Don't press your head to engage in CP [e-sports]

Oh my God!Let me reason!

Ying Shen announced his retirement 5 minutes ago!

When it's over, he's going to be Nail's coach!

Charge a dollar!

Time limit for a lifetime!

Nail is still holding Ying God!

Is there anything more exciting in this world than getting real gold CP? !

Have!

That is, CP loves for life, vows forever, transcends money, worldliness, and resistance, and finally comes a live broadcast! !

"Kiss one! Kiss one! Kiss one!"

Amidst the screams from the fans, Shi Nai regained his sanity, hurriedly let go of Jian Yi, and nodded embarrassedly at everyone with red ears.

Due to Shi Nai's rare embarrassment, the fans instantly burst into laughter.

"Nail repeatedly denied the relationship with the CP of the Ying God, and now he took the initiative to rush to the stage to hug the Ying God, and hugged that...so tight! No slap in the face!"

Well, Shi Nai's ears were red at first, but when the fans made a joke, his whole face burned up.

He quickly pulled Jian Yi, ready to slip away, but was blocked by fans.

There is no way, if this matter is not finalized today, Shi Nai probably will have to be ridiculed by fans in the last live broadcast.

So he cleared his throat, stood on the spot with his head held high and his chest stretched out, his five fingers clasped together with Jian Yi's five fingers, and he held it up in the air generously, showing it to the screaming fans.

"You keep spreading rumors that I like Jian Yi, well, I just like Jian Yi, you are not talking about rumors, it's over."

Standing down, Shi Nai seemed to have ten rabbits in his chest, and hurriedly pulled Jian Yi up to escape from the booing.

All the way to escape into the elevator, the screams at the scene could still be faintly heard.

Absolutely embarrassed and absolutely shy, but Tokina feels good.

What's even more exciting is that Coach Jane, whom he had just bought home for a dollar, hugged him against the elevator wall the moment the elevator door closed, and gently inserted his fingers into his broken hair, sticking close to his beating heart. , bowed his head to give him a deep kiss.

It's a deep kiss! !

That night, Shi Nai cooked dinner for Jian Yi himself.

Aunt Chen was not allowed to help, and no one was allowed to come to the kitchen to watch. He was the only one who started working in the kitchen with his apron and kitchen knife.

It was already past nine o'clock in the evening when Jian Yi arrived in Gyang because he had to go through the formalities of leaving the team with Chao Ming.

As soon as he entered the training room, he didn't see Shi Nana, but only saw a few other people listlessly sitting in their positions, and the game was all stopped on the waiting screen.

"Whether you train after nine o'clock, you sit here and wait for the food." Jian Yi said.

The abrupt questioning, without a hint of joking, scared a few people to sit up straight in an instant.

After a while, the fat man turned around and smiled awkwardly at him: "Hey, the spirit is here, you are right, we are just waiting for the food."

As soon as the words fell, Dongri and Xiaojiu's belly sang "Empty City Strategies" at the same time.

Jian Yi frowned, and asked strangely, "You didn't have dinner?"

Several people shook their heads vigorously.

"Where's Shi Nai?" Jian Yi asked again, "He didn't eat either?"

Speaking of this, several people wanted to cry but had no tears, and they all complained to Jian Yi with disgruntled faces.

"Because of Shi Nana, we are all hungry. Ji Shen is too old to be hungry, so he went back to the dormitory to drink rice cereal."

"Five hours!! Who would have imagined that Shi Nai was busy in the kitchen for five hours!! He didn't see a single cabbage!"

"I just went down to look, and the kitchen door was locked by Brother Nai, and he scolded me not to approach, with a mysterious look."

"It's still miserable for us! Brother Nai doesn't allow us to order takeaway, whoever has such a team leader, the team members will starve to death on the street sooner or later."

"Hey Yingshen, don't stand, you sit. Forgive me for not having the strength to pull a chair for you, so you just make do with Shi Nai's position, don't be polite."

"Oh yes, did Yingshen eat? Shi Nai has been busy for so long and wanted to give you a surprise, so you've come."

Jian Yi's eyelids twitched: "Okay, I'll go down and have a look."

Originally, Jian Yi planned to take Shi Nai out to eat tonight, but when Chao Ming and Chao Ming left the team at the TZ office in the afternoon, the other party deliberately delayed until the meal time and asked him to wait in the office.

How could he be so obedient, holding back the mentality of vengeance, packed up the documents that Chao Ming hadn't signed and his formalities, and asked Ren Xiaoye and others to go downstairs to the restaurant for dinner.

When Chao Ming called him, Jian Yi was cutting a steak and waited until a piece of steak was finished slowly before entering the gate of TZ.

When he arrived, Chao Ming's face was so dark that the sky was smoking.I didn't exchange a single word with him the whole time, and angrily went through the formalities of leaving the team.

There was a lot of delay after coming and going, and it was almost eight o'clock after finishing the work. Jian Yi didn't call Shi Nai after dinner.

At this moment, he walked to the kitchen door, just in time to meet Shi Nai who opened the kitchen door, and a smell of food wafted in. Jian Yi asked the first sentence: "I'm starving to death, the food is not ready yet?"

Shi Nai looked surprised, thinking that Jian was counting the time, so he winked and raised eyebrows proudly at him.

Still waiting for his meal at this point, Shi Nai felt distressed and moved, and quickly slid his finger stained with vegetable oil across Jian Yi's chin to tease him.

"So hungry, do you want to feed?"

Jian Yi raised the corner of her mouth, raised her hand to support the door frame, and turned her face to Shi Nai: "What do you think?"

Shi Nai snorted, licked his lips, and slapped Jian Yi's face.

To say that Shi Nai was busy for five hours, he thought it was reasonable.

Dried pepper pork ribs, steamed mandarin fish, braised lion head, ginkgo pork knuckle soup, and a tomato scrambled egg.

Originally full of confidence, the fat man felt bored.

"Nanai! Your hands controlling the AK... are so spiritual?"

"Five dishes in five hours, one dish in an hour on average?"

"As long as you show the speed of shooting, you won't be able to cook only a few dishes."

These words choked Shi Nai, and he was dumbfounded on the spot: "...Get out. I didn't make it for you specially, shut up!"

The fat man pursed his mouth, Jiang Han came again.

"It doesn't matter if there are fewer dishes, we can eat less, but Nana..." Jiang Han stood up so that he could point to the dishes. "Why is your pork knuckle in ginkgo pork knuckle soup whole?"

When Shi Nai bought the trotter, he thought that the trotter was too big to be stewed in one pot, so he went to the supermarket to buy an extra-large casserole, and then stewed it.

"Is there a problem?" Shi Nai asked back, "Isn't the fish a whole piece, why can't the trotter be a whole piece?"

Jiang Han was stunned for a moment, and laughter erupted around him.

Jiang Han continued to ask: "God. What about the ribs? How do you want us to divide a whole rib?"

Shi Nai raised his eyelids and swiped: "Use a knife and fork, you don't need to chew on the bones."

"..."

Don't I fucking eat pork ribs just to chew on bones?

Jiang Han was completely autistic.

When all the people were rolling their Adam's apples, only Jane picked up the knife and fork silently, and cut the whole piece of dried pepper ribs like a steak.

"Sparse ribs also need a sense of ritual. Use a knife and fork to avoid getting oil on your hands." Jian Yi cut a piece and fed it into his mouth. "It tastes good. If you find it troublesome, don't grab it from me."

Originally, everyone was embarrassed to cut the same piece of pork ribs, but now it's good. Seeing Jian Yi pretending to be aggressive while eating, she really told them that the pork ribs with dried peppers are the best and delicious.

A whole piece of ribs was snatched up within two clicks.

Afterwards, coughing broke out at the dining table.

"Liar!! You two are big liars!!"

“The ribs are poisonous!!”

In the afternoon, Jiang Han asked Aunt Chen to pack up another utility room on the second floor for Coach Jane to live in.

But Shi Nai stopped him and said, "Jian Yi is the real head coach we invited, how can he let him sleep in the utility room?"

Jiang Han straightened the ball and said, "Isn't Jiang Shang also a certified physical therapist, and he's still sleeping in the utility room."

Shi Nai couldn't wait to unscrew Jiang Han's brain to see if there was EQ in it.

A moment later, he replied to Jiang Han with an embarrassed yet polite smile: "I'm sorry, I feel sorry for my boyfriend, and I don't want to let him sleep in the utility room."

Jiang Han called out and understood: "Then give Yingshen a room in the hotel next door for the time being, and arrange it after the third floor is redecorated?"

Shi Nai punched Jiang Han in the chest: "Didn't you get chased since childhood! You don't have a brain at all!"

Except for playing CF, Jiang Han's brain is really not open.

Jiang Shang, who was passing by, heard this, and looked at Jiang Han with dark eyes: "Captain Shi, a straight man like Jiang Han deserves no women to like him."

Jiang Han immediately scolded Cao Cao in his heart, and glared at Jiang Shang.

The next second, Jiang Shang raised the corner of his mouth provocatively.

Jiang Han was furious, he stepped forward and grabbed Jiang Shang's sweater and threw him at the wall.Gritting his teeth and anxious eyes, his eyes were red and glaring, not at all as gentle as usual.

But Jiang Shang's gentleness is to the bone, even if he is bullied by Jiang Han to the corner, his slightly hooked red phoenix eyes will stare at Jiang Han without fear.

Watching this scene, Shi Nai shook his head, approached Jiang Han, and said to Jiang Han, "Don't worry about Jian Yi's living, I'll arrange it." After that, he left the two of them to go to the training room.

But during dinner, Jiang Han unintentionally revealed this matter.

While eating, he asked Shi Nai: "Is Yingshen's room ready? Which hotel? Is it close to the base?"

Shi Nai seemed to be stuffing Jiang Han's mouth with the stripped ribs on the dining table.

"Didn't I tell you to leave it alone?" He whispered, staring at Jiang Han.

Jiang Han didn't quite understand.

Jiang Shang smiled slyly again: "To say that you are not liked by women is to flatter you. Come here."

Jiang Han wanted to beat Jiang Shang again.

Jiang Shang raised his eyes to stare, quickly approached Jiang Han's left ear, and said a few words in his ear.

Shi Nai turned his head to look at Jian Yi, wanting to see Jian Yi's reaction when he heard Jiang Han's words.

As a result, Jian Yi remained expressionless, without saying a word, and leisurely ate the meat just cut from the pig's knuckle with a fork.

Shi Nai breathed a sigh of relief, thinking about how to explain to Jian Yi later.

As a result, Jiang Han suddenly said to Jiang Shang: "What are you talking about! Let Yingshen directly live in Nana's room, how can that be done, that's called cohabitation before marriage!"

Immediately, Jiang Shang's smile stopped.

The fat man sprayed all the dishes on the table with a mouthful of soup.

Xiaojiu and Dongri coughed repeatedly.

Ji Yan glanced at Jiang Han.

Only Shi Nai's face turned red, with a knife and fork in his hand, his entire body was petrified.

Jiang Han subconsciously understood what he said, and hurriedly told Shi Nai and Jian Yi that he was sorry.

Jian Yi was very calm, looked up at Jiang Han, and smiled slightly: "It's okay, Vice Captain Jiang's arrangement must have a certain reason, I just came to Gyang on the first day, obey."

"..."

After training, everyone went back to their rooms.

Jane also packed up the computer and got up, seeing that Shi Nai was still sitting on the gaming chair dawdly, not turning off the computer for a long time.

"What's the matter, ancestor, there are still problems with the training just now?" Jian Yi asked.

Shi Nai coughed and shook his head.

"Then what do you mean by sitting here, you don't want to lead me back to the room?"

"No, no, no..." Shi Nai said three nos in succession, with a perplexed expression on his face, and asked him cautiously, "I was thinking, do you really want to go back to the room with me?"

Jian Yi raised his lips to laugh, didn't say anything, just leaned over and turned off Shi Nai's computer, and dragged his ancestors to the training room.