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The author's life motto: "nozuonodie, why! you! try!"

Lou Chen is facing the biggest crisis since time travel.

Looking at the group of high-powered monks in front of him, his father who can be killed with a single blow, and himself who is said to be strong but doesn't know how strong, Lou Chen ran to a group of runaway grass mud horses in his heart. Is there any way out? !

He said to the system that had known about it for a long time and did not report it: "The purpose of your coming to Earth is to kill me."

The system felt wronged and dared not speak.

Lou Chen decided to discuss with these people, can you give the devil to you and let him live (hey!).

But when he opened his mouth, he found that the hole in his throat hadn't been repaired yet, and the sound he made was: "Hehe."

It's a little like laughing at how to break! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

He was clearly able to speak just now!Lou Chen growled inwardly.

"I am attached to your soul, so you can naturally communicate with me. The devil has trained you into a magic weapon, so you can naturally understand your heart and veins. They are not related to you, so how can they know what you say in your heart."

Fuck!Why do you never declare the key things in advance!

"Because the rule of answering the host's questions is higher than the rule of explaining the status quo to the host, you have too many questions." The system saw that Lou Chen was going to be furious, so he comforted: "Besides, when you get nervous You can’t speak, so it doesn’t matter if you can speak in this situation.”

Is there anyone who comforts people like you!

One of the Taoist priests saw the dead body of the demon lying next to Lou Chen (...), and said: "My fellow Taoist, thank you for eliminating harm for the people. That demon is not the same as the enemy of our sect, can you kill the demon?" Hand over his corpse to us? Of course, you can take the storage bag of the devil. If you hand over the corpse to us, Yuan Zong owes you a favor. If you have any difficulties in the future, you can come to my sect to seek it. Help, as long as it’s not something that hurts the world, we will definitely help you.”

If Lou Chen could talk now, he would definitely praise him for being very good.

But now he can only say one word: "Hehe."

"Fellow Daoist, do you feel that the conditions are not enough?" the Taoist priest asked.

Before Lou Chen could answer, the other priest said, "Junior Qingming, what kind of eyes do you have! That man has such a big cut in his neck but he can still move, obviously he is no longer human! Looking at the single person in the room There are so many spiritual root monks, and the fiery red flag next to the demon head is clearly that the devil was refining the blood sacrifice flag before he was alive, but the blood sacrifice flag backfired and made him seriously injured and dying. The blood sacrifice flag refined with the soul must be evil spirit Seriously, if you let him go, you will go back to the mountain, and there will be a bloody storm in the world. The current plan is to say that when it is not ready, the three of us brothers will take action to wipe him out!"

"Senior Brother Qing Yao is right." One of the three agreed.

Fuck!Lou Chen's eyes widened, a few words can determine the life and death of others, you are still human!

There was no time for Lou Chen to think too much, and as soon as the man finished speaking, the three of them raised their swords together and stabbed at Lou Chen. Lou Chen was almost frightened dumb, he watched the sword and light merge and was about to rush in front of him!

Almost at the same time, the system in Lou Chen's brain said: "Oh, I remembered, there is still this thing that can be used."

Lou Chen felt a sharp pain in the sea of ​​consciousness, and then he lost consciousness. When Lou Chen woke up, he found himself and his father in another place, his body was so bruised that he could hardly move a finger.

"What's the situation?! Teleportation?" Lou Chen was surprised, he tried to move his only moving eyeball to observe the surrounding situation.This is a purely natural cave with nothing but the two of them.

"No. It's the killing spirit that you got when you lost consciousness and massacred the souls of countless monks in the Blood Sacrifice Banner. In order to keep you awake, you separated it from your soul. The situation was critical just now, so I had to reintegrate it with you .Because its power is too strong, your self-awareness disappeared again. He manipulated you to temporarily disrupt the monk's position, find an opportunity, and escape."

That's the legendary Void Refining Cultivator!Leapfrog challenge?This is the legendary Goldfinger?Lou Chen was moved to tears.

"...Reluctantly. But with your ability, you can only burst out three times, and your extra soul will not be able to bear it, and you will lose your mind. This is also considered a failure to pass the level. And because of the re-integration, I can't use it again now. Take it out, otherwise your soul will also collapse. So now, as the blood sacrifice banner, you must do something, that is, kill at least five people every month and absorb their vitality, so as to keep your "soul form" stable, otherwise you will die meeting……"

"Failed to clear the customs." Lou Chen gritted his teeth and jumped out word by word.Where is Goldfinger!It's clearly a reminder!asshole!Lou Chen carefully recalled the past few days when he came here, first he was stabbed to death by the protagonist, then he was trained by his father to become a blood sacrifice flag that was neither human nor ghost, and then he was besieged by three virtual refining monks and finally broke his golden finger once. , Nima is still a consumable!The most hateful thing is that he has his own negative state!Killing five people every month, can I still face the flowers and plants on the earth when I go back? !

If Lou Chen couldn't move now, he would definitely grab the ground with his head.Which traverser can be so miserable!Can you still give me a way out? ? ?

The system corrected Lou Chen's misconceptions very honestly: "Actually, you wrote these plots. The original situation is that Yuan Xi trained his father into a puppet, and his father burned the power of soul, and then added his evil spirit and the cultivation of virtual monks." Both sides were hurt in the fight, and they finally killed them and took their storage bags, so they formed a bloody feud with Shang Yuanzong. Later, they spent a period of time chasing and killing them. Besides..."

"Shut up!" Lou Chen became angry from embarrassment.Yuan Xi was already tragic enough, but what about him?Now people have not been killed, treasures have not been seized, and they have been blacklisted by Shang Yuanzong.Although it is not bloody and deep hatred, it is also immortal.What special ability does he have to repeatedly make an already bad situation worse!

"..."

At this time, a slight thought came from the side, Lou Chen was already in danger, he didn't know what kind of pit was waiting for him ahead.He rolled his eyes vigorously, and managed to barely see that the old man next to him seemed to move.

Sure enough, the next moment, the devil woke up. Looking at this strange place, he said with some difficulty: "Where is this? What's wrong?"

Thank goodness, Lou Chen finally woke up after thinking about it, now his safety is guaranteed!

Maybe not, he watched the devil try to do it, but his whole body only lifted his neck up three centimeters.

Sure enough, in this world, you can only rely on yourself? QQ

Lou Chen remembered that the system said that there was telepathy between him and the devil.So he thought very hard, trying to communicate with the devil and find out about his current physical condition.

"Oh, my dear, don't try so hard, my ears are almost deaf because of the loud noise." The devil subconsciously said.

"..." This is the legendary family man who loves his wife very much?Is there something wrong with my ability to describe words? ——by Lou Chen who feels that his three views are broken.

"..." QAQ——Finally realized that this is not the little fairy he found, but the devil who wanted to cry without tears for his long-lost son.

After being silent for a while, Lou Chen decided to ignore what he said just now and try to keep calm and talk about what happened just now: "Just now, the Shangyuan Sect sent three monks who practiced virtual reality to take your life. I tried my best to find an opportunity to escape. But you His whereabouts have been leaked, and it’s not very safe here, I don’t know when they will find us. How are you doing now? Can you leave? Let’s change to a safe place.”

"When I sent a letter to Shang Yuanzong before, I was thinking of dying together, so I didn't leave myself a way out..."

"Wait!" Lou Chen felt as if he had heard something incredible: "You send a letter to Shang Yuanzong? What letter?"

"It's that kind of letter..." The devil looked away guiltily, and decided to blur the point.

"What letter?" Lou Chen asked.

"Yes, yes, there are some grievances between me and Shangyuanzong, especially in the past few years, Shangyuanzong and I have reached the point of incompatibility. Didn't I refine the blood sacrificial flag before? I just want to fight for the last time to defeat Shangyuan. The killing of the Void Refining Cultivator of the Zong Dynasty hurt their vitality greatly. So I asked the puppet to send a letter to Qingfeng Mountain at the right time, to the effect that I invited them to come to have a friendly exchange or something..." the devil said Gradually getting smaller, he felt that his own son's anger seemed to be burning very vigorously, and it was rare to silence it with a wink.

Lou Chen tried to take a deep breath. He felt that the anger in his heart hurt a little, and he tried to lower his voice: "That is to say, the experience of my escape from death just now was all caused by it? Since you know that even if you add it to the heyday I can barely draw with them even if I am intact. What gave you the courage and confidence to choose to leave me there alone to face those three damned monks who made it their duty to subdue demons and eliminate demons? ? You think I'm not dying fast enough?"

"No, no! I just forgot about it for a while." The devil explained confidently.

Although Lou Chen didn't want to breathe now, he still felt difficult to breathe.Only now did he realize that the killing god who almost killed him just now was summoned by his own father who loved his son so much to cheat his son.So Yuan Xi's cynical character in the original text was all cheated by this circle of pig teammates!

The world is still destroyed.Lou Chen thought gloomyly

He decided to do something to vent the anger in his heart now.So he thought very hard: "Ah——"

The sound waves directly hit the brain of the cheating monster through telepathy.The devil was stunned by this yell, and passed out again.

...I don't know that you are so delicate and your son is so weak!Wake up quickly, the chasers are coming!Is it too late to train you into a puppet now? QAQ【Voiceover, is it really okay for you to treat disabled patients like this? 】