I swept Yokohama with a vest

Dazai Osamu was too scary, Tsushima Sakurako was more afraid of his understatement and low smile than he was gnashing his teeth and furious.

In short, the opponent is too inhuman, and urgently ask Mori Owai for a precise strike outside the field.

When Mori Ogai received the communication, he had just walked out of the chief's office and dealt with the dying man professionally and perfunctorily.

The first second he connected, he heard the sound of glass being shattered; Osamu Dazai chuckled softly.

"...?" Mori Ogai was puzzled, "Sakurako-chan, Dazai-kun?"

What are you doing?No matter how you think about it, it feels very unpleasant, right?

The other side finally realized that the communication was connected, Tsushima Sakurako's voice came out: "Rintaro, help—"

Mori Ogai's footsteps paused, Tsushima Sakurako usually called him 'Doctor Mori', only in rare special cases, she would call him 'Rintaro'.

But at this time?

"Hey, is it really connected?" Dazai Osamu's relaxed and happy voice came over, and then there was a change, and it seemed that his attention was attracted by Sakurako Tsushima, "Hey, cherry sauce is too much, actually ..."

Mori Ogai slowly put out a question mark:?

'Cherry sauce' is Mori Ogai and Alice's pet name for Sakurako Tsushima, because the other party's bright burning hair and fragrance on her body are too cherry-like, and people generally call her 'Tsushima Sakura'. Miss Island' or "Sakurako".

Mori Ogai asked after deliberation: "... Dazai-kun."

The sound of continuous turning over came from the other side of the communicator, as well as the sudden and loud sound of tearing clothes, which interrupted Mori Ogai's deliberate inquiry.

Mori Ogai slowly put out a question mark again:?

"Hahaha!" Tsushima Sakurako seemed to be far away from the communicator, and her arrogant laugh was weakened by the distance, but the mocking power was not lacking at all.

She laughed loudly and said, "Hey, Mr. Dazai, you are so weak, are you male..."

In the middle of speaking, Osamu Dazai interrupted: "Oh, oh, the cherry sauce is great, it's really a surprise."

Mori Ogai:? ? ?

He showed a pensive expression, as if thinking about life.

"Rintarou, help—" Sakurako Tsushima whimpered, followed by Osamu Dazai's muffled groan.

"Cherry sauce, Dazai-kun," Mori Ogai sighed, he smiled at the port Mafia staff who came out to see him off, got into the car, and continued, "Even if it's a fight, you're not allowed to tear off the other party's bandages , or kick the opponent."

In order to show that he is fair and just, and that the bowl of water is level... well, just to prevent Sakurako Tsushima from rolling around and messing around, he sighed and said, "Of course, you are not allowed to interrupt the other party."

"It is also forbidden to launch mocking attacks on opponents!!!" Sakurako Tsushima did not have the consciousness of being named and criticized by a fair and just adult, and strongly seconded the words.

"This guy actually said that you will never pay attention to my communication!"

Of course, Osamu Dazai also said that reporting to adults is too naive and childish, but Tsushima Sakurako is a child, a cute child/girl, so she perfectly ignored this ridicule and pretended not to hear it .

"Actually, asking for help outside the court and acting coquettishly should be prohibited." Dazai Osamu was quite gentle, and said in the midst of Tsushima Sakurako's struggle, "Candy, cherry sauce? It smells like sweet cherries, like the first love. Sugar, every time I eat it, I feel like I tasted you~"

Mori Ogai's scalp went numb.

He closed his eyes and prayed for the cute red-haired boy/girl who was screaming: "In the future, it is forbidden to change the dressing outside the venue."

"Rintaro—" Sakurako Tsushima yelled in horror, breaking free, "throw this guy out!"

"I can't take it anymore, I'm still wearing a skirt, and he actually wants to grab my feet, even in a fight, I'm not allowed to grab my feet!"

Mori Ogai opened his eyes.

"Hey, does Cherry Sauce actually want me to grab your ankle?" Osamu Dazai seemed thoughtful, "It seems to be a good way to block the enemy's attack..."

His calm voice paused and disappeared.

Instead, it was the voice of Tsushima Sakurako: "Mr. Dazai, you are welcome, eat cherry candies...Damn it, Rintaro, it is also forbidden for the opponent to bind the enemy with bandages!!!"

Mori Ogai closed his eyes, and he suggested to the two children who were focused on fighting: "How about buying a cemetery for the enemy before each fight? In this way, it will be easier for me to deal with the follow-up."

"Huh? Does Dr. Mori think I will be stalked to death by this red-haired brat? Is he underestimating me too much?"/"Rin Taro is too much! No matter how much I play a prank, I won't really beat him to death. His wish will not be granted!"

The two spoke at the same time, as if the left and right voice channels surrounded Mori Ogai like a headache.

Mori Ogai said, "No, it was bought for me."

"Actually, if you think about it, if it wasn't painful and unattractive, being entangled to death by such a beautiful and lovely lady would not be a bad idea," Osamu Dazai said.

Sakurako Tsushima strongly refused: "Go away!"

Mori Ogai, who was ignored, sighed, and then heard Osamu Dazai pretending to say: "Then why is it so embarrassing? After all, you took me in and Cherry sauce, and I am very grateful... The tombstone in the cemetery seems to be good , What kind of motto does Mr. Mori want?"

If Osamu Dazai hadn't accentuated the accent and prolonged the syllables in "Grateful", or directly and happily agreed to buy the cemetery, maybe Mori Ogai would have pretended to believe it.

"Damn it!" Sakurako Tsushima said, "How can a mere cemetery be worthy of Rintarou?!"

She vowed: "Don't worry, Rin Taro, after you leave, I will inherit the Mafia port and carry forward your ideals!"

"..." Mori Ogai continued to have a headache.

Even in the fierce mutual pecking, don't you forget to slap the adults angrily? Don't think that the adult social animals can't hear the cute children/girls echoing the ridicule.

Mori Ogai, who was secretly accused of abandoning his child/daughter, looked up and glanced at the driver. After so long of seeing a doctor for the head of Mafia at the port, very few people in Mafia at the port have been bought by him or reached a cooperative relationship with him. The former is like the driver who drove him back, and the latter is like Ozaki Hongye, one of the five cadres of Mafia at the port.

He raised his hand to cover the communicator, and asked the driver sitting in front of him, watching his ears and nose, "Drive faster, how long will it take to arrive?"

The driver hesitated for a moment, combined with current events, and saved his life, said: "As soon as possible... 3 minutes."

3 minutes is very short, at least in the eyes of Dazai Osamu and Tsushima Sakurako who are still fighting, it must be very short; 3 minutes is also very long, for Mori Ogai who can only hear the movement and endure the pollution attacks of both sides at the same time .It is too long.

It was so long that he began to think: something must have gone wrong in my life as a breeder.

In the end, the professional delivery car of Mafia at the port stopped at the entrance of Mori Ogai's clinic. Mori Ogai got off the car calmly, nodded slightly to the driver, then walked to the door while thinking, and listened to the silent movement in the communicator. Finally pushed open the door.

The sunlight from outside suddenly poured into the door, illuminating the scene inside more clearly and brightly, as if Mori Ogai had a particularly bright career in raising children/girls.

The curtains were torn off in half, the hospital bed was turned in half, the table was completely turned over, and various medicines, oh no, it should be all kinds of candies that replaced dangerous medicines were scattered all over the floor.

Two silent little ghosts are in the middle of the room, entangled like cats and bugs, and everything that is missing in the room is on them.

Osamu Dazai fell to the ground, almost all the bandages on his body were torn off, he hummed an unknown song boredly, and it seemed that he was not in a very bad mood.

Sakurako Tsushima lay on his chest, closed her eyes, took a shallow breath comfortably, even rubbed against Osamu Dazai's chest, and complained, "Slow down your breathing... Phew~"

The missing half of the curtain, bed sheet, and Osamu Dazai's bandages entangled them tightly. It was the most complicated knot Mori Ogai had ever seen, and it was also the most contemplative child's fight he had ever seen.

Mori Ogai: ...

Osamu Dazai's fluffy black hair was illuminated by the sunlight pouring in from the door, reflecting light like gold. He raised his head and greeted casually: "Ah, it's Dr. Mori, good morning."

Sakurako Tsushima was half awakened by his voice and the vibration frequency of her chest under her cheeks, and raised her head in a daze: "Ah, it's Dr. Mori, is it already morning?"

"No, there is still some time until tomorrow morning." Dazai Osamu was calm and composed, without the slightest sense of bullying the red-haired child/girl just now, "Do you want to sleep a little longer?"

Mori Ogai sighed, "Cherry sauce, Dazai-kun."

Sakurako Tsushima woke up completely, and wanted to jump up happily, but only jumped for a moment, and was bounced back by the curtains, sheets and bandages: "Doctor Mori!"

"Are you having a good time?" Mori Ogai bent down and met Sakurako Tsushima's eyes.

"High..." Sakurako Tsushima was about to answer happily, but suddenly realized something was wrong, and immediately changed her words, "Not happy!"

"Ah, that's really distressing." Mori Ogai lowered his gaze, met the smiling Dazai Osamu, and asked politely, "Can you stand up?"

Sakurako Tsushima tried to jump up, but the sheets, curtains and bandages were still tightly entangled with Osamu Dazai, Osamu Dazai was forced to jump a bit, and then continued to lie on the ground.

Like a dying mackerel.

The mackerel froze for a few seconds, then jumped a few times without giving up, its tail flicked.

Mori Ogai seemed to be in deep thought and covered his mouth to hide his smile, he said leisurely, "Cherry sauce, Dazai-kun, what's wrong with you?"

"Doctor Mori is too much, he is laughing, he must be secretly laughing at us." Osamu Dazai lazily said, "If Cherry Sauce is jumping down, it will really look like a fish slapping on the shore desperately."

He paused for a moment, and immediately began to provoke blatantly: "Doctor Sen is smiling so happily, it's too much~"

"Ah, I didn't laugh because of that." Mori Ogai said, he showed a look of reminiscence, "Speaking of which, I brought a gift back, as compensation for leaving the cherry sauce alone."

"?" Sakurako Tsushima looked up, thinking about what she needs most at the moment, Cherry was ecstatic, "What? Are you going to drive this guy away?"

Dazai laughed lightly.

This guy is really weird, comparable to the weirdness of adults, even if he is forced to jump with a dead fish, and is strongly hinted to get out of here, he can laugh easily.

...how about feeding him sweet cherry sauce next time, when he's just out of the water and about to take a big breath!

Mori Ogai snapped his fingers, and a blond girl poked her head out from behind him suddenly. All the bad intentions of the bad black doctor were laughed out by the blond girl: "Cherry sauce is dreaming again, yes Oh little skirt."

Sakurako Tsushima:?

She saw Alice spinning out from behind Mori Ogai, wearing a gorgeous little skirt, holding four or five skirts of different styles in her hand, and the jumping movement that had stopped suddenly continued.

Alice wanted to pounce on it, but because there was Osamu Dazai underneath, she could only blink regretfully: "It was given by the head of Mafia at the port. He heard that you like small skirts very much."

"I don't like it!" Sakurako Tsushima tightly hugged Osamu Dazai, who has supernatural powers and is unqualified in the world, and shouted in horror, "Don't come here——"

Almost instantly, all the things wrapped around them loosened, and Osamu Dazai got out.

He stood beside him, stretched his waist as if nothing had happened, and then tilted his head: "What? You shouted so loudly, I can hardly hear other voices~"

"Hey, why is Cherry Jam about to cry?"

Damn why.