[Zhongyingmei] Say you lack treatment

On the tense New York battlefield, the superheroes looked dignified and vigilant against the most powerful enemy they have encountered so far.

"Is he really my love rival in this universe? This action looks just as stupid as before, no wonder the goddess of death doesn't like him... Wait, what does his lonely expression mean? I think no one in the universe understands His big idea??"

Deadpool moved two steps and pulled Spider-Man, who was forced to participate in the battle, behind him, then pulled out his two knives and crossed them in front of him, and said unceremoniously: "Stay away kid, you are still a baby in this time and space ,Brother is going to start questioning the screenwriter, what kind of plot is this, and Thanos, increasing income and reducing expenditure should not be such an operation! If it were replaced by Brother, it should be a snap of the fingers to turn all creatures in the universe into girls Think about it guys, Iron Woman with big buttocks and big eyes, Captain America with blond hair and big breasts, Goddess of Thunder who hammers your chest with a small hammer--wow, and a little spider with twin ponytails! I'm tempted! I'm tempted! "

"Steven Strange! Brother Beard! I can understand you passing Black Panther and Captain over to help, but this freak in red tights? Are you serious? What can he do, talk to Peter and annoy Thanos to death? ?”

While paying attention to Thanos, Tony also worried about the innocent and helpless little spider: "And you, Peter—good boy, I admit that you are a qualified superhero and Avenger, and the evacuation work is also good, but Now can you stand back a little bit, and stay away from that pervert in the red tights by the way?"

As expected, the little spider moved away a little bit obediently with an excited expression on his face.

"That's right, don't rush to the front for a while, you are still a baby, don't get hurt, don't forget your beautiful and charming aunt, she is still waiting for you to come home for dinner... wait, the flag can't stand, Anyway, don't make me so angry that I take back your new suit after the battle and give you a special Captain America training."

Tony was standing at the front wearing armor. He folded his arms and said sarcastically: "And the purple sweet potato essence on the opposite side, do you think the art student in front of you is Captain America?! I am a doctoral student who graduated from MIT. Only those who lose money by trading one for four will agree—don’t talk nonsense, just like Little Xingxing said, just hit it, and I’ll give you a five-three set for free after the fight.”

"The Ebony Maw next door let out a cry of grief—it's too vicious! But I like it! Dear Stark, does Bitch really not think about it? The little spider is not yet an adult, so I'm in a panic."

Deadpool did not forget to blow a kiss to Tony in this situation: "You really like to give people nicknames-Little Bird Golden Retriever Little Star, where is your little mermaid? Why isn't my dear 21st princess here? , The task is not done or the score is not required? Is the little guy so courageous?!"

Tony turned a deaf ear to it: "Are you ready Bruce? Although this is the first time we cooperate, I think we must have a good understanding. After all, the models who love to have sex are all the same model with blue eyes and big breasts—what are you?" Eyes? I really don’t look at fanboys, and I don’t even stand in for stand-ins. Every pretty girl I chase is super serious. Also, although I don’t really want to set a flag, I’m getting married soon!”

Batman said calmly: "Eyes? Let me remind you, I'm still wearing a hood, Stark."

Tony has already touched the edge of the Prajna ghost face: "I guess, after all, everyone loves Iron Man, you must have looked at me just now... Wait! He moved! Damn him! How dare you call yourself a cultural person in front of Stark ! Papa Tony is teaching him biology today!"

Sure enough, Thanos, who had broken down the negotiation on the opposite side, showed a lonely look that he had expected. He raised his left hand wearing the infinity glove sadly and decisively. With a strong momentum and unmatched power, he released his powerful power without any scruples. Looking at the light of the soul gem, he whispered: "For this goal, I have given everything, and no one can stop it!" I... including you, Stark."

What responded to him was Iron Man's merciless palm shot.

While Thanos waved his attack casually, Tony raised a scarlet ghost face high up without hesitation, facing this powerful enemy whose palm cannon could not break through the defense even without using the infinite gems, The wooden grimace mask instantly disintegrated into countless lavender rays of light, condensing into a phantom of a ghost born of jealousy as if possessing self-awareness, and rushed towards the majestic Thanos opposite with a ferocious expression.

Iron Man shouted: "Only you are the ugliest!"

Deadpool: "Pfft!"

Even 21 on the opposite side of the communicator was stunned by the bold operation of the system.

Deadpool smiled in disbelief: "Does he think he is the Little Fairy Balala? Or is it more powerful to shout out spells? Although he is indeed very good-looking, but if he shouted directly, he is serious?"

Jarvis: "..."

The AI ​​butler, who seemed to understand something suddenly, lowered his head and gave the system a meaningful look. The system holding Jarvis's thigh was too short to know anything about it, and its expression was distorted for a long time It was difficult to control his expression.

The system is super sincere: "Nini is the most beautiful! The most beautiful!"

And the rest of the superheroes: "?"

Not to mention Loki and Star-Lord's already skinny and leg-broken characters, even the gentle and upright Avenger's bottom line Captain America subconsciously took a look at Thanos, who was recognized as the ugliest by the audience.

Thanos: "..."

Thanos has been in a high position for many years, and his adopted daughters Gamora and Nebula are both rebellious types, so he doesn't take this ridicule seriously, but it has to be mentioned that, along with Iron Man's iron man's ironic spell Although it did not cause any damage, the gems on the Infinity Gauntlet seemed to be sealed, and suddenly became dim.

Deadpool gloated over his misfortune and dubbed him: "Although I am the only one who died in my entire army, and the Infinity Gem was sealed by a plug-in, it doesn't matter! I am the most powerful warrior on Titan, Thanos! Fight the earth with my bare hands! Just Ask if you are afraid! Are you afraid!"

"I'm sure this is definitely a native species of your Marvel universe."

Bruce said blankly: "Because judging from the current situation, there is absolutely no talkativeness of this level in the DC universe, not even the Flash. He is not even as good as your little one in terms of talking and throwing the blame." Spiders have high combat effectiveness."

Tony said with a headache: "Stop complaining about me and my universe, right now, let's get rid of that Thanos first!"

"As you wish, Tony."

Bruce cooperated perfectly with Yan Mo's props, and the simple and majestic ghost face collapsed into countless shining golden lights, beautiful and dreamy like a flowing golden galaxy, before Thanos made the next move, he ruthlessly confused Thanos head.

Batman said in a low voice: "Submit to me!"

In the silence, Thanos didn't move.

"It's not fair."

Deadpool looked at the little spider who desperately began to pick off the gloves, and said quietly: "Baby, please contact the 4869 system, it and 21 must prefer Batman, if you don't believe me, how can our Nini's lines be so shameful compared to Bruce Wayne's?" Multiple times!"

——Gotham——

"Comrade 21! I swear to you! This is just a random assignment! I'm not afraid of Batman's disapproving gaze! Besides, Thanos is really ugly! Am I wrong! You look better at Vision than him!"

The system put his hips on his hips, and said plausibly: "I also showed Jarvis a comparison picture. Thanos is not only ugly, but also faded! Only Tony's beauty can make him understand how important appearance is - but I'm not watching A person with a good face, the outside is not enough, let the inside come together, I ordered a full set of Wusan and Wang Houxiong for him, Ebony Throat will be very happy to have an extra buddy for the postgraduate entrance examination!"

21 glanced at Jarvis, who was wearing gold-rimmed glasses with a gentle smile behind the system, couldn't help but look at it with admiration, and then helped place an order to buy a few copies of Xue Jinxing.

The system walked towards the center of the battlefield with its short legs: "Come on! Comrade 21, don't leave! The exciting show will be back soon--I will continue to broadcast live for you when the fight starts later! Now Thanos has been sealed by Wisdom , and was silenced by the evil spirits. I guess he will not move within 5 minutes. Professor X is trying to brain him, and Tony and the little spider are picking up gloves. I don’t know what Thanos thinks. He Actually inlaid two of the most awesome/powerful stones on a metal glove, not to mention that we still have shikigami props to hang, even if there are no props, Wanda shouted, "Dad, with Magneto, he can't snap his fingers." come out!"

twenty one:"…………"

Well, it makes sense, although I feel something is wrong, but this development sounds really cool!

The system's camera swung around Thanos, and 21 heard it's curiosity killed the cat muttering to itself: "I remember someone said that Thanos wears leopard print? Can I verify it now?" ...Aw! Jarvis, you want to silence me again! Fortunately, I opened the firewall!"

21 watched as the camera's field of view began to rise: "You, are you flying?"

"...I definitely want to change my body, short legs are really a disadvantage! Jarvis is holding the collar and I can't move!"

The system is aggrieved: "Okay, okay, I just don't pick his pants, a good system can't be a pig teammate - I even specially sent the plot screen to the little panda over there, so that it can watch Xingjue It's over!"

The camera turned, and sure enough, Rocket and Mantis sister hugged Xingjue with one thigh. No matter how he promised that since Gamora could be resurrected, he would never be impulsive, but his teammates looked at each other and remained firm. It dragged his footsteps, and he refused to let him get close to Thanos.

Xingjue: "MMP, I'm really not the kind of pig teammate who is impulsive and doesn't care about anything! Let go of the spicy chicken little panda!"

Rocket held the machine/gun in one hand and hugged his thigh in the other: "First of all—you have already started to be impulsive Quill! Quickly learn from my noble god, how calm and calm he is! Secondly, I am a raccoon! Little rabbit That's fine too! Anyway, don't call me little panda!"

Star Lord: "..."

Gamora, I miss you even more.