[Zhongyingmei] She is a small public
Chapter 17
Tony repeatedly promised not to joke anymore, and Peter brought back the children's meal, which finally made the tired Steve change his mind and sit back.
"I think we need to be serious," Steve said. "Tony, tell me why you're coming to New Zealand?"
"Then tell me, why do you know that little girl named Itio?" Tony asked back.
It's okay if Tony doesn't say it. Peter, who was drinking Coke, choked when he heard the name.
"What did you say her name was?" Peter stammered. "Itio? Are you sure, Mr. Stark?"
"Of course, she told me herself. What's wrong?" Tony looked at him.
"Sir! Don't you remember the fairy tree that I said before?" Peter said, "The lake next to that tree is called Itio Lake, and that tree is called Maiden Tree, but In fact, New Zealanders all default to the appearance of the girl's tree root, which is the legendary elf princess Itiou."
Tony sighed and looked at Steve.
"You see, this child is very sick." Tony said helplessly, "Today he has been repeating to me the elf princess in the fairy tale, the tree turned into a human, and so on..."
"What if I said it's all true?" Steve said quietly.
"You're crazy at last, Captain," Tony said nonchalantly.
Steve looked left and right, the fast food restaurant was very noisy with people coming and going, but no one would pay attention to their conversation.
"The little girl you gave the gift today is an elf named Itio." He lowered his voice.
"Nonsense, why didn't I see that she was an elf." Tony couldn't believe it. "Elves—didn't elves have pointed ears?"
"Have you seen her ears?" Steve asked back.
Tony froze for a moment.Without waiting for him to recall, Jarvis automatically recalled the screenshots saved on Tony's pupil stealth technology thin skin at that time.Obviously, this cute and extraordinary-looking little girl was wearing a sweater hat all the time, and the long blond hair running from the sides of the hat to her chest completely covered the gap, and her ears could not be seen at all.
"Also, only unworldly elves don't know the details of superheroes." Steve chuckled.
Tony frowned.
Even today when aliens are invading and mutants are everywhere, it is still difficult for him to believe that trees become spirits and fairy tales come true.
"But how do you know she's an elf?" Tony asked.
Steve paused for a moment, he considered his words, and then said slowly, "Do you remember Bucky... came to New Zealand to destroy the Hydra escapee party?"
Tony froze, and he looked up at Steve.
"Could it be..."
"That's right. Half a month ago, he strayed into the primeval forest of the South Island by mistake, was ambushed again, suffered some injuries, and happened to fall by the side of Lake Itiou." Steve said slowly, "That night, that elf girl After saving him, Bucky woke up and saw that she was the only elf, so he decided to bring her out and give her to the Avengers... Unexpectedly, they just entered the city and saw the news on TV that the Maiden Tree was destroyed... Whether it is time or legend, everything is tight."
"Half a month ago?" Peter said in surprise, "At that time we traveled to the South Island, and the tour guide said that according to the legend, the elf princess would wake up this year."
Tony's eyebrows were still furrowed.
"This is really strange. If that little girl is an elf, where did she come from..." He muttered, "If there was such a race of advanced creatures like humans living on the earth, it is impossible to record it nothing."
"This requires us to investigate slowly." Steve said.
Tony nodded.
"Jarvis, go and call out all the stories and myths about elves from all over the world, from ancient times to the present, and go now."
[OK, sir. ]
Tony looked up, and he looked at Peter who was doing nothing.
"Peter, you go..." he said, "you go and buy another package."
"Do you still want to buy a children's meal?" Peter asked with a blink of an eye.
"You can buy whatever you want. The captain can't get enough of a children's meal, so go."
Peter didn't doubt him, he ran to line up again in a good temper, and Tony looked at Steve.
"So, we're taking that kid back to America?"
"Correct."
Tony was silent for a moment. He said, "What about Barnes?"
Steve didn't speak, and after a while, he said slowly, "I really hope he returns to China, even if it's as a security guard or a guard... But he is determined not to go back, and I can't help it." Steve Glancing at Tony's expression, he added, "I know you two...so, let's continue like this first."
Eyelashes drooping, Tony tapped the table with his fingers.
"He must be the first human being that the child sees." He said, "She must be very dependent on him."
"Lonely and helpless children will always have a fledgling plot." Steve sighed, "Our top priority is to understand this matter, no matter how ethereal the myths describe the elves, the elves cannot appear out of thin air. Why on earth is she in New Zealand, where is her family, what is her relationship to New Zealand's fairy tales... I think this matter is not as simple as it seems."
Tony nodded.
"The earth has been peaceful for more than a year." He said with emotion, "I hope this kind of peace can be maintained for a while longer."
"Most definitely."
……
After dinner, Steve took Tony and Peter to the hotel where the three of Bucky were staying.
Itiou had just woken up at this time, with a sleepy look on his little face, he had already started to yell vaguely.
"I want ice cream," she said, yawning.
The elves have been in the human world for so long, and they have gained nothing else, but they are attracted enough by human TV and food.Especially ice cream - she has little appetite for other foods, but she just loves this sweet and cold dessert.
At the beginning, Bucky and Rumlow always wanted to order her, even the two old men felt that this way of eating would hurt their stomachs.Now they have completely disregarded her, let her do whatever she wants, she is a princess after all, and she can't afford to provoke her.
When Steve brought the two of them in, he saw the young elf rubbing his eyes while eating an ice cream box as big as his own head.
... Sure enough, whatever the cute little child does makes people feel happy.
What, it's easy to be unkempt and look bad after waking up?For a race with its own soft light filter and white clothes that don't get dirty by mopping the floor, this kind of thing doesn't exist.
"...Itio, will it hurt your stomach if you eat ice cream right after waking up?" Steve couldn't help but said when he just entered the door.
Bucky sighed deeply.
"People can live for thousands of years even if they eat and drink, and I have never heard of elves who died of stomach problems in mythology, so let's ignore it." He said.
Steve wanted to say something else, the elf showed a soft smile, and greeted him with his hand.
"Hi Steve."
Before his brain could react, Steve smiled and nodded.
...Damn it, he couldn't bear to take such a cute little girl seriously.
"Oh my God, it's really you!" Behind Steve, Peter exclaimed.
The little girl the captain was talking about turned out to be the one he and Ned met in the waiting room that day!It never occurred to him that Ned really hit the mark.
"Hello." Although he didn't know what he was screaming, Itiou still greeted him.
At the same time, Bucky also saw Tony behind Steve.Speaking of which, they haven't seen each other for more than a year after the trial.
Steve felt an eerie anxiety between the two of them, like a husband caught between his wife and his mother.
"Tony also came to New Zealand for Itio." Steve cleared his face, and said as calmly as possible, "This is just right, Itio can be safely sent to the United States."
Bucky nodded but said nothing.On the contrary, Itiou was a little surprised when he saw Tony, "It's you! You are the human who just sent me Iron Man!"
"Hi, hello, we meet again." Tony smiled. He stepped forward, stretched out his hand, and shook Itio's little hand.
"Why are you here?" Itio asked.
"Because, this..." Tony sighed deeply, and he said in a helpless tone, "Actually, I am Iron Man."
Tony waited for an exclamation or a scream, but it was calm. He looked at the little girl and saw her expression froze.
"…Isn't Iron Man a cartoon?" she said slowly, "just like Captain America is a cartoon character."
"What? No!" Tony frowned, "Why do you think that? Steve is Captain America."
Itiou immediately turned his head to look at Steve, and Steve spread his hands helplessly.
"It's true, I am Captain America."
"But—where's your uniform?" Itiou said incredulously, "Is it hidden under your T-shirt?"
"...No, only Superman would wear his own uniform inside his private clothes, and then tear the clothes off at a critical moment. That's too blatant, I don't like it." Steve looked at Bucky, a little displeased Believe it or say, "Have you never told her these things?"
"I said it, but she always thought I was teasing her." Bucky said blankly, "Because she thinks that if Captain America exists, then SpongeBob SquarePants also exists. So far I have no way to prove that you two There is no connection."
"Sponge—what?" Steve thought he had misheard.
"SpongeBob SquarePants, a cartoon about a talking sponge." Bucky said with despair, "I've been watching these cartoons every day for half a month. God knows what I've been through."
Thinking of the Winter Soldier curled up on the sofa with his huge body, staring at the cartoon in a daze, Steve couldn't help but reach out and pat Bucky on the shoulder.
"Thanks for your hard work."
On this side, Itiou was still thinking.
"Okay, Steve. If you can do what I say, I believe you are Captain America."
"Say it," Steve said.Bucky's eyes lit up instantly.
The elf stretched out his finger and pointed out the window.
"If you can fly out of here, I'll trust you."
"...Itio, he's not Superman! He's Captain America!!" Bucky said desperately.
Itiou watched Bucky cover her face in collapse, she bit the spoon and fell into confusion.
... Isn't Superman big breasts?Did she really admit it wrong?
Hey... so annoying, she is just a young spirit, she really can't tell the difference between these humans Q_Q
The author has something to say: Blind Itiou: I know Captain America has big breasts!
Please listen to the question!Please find the correct pectoral muscles of Captain America, Thor, Superman, and Wolverine!
Itio: ...
·
Because I’m in my senior year, and it’s the end of the year, and there are a lot of course final exams, so I’ve been busy recently, but I’ll keep the daily updates. I’ll try my best to add more updates after the exam week is over. Please bear with me now _(:з」 ∠)_
"I think we need to be serious," Steve said. "Tony, tell me why you're coming to New Zealand?"
"Then tell me, why do you know that little girl named Itio?" Tony asked back.
It's okay if Tony doesn't say it. Peter, who was drinking Coke, choked when he heard the name.
"What did you say her name was?" Peter stammered. "Itio? Are you sure, Mr. Stark?"
"Of course, she told me herself. What's wrong?" Tony looked at him.
"Sir! Don't you remember the fairy tree that I said before?" Peter said, "The lake next to that tree is called Itio Lake, and that tree is called Maiden Tree, but In fact, New Zealanders all default to the appearance of the girl's tree root, which is the legendary elf princess Itiou."
Tony sighed and looked at Steve.
"You see, this child is very sick." Tony said helplessly, "Today he has been repeating to me the elf princess in the fairy tale, the tree turned into a human, and so on..."
"What if I said it's all true?" Steve said quietly.
"You're crazy at last, Captain," Tony said nonchalantly.
Steve looked left and right, the fast food restaurant was very noisy with people coming and going, but no one would pay attention to their conversation.
"The little girl you gave the gift today is an elf named Itio." He lowered his voice.
"Nonsense, why didn't I see that she was an elf." Tony couldn't believe it. "Elves—didn't elves have pointed ears?"
"Have you seen her ears?" Steve asked back.
Tony froze for a moment.Without waiting for him to recall, Jarvis automatically recalled the screenshots saved on Tony's pupil stealth technology thin skin at that time.Obviously, this cute and extraordinary-looking little girl was wearing a sweater hat all the time, and the long blond hair running from the sides of the hat to her chest completely covered the gap, and her ears could not be seen at all.
"Also, only unworldly elves don't know the details of superheroes." Steve chuckled.
Tony frowned.
Even today when aliens are invading and mutants are everywhere, it is still difficult for him to believe that trees become spirits and fairy tales come true.
"But how do you know she's an elf?" Tony asked.
Steve paused for a moment, he considered his words, and then said slowly, "Do you remember Bucky... came to New Zealand to destroy the Hydra escapee party?"
Tony froze, and he looked up at Steve.
"Could it be..."
"That's right. Half a month ago, he strayed into the primeval forest of the South Island by mistake, was ambushed again, suffered some injuries, and happened to fall by the side of Lake Itiou." Steve said slowly, "That night, that elf girl After saving him, Bucky woke up and saw that she was the only elf, so he decided to bring her out and give her to the Avengers... Unexpectedly, they just entered the city and saw the news on TV that the Maiden Tree was destroyed... Whether it is time or legend, everything is tight."
"Half a month ago?" Peter said in surprise, "At that time we traveled to the South Island, and the tour guide said that according to the legend, the elf princess would wake up this year."
Tony's eyebrows were still furrowed.
"This is really strange. If that little girl is an elf, where did she come from..." He muttered, "If there was such a race of advanced creatures like humans living on the earth, it is impossible to record it nothing."
"This requires us to investigate slowly." Steve said.
Tony nodded.
"Jarvis, go and call out all the stories and myths about elves from all over the world, from ancient times to the present, and go now."
[OK, sir. ]
Tony looked up, and he looked at Peter who was doing nothing.
"Peter, you go..." he said, "you go and buy another package."
"Do you still want to buy a children's meal?" Peter asked with a blink of an eye.
"You can buy whatever you want. The captain can't get enough of a children's meal, so go."
Peter didn't doubt him, he ran to line up again in a good temper, and Tony looked at Steve.
"So, we're taking that kid back to America?"
"Correct."
Tony was silent for a moment. He said, "What about Barnes?"
Steve didn't speak, and after a while, he said slowly, "I really hope he returns to China, even if it's as a security guard or a guard... But he is determined not to go back, and I can't help it." Steve Glancing at Tony's expression, he added, "I know you two...so, let's continue like this first."
Eyelashes drooping, Tony tapped the table with his fingers.
"He must be the first human being that the child sees." He said, "She must be very dependent on him."
"Lonely and helpless children will always have a fledgling plot." Steve sighed, "Our top priority is to understand this matter, no matter how ethereal the myths describe the elves, the elves cannot appear out of thin air. Why on earth is she in New Zealand, where is her family, what is her relationship to New Zealand's fairy tales... I think this matter is not as simple as it seems."
Tony nodded.
"The earth has been peaceful for more than a year." He said with emotion, "I hope this kind of peace can be maintained for a while longer."
"Most definitely."
……
After dinner, Steve took Tony and Peter to the hotel where the three of Bucky were staying.
Itiou had just woken up at this time, with a sleepy look on his little face, he had already started to yell vaguely.
"I want ice cream," she said, yawning.
The elves have been in the human world for so long, and they have gained nothing else, but they are attracted enough by human TV and food.Especially ice cream - she has little appetite for other foods, but she just loves this sweet and cold dessert.
At the beginning, Bucky and Rumlow always wanted to order her, even the two old men felt that this way of eating would hurt their stomachs.Now they have completely disregarded her, let her do whatever she wants, she is a princess after all, and she can't afford to provoke her.
When Steve brought the two of them in, he saw the young elf rubbing his eyes while eating an ice cream box as big as his own head.
... Sure enough, whatever the cute little child does makes people feel happy.
What, it's easy to be unkempt and look bad after waking up?For a race with its own soft light filter and white clothes that don't get dirty by mopping the floor, this kind of thing doesn't exist.
"...Itio, will it hurt your stomach if you eat ice cream right after waking up?" Steve couldn't help but said when he just entered the door.
Bucky sighed deeply.
"People can live for thousands of years even if they eat and drink, and I have never heard of elves who died of stomach problems in mythology, so let's ignore it." He said.
Steve wanted to say something else, the elf showed a soft smile, and greeted him with his hand.
"Hi Steve."
Before his brain could react, Steve smiled and nodded.
...Damn it, he couldn't bear to take such a cute little girl seriously.
"Oh my God, it's really you!" Behind Steve, Peter exclaimed.
The little girl the captain was talking about turned out to be the one he and Ned met in the waiting room that day!It never occurred to him that Ned really hit the mark.
"Hello." Although he didn't know what he was screaming, Itiou still greeted him.
At the same time, Bucky also saw Tony behind Steve.Speaking of which, they haven't seen each other for more than a year after the trial.
Steve felt an eerie anxiety between the two of them, like a husband caught between his wife and his mother.
"Tony also came to New Zealand for Itio." Steve cleared his face, and said as calmly as possible, "This is just right, Itio can be safely sent to the United States."
Bucky nodded but said nothing.On the contrary, Itiou was a little surprised when he saw Tony, "It's you! You are the human who just sent me Iron Man!"
"Hi, hello, we meet again." Tony smiled. He stepped forward, stretched out his hand, and shook Itio's little hand.
"Why are you here?" Itio asked.
"Because, this..." Tony sighed deeply, and he said in a helpless tone, "Actually, I am Iron Man."
Tony waited for an exclamation or a scream, but it was calm. He looked at the little girl and saw her expression froze.
"…Isn't Iron Man a cartoon?" she said slowly, "just like Captain America is a cartoon character."
"What? No!" Tony frowned, "Why do you think that? Steve is Captain America."
Itiou immediately turned his head to look at Steve, and Steve spread his hands helplessly.
"It's true, I am Captain America."
"But—where's your uniform?" Itiou said incredulously, "Is it hidden under your T-shirt?"
"...No, only Superman would wear his own uniform inside his private clothes, and then tear the clothes off at a critical moment. That's too blatant, I don't like it." Steve looked at Bucky, a little displeased Believe it or say, "Have you never told her these things?"
"I said it, but she always thought I was teasing her." Bucky said blankly, "Because she thinks that if Captain America exists, then SpongeBob SquarePants also exists. So far I have no way to prove that you two There is no connection."
"Sponge—what?" Steve thought he had misheard.
"SpongeBob SquarePants, a cartoon about a talking sponge." Bucky said with despair, "I've been watching these cartoons every day for half a month. God knows what I've been through."
Thinking of the Winter Soldier curled up on the sofa with his huge body, staring at the cartoon in a daze, Steve couldn't help but reach out and pat Bucky on the shoulder.
"Thanks for your hard work."
On this side, Itiou was still thinking.
"Okay, Steve. If you can do what I say, I believe you are Captain America."
"Say it," Steve said.Bucky's eyes lit up instantly.
The elf stretched out his finger and pointed out the window.
"If you can fly out of here, I'll trust you."
"...Itio, he's not Superman! He's Captain America!!" Bucky said desperately.
Itiou watched Bucky cover her face in collapse, she bit the spoon and fell into confusion.
... Isn't Superman big breasts?Did she really admit it wrong?
Hey... so annoying, she is just a young spirit, she really can't tell the difference between these humans Q_Q
The author has something to say: Blind Itiou: I know Captain America has big breasts!
Please listen to the question!Please find the correct pectoral muscles of Captain America, Thor, Superman, and Wolverine!
Itio: ...
·
Because I’m in my senior year, and it’s the end of the year, and there are a lot of course final exams, so I’ve been busy recently, but I’ll keep the daily updates. I’ll try my best to add more updates after the exam week is over. Please bear with me now _(:з」 ∠)_
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