At this moment, Bucky is suffering the second major setback in his worldview in his life.

At first, he thought that he would be rescued by an elf in the virgin forest of New Zealand, which was enough nonsense.Unexpectedly, when he was queuing, he heard the news above the team, which almost shattered his worldview.

Although the forests and lakes in New Zealand look exactly the same, Bucky still tenaciously identified the lake in the news photos as the place where he was unconscious, because he remembered clearly that he ran out of the woods and was in the clearing by the lake There was a giant tree, and he fell under the giant tree.

Now, the news suddenly told him that the lake at the place where he fainted was called Itio Lake—hehehe, it has the same name as Itio, this must be just a coincidence :)

Immediately afterwards, the news said that the girl giant tree next to Itio Lake was destroyed. When Bucky saw the photo of the giant tree in the past on the news, he almost scolded his mother-that is the essence of the elf, even The posture is not changing!

What the hell is going on? Are elves hatched from trees? Is every tree in the primeval forest an elf? ?

#Every time a tree is cut down, an elf loses its life#

#Love the elves, start with you and me#

Bah, what the hell!

Before Bucky could sort out his thoughts, he understood that this matter was a big deal—in the 21st century, when people in Europe and the United States experienced aliens escaping from the ground and robots flying into the sky, it was obvious that the simple and simple people of New Zealand did not What kind of suffering has he suffered, because some New Zealanders who lined up in front of him cried on the spot because the tree was destroyed!

What the hell is going on! !

In front of him, a young curly-haired boy was crying and hugging Bucky's arm without looking at him.

"The girl's ancient tree has been destroyed! Who is so cruel? I grew up reading her fairy tales!" the young man cried.

Bucky tried to mobilize his expressionless face, and he tried to show a regretful smile.

"It's really a pity." After a perfunctory sentence without sympathy, Bucky asked again, "What does it say in fairy tales?"

"It's said in fairy tales—I don't want to mention it anymore, fairy tales are all lies!" the young man wailed.

Bucky clenched his iron fist, trying to suppress his instinct to throw the young man who was hugging him tightly, because of the force, his knuckles began to creak.

"I'm a tourist, and I really want to know your fairy tales in New Zealand." Bucky took a deep breath, and said as kindly as possible, "Can you satisfy me, a poor foreigner?"

"Okay, okay... In legends, in fact, in myths, there are various races living on the earth, among which the most favored by the gods are the elves... The elves have nothing to do with the world, and they have nothing to do with humans, lovers, Hobbits and other races live in peace."

The young man choked up and rubbed his eyes.

"Then one day, a monster appeared—you don't need to worry about monsters, anyway, there are always bad guys in fairy tales. Monsters have the ability to destroy the world. When the crisis is at stake, the elf princess Yi Diou stepped forward , to seek reconciliation negotiations, unexpectedly, the elf princess is too beautiful, the monster fell in love with her at first sight, it agreed to let other races go, no longer cholera world, but it asked the elf princess to sleep with it, and asked her to give her best age to give it."

"The elf princess agreed, and she gave it 1000 years of her adult life, and she turned into a little girl, and fell into a deep sleep with the monster." The boy began to choke again, "It is said that she turned into a tree, so In order to commemorate her, later generations put her name on the lake next to her sleeping. That tree is the tree that was destroyed in the news! Our favorite fairy tales when we were young were Santa Claus and Elf Princess, who is so Desperately—”

There was a devastated Bucky, feeling his back soaked in cold sweat.

"Then... that princess can only sleep forever?" He asked stiffly.

"There is a prophecy in the legend. The prophecy says that she will wake up in 7000 years. If you calculate it carefully, it will be this year..." The young man was stunned, and then he grabbed the Winter Soldier's arm excitedly, "Could it be That tree wasn't destroyed, it was just because the elf princess woke up??"

"No, that's just a story, elf princesses don't exist, just like Santa Claus is a lie." Bucky said deadpan.

Both the boy and the Winter Soldier looked ashamed, and he even let go of the Winter Soldier's hand.

"What, Santa Claus doesn't exist?" the boy murmured.

What, fairy tales come true?Bucky thought in disbelief.

Bucky didn't buy the ticket either, so he turned and walked outside.

He wanted to yell, too, what the hell was this weird unfolding, that he had met a character from a fairy tale? ?

Bucky realized that the seriousness of this matter was several times more serious than he imagined. He came outside the ticket office and called Rumlow.

"I won't take the ship anymore, you can take her out."

When Rumlow came out with the sleeping Itiou in his arms, he saw Bucky squatting on the side of the road, smoking a cigarette with a vicissitudes on his face, and holding a picture book of fairy tales in his other hand .

"What are you doing, reading fairy tales?" Rumlow laughed without thinking.

Bucky exhales smoke, he throws the butt in the trash, then throws the book of fairy tales to Rumlow.

Rumlow had a playful face at first, but Bucky reached out and took the sleeping elf. He watched Rumlow flip through the fairy tales, and the expression on Rumlow's face became more and more complicated as if he had eaten overnight shit.

"This--this--" Rumlow stammered, "what the hell is going on??"

Bucky shook his head silently.

"I don't know," he said, "but all I know is that if these New Zealanders find out that the fairy tale is true and the fairy princess is in our hands, don't you believe we won't be able to leave the country alive?"

"Then what?" said Rumlow, "how about we put her back and pretend nothing happened?"

Bucky rolled his huge eyes.

"Rent a private boat to the North Island, and then take a plane directly from the North Island to the United States." Bucky said, "We can't wait for Steve. Waiting for him to come back ten hours later may not be what's going on here."

Bucky's analysis was very reasonable. When he managed to borrow [-] US dollars from Steve and rented a private yacht to sail on the sea, the senior officials of the New Zealand government were also arguing.They believe that New Zealand was originally a blessed land, neither aliens nor robots have ever come to trouble New Zealand, and now is a sign.

Apparently, those at the top of the government believed that prophecy more than ordinary people.But they didn't have any evidence that the real fairy tale came true, but they felt that something should be done.

So, they decided to ban superheroes from all over the world from coming to New Zealand for one week.Their brain circuit is very simple: Generally speaking, New Zealand does not participate in major European and American events at all. In various events, New Zealand seems to have no sense of presence at all, so no superheroes have ever come to New Zealand.

They haven't come to New Zealand before, if they suddenly come this week, something must happen.If superheroes come to New Zealand, it attracts supervillains.So as long as they don't let superheroes come to New Zealand, they're 100% safe!

perfect.

As a result, Steve, who had already arrived at the New York boarding gate, was stopped.His blond hair, blue eyes, righteous sunny face and the name of Steve Rogers are so well known that there is no possibility of being missed.

"Sorry, captain." The security inspector said apologetically, "Now New Zealand refuses to land superheroes."

Steve was dumbfounded.

"When did this happen?"

"3 minutes ago."

Steve: ...What theFUXX? ? ?

……

At the same time, at sea, after setting up the autopilot of the yacht, Rumlow and Bucky sat in rows, watching the elf who was still sleeping soundly.

"Is she really a princess?" Rumlow murmured.

"It's written in the mythology."

Rumlow sighed sadly.

"I can suddenly forgive all the willfulness and ego she showed before." Rumlow said, "For a princess, she is really obedient."

Bucky is also in mixed feelings.

"Since there is a princess, there must be a king and queen. But her family is not recorded in any version of the story." Bucky said, "Do you think this is serious?"

"It's really serious. If the Elven King knows that we wanted to force his daughter to wear a pink bubble skirt, will we be beaten to death with sticks?" Rumlow agreed.

Bucky: "..."

Bucky felt that since Rumlow left Hydra, his IQ began to plummet.

Just when the two men were in complicated moods, the sleeping Itiou gradually woke up.She propped herself up, looked around in confusion, and then looked at Bucky and Rumlow.

"Where is this place?"

"We're on the boat," Bucky said.

Itiou was stunned for a while, and his originally confused expression suddenly came to his senses.

"We, are we at sea?!" the elf said in shock, her voice faltering.

Neither Bucky nor Rumlow understood why she was so surprised, and they nodded.Itiou let out a loud cry—this was the first time the men saw the elf so excited, and then the little girl disappeared in the cabin.

They don't understand the significance of the sea to the elves. When an elf lives long enough, the elves' instinct will let them hear the call of the sea.Even the cubs of the elves will have a natural feeling for the sea.

Bucky and Rumlow were stunned for a while before they realized that they were at sea, and Itiou's behavior of climbing the stairs when he couldn't see it in the past made their hearts hang in the air.They rush out of the cabin and onto the deck, which is empty at first, before Bucky realizes it's because Itio is overboard!

She held the rope, and stepped on the outer wall of the boat in a way that defied gravity. With her outstretched arms, the sea water passed between her fingers, and the water spray wet the ends of her hair——Bucky felt his heart I'm about to get sick.

"Itio, come up quickly, let's talk about things." Rumlow leaned on the railing, poked his head, and tried to seduce, "Want to watch cartoons? Come and watch."

The old elves did it again - when she didn't want to hear them, she pretended she didn't hear anything.She has been deeply attracted by the sea, Rumlow sighed in despair.

Bucky pursed his lips, and he had an idea in his heart.

"Itiou, come up now." He said in a serious voice, "Otherwise I will tell your father how disobedient you are!"

Obviously, this time, Itiou heard him.She raised her head and looked at the two men above her head. Bucky couldn't help showing a triumphant smile. He felt that he seemed to have grasped the weakness of the elf...

Unexpectedly, after the fleeting surprise and subconscious fear, the little girl did not compromise as Bucky imagined, but was angry. She pursed her lips, her face swelled into a bun like a puffer fish, and she was so angry that she was out of shape.

"You actually threatened me with my father?" the little elf said furiously, "You are no longer my friend!"

……Eh?Eh?What is this God unfolding?Why is it different from the script that was said? ?

"That's right, it's too much!" Before Bucky could speak, Rumlow immediately fanned the flames, "Come on, Itio, let's go watch cartoons and ignore him."

Itio returned to the deck with a light kick. She turned her head and refused to look at Bucky. Rumlow reached out to wrap Itio's shoulders, and at the same time gave Bucky a thumbs up secretly.

Bucky: ...

Why didn't he strangle the bastard in the first place?

The author has something to say: Bucky: #养宝experience is extremely bad, I’m afraid of my father if I agreed#

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Tips: The elves in childhood and adolescence need to be smoothed, otherwise the elves will easily hold grudges or run away from home, making it difficult to raise.Friendly suggestion, if it is the first time for a novice to raise, it is not recommended to start with a jungle elf, it is a good choice to start with a hobbit.

See you in the next issue of Life Feeding Tips :)

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