[Zhongyingmei] Say you lack treatment

"Look at your little belly, Stark, it won't allow you to eat any more meat!"

"Do you think your figure is in good shape, Wayne? Look at your chest, it's not at the level that normal men can achieve, I can swear, you've gained weight!"

"Watch your words, Stark, Lola is still here, jealousy will make you ugly!"

"Will I be jealous of a big breast? My good cap is much bigger than yours! Hulk is a sure win!"

"Oh, sophistry."

"Oh, ridiculous."

The system looked peaceful: This is Batie, right?The candy of the Tuhao group is really different, why is it a little cute?why are they so cuteI might feel sorry for Captain America and Superman!

21: "..."

The system was right, they really seemed to fit together.

Although it is the first time for these two superheroes to meet, their aura is unexpectedly harmonious. They are evenly matched in mind and ability, and both respect and understand each other's another layer of identity, but this does not hinder them at all. Tit for tat against each other.

At least 21 have heard them go through three rounds from aesthetics to family property, from teammates to adoption procedures, from face to figure. Although the whole process did not exceed 10 minutes, it was as exciting as a debating match, and it was still a game worth tens of billions. The rich class debate competition.

The little girl said weakly: "Daddy, are you still eating?"

The two old fathers looked at each other, snorted coldly, looked at 21 at the same time, and calmly pushed the food he had prepared closer to the little girl: "Come on, Laura/Nicole, try this .”

21: "..."

21 stared blankly at the table in front of him.

On the left is the Alford lamb chops cut by Bruce. The lamb chops are grilled with seasoning and are very tender, and the person who sliced ​​it is Brucey, the sweetheart of Gotham.

On the right is Alford’s fried foie gras that Tony is holding up a fork to try to feed. The small pieces of foie gras look super delicious with Tony’s big caramel-colored eyes.

This, this, this is a proposition!

The system has already jumped onto the dining table, staring at the foie gras in Tony's hand with bright eyes, and said happily: "Comrade 21! We each have one! Which one do you want to eat?!"

When 21 saw its fluffy little tail flicking back and forth, and its round eyes sparkled, it was clear that the system must have taken a fancy to Tony's foie gras.

The little girl hesitated and whispered: "Why don't I cut it for you?"

The system meowed and meowed over, bowed its head and sniffed swaying from side to side: "That was cut by my god! I'll just have a bite, and I want the lamb chops too... Comrade 21, you have to maintain balance, you can't eat any of them first, But I'm different! I'm just a poor little boy who has been ignored by the male god, and if I miss this time, I may never have another chance! Cut a bite out of me!"

The system really worked hard for these two pieces of meat.

21 Carefully raised the knife and fork, forked a small piece of foie gras.

Bruce narrowed his eyes dangerously, and Tony flashed a victorious smile.

Then the little girl fed the foie gras to the cat.

Tony couldn't smile this time, it was Bruce's turn to smile.

Under the pressure, the little girl fed the two dishes into the system one by one, and explained with reason and evidence: "It's frozen, so I can't eat it."

That's right, whether it's foie gras or lamb chops, they lose all their heat within 1 minute of being served on the table, and a thin layer of frost quickly condenses within 3 minutes of being served by Tony and Bruce Shura, making them crunchy after one bite , frozen teeth.

"I knew it would be like this."

A lamb chop that was still steaming was delivered to the little girl's lips. Seeing the little girl swallow it in one gulp, she chewed it earnestly with puffed cheeks.Alfred put down the tray, brought out freshly baked cookies and re-roasted lamb chops, and said condescendingly: "Master Bruce, sneering at guests is not the Wayne family's way of hospitality."

Bruce covered his forehead with a headache: "Ah Fu, Stark is not a guest."

Tony was not polite: "Yes, as a colleague, a colleague is a friend, and I am quite honored to have Baby Bruce as a friend."

A piece of biscuit blocked his mouth, and Tony bit it into pieces: "...What is this? Gotham's magical formula? Why is it so delicious? Mr. Butler, are you thinking of changing jobs to New York? Double salary."

Bruce said blankly: "Dream!"

"Thank you for your invitation, Mr. Stark, but I am already old and have long been used to life in Gotham. It would be even better if my worry-free master can let me retire earlier."

Afu gave Bruce a meaningful look, and then said gently to Tony: "It seems that you think Wayne's cookies taste good."

Facing such a gentle old housekeeper, Tony didn't show his genius' unruly style at all, and he said seriously: "Yes, although I usually prefer donuts, it's totally okay. Comparable to the one I love the most!"

"As long as you like it."

Alfred said softly: "However, I may not continue to serve you cookies tonight, after all, your little friction with the master delayed the lady's dinner, and to be fair, Master Bruce's share will also be deducted... …By the way, gentlemen, I think you get along pretty well."

Bruce and Tony glanced at each other at the same time, and turned their heads in disgust at the same time.

The system concluded with emotion: You deserve to be a housekeeper!Alfred wins!

21 was convinced and applauded.

After dinner, Tony and Bruce's Shura field finally came to an end, 21 was relieved, and hurried to coax people.

After the little girl kissed and acted cutely with the two old fathers for a long time, Tony and Bruce finally gave up on each other for the time being, and started a new round of communication on the issue of 21.

Although the issue of the ownership of the little girl would be abducted from time to time, they didn't fight!Tony even asked Bruce about the cat ears on his batsuit!Good communication is progress!

Then Bruce finally mentioned the issue of the Winter Soldier to Tony: "Lola's teammate this time is Captain America's comrade-in-arms, World War II hero James Barnes."

Tony looked shocked: "WTF? Who are you talking about? Bucky? The Bucky in the Captain America comic book? He's still alive! Is there going to be another old popsicle in my mansion?"

"Of course he's alive."

Bruce said calmly: "He was brainwashed into Hydra's notorious Winter Soldier. Perhaps for this soldier who participated in World War II, rather than becoming a knife in the hands of Hydra, death is the best relief."

"A soldier's will and belief are stronger than you think."

Tony said helplessly: "For example, his good comrade-in-arms, our good captain, I really don't know whether to praise him for his persistence or say he is old-fashioned... Where is he? I have to inform SHIELD about this matter, they won't To have a suffering soldier, especially a World War II hero, be outcast like this, even if he's the Winter Soldier."

"He is indeed more persistent than ordinary people."

While feeding the little girl, Bruce said, "Alfred, take this Mr. Stark to see that soldier."

"Mr. Barnes is awake, Master Bruce, and I brought the dinner."

Afu's understated glance stopped Bruce from trying to bring the cookies to his mouth, which caused him to cough lightly. The old butler nodded slightly and said calmly: "Please wait a moment, gentlemen, I will bring that gentleman come over."

Tony raised his eyebrows and said meaningfully: "My Jarvis obeys me."

Bruce deadpanned: "Ah Fu can bake cookies."

Tony: "I have two butlers!"

Bruce: "Foo can bake cookies."

Tony: "..."

21: "..."

...My dear system, are you two three years old?

Alfred soon brought the Winter Soldier into the living room, the long-suffering superhero had regained his memory, looked sad and tired, he didn't show the cold expression that is typical of the Winter Soldier, and he didn't attack Sex, just unexpected silence.

But when he saw 21, Bucky suddenly remembered something.His gray-green eyes looked at the little girl with a gratified face gently, and said hesitantly: "I remember you, Nicole Stark... What is your relationship with Howard?"

twenty one:"…………!!!"

21 didn't bother to answer, and looked back at Tony and Bruce frightened.

Sure enough, Tony's big caramel-colored eyes lit up in an instant, he snapped his fingers, his cute mustache curled up proudly, and he repeated to Bruce meaningfully and leisurely with a winner's smile: " Stark."

Winter Soldier: "?????"

And Bruce took a deep look at the trembling little girl, his eyes were deep and completely transformed into Batman, he looked at the triumphant Tony and the bewildered Winter Soldier, and said coldly: "...Alfred, send guest!"

Winter Soldier: "?????"

And Tony patted his butt indifferently and stood up: "Let's go, Nicole, my dear little Stark princess, daddy will take you back to New York."

Bruce had no expression on his face, and sneered imposingly: "Dream!"

21 in the Shura field again: "..."

21 glanced faintly at the Winter Soldier.

Winter Soldier: "?????"

21 I knelt down and thanked him with tears streaming down my face!

I, I just calmed down the Shura field!Lying!groove!ah!