[Comprehensive British and American] Collection tasks from aliens

Sheldon's New Neighbor Observation Diary

When: The first day a new neighbor moves in.

Description of the event: A new neighbor came

There are new neighbors upstairs!

Oh, and the reason I put the exclamation point is because the new neighbor's name is Roger Durst.It was Durst, the father of antibiotics.

I have to say that even I, a physicist who studies theoretical physics, respects him for his contribution to the medical field.However, compared to the fact that I entered the University of Texas in Austin, Texas directly after finishing the fifth grade at the age of 11, and graduated with honors at the age of 14, and was a visiting scholar at the Heidelberg Institute in Germany when I was 15. The first PH.D was studying twister theory at the age of 16.I think he is just a little bit short, if he uses his mind to study theoretical physics then it will be perfect.

Of course, it seems to me that the main reason he is so famous is definitely not his contribution to medicine.Otherwise, why would a theoretical physicist like me not know.The reason he is so famous must be because he is the brother and husband of Captain America.

Oh, please forgive my doubts about Tian Chao Du Niang Encyclopedia.Although it claims to be something that only you don't know, there is nothing he can't find.However, I have always had doubts about such an issue as consanguineous marriage.Shouldn't we have achieved initial modernization during World War II?Why does such a thing that does not conform to the development of life still appear?Oh, maybe the fact that the two of them couldn't have children was one of the reasons he allowed them to marry.

I heard from Penny that the new neighbor is very handsome, but I just don't know if he has the IQ to match his appearance and his name.

Alas ╮(╯▽╰)╭, if it’s like Penny, it’s over.It is said that there is a saying in Tianchao that one has a big chest and no brains, which is quite accurate.Sure enough, the ancient country is a mystery.

Time: The second day after the new neighbors moved in.

Description of the event: He obviously has autism!

I met a new neighbor, how should I put it, from a scientist's point of view, he is really a perfect person.Both the height and the proportion of the facial features are at the most perfect angle.Still, there's no way to hide his flawed proof!

Sufferers are said to have qualitative deficits in social interaction.Avoid eye contact in infancy, lack interest and response to human voices, lack attachment to parents in early childhood, lack interest in communicating or playing with children of the same age, and will not share happiness with others.Then after the school age, there is an obvious lack of interest and behavior in actively interacting with people.Lack of interest and social skills in adulthood.

Although I don't know if he seemed autistic before.However, the current performance is obviously autistic!He dismissed the friendly exchange with Dr. Sheldon Cooper, who will be the greatest physicist of the future 21st century, and walked away. This obviously lacks the minimum common sense of interpersonal communication!

But... he looks the same as Roger Durst, is this my illusion?Or, is he himself?This...needs research!

Time: The third day of the new neighbor's stay.

Event Description: First conversation with subject.

He invited us to visit his house.Well, although the reserved theoretical physicist Dr. Sheldon will not accept invitations from strangers so easily.Or a stranger who doesn't accept his own kindness and kindness.Well, Leonard accepted.It seems necessary to: 'Do not accept invitations to new neighbors at will. 'This matter is written into our shared roommate contract.Oh, and 'can't be encouraged by girlfriends all the time - especially Penny. ' So is this one.

I still went to his house. Unlike yesterday, this time he showed a good attitude of communicating with people.Moreover, he has his own unique views on many things.Doesn't look like an ignorant person like Penny.However, for some reason, when I asked him if he was really Roger Durst, he hesitated before answering.

I'd bet on my own 190 IQ.He definitely hesitated for a moment before answering: "No."This is really a suspicious scene.I feel like I'm back in time when I was 10 years old watching Sherlock Holmes and trying to find Conan Doyle's mistakes.I can assure you on my IQ that he is definitely the real Roger Durst.Although this is intuition.But don't underestimate the intuition of a theoretical physicist!

Time: The fourth day of the new neighbor's stay.

Description of the event: On the existence or non-existence of superpowers.

I accidentally discovered a secret!Omg, is Roger Durst an alien?Really excited, so excited o(≧ω≦)o!

I remember seeing it by accident in the morning.

When Durst went downstairs, he waved like that, and the stationery bag appeared in his hand!

Perhaps this is the evidence that Roger Durst is still so young in the world.Oh, I seem to have discovered the truth!However, if I tell him that I have discovered the truth, will he take me to his planet?Forget it, let's discuss it with Leonard. Although his IQ is not high, he is still a Ph.D.

Time: The fifth day of the new neighbor's stay.

Event Description: A discussion about the upstairs new neighbor being an alien.

In the end, I didn't ask directly.Leonard and Penny unanimously express their disapproval.Penny said it was because Roger was practicing magic.Leonard, on the other hand, said that it was because the light refracted the illusion he saw.

Sure enough, experimental physicists are ignorant.The so-called invisibility is the principle of refraction of light.After all, people can see objects because they block the passage of light waves.And to make things invisible, there are two modes found now.One is to dematerialize the object itself, and the other is to make it invisible to others, but the material entity still occupies the space.The "stealth" approach of the Maryland research team is precisely the latter.The so-called 'seeing' is a process of light refraction.When we 'see' an object, the ray of light has traveled the distance to reach the object, refract and return.And how to make the object in front of others invisible, this needs to change the propagation direction of the light, so that it cannot return to the field of vision of others normally, so that others cannot see the object.

I vouch for it with my 2.0 eyes!What I saw was definitely not one of these two!

Sheldon finished typing his last word, then lay down on the table, thought for a while, walked out of the room decisively, and went upstairs.

"Sheldon, what are you going to do?" Leonard asked curiously when he saw Sheldon's aggressive look.

"Sure enough, it's better to ask directly. Now this question is bothering me a lot. It has hindered the normal activity of my brain nerves. So I must go to find out the truth!" After finishing speaking, he rushed out of the room.

"Boom boom, Durst!"

"Boom boom, Durst!"

"Boom boom, Durst!"

"What's the matter?" Roger opened the door, and the first thing he saw was a solemnly dressed Sheldon.

'Is this the so-called real world?What a scam..." I thought in my heart, but now Rogge still kept his expression on his face.

"Are you an alien?" Without the slightest reason, Sheldon said it immediately.

"Fuck, he really said it."

"Ahaha, Durst, Sheldon is joking, don't take it seriously."

The moment Sheldon finished speaking, the voices of Penny and Leonard came from behind.I saw that first Petunia said what Rogge heard just now with a look of "fuck it is Sheldon, he really said it, he really is not from Earth", and then Leonard immediately He rushed over, then covered Sheldon's mouth, and spoke to Roger.

"No!" Shelton broke away from Leonard and covered his mouth, and then said: "Although I sometimes joke, I never joke when I explore and discover. This is as a physicist standards." As he spoke, he nodded seriously.

"Ah... that's right." Rogge couldn't help complaining: "So... aliens or something... what's going on."

"This matter..." Petunia said, with a look ashamed of Sheldon: "That is to say, Sheldon said that seeing you take out a handbag out of thin air, it seems that you have superpowers. Same. So..."

"So he suspects that I'm an alien?" Roger finally gave a definition.

"That's right." Leonard nodded at this time, indicating that Rogge's reasoning was correct.

"..." Rogge's current expression, in the eyes of Leonard and Penny, looked like he wanted to eat shit.However, in fact, this is not the case, because Rogge really despises himself in his heart.

'Damn it was discovered. 'This is Rogge's mental activity.

"I'm not joking." Sheldon said, "I still remember when it was, around 8:18 yesterday morning. Because it happened that Leonard had sex with Penny and then finished masturbation in the morning. Come out, so I remember the time very clearly, if you count the time I walked out of the door, then the error before and after the time will not exceed 50 seconds."

"..." This is Penny looking at Leonard.

"..." This is Leonard who shook his head violently.

"..." This is Rogge who doesn't know what expression to make.