I swept Yokohama with a vest

Mori Ogai still has time to fool people and start 'sounds normal, but something doesn't feel right' storytelling, Hatsune Nakoko quickly abandons him.

She stretched out her hand and pulled out the system from mid-air, and asked curiously, "Is this Miss Cat also my vest?"

Anyway, judging from Mori Ogai's reaction, the opponent is probably really a vest.

[System undocumented. ] The system prompts that although it is very good at jumping timelines, it cannot change its own timeline, so it cannot get the vest that Chulu Yezhizi has not opened from his future self.

Chulu Yezhizi has always been very clear about his position, and he doesn't want to get involved in the space-time gap and experience the grandmother paradox personally because of some inflated power or other bad emotions that human beings will raise.

She stood still, as calmly as a chess piece in a chess game. A chess player would never move without commanding: "Open a new vest."

As before, there was an illusory page that quickly condensed into a solid body, and a vague female figure appeared on the front, which needed to be completed by Shikano Zhizi himself, or automatically by the system.

"What will it be this time?" Chulu Yezhizi rubbed the page with his fingertips, and asked suddenly, before the system hesitated to refuse to answer, he continued, "Miss Cat?"

She turned over the page and looked at the back. A line of gaudy Japanese was faintly entangled behind the page, like a naughty plum blossom print in the snow: "I am a cat".

"Ah, sure enough." The high school student chuckled lightly, and was the first to put forward her bottom line, "This time I chose to have the vest automatically generated by the system, but I don't accept sexy outfits that exceed a certain size, okay?"

This host is obviously super strong but overly cautious, the system evaluates it like this, and then can't wait to choose to generate a new vest, and at the same time enter the perspective of this vest.

It's okay to be cautious, if there is a space-time paradox, it will be really miserable as soon as you look up and see Qi Mu.

When Mori Ogai mentioned Miss Cat, he used a very serious tone. The other party didn't seem like a young/female type, which perfectly fits the type of mature middle-aged people, but it may also be because Tsushima Sakurako was there. , this guy doesn't dare to show excessive unreasonable thoughts to other children/girls.

Therefore, Chu Luye Zhizi asked logically: "Can I die, dear Mr. System?"

The problem is, Mori Ogai didn't say that 'Miss Cat' is really a cat? !

Does he have any more strange symptoms, the one that is more serious than the child/female control, as long as he is a normal person, he can't call a cat in the same way he calls a human, right? !

yes cat.

At the first moment when she opened her eyes in the new vest, Hatsukano Chiko found that the world had changed enough to shake her pupils. The people became bigger, the streets became bigger, the buildings became bigger, and even the wind became bigger.

Or to describe it more accurately, it's not that these things have become bigger, but that the high school student has become smaller, like a three-month-old kitten, which can't scratch human knees even if it jumps up. .

Don't ask Miss High School how she knows, she refuses to answer the question.

Mr. System was as quiet as a chicken the whole time, and he wondered if his pupils had also fallen into a state of doubting his life.

What about my big host?How did you become a cat? !It's still a kitten that has never been neutered!

This is the streets of Yokohama, but the scenery is unfamiliar. Hatsune Kanoko can only glimpse a little familiarity from between the roads, but can't tell where this is or how far it is from Raibo Street.

After staring away a few humans who tried to touch the cat with a faint stare, the high school student lady didn't move, continued to maintain her squatting posture, and asked calmly: "This is what you said, the so-called casual picking of a cat on the street is not a problem. Can you complete the task?"

She lifted her paw and took a few serious glances. She really couldn't accept that she was like a real cat, licking the paw pad that just rubbed on the ground, so she gave up decisively, and pressed the paw out of sight and out of mind back to the ground.

[…] The system had no choice but to say, ["I am a cat". ]

"You are not a cat," Miss High School Student, oh no, Miss Cat calmly said, "You are a system that is excluded by garbage sorting."

It stands to reason that only garbage can be sorted by garbage. The system is not garbage, and of course it cannot be sorted by garbage. The host took advantage of the loophole and scolded.

System: [... Cough, a specific person has been detected, 100 meters away from the host, is it close? ]

The distance of 100 meters is very short. If it is normal and if the length of the street is sufficient, Chuluye Zhizi does not even need to move. Just look up and look, and he can find his target at a glance in the crowd that is not densely packed. A specific person with a huge prompt.

But now...

Chu Luye Zhizi straightened his cat's back, took a look as much as he could, and saw countless huge legs. His vision was blocked, and he could almost only see the people nearby, but the people nearby were too big , You can't see the hint above your head at all, you can only see the waists of these humans at most.

Damn, I was crushed by height again, it was all Dazai Osamu's fault!

The system scanned the behavior of the host after she fell into a rage, and found that she was repeatedly lifting and pressing her paws, and she seemed to be stepping on the milk subconsciously, and said while stepping on the milk: "It's a good idea. There is a way to transform into a human form."

"So can you let me teleport? Or hump me?" She shook the cat's ears, "Actually, I don't really mind the difference between people."

This is of course impossible, no matter how cute Miss Cat is shaking her cat's ears, the system is not working at all, if you want it to be a camel cat, it will wilt on the spot.

"Oh," Chu Luye Zhizi said indifferently, "You really are not sortable garbage."

system:[? ]

That particular person is obviously walking around, and the coordinates of the other person are getting closer and closer, and after a while, it can be seen in the cat's extremely low chassis line of sight.

Chulu Yezhizi tried his best to straighten his back, his cat-like eyes and pupils were erected, and even his tail was shaking slightly. He was in a certain hunting state. Soon, a specific person came into view.

The system is not completely useless, at least the instructions that were originally marked high above the head of a specific person are now swaying to the calf of a specific person, and they are kicked to and fro by the opponent's weak steps. Fortunately, they did not loosen.

Even if it becomes a cat, there are not only disadvantages. If "Retrograde" is a cat, then it is indeed as encouraged by the system, because there is no psychopath who will shoot at innocent and cute cats, no one!

In the same way, in this state, it is very simple to get close to a specific person. As long as you run over quickly, stick to your legs, and refuse to move, there will be a nearly [-]% chance of success.

As the specific person got closer and closer, Chuluye Zhizi quickly made a decision.

The fluffy kitten stood up suddenly, with its tail proudly erected, and walked forward arrogantly and vigorously. It seemed that this place was not the streets of Yokohama or a kitten, but the most luxurious stage and international superstar in the world.

The menacing international superstar only took four or five steps, one step with his front paws sticking out, two steps with his back paws following him helplessly, and the last step was to fall down the stairs while climbing, and finally hit the leg of a specific person superior.

Hatsuluno Chiko: ...

She couldn't see the drastically changing scenery around her at all, she could only hear a boyish question coming from above her head: "Hey, what is this?"

Only the lower body can be seen of a specific person bending over, Chuluye Zhizi looked up dizzily, just in time to see the deeply squinted eyes of the other party, this is a person who can easily express his depression even if the eyes are squinted into a thick solid line teenager.

As if the arrow dangling from his calf was granted amnesty, it immediately jumped to the top of the boy's head following Chuluye Zhizi's line of sight, and changed from the thick arrow to the opponent's name:

Edogawa ran wild.

Is it actually Edogawa Ranpo?Chuluye Zhizi knows the other party, thanks to Mori Ogai, Edogawa Ranpo is the absolute core of the Armed Detective Agency, and the supernatural ability is reasoning. No matter what case, as long as the other party takes a look at it, he can easily reason. Who is the murderer.

This kind of supernatural ability is really too magical and buggy, almost as buggy as Dazai Osamu's supernatural power.

Mori Ogai is very afraid of the world's number one detective. When he broke up with Yosano Akiko and the president of the Armed Detective Agency, Fukuzawa Yukichi, it was Edogawa Ranpo who took advantage of the chaos and took Yosano Akiko away. .

This guy's supernatural powers are too powerful, Chuluye Zhizi used to try to avoid him as much as possible, so he doesn't have much contact with the Armed Detective Agency, and Mori Ogai is an enemy with the president of the Detective Agency, if there is no accident, he will not meet.

"Hey, are you looking for a job too?" Edogawa Ranbu who was hit casually pressed his student cap, squatted down, and said to the kitten who bumped into him, "Then look for it together." How about work!"

hey hey?

Chuluye Zhizi can't deduce his current age from the other party's face. After all, the other party is a guy who can make others feel that the armed detective agency is hiring child labor even if he is in his 20s, but it should be before he joined the armed detective agency. There is no need for a so-called job search.

--etc? !Looking for a job with a cat?are you serious !

Edogawa grabbed the documents in his arms at random steps, picked up the kitten who seemed to be frozen, and continued to lose his way carelessly.

He was wearing a kind of rustic winter clothing. He didn't look very good, but the effect of blocking the wind was first-class. Once he was pulled into the opponent's arms, Chulu Yezhizi couldn't feel the wind.

So Miss Cat's strong struggle turned into a gentle step/milk, and she protested a few times perfunctorily: "Meow~"

Hugging the cat with good intentions, it doesn't mean that Ranpo Edogawa is in a very happy mood. On the contrary, he is in a terrible mood now: "The adults are really strange, and the way they treat children is too inexplicable."

"I can't figure it out, I really can't figure it out, it's so strange—"

What's so strange, the whole world is not surprised by you, okay? You actually talked to the cat seriously, and even hugged her to find a job together.

Miss Cat, who changed her posture and stepped on the information bag in the opponent's arms without hesitation, lazily echoed: "Meow meow."

Even if he lost his way, the calm young man looked down at the cat in his arms, quickly pulled himself together, and said to himself: "Is this still a test for adults? Well, it's better than the inexplicable test before, just reasoning about the cat. The meaning of the lady's words is just to take Miss Cat to take over the job by the way!"

Anyway, it's much easier to think about than pointing out to the minister's wife that the other party has just had an in-depth exchange with other ladies, and the captain has just enjoyed the filial piety of a subordinate. I really don't understand those adults. things, but they just pretend not to see it, and get angry when they are pointed out.

It's so obvious, but everyone pretends not to know. It's really inexplicable. If you pick out those mails that are meaningless and will never be signed for, you will be scolded. If you point out that the boss deliberately miscalculated, you will be scolded. .

Just telling the truth, why did they all pretend not to see it?

Compared with those weird adults, Miss Kitty who doesn't hide herself at all is cuter!