[Zhongyingmei] Say you lack treatment

Crossing the Administration Bureau, commonly known as the Crossing Administration Bureau.It is famous for less salary, more tasks and more accidents. The average retirement age of members is less than 30 years old, and all of them have mental problems.

Among them, the task team is especially famous. After all, the bureau is really poor and can't get sponsors. It's a big team that has no money and lacks people. Not only does the team leader not have much salary, but he has to pay back.If it weren't for the civil servants who have worked hard for two or three years and couldn't resign, 21 would definitely type out the resignation letter and stick it on the director's forehead.

As a result, the old director resigned before the resignation letter had time to type.The new director took office and rectified the overall situation. The first of the three fires of the new official took office was their task group. According to the wishes of the broad masses of the people, the entire group was divided into two teams.

A team called "Missions can lose and villains must die" is responsible for killing those villains in the mission world.

Referred to as the Death Squad.

A team called "I am the protagonist and can live another 1 years" is responsible for healing and blocking swords for popular characters.

Referred to as the senior team.

——The naming aesthetic is outrageous.

21 belongs to the group "I am the protagonist and can live another 1 years". There are three people in the whole group including the group leader, and she has the worst performance.

What can 21 do! 21 is also very desperate!

In order to save money, all the gold fingers in the game were split into eight pieces.Not to mention their spicy chicken group, which are basically defective products, and even one shikigami account has been split into several copies, not even as good as the halo of the brainless Mary Su from the strategy group next door!

Africans draw R cards 21 times. The first task after grouping is to be a virgin. As a result, the teammates are all DPS. A chopper team fights without milk and rushes forward desperately. Hang up, the task progress bar didn't even have time to open.

The director thought she had an opinion on the new system, so he came here to talk to 21.

The director has a very good attitude: "Comrade 21, your recent tasks have not been completed satisfactorily. Is there something wrong with your thinking? If you have something to say, let's solve it together!"

"...Thank you, Director, for your concern. This time, I made a mistake and disappointed the Director. Please give me another chance."

21. His eyes are empty, and he has given up struggling.

The director smiled and said, "If you know your mistakes and can correct them, you are a good comrade! I still have a few tasks here, I will share them with you to practice, and write a task report to me later, and this matter will be over!"

21 With tears streaming down his face, he moved back the vacation: "...Thank you for the cultivation, Director."

The director patted her on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "Don't forget to ask for sponsorship when doing tasks. You also know the situation in the bureau. We need everyone to work together to tide over the difficulties! If you can't get sponsorship, the economic crisis and layoffs will be very dangerous!"

21: "..."

21: "Okay Director! I know Director! No problem Director!"

It's okay to dismiss, but if you are dismissed by such a hot unit, 21 will not be reconciled in your dreams!

After the conversation, 21 took a bunch of mission cards and ran to draw them.

Yes, draw a card!It's the 31st century, and science and technology can explain demons and ghosts, but the bureau still believes that "letting shikigami choose their own masters based on fate is conducive to the development of abilities".

21 Pulling out a blue talisman, he began to chant: "Flower and bird roll, flower and bird roll, flower and bird roll, it must be a flower and bird roll."

At the end of the reading, I lost all confidence: "Peach Blossom Demon, Peach Blossom Demon, Peach Blossom Demon...Damn it! Even if I set a flag for an old man!"

A flash of white light flashed, and a virgin with fluttering little wings appeared in front of the Africans.

21: "..."

Fuck!Why is it you again!

Fortunately, blocking the knife and adding two chances to heal, it's not a loss to scatter non-qi.

21 She closed her eyes and pulled another sheet, full of confidence: "One eye, one eye, one eye, one, two, three, good! Let's go!"

Opening his eyes, the carp spirit spit out a bubble gracefully.

21: "..."

Fuck fate, 21 Africans are only destined for R cards.

The girls at the front desk allocated by Goldfinger have basically known 21. Seeing her with a face of "I am compassionate" and leading two R cards to go through the skills borrowing procedures, the girls are all smiling: "21, what are you doing today? Draw the R card again!"

The bureau was suddenly filled with a happy atmosphere.

21: "..."

The young lady who stamped the application form comforted her: "The African God of War is also the God of War. When you get enough [-] draws, the Bureau will make up your SSR."

You are an angel!Thank you African Chief 21!

After finishing the stamp, the young lady handed her the skill chip: "Are you still randomly matching the task system this time?"

21 has no requirements for the system. After all, the entire management bureau may still rely on the system AI, so he said casually: "Okay, random."

After the system sent it over and received the skill chip to confirm the binding, the task virtual light screen was turned on at 21:[-].

The system is particularly cheerful: Sweetheart!The new teammates have been successfully matched. Their configurations are tall and poor handsome, high and poor handsome, high and poor handsome, high and poor handsome, and internally increased rich and rich, commonly known as the alliance of haters of the rich.

21: ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

System: Because they are handsome, they are popular characters. This mission is quite simple, any grandma can complete it!

21: …………

The previous system also said the same thing, but in the end, the one who was milked did not hang up, but she hung up first.

The system scanned it: Let me take a look at your configuration records, and come up with the best method... What the hell?

system:…………

The system said quietly: Don't be discouraged, practice makes perfect, we still have a next time.

That's right, since he was admitted as a civil servant in the Management Bureau, 21 has been matched with virgins and carp spirits sixteen times in a row. The mission records are all forks, and 21 himself doubts life.

She turned off the record firmly, and stepped into the gate of time and space together with the system in deep thought.

I regretted it as soon as I entered 21.

Is this mission world experiencing the end of the world? !

This ruined city!This big hole in the sky!A villain like a robot falls down like a dumpling in the hole!

The system map shows that there are densely packed red dots.

21 Intense phobia, goosebumps stand up, and trembling: "Where is my teammate????"

The system is also going crazy: Fuck, too many people?I got stuck!Let's hang up first!This place is too dangerous, put on your feather coat!

Afraid of death 21 seconds to open cheat!

The petite figure in the ruins of rocks gradually solidifies. 21 with golden fingers is about [-]% similar to a virgin. They are both milk dolls who are estimated to be four or five years old. They have black hair and blue eyes, a white and tender cute bun face, and orange ear feathers, and soft wings beginning excessively at the shoulders.

Although it is an R, but it looks cute, and the heart of the system melts when you look at it.

The system is full of fatherly love and has nowhere to vent, so I can only work hard on the task, and the urgent accent comes out: I saw it, I saw it, look up, this time the teammate can fly, I calculate his trajectory, let's sneak over ...Hey, why is he here?Fuck!Back off!

21 jumped back with a whoosh, flapping its small wings while jumping, and with a height of less than 1.2 meters, it looked like a frightened little hen.

at the same time--

hell!Why is there a milk doll in the center of the battlefield? !

The man in the golden-red armor abruptly stopped his charge in mid-air. He looked at 21 in shock, landed cautiously and held back a sentence of F*ck: "Little guy, where are your parents? They actually put You stay here alone!"

He stretched out his hand and tried to hug her up: "Are you a mutant? Don't be afraid, little girl, I'm Iron Man... Come here, it's too dangerous here, I'll take you to a safe place."

The old father of the system who has not yet accepted the world plot is dissatisfied: This lolicon is actually our teammate, let him go!

21 ignored it, flapped his wings firmly, and finally found a teammate, so let's breastfeed one first.

The limp little girl threw herself into the embrace of the golden-red armor without hesitation: "Please accept my life!"

The author has something to say: I can't help but open this first, I will try my best to make up for the Batman next door!