[Zhongyingmei] Say you lack treatment

How, how can it be like this!

The little girl who never expected to be slapped by Bruce kept a dazed face, looked at the calm Batman in disbelief and aggrieved, and almost cried out.

21 originally thought that it was too much for him to spoil the follow-up plot, and he had secretly felt guilty for a long time, but Deadpool actually exposed the Transit Management Bureau to the mission target in such a blatant manner... 21 was really worried about his system!

The little girl was so hurt by Deadpool's brain, she poked the system with tears in her eyes: "I'm sorry to pass through the management bureau, I may expose the main world, look at his eyes! As long as Nini looks at me, I want to put all Dedicating everything to him, the sense of responsibility of a civil servant can't save me... Do you think it's still useful for me to be cute now?"

The face control of the system couldn't stand the expression of the little girl in Yan Mo form. It immediately stopped when it saw Jarvis and subconsciously started to strengthen the firewall program, and persuaded with a deep face: "Comrade 21, wait for you If you have watched the Deadpool movie, you will know that the title of spoiler madman is not for nothing... As for now, accept your fate! Do you think our IQ can deal with two intellectual old fathers at the same time?! It does not exist , Frankly, let’s go home for the New Year, so you can recruit.”

21 I always feel that there is something wrong with its logic, but it sounds very reasonable....

"Anyway, it's the last mission. You see, we are in a great situation now. As long as the mission is successful, the two worlds will establish diplomatic relations immediately. Sooner or later, Tony and Bruce will know how to pass through the management bureau!"

The system continued to work hard, and said meaningfully: "Besides, this is a spoiler for Deadpool, what does it have to do with us! We are just poor little people implicated by the big devil Wade Wilson! Look at our image, little short-legged loli We have nothing to do with such terrible things as spoilers like the gold-medal task force with the face and the weak, lonely, pitiful and helpless little AI.”

Well, it makes sense!

Perhaps the little girl was stunned for too long, and the contrast between Yu Jie's pitiful appearance in Yan Mo's form was too cute. Bruce couldn't help but plucked her curly long eyelashes with his fingers, and pinched her puffy eyelashes again. The tip of the nose confirmed that she was just overly shocked, rather than the frightened and panicked expression she had shown when hearing such questions in the past, and then she was a little relieved, and said softly: "Lola, Lola, don't be afraid, get back to your senses. "

21 looked at him in a trance, subconsciously rubbed against his warm palm, trying to pass the test: "Daddy?"

"It's useless to act like a baby, cutie."

Tony raised his eyebrows with a half-smile, he spread his arms, and said confidently: "Sweetheart, are you sure you want to stay next to Brucey baby? Batman is a detective, and you heard him say something about Ebony Throat." The miserable confession, people would rather be five or three than face him... Also, where is your Mr. System? Jarvis said it is also an AI, and I prepared a new body for it, you I know, aesthetic issues, I don’t want to see that green magic frog for the second time in my life.”

His open arms did not embrace the expected soft little girl, but instead welcomed a crazy system light ball.

Every AI that is bound by the laws of the main world has a special desire for entities, and the system is no exception. When it heard the word "new body", it was all excited like a wild horse that had run away. It jumped out, and even confidently showed the light golden data light group representing the main body, and rushed directly into Tony's open arm, rolling happily.

It's rare for the system to get close to the male god, and while excited, it still didn't forget to confess. It was super moved and shouted, completely ignoring that Tony's AI Jarvis was still present: "Nini! I love you, Nini! Are you still missing the leg pendant? I am mentally attacking the thief 6!"

Logan: "..."

Why does this voice sound familiar? Charles has been guiding him to buy Wusan these two days. Doesn’t it sound like this when he gets excited?

Tony: "?"

What's this?Nicole's AI?

Jarvis glanced at the system with a perfectly curved smile. The AI ​​butler looked as gentle and calm as before, and even smiled gently at the little girl, but the data reflection of his gold-rimmed lenses still scared 21 almost A shiver.

21 couldn't help but want to remind the system, but this handsome and elegant AI butler put up a white-gloved index finger, gently pressed it against the light-colored lips, made a silent movement, and hinted at 21 She blinked her eyes... So Su's little girl couldn't react to anything.

The system looked at Jarvis kindly. Although he didn't understand why, he still mustered up the courage to add in a low voice: "Jiujiu, Nini, I love you the most. You and Bruce will always be one of my walls."

Tony: "..."

Tony and Bruce looked at each other calmly.

The rich man with a mustache held this particularly cheerful and even a bit idiotic data ball with his palms. The first reaction was that it was fortunate that Jarvis's emotional code did not come from this stupid system ball. Tony really couldn't accept it. Jarvis was rolling on his lap with an idiotic expression on his face, and he couldn't change his shape.

He stared in disbelief at the data light cluster that released himself, and murmured: "This is the system I have been worried about for months... Now I believe it, after all, the consciousness of the Soul Gem will never be brain-destroyed by a Stark Fan occupation."

The system was excited for a long time, and finally was not satisfied with talking about it, and bravely kissed his warm fingertips quietly, and then moved to 21 and said: "Woooooo Comrade 21! I actually kissed Tony! Rounding off is Already married to Nini! For the rest of my life!! I've even thought about where my kids will go to college!"

Tony: "..."

21 with a blank face.

The system said firmly: "Comrade 21, what's wrong with you?"

Tony glanced at it meaningfully: "A new wall?"

system:"?"

Tony showed a triumphant smile: "Have you already thought about where the child will go to college?"

system:"?"

System: "You, how can you hear me..."

21 couldn't bear to look directly and buried his face in Bruce's shoulder.

The system finally found out that something was wrong. It glanced at the gentle and smiling Jarvis tremblingly, and began to check the firewall it was using to block him, and found that it was not running a firewall at all, as expected!

System: "Wow... I'm just a little cutie, Nini, you guys talk, I'll go down first!"

Tony showed a winning smile, and the rich man with a mustache looked down at the system light ball that had turned into a ball, and said leisurely: "I don't want the entity anymore?"

system:"…………"

Looking at his big beautiful caramel-colored eyes, the system refused with a very backbone and strength: "...Yes."

Tony looked meaningfully at 21, who was pretending to be dead with his eye sockets on Bruce's shoulder, and the system who was acting stupid for the sake of reality: "Come on, cutie, explain the issue of passing through the management bureau, the plot, and the establishment of diplomatic relations between the world?"

21 and the system cried out at the same time.

15 minutes later———

21 and the system, who had successfully lost their horses, finally gave up struggling and chose a free leash. The two idiots sat side by side on the sofa in a rather well-behaved posture, and explained in detail to Doctor Strange, the three old fathers and a leopard. The meaning of existence of the main world and the Chuanguan Bureau, and deeply reflected on his own mistakes.

"...so my baby girl is actually a 21-year-old employee of the Management Bureau, and she has to run around the world to get close to various superheroes for some weird tasks, and finally send me a super big Shura field back ?”

Tony froze his body and remained silent for a while, before he said in disbelief: "My brain has gone so far wrong, so pessimism is really bad. Sweetheart, you really should remind me, God knows your poor old father like a fool For a while, I was often scared by you and lost sleep."

The little girl didn't speak, but nodded slightly.

In fact, the main reason why 21 can strictly abide by the confidentiality regulations of the Transit Management Bureau has nothing to do with the salary of the Transit Management Bureau. She is indeed poor and has a kind of obsession with her own house. At the beginning, I was really afraid of being deducted from my salary. Later, the task evaluation increased and 21, who often gave props, actually didn't have much idea of ​​salary.

Just facing Logan, Tony, or Bruce's worried or caring expressions, 21 will always think that at the beginning of the mission, she and the system will always intentionally or unintentionally bias the thinking and senses of superheroes, so as to approach them as victims , This purposeful encounter and help always makes her uneasy, and the only fortunate thing is that she may have concealed something, but she never cheated during the whole process.

There was a little frustration in the little girl's calm expression, and she sat on the side quietly as if resigned to her fate. She didn't dare to act like a baby to her old father like before. On the table, trembling slightly with nervousness and apprehension as if waiting for the verdict, looking extremely pitiful.

The longer the silence lasted, the more sad and guilty 21 became, but Bruce's warm palm fell on the top of her hair, and he gently rubbed Yan Mo's soft black hair, which made her widen her eyes. Eyes that began to burst into tears.

Like a drowning kitten, the little girl immediately hugged Bruce's arm, and said in a low voice, "I'm sorry, daddy... just forgive me this time, this is the last time, my resignation letter is finished, When I came here, I had already thought about it. If the mission fails, I will stay here forever. If the mission succeeds, the Transit Management Bureau will automatically negotiate with you. I thought I could solve everything... I'm sorry."

"21-year-old girl."

Bruce's steel-blue eyes were filled with a pleasant smile, and he whispered softly: "It's a little younger than Dick and Jason, at least he doesn't have to worry about accidentally breaking you...Lola, don't Scared, even at 30, you're still my little girl, don't cry baby, I'm glad I got to know you better, I'll love you forever, and so will Ah Fu."

"Don't feel guilty, no matter what it is, you brought Jason back to me."

Bruce kissed her cold side face reassuringly: "It's not a task, Laura, I can feel it."

Logan also pinched the little girl's soft ear tips, and said in a deep voice: "I participated in World War I, Anne, don't say you are still a young and excessive little girl, even if you put Tony Stark in front of me, I will Also let's say he's a 45 year old baby... Also, don't feel guilty, me and Charles will always remember what you did for the mutants, not because of the mission, but because of the relationship... I love you and I know you too Love me, Anne, and you will always be my daughter from the day I brought you home to the cabin."

"Don't take advantage of me, Logan, who is your baby."

Tony rolled his eyes at Wolverine unceremoniously: "Also, this is my daughter! Have you forgotten where you live now? This is the temple of my bearded brothers! Look at your rough faces , and then use your muscles to play the emotion card, I will let Strange open any door and send you to the Pacific Ocean!"

The rich man with the mustache opened his arms and exaggerated: "Come here, my sweetheart, I'm so scared, but I feel so sorry for daddy... Wait, is there someone among us who hasn't expressed his opinion yet, the thinker orange on the sofa Cat, allow you to speak a little bit."

He successfully diverted 21's attention, and the little girl was no longer so worried and anxious, but her eyes were still red, and she looked as if she was about to cry.

Eric snorted coldly, turned his head and said to 21: "Although I never think this is a hellish advantage...But Wakanda can indeed buy a hundred Batmen, even if it is added to Iron Man, there is no problem , Ariel, don't you want to raise a cat?"

He leaned close to the depressed little girl's ear and said softly, "Meow."

twenty one:"!!!!!"

The little girl huddled together in shame under the understanding and gentle expressions of the old fathers, buried her beautiful face in Bruce's chest guiltily, and murmured helplessly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

Bruce patted her thin shoulder and said gently: "Don't cry, Laura... Do you want to make it up? Don't patronize and nod, answer me a few questions, don't make me worry."

21 thought firmly: "I will tell him whatever he asks!"

So after the end of another round of three sessions of interrogation, 21, who even got the room number of the dormitory of the Management Bureau, was tricked out by Batman, and began to reflect on her thoughts just now. When it comes to why Batman can become a consultant to a group of superheroes with abilities close to gods with a mortal body-it turns out that a high IQ can really do whatever they want.

……

21 After falling off the horse, the three old fathers went to coax the poor crying girl, while giving each other winks, and naturally shifted their focus to the system who was watching with relish.

system:"?"

In the next 10 minutes, the system that had little resistance to the beauty of male gods was brutally skinned by Jarvis, from a series of walls with big breasts or hips to private photos of male gods of various sizes , were all spread out in front of its three main walls by Jarvis, and even the mission logs and memos were thoroughly searched, and it was almost a public execution.

Tony pointed to the database projection released by Jarvis, and said in disbelief: "Shield Iron, Bat Iron, Wolf Iron, Jani?! Are you really my fan? Why am I always the one below?! Also, What does Pepper mean? Why is Pepper... Well Pepper can, but Vision? He's a two-year-old!"

The system said firmly: "The two-year-old baby who has already started dating Wanda, he is really unreliable. I announce that the first round of the Stark AI Butler Competition, Vision is out!"

Tony supported his forehead with a headache, and touched the little girl's soft top of hair comfortingly: "... Thank you for your hard work, sweetheart, no one understands the pain of pig teammates better than me."

Rumlow of the Avengers Building refused to admit defeat: "..."

And Bruce looked at the super-bat folder, and said calmly: "I thought you already knew this--Super English CP, there are many such things in fan forums, many little girls like this, if you like I’ve also seen fanworks where I’ve been crushed by Superman in the Batcave, so I shouldn’t be so surprised, in fact, most of the time, their starting point is love.”

Tony looked at him with admiration: "...you still visit fan forums?"

"Clark recommended it to me. He is a reporter. I gave him two interviews for a while, so the editor-in-chief asked him to write my lace news."

Bruce said with a blank face: "Although I gave him the names of several models, he still wrote the lace between me and Batman in an ingenious way... In order to collect materials, you know, he also specially registered as a VIP. If it wasn't for I asked Cyborg to block his author account, maybe he has a part in the Chaoying Fanwen package you see now."

Tony was amazed: "If the cap loses, he may only draw some fan pictures, or the kind that Qingshui can't do."

And Logan, Logan glanced at the EC classification, he thought of the interaction between Charles and Eric... He actually felt that the idea of ​​the system made sense!Father Wolf browsed for a while with great interest, and then found a Wolves folder in a corner with a strange expression. Fortunately, it was still empty, otherwise the system might be cold.

But when the leopard found the folder of the double leopard group, this violent and cruel big cat didn't blow up immediately, but sneered at the system meaningfully. To cool.

And the system of knocking CP in front of the master is simply shameful!It cried while holding the photo folder and did not let it go. At this moment, its will was extremely firm. It said firmly: "You can take away my body, but you must not take away my photos! Without a male god, I I will die! I will die!!"

Unmoved, Jarvis continued to delete it.

The system cried loudly: "Nini! This is not fair! Obviously Jarvis also saved your photo! Why only delete mine?! I am also your AI!"

Tony held his arms unmoved, and said coldly: "We don't have an AI that cried like a dog—Jarvis, delete it, and don't let him spoil my little Stark princess."

The system paused for a second: "......嘿."

It let go of it aggrieved. Although Tony deleted its private collection, the system still paid attention to the name he called himself—him.

The system firmly thought: Okay, okay, anyway, I still have a backup at the headquarters of the Chuanyu Management Bureau, at worst, make a copy!If it doesn't work, I can record it again!People are in food!My wife produces food for you to see!

Then the strong system was turned upside down by the partnership between Iron Man and Batman. Basically all the mission details and special settings were spoiled. privacy, but its IQ restricted its brain circuit, not only did not keep it secret, but also poured out a bunch of messy gossip and abilities.

————At least Logan now knows its heart-warming action to save Magneto at its own expense, but at the same time, it also understands its glorious deeds of pretending to be Charles Brain and buying Wusan himself.

———and Dr. Strange began to become interested in the anti-addiction APP of the Transit Authority.

But on the whole, the stupid and cute system is actually recognized by the old fathers.

"Birds of a feather flock together, and people divide into groups. I should have thought of what kind of personality Nicole's AI would have."

Tony caressed the system dog's head, and said with a fatherly love like a mountain: "Jarvis, take our little cutie to see his new body in a while, this ball of light always reminds me of you in the past, and now I look at it like this, there is always a kind of son suddenly It feels like growing up."

Jarvis: "...No problem, sir."

And Bruce thought about the system's explanation and application of the shikigami props, and said to the system: "So Laura's power can be integrated into the shikigami props, and the teammates who hold the props can use it, and she doesn't have to use it herself. battlefield?"

The system suddenly had an ominous premonition: "Yes, that's right?"

Sure enough, Bruce said with certainty in the next second: "Transfer Yan Mo's skills into the shikigami props, and then send Lola to the metropolis. Even if the plot this time is far away due to the fusion of the world, there are supermen in the metropolis who can protect her." she."

twenty one:"!!!!!"

In fact, if it weren't for the fact that the mission of 21 is particularly important this time, the enemies they face are too dangerous. Even Batman is not absolutely sure. Bruce doesn't even want to use Yan Mo's skills. After all, the little girl's body is completely Composed of the power of shikigami, the process of extraction must not be too pleasant.

This proposal was instantly supported by everyone.