also didn't have the slightest sympathy, and sent a screenshot of the goddess nympho's post in Fatty's circle of friends to Fatty's fan group.

At this moment, the fat man's wives exploded one after another——

Half an hour later, because Gyang obtained the training video provided by King in advance, he broke the opponent's original plan to win by surprise, and easily won the second semi-final seat.

This time, the five members of Gyang were invited by the organizer to be interviewed in the live broadcast room.

The anchor first expressed congratulations to the team, and then asked Nail: "Gyang shaved his opponent's bald head twice in a row for the first time in the TGA competition. of."

Shi Nai had a premonition that she would show her face in the live broadcast today, and even made her face specially when she went out.Coupled with his coincident blue half-ball hair, with just a slight smile, pink hearts popped out of the live barrage.

"Ah, there's nothing to say, the high probability is that no matter how strong the opponent is, our Gyang will face the difficulties. Because in the thorny field, I will always have teammates to rely on, and I will give the rest to me." My dear teammate."

The anchor naturally handed over the microphone to the fat man next to Shi Nai.

Similarly, the anchor also asked Fatty what he wanted to say to his opponents and fans.

Fatty's beauty is comparable to Shi Nai's. Facing the live broadcast camera, no matter how muscular he is, he has to smile beautifully, cutely, and movingly.

But the fat man opened his mouth, but before he could make a sound, his face froze.

The barrage of pink hearts just now turned into rows of deep water bombs in an instant.

[It doesn't matter what Big says! 】

[He is only allowed to play games, not to speak! 】

[Glib tongue!divorce!divorce! 】

【Next!Next! 】

[I want to see grandma's little brother Jiu! ! 】

……

These ID fat guys are so familiar, they are all the "wives" of his wife group in his fan base.

This is public and deliberately dismantling him.

A woman's heart, a needle under the sea.

Yesterday, in the live broadcast room, he called the little fat brother to come on, but today he turned his face and refused to recognize anyone.

After downloading the live broadcast, the first thing Fatty did was to look for a reason.

When he opened the fan group and saw screenshots of scolding him for being playful and Jian Yi betraying his circle of friends posted on the group bulletin board, the fat man disappeared.

"Jian Yi——! Better to demolish ten temples than a single relationship! Today you destroy the marriage of a group of brothers, and brothers in the future will definitely repay the grievances of ten groups of you!!"

作者有话要说：感谢在2021-10-1517:56:15~2021-10-1617:26:43期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!