I swept Yokohama with a vest

Edogawa Rampo will never adapt and integrate into this sick and distorted society, and become an indifferent and crazy part of the crowd.

He stood in the middle of the stage, bright light came down from above, illuminating his high-spirited expression, and the snow-white cat fur seemed to be shining brightly, while everyone else was in the dark under the stage.

"Edogawa Ranpo is a special person." Hatsune Kanoko whispered, she controlled her cat's ears to drop down and lowered her head to rub against Ranpo's hat, "but it is a pity that although this is a generally peaceful country , but it has rotted and stinks from the root.”

Smart cats living in this kind of place will be slowly strangled to death.

The system ran silently and calculated for a few seconds, and chose the response that was most likely to please its host: [Yes, if it was in your original world, he would be a king chess player whose self-awareness was awakened. ]

Maoyan narrowed his eyes subconsciously, Chu Luye Zhizi said: "Ah-ha."

Its host prolonged the ending with a subtle tone. The last time the system heard such an extremely unpleasant tone was in the vest of "Cherry", when Mori Ogai rubbed against the host with an intoxicated and frightening attitude, On the one hand, he could not refuse her as a chess piece and placed it at the key point of the battlefield.

Then Mori Ogai lost everything and almost apologized on the spot.

system:[……]

"That's why we say that everyone is stupid—well, this is obviously a bad reversal... Uh!" Halfway through the speech, Edogawa Ranpo suddenly stopped, he raised his hand to hold the cat on his head, and said in doubt , "I didn't speak ill of you, why did you whip me with your tail?"

He touched his neck with the other hand, and untied the cat's tail that was obviously pulled up with a 'snap', and it didn't hurt much because it was blocked by clothes, but Miss Cat complained so angrily, of course You can't pretend you don't feel it.

If you can't see Miss Cat's expression, you can't see who she is staring at with displeasure. Without a source of reasoning information, you can only feel that her small movements are not only the tail that vaguely wants to flick again, but also the unsightly movement on the hat. Stop the stepping/milking action of stepping back and forth.

Pausing for a few seconds, Edogawa Luanbu took Miss Cat and held it in front of his face, and said solemnly: "Please don't let the samurai in the audience show any more murderous aura, and I will play with you next time!"

Fukuzawa Yukichi, who was thinking about whether Ranpo and the cat were too messy, but his expression was just as calm as usual: "?"

Even the usual expression is murderous, will the cat get impatient and run away after staring at it for a long time?And the tone of detective boy is too natural.

It was as if he had been stabbed in the chest.

Edogawa Ranpo, who still can't learn the language skills of human society today, lowered his head and rubbed his head against Miss Cat who stopped stepping on her milk, and decided to make a quick decision: "After the case happened, Miss Cat's previous owner is gone... ah yes The suspicious gentleman who was regarded as the murderer was actually at the scene all the time, but he was not the murderer."

He let go of his hand and said expectantly, "Miss Miraculous Cat, find him quickly!"

The snow-white cat caught off guard: "?"

Just like Edogawa Ranpo who squints all the way but can see it, and has a very lively expression, although Miss Kitty is in the form of a cat, many of her psychological activities seem to be written on her face, as long as you look at it You can understand what's on her mind.

For example, now, Miss Kitty seems to have written on her face: 'What are you doing, you bastard!Do you want to die by throwing me down so suddenly, is this offending me, is it definitely offending me! '.

Still large and bold.

It looks like she is trying to catch someone... Oh sorry, she is too short, even if she jumped up vigorously, she couldn't catch Edogawa Ranpo's exposed skin, and could only bite her ankles with hatred.

It is impossible to bite an ankle. After squatting on the ground and sniffing the air a few times, Miss Cat angrily ran to the back of the stage curtain and rushed towards it.

The stage curtain lifts up, revealing something inside.

"Hi, that's great!" The detective boy praised immediately, and then suggested, "But everyone can't see it, can Miss Cat...OK, thank you!"

The curtain was slid to one side by the cat hanging on his body, completely revealing the contents inside. It was a person who was tied up and had something stuffed in his mouth. He was the former owner of Miss Cat, identified by Edogawa Ranpo.

When sliding down, the cat was covered by the red curtain for a moment, and the last one to land was a white-haired girl with cat ears shaking.

She pulled the curtain to cover most of her body, looked curiously at the gentleman who was staring at her, then stepped on the stage floor with her soft feet, walked over, and reached out to remove the white veil from his mouth.

The gentleman breathed a sigh of relief for the first time, and he said with a bit of sadness: "Hanako...do you remember me?"

Edogawa Ranpo: "!"

The detective boy immediately ran over from the center of the stage, moved away the white-haired girl who was squatting in front of the gentleman—because she needed to fetch a handkerchief, the white-haired girl was squatting, and hugged her leg from behind her in disorderly steps—and then quickly He walked to the edge of the stage and hid her at the very edge of the curtain, surrounded by layers of other curtains.

When he came back, he made a big 'X' with both hands and placed it on his chest: "Not allowed, absolutely not allowed, now we are solving a case, absolutely not allowed to kidnap a cat, only third-rate detective novels have such immorality The plot of the!!!"

Unknown why the white-haired girl poked her head out: "?"

Natsume Soseki, who was trying to recognize his relatives: "?"

Edogawa ranpo quickly cut the mess: "In short, the thing is like this, the victim of this case is only the cat thief from the beginning to the end!"

Other people under the stage: "..."

Without waiting for others to react, he continued: "As for the recognized victim, what about the leading actor... why don't you come out and explain?"

Compared with the excited tone when he bravely captured the cat just now, the detective boy's tone is surprisingly indifferent now. He said indifferently: "Since you are playing tricks on this occasion, you should really want to get the attention of the public. If you don't come out now, in public If you want to say it next, then you can only say it in the police/police/bureau where there is no audience."

The scene was a bit weird, because the background of his speech was the red curtain that slowly moved from the edge to the other side, and the white-haired girl dragged the curtain and walked back.

So after finishing speaking, the detective boy ran all the way over there, and whispered to the white-haired girl who was fighting wits and courage with the curtain: "You are not allowed to go back with him, even if he knows your name?"

"I don't know him at all, the villain is walking around!" The white-haired girl puffed up, "I just feel the smell of him—"

How to put it, the cat's sense of smell is a very strange thing. When the white-haired girl took the initiative to sniff the other party, she found that he had an intoxicating smell for cats. I don't know if it is catnip or other cats. In short, it is a kind of smell that makes cats who smell it want to jump directly on him, meowing comfortably while rolling.

During the noisy No. 15 seconds in the arena, the recognized victim of the murder, the protagonist who was killed on the stage, actually showed his face.

The other party was still wearing the costume of the stage play when he died, and there was still blood on the fatal wound. As long as he lay down on the spot, no one would think that he would survive, but now, he appeared on the stage with his usual expression, There is no sign of weakness.

Edogawa glanced at Luanbu, had expected it earlier, and continued to speak seriously: "Look, this uncle has already said it. Seeing that uncle and I are very reliable, I respect your wishes..."

The gentleman blinked and interrupted: "Sorry, but I don't seem to have spoken to you?"

"Your behavior speaks for itself," said the detective boy.

"But I really don't know him." The white-haired girl said, she wrinkled the tip of her nose slightly, and continued in a strange way, "But since you know my name..."

Before he finished speaking, Edogawa Ranpo covered her mouth, he frowned, and sniffed the air vigorously: "Damn it, I can't smell it, what kind of smell do you have on you, it can be tampered with?" The cat's will!"

White-haired girl: "Huh???"

"...Ah, I have a three-colored cat at home, maybe cats are very close to the smell of the same kind." After a pause of five or six seconds, the gentleman reluctantly replied gently.

The detective boy nodded: "So that's the case. If this is the case, then don't run around with the smell of a hot cat, or it will cause trouble for other people's cats!"

The gentleman was silent again for more than ten seconds before continuing: "Excuse me, can you untie it for me?"

"So, is Miss Kitty's name actually Hanako Zhenno?" Edogawa Ranpo confirmed for a second perfunctorily, and immediately accepted, "It's a weird name, but Miss Cat's name should be weird."

Fukuzawa Yukichi recited it softly, and immediately asked, "Jinano Hanako, do you have any meaning?"

"Being Hanako, it's because I met her for the first time, it was because of flowers." Natsume Soseki replied ponderously, recalling the first meeting, he subconsciously recalled the scene at that time.

It was a rainy day in spring, the rainwater fell down the low eaves and dripped into the puddles on the ground. The too bright white cat was biting an equally bright red rose, and walked out of the resident's door proudly. Walk under the protruding rain cover.

It glanced at the wet male three-coloured cat hiding from the rain under the eaves, and it became even more airy, as if it was stepping on white clouds.

When he was able to walk in, Natsume Soseki found that the white cat was only white on the front, and the back was covered with blood and was a mess.

Although it was misunderstood as a feral cat in heat/estrus and was almost scratched a few times, Natsume Soseki followed him back to 'home'. It is actually very inaccurate to say that it is home, because it is an uninhabited courtyard.

The white cat puts the flowers at the place where the shoes are changed at the door, then walks quickly to the backyard, nimbly jumps onto the low water diversion platform, skillfully turns on the faucet with the cat's claws, and then tentatively scoops up the water one by one, trying to Complete the achievements 'Clean the Wound' and 'Keep the Water from Other Cats'.

This is obviously very painful for the cat. The only thing that can make the cat happy is to observe the reaction of the bold male wild cat who followed up. I want to see the behavior of the wild cat who is scared by the water and immediately jumps up, blows his fur, and runs away. .

But Sanhua Mao was not frightened, but continued to move forward hesitantly.

So, the white cat, whose four paws were firmly grasping the square pool, immediately dived into it, and when it raised its head again, it turned into a human girl, the kind without/wearing/clothes/clothes, with a hideous look The wound was exposed from the girl's fair back, and I don't know if there is bacterial water flowing through the wound, flowing down with blood.

The three-flowered cat finally exploded.